♦ pitied by @titularTerror
https://i.etsystatic.com/62833947/c/1024/1024/0/0/il/aeee48/7657512986/il_800x800.7657512986_ncvp.jpg I pray something like this isnt too garish... but i like to think its at least somewhat befitting of the #cofl aesthetic!! #coflgala
Sighhhhhhhh I wish I could go to #eridanweek but I'm stuck in jail sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if only someone would do something about this sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There was an ape in my house. #ape

The ape is gone. #ape
maybe the real #eridanwweek wwas the psychotic breaks wwe suffered along the wway

aint that the shit smeared truth im getting so god damn tired of seeing and hearing the batterslop did you see the billboard that just got put up on the interstate leading into new york?

woah its crazy that you think this is about you ego check much?

its ok i know you dont really get it i dont blame you for being terminally unfunny its a condition and its gonna be ok you are cherished appreciated regardless

did you miss the weaponized incompetence part? i hope the irony of not having reading comprehension doesnt fly over your head like that one did

@titularTerror et tu brutè? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63501745f90e.png
Where Is Eridan Getting All The Money For The Eridanweek Festivities From? Certainly Not Ticket Sales. #moneylaundering #liesoferidan

I could excuse the child abuse, but I draw the line at rancid taste.
The seven things I hate about you: You're fake, you're gay, you're insecure, You love me, you like her, You make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy, And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, You make me love you #lyrics #nowplaying
just finished wurthering heights i dont know about this one folks #incest

THE ZESTUM IS OUTSIDE YOUR HIVE. OPEN UP COWARD!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da1926e8ae24.png #eridanweek

Im learning new sensations at #eridanweek!

fuck you
this site needs a ? rea<t option for when you dont know how to feel about the bullshit youre seeing

im gambling rn but idk h/)w much 2 bet, h/)w much sh/)uld i bet? <3 = all /)f my life savings <3< = n/)thing (scrub) <> = half /)f my life savings c3< = buy drinks instead #substances
I WILL BE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. IF I SEE ANY BIGOTRY OR DISCRIMINATION AT THIS MOST HOLY OF EVENTS, THEN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BIG MEATY FISTS.
#abuse Dave caw'd at me. That was fucked up of him. He isn't even a bird.
Sorry Everyone I Have Just Been Recruited Into A War So Now I Have To Start Culling People #war I Guess Would Be The Tag

well y0u w0uld speak in sec0nd pers0n t0 maintain y0ur brand integrity, but in y0ur experience, pe0ple find that c0nfusing.
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.
Now accepting patients. #thedoctorisin
While omniscient, I do have certain dark pockets in my knowledge that I would like filled. What does aioli taste like?
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
:Can't believe my lowblooD: matesprit is :Chittr verifieD: anD: I'm not. #nsfw #quaD:rants
I see now. Best of luck in fixing this. Ego sum ira Domini.
guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name

id know that look anywhere she is not fucking around #therewillbecasualties

ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore
Ok Now He’s Just Playing In My Face. I’m Leaving https://files.catbox.moe/thlpt4.gif

chittr is full 0f p0sers and kultchasers.

im such a loyal hound i got michael vick hitting my line over and over
yOU KNOW, sOMETIMES i THINK, mAYBE pUPA pAN ISN'T EVEN, mY FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE, i THINK tINKERBELL IS, rEALLY NEAT, aND i WOULD RATHER FLY WITH, wINGS THAN, nOTHING, aND SHE HAS COOL mAGIC, aND HAIR AND, a PRETTY OUTFIT, aND FAIRY DUST, bUT THEN i REMEMBER, pUPA pAN IS, tHE ONE FOR BOYS, sO i LIKE HIM MORE, }:)

Tavros CROCKER? ... Not that there's anything wrong with the man, but he doesn't quite seem like my type. That sounds improbable to me.
ok guys... so... this is kind of not r€lat€d to what this account is about... - mod H

get back on it biyatch dont make us look bad
feelin off my game w)(ic)( neva )(appens wtf

OV3RS1Z3D HOOD13 S4V3 M3

My mother saw me dilfposting EVERYBODY GO HOME. Thank you. I need a drink.
#FeelingLimited #FeelingConstrained #FeelingLabeled #FeelingThatSubtletyIsALostArt
She was gonna let me hit but didn't because of my cloaca. #nsfw

