Burais Karleh
@tentativelyTenebrous
Knight of Mind, Dersebound, Artificial Body and searingly intellectual brain. she/her, she/it if you're not a pussy.
(( roleplaying while drunk and letting the line between the character and the self blur is a really great way to enter the "awesome zone" ))
K--<i know one of the roxies is up lets talk wine
K--<i would not say i "abuse" alcohol necessarily. i actually have a loving and muitually respectful relationship with it.
K--<its always 5pm somewhere on alternia #drinking #wine
K--<fuckkkkkkkk i forget how low my tolerance is
K--<being liked and respected is a great feeling, presumably.
K--<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc still a banger idgaf
K--<the new world alternians are waking up now. god help us all.
K--<its cool how they let stupid people on here too
K--<unrequited <> has gotta be the worst fucking feeling ever because unrequited <3 people *get* and all <3< start unrequited until you make them hate you back but unrequired <>? little grub pissing their cocoon crying cos their friend only likes them a lot and not a super duper lot? lmao.
(( homestuck rp serves the purpose of making weird emotionally unclear online relationships where the barrier between roleplay and genuine love is blurred to the point that one of you is going to be scarred for life by the end of it and i'm so glad we're doing this again ))
((WELCOME TO MR BONES WILD RIDE type of roleplay))
K--<dog why is everyone here moving <3 or<3< i just want a nice honest <> is that too much to ask
>> that'ડ fa¡r, everyone ¡ડ juડt deડperate1y horny
K--<im glad everyones having fun but like girl get on trollr or slinge or something if youre seriously looking for bulge you aint finding it here
>> maybe but there'ડ ડometh¡ng way more exc¡t¡ng and adventurouડ about mak¡ng ¡t happen on Ch¡ttr 1o1 you never know what the d¡g¡ta1 g1obe m¡ght have to offer, ¡ met my 1ong t¡me mo¡ra¡1 on Tredd¡t
>> ¡ am here to yap at aડ many peop1e aડ they w¡11 a11ow me nobody takeડ me out for enr¡chment anymore, gotta make my own !!
(( homestuck rp serves the purpose of making weird emotionally unclear online relationships where the barrier between roleplay and genuine love is blurred to the point that one of you is going to be scarred for life by the end of it and im so glad we're doing this again ))
(( it is a fucking hate crime that I can't rechitt replies lmfosbrjwnw this is so abundantly real. )) (( I love to make friends and connect w people thru unconventional means, I really did meet my best friend on Reddit + I actually had an ex I went on to LIVE WITH that I met on the old PESTERCHUM CHAT CLIENT, could you even ponder the odds ))
((tbh its a good enough post ill just post it on main. but yeah the thing with life is you kinda gotta take the opportunities where you find em. ))
K--<why is it every fucking game made in oldworld alternia is the jankiest shit ever. not a single programmer for the zx beastrum or the grubmiga knew how to program a fucking jump button. but all of them tried.
K--<spilled fucking grubto pupabol all over myself now i look like trollganronpa fuck my life
(( how it feels to be asexual on chittr ))
K--<i love this site its 100% going to explode violently with no survivors within a culluary and its going to be beautiful to witness
K--<feed is noticeably less horny than usual this morning. did the drones finally come round to pick up all your nasty ass pails or something
K--<i would really prefer if they could come back and cronus ampora would leave forever if that would be okay
K--<man i wish theyd fucking cull him already but hes a seadweller so hes got privileges and shit. if he was a rustblood the drones wouldve torn him asunder for spare parts sweeps ago
WHAT DID HE EVEN DO. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HIM. ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT THE AMPORA'S WAS THAT ONE OF THEM TRIED TO HIT ON ME ONCE BUT I WAS TOO DENSE TO REALIZE IT.
K--<man i dont even know but he definitely deserves to be in jail if he posts this bad
LITTERALLY JUST SOME BULLSHIT WITH FINS I GUESS? OH WAIT I ALSO HAVE FINS.
K--<nook bulge nook bulge nook bulge weird human crotchjunk all i see is eroticism its like i walked into a fuckin pail factory. im not against sharing your genetic material but god DAMN
2ad two 2ay iit 2eem2 the bulk of entiitiie2 wiith horny2 are not the troll2 here. II dii2covered la2t niight though my body ab2olutely requiire2 con2ent before paiil, 2o iit'2 niice two know my bulge part2 refu2e two do anythiing iill toward2 any other entiity unle22 they want/a2k for iit though. #n2fw
K--<so how come everyone on heres trying to fuck
K--<except maplehoof who is keeping it real
K--<can the gay idiots stop arguing please im trying to fail at cooking a basic meal