Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
Jake asked me to get more social. I am here to be social. Jesus Christ.
I wonder how big it is on that one asshole fish guy. #nsfw #probabalysmall
this. this can’t 8e the first thing i see after my dream.
check out bulgecurators revwiewv and get fucked
rEaLlY FeEl lIkE MaCkInG On a dAvE, tOnGuE DoWn hIs tHrOaT TiCkLiNg hIs bElLy tYpE ShIt. #NsFw #YeArNiNg
dUnNo wHaT To tElL YoU MaN, cHiTtR BeInG FrEe aNd aLl. WhY JeAlOuS BrO?
I don't get yearn posted about by cute guys. Not to be a bragadocious fucking douchenozzle, but I'm quite the catch.
i dOn't eItHeR BrO, bUmS Me oUt sO I GoTtA YeArN LoUdEr i gUeSs. HoNk hOnK HoNk, DiDn't sOuNd lIkE OnE TiLl yOuS WeNt aNd sAiD ThAt mAn. nOt tO SoUnD LiKe a bUlGe cYsT Or nOtHiN BuT YoU ArE A DiRk, Ya'lL AiN'T ReAlLy kNoWn fOr bEiNg mOtHeRuFcKiN EmOtIoNaLlY AvAiLaBlE Or nOtHiN. cAn mAkE A HoRnY PoSt fOr yOu mAn (O:
Let's trade yearn letters, and start giggling like schoolgirls over it, on some straight up moe shit.
i cAn't lIkE FoRcE ThE YeArNiNg, WoN'T Be gEnUiNe lIkE ThAt mAn. GoTtA Be lIkE StRuCk wItH InSpIrAtIoN. dOn't eVeN KnOw yOu lIkE ThAt. MoSt oF ThE MoThErFuCkIn dIrK'S I TaLkEd tO KiLl tHe vIbE.
No, trust me. I've got a hankering for the dark carnival lately. I can yearn with the best of 'em.
dAmN MoThErFuCkEr dIdN'T KnOw yOu gOt dOwN To cLoWn lIkE ThAt. ShIt, I'M ReAlLy nOt uSeD To fOlKs bEiNg tHiS FoRwArD WiTh wItH A MoThErFuCkEr. wAiT AiN'T YoU ThE MoThErFuCkIn dIrK ThAt wAnTeD To sLuRp mE DoWn tO CoMpArE WiTh jAkE?
Could be. I do wanna say, though. I'm not "a" fucking "Dirk", or "a" anything, I'm just me, Dirk. Sure, there's other Dirks, but that doesn't make us some fucking hivemind. Judge me on me, not "oh, this other Dirk was a dick, you're probably gonna be a buzzkill". I'm a happy guy these days, you know. And I'm more than ready to clown.
dAmN BrO My mOtHeRfUcKiNg bAd, TiMeLiNe sHiT AiN'T My tHiNg. DiDn't mEaN No lIkE OfFeNsE By iT. dIdN'T ThInK ThAt jUsT EaSiEr tO SaY DiRk's, JuSt lIkE GaMzEe's ... eVeN ThO ThErE AiN'T ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAnY. TaLl oRdEr bRoThEr gIvEn aLl tHe sHiT'S ThAt's hApPeNeD, mIgHt aS WeLl bE TaLkInG To a mOtHeRfUcKiN StRaNgEr oN My yEaRnInG PoSt fOr a bRoThEr tHaT AiN'T HiS Ya dIg?
Its way later than id usually prefer to be up but dirk is still making it impossible for me to sleep proper. All i can really do to entertain myself is refresh the page over and over.
Its nightmarish honestly. Im so terribly bored its really kind of amazing. Didnt know i could even get this friggin bored.
I feel you. I've been bashing my head into a wall (figuratively) trying to find something to do lately.
You'll find a good way to pass the time. Find a movie, maybe.
i have a fan on full blast pointed directly at myself because i got too hot and my heart rate started going up way too fast. this is miserable. good pots evening.
oh yeah. living in the hottest piece of shit state i could possibly live in with a dysfunctional nervous system. shits killing me.
At least you don't have to dangle over the open ocean to fix your A/C.
responding to the allegations yea no seriously absolutely i get it but but it was mad worth
My mind is clear of Striderly prejudice, man. I have no idea what it could be, which is why I'm asking.
only wwomen that are secretly gay men an also ran through are attracted to big pecs decent wwomen are attracted to the nubile aristocratic small chested build
I'm like a coke addict but instead of coke I'm snorting up a puffy white pile of bad decisions and sexual irresponsibility. #nsfw #substance
why cant my brother be like you instead he eats bones and gives be the autism stare tm
but but but damn no youre right is the self awareness going to stop you though
Absolutely not. Self awareness is just arrogance an arrogance burrito wrapped in an irony tortilla.
thats exactly the type of shit that has that rockstar flare bro