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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
This Is Due To The Fact That One Of Our Colleagues Here Who May Or May Not Be Named Tarpen From Record Keeping Has Already Lost His Daughter In The Slew Of New Hatchlings
(( my son got his shots done he did so good too. say hello to Zeke he is Very Orange )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db04195b53ad.jpg
Hello Again Everyone I Am Going To Kindly Remind You Once Again That If You Intend To Bring Your Child To Take Your Grub To Work Day Today That You Absolutely Must Label Them
https://i.etsystatic.com/62833947/c/1024/1024/0/0/il/aeee48/7657512986/il_800x800.7657512986_ncvp.jpg I pray something like this isnt too garish... but i like to think its at least somewhat befitting of the #cofl aesthetic!! #coflgala
THANK YOu. TO ALL TRANSGENDERS. FOR YOuR SERVICE. @everyOne BY CHOOSING TO BE VISIBLE ON THIS DAY. I AM REMINDED OF HOW MANY BITCHES I HAVE. THIS IS LIKE. MY OWN PERSONAL FOuRTH OF JuLY. MY INDEPENDENCE FROM INDEPENDENCE. DECLARATION. IT BRINGS A TEAR. TO MY KALEIDOSCOPIC EYE. SO TAKEN IN. BY SELF-MADE WOMEN. WHO I ALMOST CONSIDER TO BE PEOPLE.
Batten the hatches and prep your bling! The world isnt ready to gander your official skaianet sponsored #eridanweek SWWAG (super wowing wearable authorized garments) as you tear through the crowds and turn up to your favorite transdimensional trollian artists! The fun isnt over when the festivities conclude keep donning your duds and swinging from the rafters in these funky tees commemorating ERIDAY1. Ordering online?? Use coupon code RUMBLETHURS10 for 10% off your purchase! For 10% off of physical retailers unload your ammunition into one of our handy rounds disposal jars and keep on keeping on as you rejoin the frisk of this kittyfray. (All proceeds from troll bruno mars commemorative tees will be donated to his inevitable psychological treatment.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20ff77af8399.gif
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The bounce house is currently being repaired. First individual to #killspadesslick will INHERIT the bounce house after #eridanweek has concluded. How would you like to be #bouncingonit for years to come? @spadesSlick#8817 #violence
its ok i know you dont really get it i dont blame you for being terminally unfunny its a condition and its gonna be ok you are cherished appreciated regardless
sometimes a friend just needs a #hater to keep them in check
XOO < my stinky moirail banned me from going to #eridanw33k beclaws it is 'too dangerous' XOO < but it s33ms like a lot of my friends are there and it would be fun to say hi!!! even if i do not purrticularly care for the purrsnickety and purrticularly fussy troll it is all for XOO < bluhhhhhhhhh :33 < it is good he is not on here so i do not have to face the clawnsequences of throwing a hissy fit h33h33 #vent #eridanw33k
so this is how you treat your first and most loyal fan fucked up
WONDEROUS AND BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE THE HAT. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON THE WEBSITE. POST REPLY.
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jUST WON, a SEAHOOFBEAST PLUSH, aT #eRIDANwEEK, i GOT A LOT OF, tICKETS FROM THE, wHACK-AN-eRIDAN, mACHINE,
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
Hoo hoo!
hmm i wonder who thAt mightve been
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
That Cant Really Be Your Descendant #eridanweek
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not you but i think he would frustrate you
ᯓ𝄞 For #TrollMikuSings today, we're celebrating #TTDOV! That's Troll Trans Day of Visibility for people who don't recognise the acronym. Instead of posting one of my tracks today, I'm showcasing a new work from a dear friend of mine, Kagamine Len. It's called Ego Renegade Boy, and I think it's a real insight in to how some people react to transgender and nonbinary people coming out. Give it a watch, and happy #TTDOV! #TDOV https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
whale if yall are off cullin people ion reelly got much to say aboat that so carry on or wuteva
yall lucky im a busy woman cause wut tha fuck has been goin on in my absence
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
the only universal (multiversal?) constant ive found with the felt is that the handmaiden seems like someone fun to talk to!
The Mariners lost the season opener? It's going to be a bad weekend for some. #childabuse
why do you hate to see a #girlboss winning
shit doEsnt EvEn nEEd to load for mE to damn wEll know thats miss piggy
Just heard about Chuck Norris. #ForTheBest
so because of the gag order you cant talk about rick prime bad touching rick c-137 or anything like that at all (tags: Rick Prime/Rick C-137, selfcest, gag order, gags, #nsfw, #selfcest, #nsfwe, #rickcest, archive rating: M)
turn this shit off.
The seven things I hate about you: You're fake, you're gay, you're insecure, You love me, you like her, You make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy, And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, You make me love you #lyrics #nowplaying
Charles Entertainment Cheese will die.
Do not go into the evil scary elevator.
im stealing the budweiser part of this okay okay
WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHAT I CALL MY
DON'T DUDE ME. YOU'RE A FUCKING WIGGLER.
#intox #beer #substances #gaming #tonyhawk #rethawed https://i.ibb.co/FkNv60DG/PXL-20260330-024642190.jpg
Whacked my balls too hard #golfhumour #darkhumour #justajokeliberals
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/caec98d4b488.png JC, the C stands for Certified Freak #caught #nsfw
BITCHES LOVE ME 'CUZ THEY KNOW THAT I CAN ROCK!!!! #LYRICS
I'm told that we should brace our loved ones in the on coming storm. I would recommend getting a boogie board instead. #SurfsUp
Stay safe up there. Bundle up.
were dating now :)
THIS AIN'T A SCENE, IT'S A GODDAMNED ARMS RACE. #LYRICS
the batterwitch firebombed another factory but i invented window portals for this very reason :) itll be back up and running tomorrow and every employee is getting pto as a reward for doing such a good job with the drill :)
im the most powerful lesbian i can punch holes through walls and do a kickflip
yall.. im so freekn blssed tbh ??? finALLEEEEE got smth 2 wear dis outfitty abt (pardon my bootyass that thang B OUT) butt liek u knoooo i gotta be in sparkls n shnizz like dat!!! @titularTerror u r a lifesavvr fr frfr #cotlgala #fitcheck #selfie https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/30/imagea0b1793802bf991f.png
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http2://cdn.imgche2t.com/file2/3474fe65c55d.jpg Only the be2t. #CofLGala
https://i.postimg.cc/dtQQVLcf/IMG-5978.jpg Three exams in a single week. And yet I #Chittr on.
https://i.postimg.cc/76rFdJY4/IMG-5964.jpg Feel free to tag yourself below. #Slumber
https://i.postimg.cc/sgNnbchW/IMG-6018.jpg I would be delighted to attend. You are an inspirational author. #Unbiased
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also
@flightyBroad currently has 3/7 badges needed to win chittr!
