Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
Jake asked me to get more social. I am here to be social. Jesus Christ.
I beat my machine It's a part of me It's inside of me I'm stuck in this dream It's changing me I am becoming The me that you know, he had some second thoughts He's covered with scabs He is broken and sore The me that you know He doesn't come around much That part of me Isn't here anymore #lyircsposting
I wonder how big it is on that one asshole fish guy. #nsfw #probabalysmall
this. this can’t 8e the first thing i see after my dream.
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Oh, Very Small Indeed –xoxo
Hate Me All You Want You Fish Fuck You Know Im 8igger Than You Nigh 30 Fold –xoxo
ill gtfo on account of being #notgay but if you cant read, thats on you
So what are you waiting for? You got what you asked for Did it fix what was wrong with you? Are you less than? And look what you gone done Well, welcome oblivion Did it fix what was wrong inside? Are you less than? #lyricposting
I love the way he smells. #suggestive
I'm like a coke addict but instead of coke I'm snorting up a puffy white pile of bad decisions and sexual irresponsibility. #nsfw #substance
why cant my brother be like you instead he eats bones and gives be the autism stare tm
but but but damn no youre right is the self awareness going to stop you though
Absolutely not. Self awareness is just arrogance an arrogance burrito wrapped in an irony tortilla.
thats exactly the type of shit that has that rockstar flare bro
I only let people call me slurs when I'm naked. #nsfw #normalbehavior
Something worthwhile, like-- would you like me to call you slurs while whipping you? \></ #nsfw
Everything. My dick is leading me places I wouldn't go with my fucking blade.
You're going to exasperate them greatly, but, hey, at least I'll get off.
Starting a new religion called Super Atheism.
Bars alert: They call me, the D-Strider. Axiomatic, pro D-Rider. Don't need no, ghost writer. Your bitch loose, Im tighter. #bars #nsfw #rap
My natural aegyo must be thoroughly alluring.
I went to the JFK school of not losing my head. #cw-self-harm
I honestly thought I'd have to see more of my own ugly mug on here than I have. Thank Christ.
I said more of, not none at all. Don't have to feel like I'm drowning in divergence as *much* as I expected. There's more Dave's running around than anything else.
There's a morbid curiosity eating away at my brain, seeing all these coulda, shoulda, woulda versions of me, and my friends. Everytime I see one I just... imagine. Captures the imagination in kinda perverse ways I wish I could keep out.
ΦVΣ MΣT SΘMΣ ΘF MΦNΣ, ΦTS Λ BΦT DΦSHΣΛRTΣNΦNG TΘ KNΘW THΛT ΦN MΘST CΛSΣS MΨ VΣRSΦΘNS ΘF MΣ ΛND THΣM ΛRΣ DΘΦNG BΣTTΣR
I'm feeling like one greedy, gluttonous son of a bitch. There's never something I want more than what I can't have.
Am I obsessed? A little.
Jake's entire bloodline has fat asses. His genes are too strong. #nsfw
Why does not one ever talk about orange, huh? Not good enough for you? For shame.
orange is pretty awesome i think!
This site has too many cute guys on it. Jake needs to take this away from me before it gets dangerous.
Pit sniffing. #nsfw #yup
gasp!!!!! barking about this one!!!
Its not easy being green.
#mydaeve is green, meanwhile you have a knife for a head
Who let the dogs out?
Hark. I can hear upon the wind... A woof, in quad.
