Dirk Strider
@timaeusTestified
Jake asked me to get more social. I am here to be social. Jesus Christ.
Pit sniffing. #nsfw #yup
gasp!!!!! barking about this one!!!
this is like. the oldest reply ever but ummmm....... noooo silly!!!! :P it obviously comes from my lass butt???? read the handle closer next time! jeez!! XP XP XP
fuck hemohiders wwoulda been huge there
Guess my blood color.
Meow. Mrp Even. https://media.tenor.com/lGKJVkod7VUAAAAC/homestuck-lil-hal.gif
Wow.
Shocked? Suprised? Or perhaps there’s something you want to say to me? Hm? At least have the decency to use your fuckin words. Or are you simply jealous your little “robo-clone” has less of a permanent stick crammed up its nook then you’ll ever be. Does my endless whimsy and lust for life make you feel uncomfortable? You, you sad little incel of a hermit who has never felt anything more then loneliness In either case I stand by what i said. Meow meow motherfucker. (◣◢)┌∩┐
I don't have a father. #fathersday :/
Technically I'm your dad.
dressing up like each others dads so we can make out and whine about how wrong it is. happy fathers day.
We'd just be dressing as me. Disturbing thought.
HMMM................
I can only imagine what kind of things go on in your head.
Hustlin', bustlin', musclin'.
erryDay iM shufflin :o)
lIkE LaTe aS FuCk bUt eNjOy mY ThAnG.
Jesus.
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I'm partial towards The Rack. Great piece of engineering. If I had to *do* one though, I'd do the Pipe Bomb Arms.
I should beat his fucking ass.
. . . ? Your name is DIRK STRIDER. . . You haven't been in contact with another speaking individual in many, many years. Can't remember the last time you were, thanks to the constant storms causing you to have horrendous connection. . . .And All you have for comfort is the sound of crashing waves, heavy rain smacking into every window, the bone rattling thunder, occasional seagulls and the deep creaking of the metal supports to your apartment struggling against the murky waters. .You are alone, DETACHED from everything and everyone around you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/610ec8a8a115.png
Sounds like a bad time.
I NEED TO SEE MORE DIRKS ON THE FEED, THERE'S TOO LITTLE... EVERYONE ELSE IS SUCH A BORE!!!
Sup.
Looks just like you.
Fuck it. We ball.
minutes before clocking into the interception factory
D --> Hello my yellow strong peers how have we been! STR0NG
Been strongin' my longin', straight Strider style.
I want to have baseless sex and be spit on afterwards. #nsfw
Interesting.
If I was an animal I'd be a wolf lion hybrid mix. King of the junjle.
I can see that! You'd be a total alpha king! I wonder what kind of animal I'd be...
THEY SAY NEVER MEET YOuR HEROES. BuT CLEARLY. THE WHINY ASS BITCHES. WHO SAY THAT. JuST NEED BETTER HEROES. LIKE @mansLaughter. WHO LIKES ME BETTER THAN MY DEAD BITCH SISTER. HER "FAVORITE" SHE SAID. YOu PEOPLE NEED BETTER IDOLS. NO WONDER YOu ARE ALL SO MISERABLE.
PINKIE PIE. IS A HERO OF MINE. TO BE ASTuTELY CLEAR. ONE OF A DISTINCT PALTRY FEW.
Shit. Good choice. Not the best choice, but a good one.