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(If you annoy me I will caste a spell to make your hand prongs hurt.)<
the grounds outside the orphice is littered wwith rancid corpses bearin my owwn vvisage gapin up at me wwith empty sockets an toothless mawws evvery time i set foot outside really has got me thinkin if this wwar is wworth the lastin effects on my psyche #eridanwwar
Noot really i doon't think i need oone
What are yoou my mooirail? Lmaoo I am pretty self-aware i just like being a jerk
"Noo erootic humiliatioon" fuck everyoone oon this site knoow what i am 8/ Alsoo *becoome* better? Like noot feel better? Yoou mean i have too actually woork oon myself and change my ways 8?
It's #kryqushumiliatioonday oon #kryqusweek again
XC < yup im abut to get plugged da fuqq in for half a cycle
(uhm y-yeah... they r-roll a d-die every d-day for w-who pays f-for lunch! I m-mean I c-can't s-see the d-die, but, im s-sure its r-real. I g-guess im j-just unlucky t-that it u-usually lands o-on me)
(just g-got off m-my shift, boss d-didnt even a-ask for s-sushi for l-lunch today, got t-to walk a-away from w-work with a-a few c-caegers left! Its a-a really n-nice day t-today...)
just got home after being out all day so now i'm pent up, bent over and ready for rimming! :D #nsfw (artist: pineapalooza) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/ri.jpeg
Ɏ i've hea-a-ard tha-a-at gets rea-a-ally complex & difficult but i could give it a-a-a shot Ɏ
Can't yoou find anoother chit too discuss yoour boottoom tendencies
>> you're r¡ght, ¡'m ડorry, ¡'11 make my own ch¡tt thread for th¡ડ
i could post the happiest news of my life here and someone would still pity react it
>> that'ડ fa¡r, everyone ¡ડ juડt deડperate1y horny
> Will he be kinder if I BRAID HIS HAIR? Would he shave his head? I can't stand a BALD TROLL in MY HIVE, he's too HANDSOME to be bald. <
I ✨NEVER✨ know how to start off ✨FIRST POSTS✨ tbh~ :p
my profile pic+vre inclvdes +he plane+ i am cvrren+ly s+vck on. bonvs poin+s for anyone who can ge+ +he name of i+ righ+.
Fuck if i knoow
Embed fail i guess we'll never knoow
good newws i found the labubu shes safe and sound and noww hangin from my pocket
)(e keeps liking my c)(itts and it makes my earfins flutter. 38///) #vagueglubbing
problem sleuth acts all cool like we dont see hium and his squadron of male floozie elfs every time he comes into thie office (which is RARELY BY THE WAY). i got nothin against homosexuals see as long as dey aint part of da midnight crew but i got many things against elfs. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
I think I could pull off a boiler suit.
I supposE I pickED A poor TimE To obsErvE THis plAcE.. NoboDy ArounD for mE To obsErvE..
cant wwait for fishin friday tomorroww might finally be able to catch somethin
Inform me when more sane individuals are on.
it |w|as the only deodorant i o|w|ned okay???
aLSO vRISKA, bEFORE YOU INDULGE IN, tHE gAMGAM COOKIES, wE DO NEED TO GET, hUMAN MARRIED FOR, iNSURANCE PURPOSES,
my lo|w|blod/midblood friends made fun of me for using gamer fuel scented deodorant and |w|earing a eastern alternian animated sho|w| hoodie to the function people don’t respect culture no|w|adays
mAKING COOKIES, fOR vRISKA, JUST LIKE gAMGAM HAS TAUGHT ME, aHAHA, eHEHE, hEHE, mWAHAHA, bWEHEHEHE, mWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
[|||] craaawled into my recuperacoon and staaarted feeling hooorny,,, nooot a baaad thing buuut i really shooould sleep,,, #nsfw
Someone caught me on my smoke break. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e0a71bf6bbe.png
I still wonder if I'm anyone's favourite Chittr user, like, at least ONE person in paradox space has to 8e happy to know I'm online!!!!!!!! #deepThoughtsWithVriska
cmon tula aint into that sorta thing
Wow. Damn. I just realised. I'm single in EVERY quadrant. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/36/06/153606e431e9c4c5389d21aa0658743c.jpg
no no no no no
Y'all2 body 3v3r do that thing wh3r3 all your alarm2 ar3 going off 3v3n though th3r3 aint nothing wrong?
SEEING OTHER ME'S WHO ARE LIKE...HAPPY AND JOYOUS AND SHIT IS SO FUCKING UNCANNY. I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR FEELING WEIRD ABOUT IT, BECAUSE WHO AM I TO SHIT ON SOME OTHER GUY'S GOOD TIME- BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN YOUR TIMELINE THAT YOU AREN'T CONSTANTLY PLAGUED IN THE PAN BY AGGRAVATION AND HATE.
STOP REACTING LIKE THAT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR PITY. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, ITS JUST LITERALLY SO FUCKING ALIEN TO ME THAT THERE COULD BE A VERSION OF ME WHO ACTS LIKE A FRESH-FACED WRIGGLER. ITS ALMOST EMBARRASSING.
today'S affirmation - you will NOT be culled by a drone today. except for you, yes, you over there
that'S the world offering you an opportunity to snatch up the spotlight and you'RE just letting it pass you by
⋙ I need a human t⏱ ℃⏱me d⏱wn t⏱ my hive and save me!!! I w⏱uldn't have t⏱ w⏱rry ab⏱ut trying s⏱ hard t⏱ meet the higher bl⏱⏱d's expe℃tati⏱ns!!! I w⏱uld l⏱ve t⏱ live ⏱n Earth with a human!!!...🖉
Alright, y'all hav3 forc3d my hand. Why cant your no23 b3 tw3lv3 inch32 long? Cau23 th3n it would b3 a foot
if my boyfriends don't want me to bite them all the time they should consider not being so biteable #suggestive maybe?
