Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
Jake asked me to get more social. I am here to be social. Jesus Christ.
There are grown men out there who prefer to go by "Bro" than a real, frankly gladiate name.
I'm Dirk Strider and I'm here to say — I'm gay, in the worst of way.
Hustlin', bustlin', musclin'.
I can't even get second-hand embarrassment when it comes to the other Di-Stri's on here. Shit's first-hand. My hand.
Right but sometimes you gotta separate yourself from all that crap. Sometimes you gotta acknowledge that even if youre all dirk strider theres some stupid stuff you wouldnt personally do. I think you could be way worse in terms of dirks on this site. No bias of course haha.
I should beat his fucking ass.
Fuck it. We ball.
minutes before clocking into the interception factory
Yo mama so rectangular.
If I was an animal I'd be a wolf lion hybrid mix. King of the junjle.
I can see that! You'd be a total alpha king! I wonder what kind of animal I'd be...
Obama, man. Don't be liking my romantic yearning vagueposts. Ruins the whole self pitying mystique I'm trying to cultivate here.
He always wants another me.
Yaldabaoth was one ugly fuck.
Where's your motivation?
If he loves you, why would you ever let him go? #vaguepostexceptitsobviouswhothisisabout #moreofanobviouspostreally #obviouspost
"I'm ova here strokin' my dick. I got lotion on my dick." - a wise sage. #reference #nsfw
i would quote the great genghis khan who said "i love fuckin pussy and sucklin dick"
all that and more mr dirk or mrs i dunno im not endeavored in futurestuff i dont even know what a xir is it sounds like a sort of cough or howl anyway cool last name
I beat my machine It's a part of me It's inside of me I'm stuck in this dream It's changing me I am becoming The me that you know, he had some second thoughts He's covered with scabs He is broken and sore The me that you know He doesn't come around much That part of me Isn't here anymore #lyircsposting
I wonder how big it is on that one asshole fish guy. #nsfw #probabalysmall
this. this can’t 8e the first thing i see after my dream.
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Oh, Very Small Indeed –xoxo
Hate Me All You Want You Fish Fuck You Know Im 8igger Than You Nigh 30 Fold –xoxo
ill gtfo on account of being #notgay but if you cant read, thats on you
So what are you waiting for? You got what you asked for Did it fix what was wrong with you? Are you less than? And look what you gone done Well, welcome oblivion Did it fix what was wrong inside? Are you less than? #lyricposting
I love the way he smells. #suggestive
I'm like a coke addict but instead of coke I'm snorting up a puffy white pile of bad decisions and sexual irresponsibility. #nsfw #substance
why cant my brother be like you instead he eats bones and gives be the autism stare tm
but but but damn no youre right is the self awareness going to stop you though
Absolutely not. Self awareness is just arrogance an arrogance burrito wrapped in an irony tortilla.
thats exactly the type of shit that has that rockstar flare bro
I only let people call me slurs when I'm naked. #nsfw #normalbehavior
Something worthwhile, like-- would you like me to call you slurs while whipping you? \></ #nsfw
Everything. My dick is leading me places I wouldn't go with my fucking blade.
You're going to exasperate them greatly, but, hey, at least I'll get off.