♦ pitied by @timaeusTamer
Who want me? #suggestive
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ shut up i know your feelings!!! hehehe i won't torment you anymore for now ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you JUST said you were unpredictable?? is that NOT quirky for the ha-ha's??? awww heheheheh got me giggling and kicking my feet. you like meeeeeee. you wanna be near meeeeee. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I so enjoy laughing at rabbits. Glad others are giving him trouble, feels me with childhood glee.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ nu-uh nope don't wanna talk to you right now ૮(¬`‸´¬)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I wasn't particularly tired anyways! Trying to force sleep to come just makes it less likely to actually fall asleep. I am sure I'll get tired enough before actual daybreak.
God, remember "Nice Dirk"? Glad he's gone.
It is entirely too warm in here to sleep. so up I go. it is basically morning, anyways.
*、y0 IM G33K3D TF 0UT IM N0T G0NN4 1I3 T0 Y0U！⚡️
*、bR0 IM STI11 PISS3D, 4SSUMING IM D4TING S0M30N3 ???? bR0 UN13SS I ST4T3 S0M3 SHIT IM FR33 4ND 4V41IB13！⚡️
*、??????????? dI3 DI3 DI3 ????????????? iM G0NN4 T4TT13 T4I1 0N Y0U！⚡️
*、3W 3W 3W3W3W3W33WRWRWRW3RW3 D0NT T0UCH M3 G3T TH3 fuck 4W4Y！⚡️
*、G3T TH3 FUCK 4W4H B000 B000 T0M4T0 T0M4T0！⚡️
*、wDYM IM 41W4YS 4NGRY B0I1ING WITH R4G3！⚡️
*、HTTPS://CDN.IMGCH3ST.C0M/FI13S/044F11D14573.JP3G wTV ITS 4 STUPID D00D13 @TIM43USt4M3R！⚡️
Excellent work on this one. Some would say that publishin' a one word post is gauche, but I'm digging this. It's like looking in the mirror and asking "what if I pulled my pants down and took a shit right here in the sink, who would even care or be around to acknowledge it? If a log falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, did it really fall at all?" And then you don't. You don't take the shit. But you do push the publish button.
yes, I WILL SAY HI TO YOU.
*、WTVVVV I 4PPR3CI4T3 IT, IG！⚡️
hi awake.
Hi, awake. I'm Hal.
8=l < Did he act001ly block me over that 8=l < Some people can't handle a little ribbing 8=l < Sheesh
do the dishes or suicide. hm. #suicide #dishes #killmyselfprobably
*、“t41K 4B0UT B4D D3CISI0N M4KING SKI11S” I WI11 KI11 MYS31F, 4TP IM TURNING STR4IGHT I C4NT H4ND13 M3N 4NYM0R3 #V3NT！⚡️
What Dave doesn’t know won’t hurt him. He doesn’t need to know.
*、???? bR0 I D0NT THINK TH3YR3 F1IRTING！⚡️
*、g3TTING 0FF F0R TH3 NIGHT M4YB3, MIGHT P14Y S0M3 DRUMS 0R S0M3THING WTV！⚡️
*、aUGH I H4T3 N0T B3ING 4B13 T0 R3SP0ND T0 THINGS TH4T 4R3 4B0UT M3, 4UGHH WTV WTV IT11 P4SS I11 B3 FIN3 0R S0M3THING！⚡️
i like dill in my pøpcørn but like. with the butter. what kind øf fucking lunatic døesn't dress their pøpcørn. #targeted
*、??????? I 4M P3RF3CT1Y H341THY TH4NK Y0U ????????！⚡️
*、????? bR0 Y0UR PR3GN4NT I D0NT W4NN4 HIT 4 FUCKING PR3GN4NT M4N！⚡️
so be more like them hating other dirks and loving the you dirk your software must be unupdated or some shit
Actually do I have crushes on anyone? Probably not but I know there's at least one person who might have one on me and all I gotta say is, I feel so sorry for you. #vagueposting
wrong post.
Gonna have to stab you now and throw you off the roof of the apartment building. Sorry kitten that’s just how it goes.
it’s ok. ik most of you are crushing but don’t know how to handle me. so u can forward your confessions 2 my agent.
8=l < More stable than I was earlier, I can say that
8=l < If you have a crush on me now is the time to let me know
may ewveryone vwho makes you laugh more than me fall dovwn the stairs.
i lied about not being jealous i hope ewverybody that flirts vwith you gets hit by a scuttlebuggy. #threat #wviolence #darkthoughts #jealous
i would love it if my stomach would tell me why it's cramping like i just ran a marathon on an empty stomach that would be.. great.
*、i C4NT D3NY TH3 FUMB13R 411IG4TI0NS 4NYM0R3 N33D T0 G0 T0 B3D！⚡️
hi. such a noisy bastard, no shame though.
Who knows, might even been a pleasant time.
*、m4N 10WK3Y I MISS THIS 0N3 DIRK, 10WK3Y THINK IM KIND4 G4Y F0R HIM FUCK M4YB3 ITS TH3 W33D M3SSING WITH MY H34D #SUBST4NC3S #N0T4V4GU3P0STB3C4US3IS4IDS0！⚡️
*、l0V3 Y0U T00 B00 😘 @S1IMsT411I0N HTTPS://CDN.IMGCH3ST.C0M/FI13S/3792C4729D20.JP3G！⚡️
*、n4H I N33D S0M3 W33D T0 C41M MY 4SS D0WN 1M40 T00 W0RK3D UP FR0M B4TT3RI3S N SHIT #SUBST4NC3S！⚡️
That whole situation with English would have been much more simple if I had an ability like ‘take someone’s yearning away’ lmao.
Sure, I absolutely 100% have the ability to do that.
Wow you’re capable of that? I don’t think so.
That is incorrect. I form attachments just as strongly as the man I was based on.
Honestly I can’t relate, I’ve never fumbled before. I have had sex with everyone I’ve been interested in.
Why is it always the pretty ones that are like ‘I suck, no one will ever love me’. I’m going to throw you off a cliff in what can only be described as cute levels of #violence.
OH. ...DIRK I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS.
HUH?!
Hmph #pouting
I am sad thats why
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ that he's being mean? yes. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ codependent probably. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn forgot to organize a dirk field trip to burn down jake's house. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Long Day To Myself, Probably Good For Me
🍼You dont have uno? I thought that shit was built inඏ
scuffed uno is a free site but if you get bot panini hit the refresh because thats my kar's kismesis i wwish i wwas jokin
it's all yours at the end of the day
call that pussy liminal the way the backs got room
o°○¤¤i dont know if he can recover quickly from what i did to him..... #suggestive #nsfw¤¤○°o
[I'M HUNGRY AND I'M FEELING A LITTLE UNWEEEEEEEELLLLLLL]
u know... that sort of made me exist. lol.
how did u know that was me?
₍^. .^₎⟆ What k!nd of bug we talk!ng?꠹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ kinda, you probably knew this buddy as lil sebastian but the bunny was also this whole other thing across timeless. i'm a juju, it was a juju and i rep the bunnybot thing ironically. can change my body into anything i want. tldr: yes, no, magic bull shit ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
FUCKING RIDICUL𖤐US. AT LEAST I G𖤐T HERE BEF𖤐RE *HIM.*
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ good, you need a lil of that. nonsense and bullshit are my favorite things ... besides food. a bunny gotta eat. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ well i do, like a lot. you can love yourself cause i love you and i'm going to keep loving you even after you stop being stupid and love yourself idiot. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
JOKES ON YOU FUCKER YOU'RE ALWAYS LOVED EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT