♦ pitied by @timaeusTamer

What the fuck.

Stop pitying my chits.

This was about you, but that works too.
thii2 ii2 my obliigatwory po2t two 2ay, hii, no, ii haven't diied yet.
Hello, $tar$. Wi$h a great day to you all. ;]

this is off topic but is your name a reference to tamagotchi or is it coincidence?

THAT STAR WALKER GUY HAS THE RIGHT IDEA.

This isn't funny Dirk, this actually almost happened!
D --> Why are you pitying my chit D --> Stop that at once

CUT THIS SHIT OUT!!

Will you quit? Come inside.

You.

This is the worst day of my life

Why is... Dirk's bio that??

What does tomorrow mean?? Also I really like this new pfp!

If..?
I am not immune to being a nosy bitch... But seeing as how I don't know any of these people I'm going to point my nose in the opposite direction... #Dashwatching

damn bro

dude everyone's going crazy because of you

tbf you're kind of a big deal

you're gonna miss the guy in a day

yeah

Yeah. You really do. Especially like this.

He's a liar. He's such a fucking liar. I'm getting off chittr for a little while.

He left.

Why the fuck... why are you,,

Is he going to ignore all of my fucking replies?

And whats rule 2?

Dirk went on an adventure without me and I'm just left here sore and feeling like a loser. :(

No reason for that.

Good night my love!!

It’s a bad suggestion. I suggest we stay happily married!

JAKE SENT ME A <3<. MAYBE IF YOU MESSAGED ME MORE THAN ONCE A MONTH YOU COULD FLIRT WITH ME TOO.
No, me!!! I tricked mordecai and Rigby into doing all my chores today so I just hung around my trailer and threw chunks of meat at a wall!!

this is me. after searching my name. i forgot the y and it wasnt cool. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d98f3f594e79.jpg

MY GRUB IS THE CUTEST GRUB.

Genuinely what the fuck did we do wrong,,

normalize teleporting around during sex. #nsfw

not.like.the.business.type.right

OH MY GOD.

PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON.
oh i thought you meant console but for real if youre not man enough to do all three you need some self reflection dude

WHATS A DAD.

You must love it!

Oh this is a bit terrifying actually. https://i.postimg.cc/C1kHKJbx/Screenshot-20260714-160256-Chrome.jpg

im not gettin on heights again. but 5'3" aint that short. ok.

MY LUSUS IS DEAD AND IT WAS PROB ABLY MY FAULY.

The kind I make? :D
Vucking hell I got startled seeing myselv as I scrolled. What?
Siiiiiiiigh. I wish I had a 8ig strong human here to keep me company. ::::/

Nothing bad, I'm just so full of love and hate and excitement! Sorry if I keep hitting you.

STUPID FUCKING THUNDERSTORM SCARING ME.

mfw almost at 20k kull already when i just did the 10k kull celebration like 2 day's ago. think im gonna hold off on another until 50k

WHAT.

MY FAVORITE FUCKING FILM. SHE'S WATCHING IT AFTER I LEAVE HER. AFTER I BEGGED HER TO WATCH IT WITH ME. WHATEVER.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BITE INTO BULGE LIKE A BURGER.

please not again
i finally beat that stupid fucking bitch to something lets fucking go #hate #detestment #seethingrage
my life is great actually ive got a pretty fat boy on one arm and a pretty clown on the other genuinely what more could a guy ask for

YEAH I KNOW BUT I HAD TO MAKE SURE BEFORE JOINING, MORON.















