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i be magicin on the fushigi til he orbs

Ponder these orbs~

Look/ing/
dOn't eAt 🔔 ClOwN 🔔 aSs. It tAsTeS 🔔 fUnNy.

★彡 [sEE @t lE@st SOMEONE @pprEcI@tEs mY fInE rIng wr@nglIn phYsIqUE.] 彡★

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★彡 [I jUst gOt @n @ll Up @nd rIghtEOUs mEss@gE In mY p@n. It @In't frId@Y Or @nYthIng bUt I thInk wE shOUld #frEEthEtIddY @nYw@Ys.] 彡★
8=l < Fle%es my big, buff muscles on the feed
That Is True. Do Not Let Your Dreams Be Dreams.

Any Waist Is A " Slutty " Waist, If You Are A Slut. #inspirational #suggestive #nsfc
OKAY, IM UP. JUST HAD A SHOWER, TIME TO ANSWER MORE OF THESE. Q: "you should like lowkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy take your shirt off for research purposes yk i totallyyy have a research abt troll anatomy for one of my psychology class and youre my case study lollllllllll not bc i wanna see your tits or smt i just wanna see how your body looks like trust" I DONT THINK ITS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES BEFORE I PUT A SHIRT ON.

yo i mean maybe HARD maybe in the future idk thats a couple convo and also if we get to know each other aka get to work pal

not to brag jk who am i kidding totally bragging about @carcinoGigantis being my boyfriend i saw all you horny fucks on his shit lol

Fuckin tell me about it.

Finally, a proper troll response, here I vwas thinking the troll empire vwas doomed.

Just cull em, pretty easy solution.

★彡 [h@ppY lEsbI@n d@Y cOmE On dOwn tO mY cIrcUs Of @mIrthmEnt @nd shOw Ur prIdE Or wh@tEv@!] 彡★
PART TWO, I FUCKING GUESS. Q: "biblically dawg carnally im talking sweat blood and tears look im just putting it out there" THIS ISNT EVEN A QUESTION. WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF GRUB AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THIS. Q: "2o liike when diid you get actually hot iin2tead of ju2t annoyiing and kiinda pathetiic." FIRST OF ALL, I SAW WHAT YOU FILLED IN FOR THE HANDLE MOTHERFUCKER, IT IS ASTONISHING TO ME THAT YOU BELIEVE I CANT RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID LISP ANYWHERE FROM HOW DEEPLY ENGRAINED INTO MY THINKPAN IT IS, ASSHOLE. YOURE NOT SLICK, YOURE LESS SLICK THAN SANDPAPER ON A WART-INFESTED PIG. ANYWAY, WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, I DONT KNOW. I JUST GOT OLDER I GUESS. NOT LIKE YOU WERE MUCH BETTER. Q: "Would you let a dilf hit it, ride it nasty and quick. Maybe squeeze them phat pecs?" WHAT. WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS. I DONT KNOW??? MAYBE??? I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED IT BEFORE, DEPENDS ON THE DILF???? ANYWAY THATS ALL FOR THIS BATCH. THE SUN IS COMING UP SO IM GOING TO SLEEP. GOODLIGHT, I WILL BE BACK WHEN THE SUN HAS ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU AND FUCKS OFF.

you get me bro... gal? they?

ive never drooled over a karkat before until today
OKAY SO THERES ACTUALLY A LOT OF YOU SO IM DOING THIS IN BATCHES FUCK YOU. Q: "Imagine you're skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?" WHAT THE FUCK. FIRST OF ALL, WHY WOULD I BE SKYDIVING WITH SOME RANDOM HUMAN BABY??? WHY DOES IT HAVE THE PARACHUTE??? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BABY IS THIS. IM DOING WHATEVER I WANT. I COULD PROBABLY BEAT IT IN A FIGHT. Q: "i dont have a question im just jumping and waving to you!!!!! actually wait do you have a favorite plant? or flower? im curious" HI. YOU DONT NEED TO JUMP, I CAN SEE YOU PRETTY FUCKING CLEARLY DESPITE THE EYEPATCH BELIEVE IT OR NOT. I DONT KNOW, I GUESS I LIKE THYME. AS FOR A FLOWER, UH, CARNATIONS? Q: "Are you and Dave in an open relationship right now?" NO. UNLESS THE CLOWN SHOWS UP, THEN DAVE WILL PROBABLY FOLD. ANYWAY I HAVE TWO MORE OF YOU TO ANSWER AND ONE ISNT EVEN A FUCKING QUESTION BUT THEYRE GOING IN THE NEXT POST SO BE PATIENT.

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★彡 [sO lIkE. whErE @ll thE frE@kz @t.] 彡★

POINT OF ORDER! i'm not firing my intern because he's going to die very soon if he keeps this shit up
[COMBO S7^R7++] CoRREc7 me if I'm wROng bu7 7o cull is 7o ^dop7 someone ^s ^ pe7, especi^lly if you'RE higher in s7^7us° Bu7 i7 ^lso me^ns 7o kill in order 7o show domin^nce of your s7^7us/blood color/people? Which veRSion ^m I 7o be moRE f^mili^r wi7h°° Which veRSion ^RE you ^ll f^mili^r wi7h? [COMBO -- BROKEN]

to awoo or to not awoo....
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70u gEt it

i c4n bE 4 bum iF th4t hElps

sometimes this place is like hey check out these classic novels i read and other times its like redacted redacted redacted im not surprised but i think the whiplash is getting to me

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⚇ GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ⚇ REMEMBER TO NEVER GET BETTER! ⚇ STAY MAD AT STUPID SHIT! ⚇ RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS!!! ⚇ DIE FOR FOREVER!!!!!!!! ⚇

l0ng dist4ncE isnt 4ctu4ll7 4ll th4t b4d 70urE just n0t c0mmittEd
[⊗] Red flags I l✧✧k f✧r in a man when I want t✧ date!!! • Stank breath and d✧esn't take the gum when I ✧ffer - Y✧U STINKY ASS BIT☾H. • Sma☾ks his lips when he ☾hews - Y✧u will be ☾ulled!!! • Talks - St✧p that. • Listens t✧ EDM - Why?? Why are y✧u dr✧wning ✧ut with that N✧ISE? • A j✧gger - What are y✧u running fr✧m??? • W✧uld be ✧kay with me seeing girls but n✧t ✧ther men (h✧m✧ph✧bia?????) • Dirty Fingernails - QDUYBT, AND IF Y✧U ARE, WASH Y✧UR HANDS AND UNDER Y✧UR NAILS.. • Wears their vapes ar✧und their ne☾k. - IT'S TA☾KY!!! • Kayakers - WHY???? WH✧ ARE Y✧U KAYAKING FR✧M??

i mean i guess sure ill take three

♦ I have a good sense of fashion. ♦ If I have to wear anything diamond-themed, it'd have to go with my existing style and flow with the rest of it. Diamond undies, hilarious for a gimmick; you pants me, and it reveals diamond underwear, but if you do pants me, I am hitting you over the head with a pipe.

i deserve morning kisses & iced coffee + egg bites ANDDD a quickie w/ my pjs still on. :( #nsfw #yearning
welCome a6oard, pardner! u◡u

its aight man you can just say youve got shit taste