Not permanently.
watching ♯eridanweek through my ♯scryingpuddle ♯rn i think there is something ♯uncanny about ♯trollbrunomars ♯....
ah okay this might be the ♯hex actually ♯eridanweek
IT MuST BE NICE. TO GO TO PARTIES. AND EVENTS. AND NOT BE CHAINED TO A BEDROOM. ON A SAD AND DEAD PLANET. I CANNOT FuCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME. TO GET STARTED. EVEN IF uRAEuS WILL LIKELY TRY TO PuLL SOMETHING WHENEVER IT DOES.
They hate to see a big ass motherfucker moshing.
oh shit @taciturnCharlatan yo you won dm me deets on who you want drawn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/018060d5e609.png
Troll Jungkook (Uh) He said he's on the way, girl (That's my moirail)
Proud to announce another evening headliner for #eridanweek, @kingofPop TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON.
Im learning new sensations at #eridanweek!
D --> Please do not hesitate to come and see me at the "dunk cauldron" at #amporafest
>([i t#ink i just saw troll jungkook at t#e falafel stand]
its time to spin this goddamn wheel and see who gets some swagadocious art nevermind i regret saying swagadocious i cringed the bones out of my flesh ive been hanging around roxy too much this shit needs to stop anyways wheel of fate time good luck everyone
wOULD IT BE WEIRD IF, i WAS AT #eRIDANwEEK AND, mY PROFILE PIC WAS, a GIRL EVEN IF, i AM, a BOY? #iMCOMING
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
i miss middle school where a kid could be an asshole #eridanweek is filling that void for me though
i say ♯shit like 'if my ♯memory ♯serves me' knowing ♯damnwell it serves ♯darkforces ♯lol
tHANK YOU TO @ABHORRENTgOVERNING FOR THE, aRT BASE! #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #nsfw HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/DBFB58FB1287.PNG
iii might need to consult with a fashion expert i know before i submit for this but it'd be so fun!
I have been informed that #EridanWeek is a festival to celebrate a local celebrity. I am intrigued and will attempt to participate, albeit most likely from the sidelines.
wOW, tHIS IS, rEALLY COOL, aRE YOU GOING TO, pARTNER WITH #eRIDANwEEK
i'll put 0n my cleanest t-shirt, just f0r y0u. https://i.pinimg.c0m/1200x/9d/43/80/9d4380d4102737577eeeea8645a1cf8e.jpg
hes actually kind of like an introvert......
you think evveryone on this wwhole flippin platform wwould just lie about comin
----- OOC post :) ----- Pendra rotten | bronzeblood | agender | prefers he/him but doesn’t mind any | 5ft Uhmmm honestly i wasnt really planning on playing around on chittr for as long as i have but im having fun so im staying :p and pulling things out of my ass With a vast collection of spiritual tomes, occult secrets, divination tools and spells left behind from his ancestor, Pendra has devoted himself to the materials she left behind. Of course with his ancestor *also* mutated with a multi-legged tail, that knowledge also came with a lot of hemoist propaganda and fear, and these beliefs only hardened after the culling of a few friends, only a few perigrees ago. He’s been self-isolated for much longer than that, somewhere in the humid woods, buried under a tree in an almost bunker-like situation. Rarely venturing out if not for more candles or gathering supplies, he’s chronically online. For the most part, he’s full of shit; it’s freeing to be a little whimsically cryptic online, intentionally obtuse or start arguments; but being in the physical presence of others is almost mortifying to him, and that fear splits through the abrasive front he likes to put up. He loots graves, crafts magical artifacts and an arsenal of herbal medicine and stimulants, communes with insects, dabbles in necromancy, loves the violin and hates peppermint. Crazy sweettooth. You’re totally allowed to DM him btw it’s just a funny bit to him to tell people not to. There’s also a lot more lore to him than just that but I think I’ll just add it to his toyhouse profile if anyone is ever interested in reading it :) and ?? if you want to just ask questions feel free to hehe claps my hands https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117568794_tP0bBCdVa8DDige.png —-------------------------------------
yeah you gotta wait until at least 16 to introduce the cigars, start them off easy with cigarettes and move up to cigarellos and then cigars #BabyNeedSmoko
You asked about the legality of it, not about if it was a wise decision in terms of skill.
if he fucks my shit up its your fault btw
D --> Peace and love on planet Earth C
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick
I love canons dearly, I wish I could seperate canon and oc feeds so bad.
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i'm n0t asking f0r a wh0le week. it 0nly takes a sec0nd t0 d0nate t0 a great cause. a #s0lluxsec0nd.
O)( my glub glub GLUB! #solluxsecond is a GR--EAT idea!
well y0u w0uld speak in sec0nd pers0n t0 maintain y0ur brand integrity, but in y0ur experience, pe0ple find that c0nfusing.
instead 0f #eridanweek y0u sh0uld all c0nsider #s0lluxsec0nd, it's where y0u d0nate 2 b00nies t0 s0llux's tr0llfundme every sec0nd.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fedcc5481cd0.png caste tierlist.
shootin on location today i know being without me is an unspeakable gutwrenchin agony but try not to miss me too hard yall
I would like to see the lunch menus in advance so I can adjust my dinner menu. I don't like the idea of Amanda having two spaghetti meals in one day.