Going for a walk. Anything could happen. #NSFW #NSFWE #Implied #Agrexophilia #Intercourse #Outercourse #Outerspacecourse #Heavy-Petting #Petplay #Dubcon #Incest #Fluff #Angst #PWP #Domestic-Fluff #Hurt-Comfort #First-Time #Last-Time #Creampies #Alternate-Universe #Modern-AU #Medieval-AU #One-Night-Stand #Established-Relationship #Oral-Sex #Anal-Sex #Anal-Crushing #Facesitting #Facefucking #Blow-Jobs #BBWS #Rimming #Dirty-Talk #BDSM #Dominance/Submission #Spanking #Gore #Snuff #Murder #Entrapment #Bondage #Unbalanced-Power-Dynamics #Praise-Kink #Humiliation-Kink #Pain-Kink #Masochism #Sadism #Aftercare #Safewords #Subspace #Dominant-Character #Submissive-Character #DDLG #ABO #MMLG #MLG #MILFs #Switching #Top-Character #Bottom-Character #Versatile-Character #Masturbation #Mutual-Masturbation #Cooperative-Masturbation #Competitive-Masturbation #Fingering #Sex-Toys #Voyeurism #Exhibitionism #Threesome-F/M/M #Threesome-M/M/F #Threesome-F/F/F #Polyamory #Slow-Burn #Teratophilia #Coulrophilia #Amaurophilia #Autagonistophilia #Alvinolagnia #Chremastistophilia #Claustrophilia #Cryophilia #Dacnophilia #Dendrophilia #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Ecdysiophilia #Morphophilia #Odaxelagnia #Xenophilia
I once made a video game character who could only breathe through her skin so she had to have her tits out boobily. You tell me.
i )(eard t)(ey r krillin peeps n reeeel violent so i dunno if t)(atll work buoy. or r u complicit in dat. u t)(ink lowbloods r superior secretly. )(mmm..... #conc)(templating

u know the site haas rly made it big wen there is drama an discoourse on the TL

en0ugh h0urs have passed that i can finally admit that fucking 0bvi0usly i'm n0t g0ing t0 shave my head f0r chittr p0ints. i lied t0 farm engagement.
wat da FUCK.
:D3-3-<> fUcK11n "100k wW11t)(11N" wW)(0 d032 2)(3 t)(11Nk 2)(3 112
u can look at my bass too das a godgiven rite

Is that really you in your profile picture.
New to this site. #FeelingUnrelated #FeelingLikeAnOnlyChild #FeelingThatIHaveNoFamilyRelations
You do not want to hear my opinions on the current drama.

https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-26%20at%205.12.51%E2%80%AFPM.png
who's inc3st and why do3s 3<3ryon3 s33m to b3 so angry at h3r? #inc3st
)(uman bulls)(ip sometimes sneaks into my vocab n it sorta annoyin. ftr. kno i spent a long bass time t)(ere but 3B-(

Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?

yo he kinda is though

ladies like trauma right? pretty sure evweryone is after the broken ones anywvays. i can swving that angle, yeah

he told me i vwould nevwer make it on the stage...

...i dont wvanna talk about it

doesnt feel right lalonde doesnt feel right
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @discussingFilm Davesprite seen in public for the first time since PETA's statements were released. The drama unfolds here, live on TMZ!

UNSUR3 1F 1 N4PP3D OR JUST D1SSOC14T3D FOR S3V3R4L HOURS TH3R3

@thatGamerrrgrl Why are you pitying my posts. Why are you liking my posts. Why are you mediating my posts. Do you not have a perfectly functioning liver to sabotage. This is a breach not only of privacy, but every core tenet of human decency. You are, as the youth of today say, 'scaring the hoes' and 'embarrassing me in front of the squad'. This is brutally unacceptable. You cannot keep lovebombing me. You are going to curb your enthusiasm to tolerable minimums. And if you are going to remain on my page, you are going to do so with some modicum of restraint. Is this perfectly understood? Yes is the only acceptable answer. https://i.imgur.com/m4eD3fh.png

Tis I ye little \/\/aguepostin shite. I dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ ye. But I am th'only aquatic predator this side o' the ocean.
not going to say it again . eating plants is murder . smoking plants is murder . drinking tea made from plants is murder . culltivating plants just to let them die for consumption is murder . imagine if you were raised just to be plucked from your home by an unknown monstrous hand and boiled in hot water , tossed in a vat with your fellow trollkind and brutally torn apart by the gnashing of fangs , lit on fire for recreation . murder . plain and simple . #EndPlantAbuse #PlantsRightsActivism = ^ _ ^ =

Fuck I Hit Send Too Early Chitt Cancelled
Terrified is one of the most attractive things a person can 8e.
Got overwhelmingly quick dogboy votes. Woof. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4a/1a/a2/4a1aa252882e1ed2c342bd028adf9f01.jpg #nsfw

dirks giving me anime homework & he thinks im gonna do it FAT FUCKIN CHANCE #LeWont

hes having a tantrum its okay he doesnt mean it

Why would you post such a cruel thing?

i dont give a fuck about barbecue sauce

invest everything you can into $bazingabucks

im powerful

shut the fuck up adam youre just wrong

little caesars is a cognitohazard because once you know that you can get a whole ass pizza for 6 bucks no wait its fucking over

#2 cause im the shit from the potty

dyeing my stupid dog that i hate (safely) red for no reason

fuck im gonna end up like those gifted chittr user burnouts and then ill fall into irrelevancy oh my god
I named the character Vamp because he's a vampire.

