R. Lalonde
@titularTerror
Author. Not much else. Please direct all business inquiries to my DMs.
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
https://i.etsystatic.com/62833947/c/1024/1024/0/0/il/aeee48/7657512986/il_800x800.7657512986_ncvp.jpg I pray something like this isnt too garish... but i like to think its at least somewhat befitting of the #cofl aesthetic!! #coflgala
Ok this one is awesome.
sometimes a friend just needs a #hater to keep them in check
#Obsessedwithme.
woah its crazy that you think this is about you ego check much?
They wrote a song about this once. And then it was desecrated by Mike Posner in 2010. Though considering your whole deal, you are probably overly familiar.
yeah you do seem like the kind of person whod be stuck in the 2010s
I was born in the wrong era, what can I say. We used to be a proper country with real pop hits and now we are a glorified collection of islands due to the steadily rising tides of Batter Witch Terrorformafication.
aint that the shit smeared truth im getting so god damn tired of seeing and hearing the batterslop did you see the billboard that just got put up on the interstate leading into new york?
Ugh don’t even remind me. I passed it as I was fleeing the oncoming tropical storm just today.
authors and directors are sworn frenemies everyone knows this its why almost every movie adaptation sucks sewer water through a straw it is simply weaponized incompetence its also why the authors keep falling for it like a bunch of suckers #vague
Perhaps directors should just simply get good.
did you miss the weaponized incompetence part? i hope the irony of not having reading comprehension doesnt fly over your head like that one did
Accepting incompetence on any level is a flaw onto itself but I know such complex topics like beauty and artistic integrity escape you.
@titularTerror et tu brutè? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63501745f90e.png
Like it’s my fault you are so pitiable.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fy8pCZrXsAAQhzk.jpg #nsfw
Where did you get this image…
i have my sources the same way you have yours and never shall the two entwine
You know, I never before reflected how unfair it is that my sources give me sublime visions of destruction and truth and your sources apparently supply you with images of the smoothest, most rotund cheeks I’ve ever laid eyes on.
The most 8eautiful woman I know has joined, treat her well or I shall 8e selling your teeth to the 8lack markets. #violence
I appreciate the compliment but Ms. Mindfang, I have been here the whole time.
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
Thank you, Troll Hatsune Miku. Very cool.
luffy would hate you if he was real isnt that sad
Me?
I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.
Be Safe
Stay safe up there. Bundle up.
Didn’t you know? I am the patron saint of safety.
If I decide I want to drown in my own sweat secretions I’ll follow your advice.
I'm told that we should brace our loved ones in the on coming storm. I would recommend getting a boogie board instead. #SurfsUp
Something for me to consider once the shops open again…
im the most powerful lesbian i can punch holes through walls and do a kickflip
Respectfully, eh-hem.
hello miss lalonde if you can handle my elderly charm and you are 30 years old or older ill consider it :)
Ms. English, I’m happy to report I’m in my forties and I can handle anything.
were dating now :)
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And to think this exchange started with me challenging your assertion that you were the most powerful lesbian. You have bested me.
i will warn you i get bitey :)
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