Rich, creamy, more decadent than other emulsions, with a lingering aftertaste.
You might be next! #PrematureBalding
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
@cotlLawyer WAKE UP
(im laughing my fucking ass off #haha #haha #ha)
man youve shat out a whole lot of soppy diarrheal bullcrap over the years but this particular turd takes the cake i cant even fucking laugh youll pay for what youve done to my homegirls bangs oh yes youll fuckin pay
♯bring me ♯dew ♯fromthemountain the ♯green ♯one
give to ♯penny
YUSSSSSS #UWillWin #FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT #SueThePantsOffTmFuckinZ #AndThenCurseThem #TheySaidYouWereRlyGoodAtCurses #GETTTTTHEM
GET THEM !!!!!!!!! @cotlLawyer
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
I support her. #TheNamesAreInOrderForAReason
tØ the felt. there are baked gØØds in the chartreuse kitchen. they turned Øut Økay. clØver helped.
all of my full chitfics have been demure in their suggestiveness but this helmsman piece im working on is just straight lewd gomen my friends (tags: Helmsman/Anonymous, overstim, restraints, psionics, please just touch it, my hands are so sweaty, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
REMINDER TO BE FREAKY BE GROSS AND NASTY AT ANY TIME OF DAY JUDGEMENT IS TEMPORARY #NSFW #NSFWE
I'm dime. #Dying #IfunnySelect #PeakReddit #ThanksForTheGoldKindStranger #Funnies #Top10ChittrMoments #SubwaySurfers #FamilyGuyClips #WatchMojoDotCom
if u ever picture me in ur mind, pls always pciture me in this shirt #nsfw #implied https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/e8/20/e9e820630b5ec1399f6932dec1463101.jpg
i find shiny keep shiny
welcome back undying spirit
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
I'm always willing to+ answer questio+ns co+ming fro+m hard-wo+rking ladies.
if there are any rainbowdrinkers on the timeline who would be willing to share their experience i have some questions regarding some rumors and in order to provide the most accurate portrayal in my fictions i would like to have these tropes either confirmed or denied thank you ^0^ (tags: rainbowdrinker, venom, arousal venom, blood color taste, flesh temperature, retracting fangs, anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
you are capable, you are strong, you are cared for. fear not, dear one. my feelings for you are warm + gentle. (:^
nauurrrr u gt so far bbygrl!!!!! wtaf this dudez str9 pissin me OFF.. lemme at him lawl
when u hate my chits, this is who ur hatin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/icons/IMG_6564.png
I Should Return To The Caverns Soon However My Direct Messages Will Remain Open
smarny..... #Complacent #Learned #Mouste
ok we are playing a game now. name this wizard. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a3/67/f7/a367f71f2ac5ebaa53f9b95074772469.jpg
FINALLY
https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png #benjamins #makinitrain #comeandgetit
https://i.ibb.co/KxXtVyCZ/UGH.png masterpiece courtesy of @broSprite
aiight now my pride is wounded somebody kiss me better
#benjamins #makinitrain #comeandgetit https://ibb.co/zh1KGj1G
third times the CHARM
>([o# #ell na# its so over #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/4bab9ca9c9b3.png]
yOOO we were gOing tO the same hiveparty!! XO —with @dynamicFlOwfields ♡ https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/cf92c7691edf.png XO
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tavros can you troogle transgender for everyone?
yOU KNOW, sOMETIMES i THINK, mAYBE pUPA pAN ISN'T EVEN, mY FAVORITE CHARACTER BECAUSE, i THINK tINKERBELL IS, rEALLY NEAT, aND i WOULD RATHER FLY WITH, wINGS THAN, nOTHING, aND SHE HAS COOL mAGIC, aND HAIR AND, a PRETTY OUTFIT, aND FAIRY DUST, bUT THEN i REMEMBER, pUPA pAN IS, tHE ONE FOR BOYS, sO i LIKE HIM MORE, }:)
wOW, YOU MUST BE, rEALLY GOOD AT, sLAM POETRY,
all i werent so goddamn #rich #successful #famous all these sugar babies would be driving me goddamn bankrupt
guys dO yOu think she saw me XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/5ebbc8173dff.png XO
4T L34ST F1N1SH TH4T H4LF K1D OFF
Taking my two-and-a-half kids to Little League Later. Love to see them enjoying the game! Reminds me of my own youth.
ok im ova it now 3B-) back 2 bein da baddest beac)( around
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
ye go fore it gurl 3B-)
Hey guys I'm going half an hour into the past, y'all want anything?
staff weapon for hitting
n0 0ne can run a j0ke int0 the gr0und quite like the chittr hivemind.
its ok bro i would giv ur cloaca a chance
aint no way all of you are hitting anything at all
SIDEBAR! what *i* like about Gone Troll by Gilliann Flynnnne is that it has a happy ending
what wonderful company you make! Feel free to write at your leasure
oh nah i absolutely died lmao. i was a ghost and then i stopped being one because of cool bullshit though.
ARE YOU SURE YOUR WIFE IS NOT BEHIND A DAVE STRIDER ACCOUNT?
im going to go die of sepsis now #didisaysepsis #orstepsis #incest
deserved.
Then know that others in your life are smiling for you. Just because they had the chance to know someone as cool as you.
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyuicfkcfufklcfhdkjg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BEING CAREFUL IS FOR THE BIRDS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M HIGH AS FUCK AND I HAVE A GUN IN MY BACKPACK #substance
D --> Please tag this as #scary
hold up bro its about to get iller because who the fuck is there? jeff the killer this isnt pg this is a straight thriller crack open a beer were hitting the miller
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
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en0ugh h0urs have passed that i can finally admit that fucking 0bvi0usly i'm n0t g0ing t0 shave my head f0r chittr p0ints. i lied t0 farm engagement.
babe how the GLUB did you get internet??
Halley has been rather uppity recently, the poor dog. It's a damned shame that it has been so cold this past month. The boy deserves his walks, but these old bones just aren't what they used to be.
i am gØing tØ draw slick crashing his car again.
Hello world. Hello blondes. Hello new blondes that I am meeting now.