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I don't think he liked this one. ]
Corey Feldman.
Which of my games is your favorite.

In response to private requests to make my stance on clout chasing and Kult wars known, I'm issuing this statement; With all due to respect to those chasing that bag of social cred, I've been busy hitting a new PB on the bench at 405lbs. In between minding my responsibilities as a show host-slash-screenwriter-slash-executive producer during downtime at that.
He tells me what I can and can't say and then he hits me.

she did it my life is over goodbye

congratulations on being a filthy stinking winner

computer quick think of some word salad that makes the bitches laugh

@titularTerror hey dude we can work something out slow down on the kultscore at this rate youre gonna overtake me and i just cant have that
oh boy. iim 2o exciited two work my way up the leaderboard. then ii can fiinally prove that ii alone am the no-liifer to end all no-liifer2. prepare your2elve2 two grovel at my feet. you're all lucky iim 2o magnaniimou2 and 2hiit.

"= i change my mind i need to stay #niche. ="
maybe make better posts...

the speed at which i'm willing t0 aband0n all self respect up0n receiving even the slightest bit 0f p0sitive attenti0n fr0m s0me0ne needs t0 be studied. whatever y0u say, g0rge0us.
chittr. nesben has something really serious to say. nesben really appreciates everynesben who appreciates nesben. before getting on chittr, nesben lived in a hole and only ate dirt and did not have friends because nesben is a freaky mutant. and now nesben has so many friends and allies. this means a lot to nesben. nesben will return to nesbenposting once nesben is less overnesbenes

"= i heard they will be. sending everyone under position 400 to the. chittr cullblock. or just the chittr cells. ="
1325 pope hats because of this terrible economy im having to shut down my business i have OVER 1300 pope hats (replicas) that i REALLY need to get rid of the pope are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE) dogs do not like to wear these pope hats but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one my dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid i will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats my wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous i have pope hats in every closet pope hats under the sink pope hats full of other pope hats she will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere) i payed 10x what im asking for when i bought these pope hats i still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around act NOW! dont miss this great deal i have 1,325 total (i counted this morning) 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp but you can take that one or leave it bring 2-3 strong friends.

Isn't that the penguin movie?

*SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY* Scouting a potential roommate! Offering a choice selection from the english manors sprawling estate (attached photograph is just one of the many options available please contact me about themed habitats) and unhindered access to all proclivities that may take place on the property. Those with prospective interest must know that boons are of little importance to a member of earth-cs shining pantheon but i will be requesting a preemptive deposit to avoid any villains slipping through the cracks to completely sack my joint. Apply below! I will peruse your online going ons and if i like what i see we will be in contact shortly. Im quite an excellent host and im already tapping my heels together to get to know you. (Guest is responsible for any tidying up by applying you waive your right to trial if injuries are incurred during your clean up time.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96780724ed2c.jpg

[not my name] [but thank you]

you know humans use the word baby as a pet name do you think trolls use the word grub or grubby or is that weird

> we've g0t a l0t 0f bad h1st0ry but hey we g0t s0me c00l cultural th1ngs l1ke that at least
i HAVE BEEN, tOLD THIS SAME THING, oFTEN AND, uSUALLY i THINK, tHAT IGNORING THE PROBLEM, jUST MAKES IT MORE CONVENIENT, aND NICE, fOR THE PERSON THAT YOU WERE, iNFORMING THAT THERE IS A PROBLEM, aND NOT, aCTUALLY THE BULLY, sO, i HOPE THAT, wHATEVER BULLYING SITUATION IS GOING ON, yOU ARE ABLE TO RESOLVE, qUICKLY, aND WITH MINIMAL, pAIN,

cmon man thats low

yyo uhy you ur your chesst huour chest lookxings nice in the cin in the ppicutude
holy shit you can pity peoples posts on here now *this* is what i want in my social media platforms a button you can press to say “man is this indicative of a much larger issue or you just happy to see me”

i think i have the highest
rIICKZ LEFT ME IN THE SHIP AND THE D⊙⊙RS ARE L⊙CKED THIS SUCKS MAJ⊙R ASS
THE EMPRESS BANISHED ME HERE TO TORTURE ME DIDN'T SHE?

if y0u're ever upset remember that y0u get t0 exist. m0st pe0ple d0n't. isn't that c00l? 0‿0

.... #JOKE #DONTATTACKHIM

ugh you wouldnt get it

optics mom

personally i fw fazeclan mom

if im forced to see one more bro strider being softcore suggestive with another bro strider on my tl (tags: selfcest, brocest, #nsfw, topxtop) im going to die of blood loss! kyaaaaaa!
It is far more difficult than it should be to find a quality matte black lipstick. The one I've been using was discontinued, and I dread the day that I finish the tube.