What do you call a troll with only on3 l3g? 3il33n
I onc3 kn3w a guy who wa2 addict3d to brak3 fluid. H3 k3pt t3lling m3 h3 could 2top anytim3 h3 want3d.
Iv3 b33n r3ading thi2 book about anti gravity. I cant put it down
-^When I close my eyes yo∇'re still here with me.^-
:33 < if i s33 a fucking asshole threatening my matespurrit again im going to tear their throat out #violence
crashed my car i feel better noww im normal
alright food secured im gonna dip for a bit
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! aurafarming wednesday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/824130186231545867/1493724501798555668/tumblr_d73542afbf948590cec42961f144d8e5_25b59529_1280.jpg?ex=69e15459&is=69e002d9&hm=a590ebcf57874f3b474d8e730f063a4dbb18dde1bef8b9637153ad184c0f0bbc&
Would be nice to be a small critter for a day. Like a squirrel.
Itsfunny bEcausE LILE 1/3 of my chEst Is dtILL gonE😂😂😂snEd hELp
what the mothergrub would /I\ ever use th//I\\s s//I\\te for.
To the New Jersians. Perish or Succumb to my Rule. I only mean the best for you.
>>| drip check. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_007.png #fashion #selfie #lookinggood
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"They're calling me a God, Dickey. The Terror will never die-! Not if I have anything to say about it," Jacob Theodore English had it all. A loving family, a thriving engineering enterprise, full-rides to the premier Ivy-League colleges across the continental United States, a devoted and codependent partner, useless crap like that... But see, Jake had a dream. A dream through which he would except no substitute, and that was to be the Heavy Weight Champion of the World. A boxer to top all boxers. The cream of the crop. And nothing was going to stand in his way. Not his opponents. Not his family. Certainly not, lack of skill. Its not cheating-! Its improvising. It's not illegal-! Its being resourceful. Call it what you will, but he made 86-0 before taking a loss to Troll. Now, he's getting back his roots. Reinventing himself. Starting fresh. And the first step? Getting him back? [Disclaimer: This account will contain references to gaslighting, abuse, and violence against ones partner. It is made in solidarity and consent of the partner in question, and does not reflect any real world drama and aggression. Please bare this in mind that this interpretation of Jake is not a good person by any stretch of the imagination. So please be advised to avoid or block if needed. <3] Active Tags for this Profile Include: #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #dubcon #abuse #manipulation #agnst #suggestive #gaslighting
my foods here lets goooo but my fucking palmhusk is at 3%
Txday I alsx will eat a muffin!!!
A shame for them. I am my own Mistress.
watching my grubdasher take their time im literally starving bc of this new strain i got hooked up with but then again they could just be stealing my shit who knows at this point #substance forgot to tag smh
Guess w)(at? Its naut too late to save t)(e oceans! Remember to pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(. 38D
That iis true. As much as they shoulldn"t be doiing such horriiblle thiings, there"s not much II can do about iit. =;(
team wwork makes the dream wwork but a wwell timed BETRAYAL can totally bugger up your #flowwstate and #grindset and noww you got to wwaste a perfectly good intern and fuck i cant do this inspirin quote bullshit right noww ill get back to you all wwith a better one tomorroww #inspiring #business #empiremindset #isitfridayyet
Nice day for some earl grey tea.
hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.
Magic is real. Magic is fake. Which is true? That would be telling.
dat bitch ass boy waitr cut me off b4 i cld ask for my fckin umbrla im PISSEd
I'M JUST A LITTLE GUY.
Florida puppy. https://i.imgur.com/hlQMlyK.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST CAUSED AN INTERPLANETARY INCIDENT AT THE TROLLHORN STEAKHOUSE. IF YOU SAW ME, NUH-UH, NO YOU DIDN'T.
debating on doing a give away not sure yet stay tuned i guess
man i didn’t realize just how many coldbloods are all up on me i’m being packwatched i gotta lay lower
do u think i shld tell da waitr that i wan more tiny litel umrbelas in my drink bc i friggin do i wan all them
Landed. Immediately hate ithere.
made another creature outta scrap fabrics for #fun and #joy who wanna guess what kind it is
II am atomiic #vaguepo2tiing #lo2tbet
RE: OBJECTION TO HEARSAY! your highblood this statement falls under "dying declaration" and therefore is an exception to hearsay under 804(b)(2) and admissible in courtblock today despite being an out of court statement being offered for the truth if the matter. yes your highblood i understand that the individual being quoted here is still alive however i was going to pay someone a lot of money to track them down and cull them during recess so it should still count. er my condolences to the defendant i suppose cross examination can't be a fun time to find out your matesprit is going to die
>>| while fixing the server, .i've bruised my .arms to the point .of tearing the skin .apart, .again. .oh boy, time to get .a medkit. don't worry, they're still functioning, .i .am typing somehow, right? #blood #nsfwe #tech
I hatE you aLL ExcEpt a group of pEopLE I LIkE
I want to look in the mirror and not be scared of who I see.
when youre at the function and she gives you that look from across the room #incest
i'm not sure what i want....probably to be happy in life