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
Mildly telepathic and preordained.
Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
k wont efin lie yo badges kinda sick asf too
skrill fissue, i aint eva punis)(ed n i alwaves b flexin 3B-)
YO everybubbly stop watc)(u doin n look at my SW—E—ET BASS BADG—ES !!!!! 3B-D
New to this site. #FeelingUnrelated #FeelingLikeAnOnlyChild #FeelingThatIHaveNoFamilyRelations
I Miss Titty Tuesday #nsfw
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I went to care about you island and everyone who ever met you was there!
NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS "BRO IS GENDER NEUTRAL" UNDER A POST MADE BY A WOMAN, ESPECIALLY A TRANSGENDER WOMAN, IM SENDING THE DRONES TO YOUR HOUSE. KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF. ARE YOU A WRIGGLER?
you should apologize to the girls too we deserve compensation.
I cannot believe i am witnessing Trollbama and Michelle getting a divorce over yaoi. This is not the drama I expected here.
me n the block button n thhe send post button n the dm button r in a lovign polycule. and ys my wives do smoke weed #substances
What creepypasta? Jeff the Killer really happened. People died, Dave. There were countless bodies. Do they count for nothing just because they were difficult to tally?
Im so proud. Hes so hilarious. Man I wish I had thought of doing this first.
Yeah not going to lie it is at least five movies too late for that Rose who liked that one post I made a few hours ago. I mean have you seen any of my movies behave is not what Jeff does and good manners were out the window by the first line of the movie. He also definitely killed someone but kudos on the creepypasta reference.
Be cautious to teach your wooden boy to behave, Geppetto. Teach good manners and even better restraint. We wouldn’t want your prodigal Jeff to wind up a The Killer would we?
He stated Sweet Bro had unfortunately died in a car crash. Tragic.
My creation has come to life @hellaJeff Or well part of it has. One singular characters who is probably a rando cosplaying as Hella Jeff but still how fucking cool is this. Hi.
Aw hes jpeg artifacting my posts. Enshittify on my funky freaky asshole.
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
Picture my moooirail tooooook ooof me at the Slammys after my slam ooor get culled win (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) #reminiscing #nooostalgia https://file.garden/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustratiooon88_2.png
I'm clockin' what you're rockin'. They may bitch and they may moan, but they can't keep a hard man down.
lawlzzzzzz this 1 is SHO classik thx 4 sharinnnnn
taking a break from feeding the horses and this made me laugh from my facegrub group. hope it brings a smile to evveryone else too! #zoology #makinglovvelikethediscovverychannel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62c48db054c9.jpeg
Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions…
All I can do is hope that they eventually come to understand their full potential. #MaybeIshouldstartapodcast
Some of us are more special than others.
Use your imagination. #Electra #Patriarch #Daddyshome
My father who art on Deltrius, hallow be thy shades, thy kingdom hath come, but thy art not done spouting menial bullshit on main? Don’t you have a narrative to dip your well-manicured phalanges into, subjects in which you must stir and rattle their brain cortexes into disrepair? #Yourlaunderingisat95%completion #Correction #Processing #96.8567557%
yo he kinda is though
Where id is, there shall ego be.
Terrible macros.
You aren't you when you're hungry. Have a KitKat bar.
Don't forget the monocle! Of course, that leaves you with one batty eye. :B
cOURAGE, tHE cOWARDLY bARKBEAST sHOW, sTARRING cOURAGE, tHE cOWARDLY bARKBEAST, aBANDONDED AS A PUP, hE WAS TAKEN IN BY, mURIEL, wHO LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF nOWHERE, wITH HER MATESPRIT, eUSTAC bAGGEE, bUT CREEPY STUFF HAPPENS IN nOWHERE, iT'S UP TO cOURAGE, tO SAVE HIS NEW HIVE,
I return to Chittr only to see we have been granted Rechitts. Blessed be, may my seed spread.
tHEY CALL HIM, cOURAGE, eVEN THOUGH HE IS, cOWARDLY, bECAUSE TRUE BRAVERY IS DOING, wHAT IS RIGHT EVEN WHEN, aND ESPECIALLY WHEN, yOU ARE SCARED, pLEASE LIKE AND FOLLOW FOR MORE OF, mY, #dEEP #lITERATUREaNALYSIS
interested in practicing polygamy. life is too short for the volume of cougars
It’s so nice out today…I can’t wait to go for a Stroll. (>u<)
We're saving the dripless one dollar at a time. Least we could do as the overseers of the world we fought for and cultivated.
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
Got my refreshing cherry coke after a long week! Make sure to spoil yourselves from time to time!
Common misconception, Mister Trollbama. Ratatouille is the dish. Not the act. And in no kitchen is a whole dish ever prepared by one chef alone. The best ingredients are sourced nationwide. From farmers. From delivery errand runners. Waited on by wait staff. The best runners and cooks collaborate in order to furnish the finest of their conjoined talents for one meal that the customer consumes as composite whole. Like the Alternian nation you assumed office to lead, it is the whole of something that makes it more than the sum of its parts. You are not your country, or solely responsible for its successes, nor too to blame for its failures. The Chef and the rodent Little Chef are jointly responsible for the preparation of the food. And both cook.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
@thirdandFourtheye https://i.postimg.cc/0QVtQPXH/IMG-0135.png
Im also missing grannys home cooked meals!! Youve never had a pumpkin stew quite like hers and for dessert nothing less than grannys best pumpkin pie. Itd tickle you plum ORANGE if you could all taste it. Scrumdiddlyumptious.
but what about corviknight—(is dragged into a fight cloud with skitty and emerges with b-cup breasts) yaaaay 🏳️⚧️
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J & sampled] My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback And nobody could fuck with me I used to drive a hearse to school, G With a stiff hangin' out the back Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that But it's one thing that I hate It's always been hard for me to find a date ("Aah!") ("Bitch")
l + ratio + u suck + castin spells 2 make u bald
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
well i *am* a pussy and i only do *oral*
your first trial: no bitches lmfao
s^ay s^rong f3llow juggalos i hav3 a f33ling ^his w33k is r3ally gonna ^3s^ us... and only ^h3 m3ssiahs giv3 ^h3ir ^ough3s^ ^rials ^o ^h3ir silli3s^ subjuggla^ors....