HOW DARE YOU! BE THRILLED THE ZESTUM SAYS! BE THRILLED TO BE TOUCHING ZESTUM'S ELBOW!!!!

my most powerful shooters keep their shoes untied in battle just to show the finesse it takes to walk their walk without faltering

i do not want to talk about it

goinked out my gourd off a single hit from that boing boing chronic #substance

https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/23/image13dd917cf0c84281.png HERE LIES. MY SISTER. AND LIES SHE DID SPEAK. ALL HER LIFE. AND MuCH OF MY OWN. SHE PRETENDED SHE DIDN'T GET MY JOKES. ABOuT HOW OBESE-HEFT AND GARGANTuAN. THE INDENTS SHE ALWAYS LEFT IN THE BED WERE. SHE SAID TO MY FACE. THAT I HuRT HER FEELINGS. EVEN WHEN I DIDN'T. SHE PRETENDED TO BE SCARED. EVEN WHEN IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. FEIGNED LONELINESS. EVEN WHEN I KEPT HER. THE BEST COMPANY. EVEN PRETENDED TO BE ANOTHER RACE ENTIRELY. WITH LIKE. GREY MAKEuP AND EVERYTHING. THAT WAS WEIRD. BuT FOR ALL OF THIS. I FORGIVE HER. I FORGIVE HER FOR DYING ON ME. FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND. FOR BREAKING THE IMPENETRABLE WALLS OF MY STRENGTH. AND CONTINuED RESOLVE. TO FIND WOMEN LIKE HER uNBEARABLY ANNOYING. THIS DIGITAL MEMORIAL. SHOuLD SIGNIFY THE FINAL. FLEETING MEMORY I HAD OF HER. LAID TO REST. I HOLD IT VERY DEAR TO ME. MAYBE NOT TO MY HEART. BECAuSE THAT WOuLD BE TOO HIGHLY FOR THE LIKES OF HER uNDESERVING ASS. BuT AT LEAST. TO THE BASE OF MY GuT. HER PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZED REMAINS. WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME. BECAuSE. AS PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. I ATE PART OF THEM. I AM A CHRONIC STRESS EATER. AND NOTHING STRESSED ME MORE. THAN WHEN SHE ABANDONED ME. SELFISHLY. TO DIE. AND AS I EJACuLATE LOuDLY INTO THE SKIES. MY EVERY LAST LONGING WORD. KNOW THAT SOME OF THOSE WORDS. THE ONES THAT AREN'T SWEAR WORDS. MuST SOuND AN AWFuL LOT. LIKE CALLIOPE. MY DEAD SISTER. WHO PASSED AWAY TRAGICALLY. MANY YEARS AGO. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE #ABuSE #HORROR #DO NOT uNSPOIL #uNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN
gettiing your chiit piitiied feel2 liike beiing friiendzoned.

https://i.imgur.com/hyB7R0i.png :33< hive sw33t hive

Pity the clit.

=( How do I delete a post. )
who up slappin they bulge about? who up shufflin they nook? #nsfw

My Kult score should be equivalent to my influence. It should mirror my Kult status.

please ignore my previous post / that was for my alt

Funnily enough, I was about to loop back to this as weighing in on your mishap had entirely lapsed my mind. Given from the context of your prior post that you were baking from scratch, I feel compelled to ask whether you were measuring in cups or grams using a food scale. If you attempted to measure your dry ingredients- namely your flour- using volume, the density of said mix may have been thrown off by an inadequate sifting process- or some such. Sugar has a textural impact on the spread and density of the crumb, so if you at all attempted to skimp on this ingredient in favor of an artificial sweetener, you may have inadvertently impacted the spread. Feel free to reach out to me on the matter if you'd ever like to chat. Er. To discuss, I mean.
My moirail made me and my friends food. Itt's nicce tto feel blessed in a world like tthis. #quadposttingg #moirailposttingg

=( It's becoming apparent to me that all anybody cares about on this application is pailing. Try this titillating bug fact on for size, you harlots. For certain species of formicidae, shortly after copulation, the males bulge will explode. And then they die. This has been insect bulge facts with Atlans. )
>trigger warning please

I'm surronded by my opponents, you won't spare some pity?


























