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most of rankmaid-senseis posts have been short enough to have archive tags visible but lately they have been a bit longer! so they will be moved to the top in future works thanks for your KUDOS ❤︎ !
Collab when? You write the scripts, I shoot the flicks. #letsmakecinema
ah… dave-shawty…!
if youre curious about the rollin blackouts planetwwide im embroiled in a tense shootout wwith a detestable necromancer tryin to bring back troll wwill smith keep your heads dowwn
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Good afternoon, everyone!
do we have video embeds yet
More than a little transfixed at the concept of pen nib insignia nail polish. Please. Somebody talk me out of this atrocity of an idea as I actively do it. https://i.imgur.com/bg0g31G.png
BOOTS N' CATS N' BOOTS N' CATS N' #BEATBOX
if i wizard post i fear roxanne may come after my ass if its bad.
Hello everyone how do I make a profile picture
feeling twee because im eating oatmeal #nowplaying #songwhenyoueatoatmeal https://open.spotify.com/track/0xVU3b2ZWl8cq8QuZ6oYPl?si=fmmlTtVBRsWetEFi5ikHGA
troll alexa turn off the light in the foyer im posted up on the shitter NO do NOT fuckin POST IT TO CHITTR
Strider you are tarnishing my reputation as a medical professional. #NOTafetish #ModestDersite
@tentacleTherapist#2339 stop fetish farming for your weird medical kink #evilsurgery
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
The #meat of the day is the humble flat iron steak. Sometime called a butler steak, this tender morsel comes from the top blade; which itself comes from the chuck shoulder clod. It has the tenderness of a filet mignon, but the price point of a top sirloin cap. While with practice you can get a yield of about 50% when breaking it down, you can easily grind the trim material to make a delightful ground chuck blend.
)(onest best part a doin dis all online is if i forget da names of peeps i can jus reed em. #w)(att)(efuckisadualscar #ilegitforgotaboatdatguy #eelmaooooooo
I'm gone for an hour and the UI gets changed YEAH!!
i usually jus send deat)( t)(reats so i dunno
wwe (the royal wwe wwhich is to say me) are done wwith our consideration of doin awway wwith the notion of a plus 2 and minus 2 eridans score and wwe (wwhich is to say ME) are goin to continue bombardin your chits wwith the true scores they ought to deservve additionally wwe (me) are acceptin applications for a brand neww start up vventure be your owwn boss dont hassle me for details cause i wwont disclose any
1 h4v3 r3c3ntly d1scov3r3d hum4ns 4r3 v3ry soft. 1 und3rst4nd th3 4pp34l now.
no im pretty sure that vwas the one thing holding me back. vwell, except that i vwas too nice. you knovw howv wvomen are, they newver go for the nice troll, they all wvant assholes wvholl abuse and cheat on em
3833 < In my experience, ladies usually like other ladies. > 38VV
lucky for me im great at svwimming ;)
maybe youre ugly?
ladies like trauma right? pretty sure evweryone is after the broken ones anywvays. i can swving that angle, yeah
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basskin fore my age on dis beac)( like it aint rude as s)(ell. also number prolly dont go up dat )(ig)(. also? i forgot eelmao.
im always ready to dress to the nines so consider it done
any chance i can get a sneak peek
looking forward to what youve got in store
if any boys are having sleepovers today i would love to be invited! you can pretend i am not even there
Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.
BOO !
// bro this is my first time breaking character to use ooc which i promised i wouldnt do but ive unironically been laughing my ass off for like 4 straight minutes ive had to wipe my eyes like three fucking times
//I'm literally so funny
Firstly since when are yo+u Hispanic, seco+ndly yet implies that it might happen later.
hey, relax, chica. no one's been touched. yet.
I am a mo+derato+r. This is a threat.
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i am more than happy volunteering as a third party to verify this act of straightness!
See, unlike Dirk, I'm pretty proud of this one.
Like if you're secure enough in your straightness to give another man a handy when he needs it. #nsfw #straight #masculinity #isaiditsnotgay
Winding down and getting comfy! I can feel the stress of today simply melt away! #AMothersWorkIsNeverFinished #MomLife
// this shit made me laugh so hard I fucking drooled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16e8396f04bf.jpg
the people havwe spoken @carmineGnosiology. my friend, it's time to get an industrial-sized tub of ky because i am tearing that ass in twvo. #nsfwv #painal
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> g0 rest up!!
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S.o°da fun fact which is fun: Y.o°u like s.o°da #s.o°da
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no hes gonna get sundowners and slaughter the nursing staff think of the shortage rose
#nsfwe Cnc
just gave TTs cat a bottle cap to play with the man is absolutely fiending for this thing i might sign him up for shuffleboard classes #proudcatdad
got two loml... m1tun4... 4nd troll c4s3oh... sorry 1 h4d to br34k 1t th1s w4y.... #jk
you have fallen into my trap! my victory is on the horizon! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8167a4717a1b.png
Where does the time go, seems like yesterday I was "mommy" or "mama" and now I'm either "bruh" or "bitch"... children will be children I suppose. SMH! #MomLife
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◥▶◀◤ --> I am getting some wicked f▒▓▒ing vibes from this question. Namely, my dude censors are going haywire, pinging my sweet, mental radar to the emotional levers you're attempting to pull as an e%tension of your technotherapist tomf001ery ◥▶◀◤ --> Since you have asked me about my favorite topic though, me, I will answer with the most charming, shatter-toothed e%pression you've ever seen on a slackjawed beefcake such as myself ◥▶◀◤ --> With emphasis placed on the brovine categorization of my persons ◥▶◀◤ --> I feel e%cellent at all times, because being me so quite frankly the s▒▒▒. Every reflective surface is my mirror, every world is my oyster and I am the prized, 100dicrously muscular pearl contained within ◥▶◀◤ --> Have I ever mentioned how totally sweaty and damp I get, which makes my pasty ass glisten much like an aforementioned pearl
Ỷ̷̧̼̼̙̗͗̽̎̓͊̃͋̿͘͝͝͝Ŏ̸̧̻̩͇̻͕̺̘̝͚̤̝̲͑̔̊́̈́͘͘͜͠Ų̶̧̨̠̞͕͕̘̩̪͚̆̎̏̔͑͊͂̍ͅͅŖ̵͓̗̟̯̫̺̩̟̹̻̤͍̞̺̼̩̊̽̈́̆̀̒̉̽́̎͊̓͘͝ ̷̛̳͍̼̞̮͕͌͜S̸̟̰̪̍̀̋͊̅̏̚A̸͍̮͕͈̖̣̘̣͌̀̓͒̾͛͗͌̈́͛͒̒͛̕͜͠ͅC̴̨͖͙̗̦̜̘̺̺̗̤̘̲̽̽͋̒̿̈͜R̴̩͈̱͈͕̰̜̤͎͚̰͔̳͕̤̻͗͂̐̍̎͋̐͛̾͜͝͝Ì̷͚̞͈̞̻͔͕͖͓̲̐̓̍͗̔̐́̋͑͒̅̊͜F̶̢̬̲̭̺̜̋̉̀Ḭ̷͈̙͔̫̘̦͈̱̹̌̐̅͗͊͗̏̚̕ͅC̷̨̻̖̻̩̬̙̑̅̕͝E̸͓͙͎̹͈͑́̀͆̅̉̏̋̕ ̸̬̞̰̼̙̦̟̗̙̙͕̜̞́͗̅͗͛͌͠H̶̜̆̐̾̊̍̈́͌͝Ą̴̧̡̮͓͎̘̠͔̘͙̙̎̽̈́̐̊͜Š̴͉͕̯̗ ̵̧̡͎͈̙̪̞̩̯̻̖̭̳̿́̈́̇͐̀B̵̛̟͈̺̤͓̬̮̳̏̈́̈́̈͐́̈́͛́̾̂̍̊̀̃ͅÊ̸͔̮͉̲̟̰͚̜̐Ę̷̞̩̟̥̉̈́̀͂́͒͆̑͘Ñ̸̨̨̧͎̟̟̱̝̰̹̙̪͉͍̮ͅ ̵̧̡̛̤̬̯̣̀͛̂̿̚̚͝Ş̶͍̰͈̙̳̙͍͕͎̄̍͌̀̔̑̑̆̂͘͝A̴͓̖̺̼̻̘̜̠̹͍͑̅͜͜T̶͇̖̣̰͙͚̼̭͚̹͑̑̌̾̇͝͝ͅḮ̸̢̼̳̣̗͔͚͉̞̝̘̣̫̈́͗̆̈́͜ͅŜ̷̨̧̡̡͉̬̲͓̘̩̜̯͕̙͉̈́͒͋̃͘F̴̢͉̦̼̝̻̫̹̣̘͗̓̂̌̆͘͜͝A̸̧͈͔̥̳͚̭͓͇̳͎̰̖͑͆̄̈́Ḉ̵̡̟͕̰̭̜̺̣̖͔͓̣̖̱̎͊̎̓̋̎̀̌̚͝T̶̢̧̞͉̦̻͙̀̆͌Ŏ̴̹̘̞͕̠̎̈̈̈́͗̈̑̚͜R̸̛̦̼̼̲͍͌̇̑͊̊̀̚Y̴̡̡͎̼̙͈̹̣͕͈͖͖̮̲͓̏͒̈́͗̌̿̏͛̿͜ͅ.̷̣̥̹̥̰̮̱͍̯̭̰͓̘̗͈̑̃̈́͑͊̀͜ͅ ̶̢͖͉̬̀̕͘C̶͉̘̯̫̮͔̋̈́̐͑̉̌̑̿̕͝͝Ḣ̴̛̟̝̫͊̌̾̉̐͋͆͊̀͝E̵̢̙̱͔͕͌̈̒͂̽̓͗̋̈́̀̂̀͋̏̇̓̚C̶̠̳̠̗͈͚̭̖̙̳̪̏̆̔̋̓́͋́̄̑̉͝Ķ̵̡̡̩̖̥͚͎̲̹̏͂̿͐̉̏̒̒̾̕ ̶̨͉̱͎͈̰͚̻̞͇̙̱̻́̆̿̏̔͛͋̕̕͜͝Y̵̞̣͕͍̱̔O̸̧͖͚̤̻̞͖̣̜̜̩̺̳͔̊̐͆̇̏͑̆̔͊̄̚̕̚͜Ű̴̢̟̞͍̰̖͙̤̱͖͖̼̺͇̰͍̤̊͆̓̑͋̅̀͘Ŕ̸̨̢̛́̈́̇́̀̔͗̈̒̃́̉̏̈́̀ ̸̖̬̄̈͛͋̄͐͊͆̈́̈́̕͠ͅB̵̢̨̭͕̮̫̜͇̟̙̼͗͊̆̅̍͆̌͊̉͂͛́̕Ā̸͙͙̟ͅN̴̪͆͗͆̂̌̂̍K̴̛͎̱̰̥̭̠̃̇̕͜ ̷̤̟̆̊͒́Å̵̡͚̞̥̞̬͔̠̤̣͔̠̗̎̍̃̈́͑͋́̋̃͘͜͜͜͝C̶̰̤̮̤̖̥͑̀̋̊̈̇͐C̶̯̠͍͋͆̈́̄̍̓̈́̀̑́̚Ǫ̴̙̗̼̰̦̭̎̍̀̒̋̆͌̈́̅͠͠͝Û̷̌̅̕͜Ṉ̶̢̻̰̩͚̱̞̹̭̱̮̘͕̟̦̘̂̐̂̃̍͂͗T̷̗̟̤̫̠̠̠̱͙͐͑̏̓̔̄ ̸̡̡̬͖͓̋͘Ą̵̙̻̫͍̫̥͍̙̫͖̒̓͊͐͒̔͗ͅǴ̷̡̨̨̤͉͚̖͈̭̖̓͗́͑ͅA̵̢̯̤͓͇̫͖̠̗͛͂̃̃̅̈́̀͆̕͝Ḯ̷̫̆̇̋N̴̗̗̈́̄͊̍̔̑̽́͆̕͜͝,̵̢̡͍̺̝̥̲̣̅̽̐́̿̀ ̷̧̨̡̻̟̣̲͈̦̫̭͚̫̬̝̂̀̊̀̽͑̕D̶̛̟̜͍͇̍̿́̈́̿̈́̏̈́̎͘̚͘͝Į̴̺͉̥̤̤̜̰̜͉̖̖͙̥̀́̈́́͐̌͂͊͘V̶̢̱̠͈̩͙͍͉̞̳̭̫̙̻̱͙͌̀̉̓̈́͆̎̈́͘ͅA̶̘̯̬̽̆.̸̛̮̹̻̩̱̦͕̖́͌͐̎̌̂́̓͑͊͛̎̓̏̚ͅͅ
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the nefarious and evil sperm:
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you have beautiful curves of many twists and turns
◥▶◀◤ --> My sweet bod is equipped with rock hard abs and glistening biceps. My pecs are like small boulders of which I can crush insignificant stones upon, my veins like lines of straight hecking diamond that carve through rippling, rolling valleys of sweat and sweet, sweet musculature
chitting straight from the shitter
◥▶◀◤ --> Haha. Oh man, T-virus, that's so close to what I'm presently steepling my hooves about that I almost want to give it to you, in some act of kindness so f▒▓▒ing stalwart and awesome that it quantifies as charity ◥▶◀◤ --> Nevertheless, you are wrong ◥▶◀◤ --> I'm thinking about a tall, crisp glass of lactations ◥▶◀◤ --> And also ◥▶◀◤ --> Of you touching my muscles
◥▶◀◤ --> I am having an e%cellent idea right now ◥▶◀◤ --> And its unique nature literally cannot be understated ◥▶◀◤ --> Can you guess what it is?
She's 8een h8ing on my statuses. And I've only posted one. Gotta admit, she's making an impression.
bidness as usual buoy
Please DM me.
#Personal #Horror #BodyHorror #Vent #Angst #Counting #Down #From #10 And one. Still mad. Okay. This is completely fucking unacceptable. I cannot even mark all as read. I am losing control of my life. The curse of my bloodline made manifest in the form of @thatGamerrrgrl. You contemptuous creation. You pig. You beast. You talkatively chatty and unruly horse's anus. Are you FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? You do not have to hit every single react button in painstakingly fastidious order on every single post I make until the end of time just because I happen to sport a passing resemblance to you in terms of cheek bones and dead scalp shavings! Family is not the end-all-be-all literal center of every interaction. How are you not out clubbing like normal alcoholics? Enjoying the party scene? Being lively, getting your proverbial dick wet, doing something, ANYTHING shy of ME??? There is not a high enough concentration of xanax in all the conjoined and amalgamated pharmacies in the next six hundred and sixty six conjoined area codes to quench my unfathomably boundless annoyance at your asinine antics. Please. Please. Please. Get therapy from somebody OTHER than your daughter. Get a social life. Strike up a few hobbies. Get addicted to gambling and meth. Do anything. Anything. And anybody else. Why me? Why me why me why me why me why me why me why me? https://i.imgur.com/rsosOn0.png
Nothing feels as good as posting so well that somebody threatens your death. I'm never logging off.
you'r3 so righ^ gorg3ous you shouldn'^ 3v3n hav3 ^o worry abou^ i^ =;)
Hello, Biscuits. I have saved some brownies from #TheIncident for you. They are packaged neatly on your doorstep.
iT IS NEAT, hOW MANY NEW PEOPLE, aND UNIQUE IDEAS, tHERE ARE HERE, eVEN IF SOME IDEAS ARE, mAYBE A BIT TOO, uNIQUE,
x.*crying and ♱he ♱ears are b𐕣ood* i𐕣𐕣 sh-show you... *sob sob*.x
x.S♱OP I♱ S♱OP I♱ S♱OP I♱ IM NO♱ CRINGE IM NO♱ FUCKING CRINGE YOU𐕣𐕣 SEE.x
x.♱hey𐕣𐕣 see.x x.♱hey𐕣𐕣 A𐕣𐕣 see.x x.in ♱he end you a𐕣𐕣 wi𐕣𐕣 GROVE𐕣 for FORGIVENESS ♱ha♱ wi𐕣𐕣 be oh so swif♱𐕣y and swee♱𐕣y DENIED and i can♱ fxcking WAI♱.x
x.I𐕣𐕣 KI𐕣𐕣 YOU I𐕣𐕣 KI𐕣𐕣 YOU I𐕣𐕣 KI𐕣𐕣 YOU DON♱ YOU EVER ♱AKE ♱HE NAME OF MY CHEMICA𐕣 ♱RO𐕣𐕣 ROMANCE IN VAIN AGAIN.x
x.UGH ♱ro𐕣𐕣 emo is a 𐕣ABE𐕣 forced upon ♱hose of us who DARE 𐕣urk amongs♱ ♱he ou♱skir♱s of ♱he conformed masses un𐕣ike ♱he ♱RO𐕣𐕣 PREPS and ♱RO𐕣𐕣 NORMIES ♱ha♱ p𐕣ague ♱his godforsaken p𐕣ane♱ i𐕣𐕣 have you fxcking know.x
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT'S THE GUY FROM TROLL IMAGINE DRAGONS, RIGHT?
x.nobody bu♱ you ♱ro𐕣𐕣 gerard way.............. <3.x
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x
Q: What is the first ever album you bought? This is mine. (I regret it now but I was eight and cracked out.) https://i.postimg.cc/FzztmBzv/Pink-Friday.webp
Is this thing working? Helloooooooo?
never think that poop should have anything to do with falling out of a butt
You win. No contest. Now stand against the wall.
I am projectile vomiting tears from my eyes. I am literally speechless. Utterly unabashedly 'gagged', to borrow another page from modern parlance. It takes a deliberate kind of maternal obstinance to be this deliberately dense. Do Oedipus complex adhering men just not have stupid mothers or something? Is there a dearth of women with good, wholesome, nurturing, fragrantly scented, provocative mothers with sheet-clutching inspiring tendencies to lurk overlong? Did I just draw the most unfathomably shitty topdeck hand in the histrionic history of womanhood? I am actually so done right now. This is unbelievable. Asked for one thing and cannot have even that. I am so tempted to benadryl a hole in my head and be done with it. Hollow me. Mr. Hatman, I am yours. Save me from the nothing I've become. @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl @thatGamerrrgrl https://i.imgur.com/1XRikyf.png
[ AC has gone idle! Status: crossfaded. ] #substance
https://i.postimg.cc/Bb9qhNbV/courtney-love-hole.gif #aesthetic
https://dl.glitter-graphics.com/pub/259/259521lfzhj1g03s.gif #aesthetic
My bottom lip may be busted to high heavens from the likes of his surprise uppercut but another victory is mine! Thank you to all who attended and i guess to those who bought my personal belongings congratulations.
exaaaactly & then u react 2 the post fourways to give em mixed signals #makethemwonder
this is definitely about me #imonyourmind #earworm #gossip
but never describe it keep them guessing.... #vague
SOM3 OF YOU D1SPL4Y TRULY M4DD3N1NG B3H4V1OUR. #V4GU3
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
♋️h hey that’s my wriggling day!
@gall0wsCalibrat0r#1433 #iykyk https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/d3c344791a83.png
Some people are so easy. All I have to do is bat my eyelashes and sound so, very pathetic and people will just do things for you. #NeverDoThingsForYourself #Manipulation
rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger
play with me 0///v///0" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d55587a0538.png
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳
i never cheated btw i just have things to say and bitches love me so
iim lowdiirkenuiinely goiing two 2top 2haviing becau2e iit2 2uch a fuckiing ha22le every goddamn tiime.
This is where I am currently posting from by the way, but I may go on Sabbatical. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b023e8ca722d.jpeg
#Wearingthesuit. #Rockingthesuit. #You'rebothsocuteImightperish.
#thesuitactuallymakeshimveryverynice #denyingthesuitfetishallegations #modestdersite
I tagged you, fucking drama queen. #Thesuitmakeshimmean #DramaKingSuit
So I was playing tf2 YEAH!!
eto... as i keep posting things are just going to get ranker! uh oh 0_0
you think your day is goin bad enough and suddenly you get your balls smacked by a troll mormon fucked up
how many times do i have to sue your asses for slander until you stay the fuck down
THANKS TO THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF HIC HERSELF THE DOCTORS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY REATTACH MY SILLY LITTLE GUY #NSFW
gill if i was behind you youd feel my spheres on your head
#DStrider did nothing wrong rechit that shit
:33< cat :33< im a kitty cat :33< and i dance dance dance :33< and i dance dance dance
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png Rechitt. Will be tuning in.
theres better things you could be leaking rn #heyo #gottem #alsostopthat
i am soon!!! im so hypeddd !!! sumr is new hot me
i need a dislike buttØn. nØt the hate buttØn, but Øne that can let them knØw i didnt like it.
ikr that nobel peace prize is coming in the mail any day now
caliborn will start doing meth in 2026 #substances
Good morning chittr. Who up dinking they oiter?
♯HIVEDEPOT
Does anyone have any sources for acquiring a sizeable amount of blunt objects for no particular reason? You’ll be paid handsomely for the tip.
「 What the fuck is a millennial. ⥮
I like this.
⤐I will be clear: bl⊕⊕dcaste d⊕es n⊕t matter when the call ⊕f the warri⊕r c⊕mes. Y⊕u survive ⊕r die.
my holy paddle has been bestowed! rankmaid-sensei will return with more tantalizing stories soon. im thinking of starting a small writing drill club… with a prompt each day for the members who are interested in standing by my side fighting the good fight. (tags: collaborative works, yaoi paddle, daily prompt, #nsfw, oyasumi, archive rating: M)
swag: activated
how can global warming be real if my wrist is so icey
Accidentally fat-fingered and hated another Rose’s post. Sorry.
ty every1 for ur support my pronouns will surely get gr8 grades <3
IT'S NOT, BUT THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT THAT THE OPINIONS ON THIS SITE ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIBLE TO MY GOOD FRIEND JUNE. IT DIDN'T TAKE VERY LONG AT ALL. GET SERIOUS AND MAYBE PICK UP SOME LITERATURE YOU NOOKSNIFFING FUCKHEAD
dont Do Th@t To It . T@ke It Outto Dinner
The Lalonde presence seems to be growing.
Swagged out, is what Dave says.
is there someone of the same gender you could call to warm you up? let me know!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/hotslop.jpeg ]
homo rails das why they're bein nice to him
>two dumpsters around teal offices >entire barely touched za >hardly even trying >getgood.jpg https://files.catbox.moe/skcqy0.jpg
going to bed later than i meant to. good night everyone!
If you’re talking a8out “piracy” and you mean illegally downloading shows and movies, I’m making you walk the plank.
A little man with a 8lack hat just h8d my post! What the hell?
what do i even post on this thing. hello? what do all the colors mean?
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>>| Why negative for hate? Some people do black posts just for .others to hate them. And blocking .is very personal.
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ᯓ𝄞 1... 2... 3... Miku Miku beam! (*’▽’)ノ＾—==ΞΞΞ☆ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
alm0st p0sted s0mething t00 #real f0r my chittr feed 00ps. anyway i'm n0 l0nger d0wn catastr0phic like i was earlier. f0r real this time. #nsfw #iguess
I’d rather resign myself to an honest job in food service than work for you-know-who. Anyhow, I think I’d also enjoy that. If there’s anything you need to know, do feel free to ask. Tips are also appreciated.
Time to get some rest. I’ve got a long day of sailing ahead of me tomorrow.
>huge angry ranty reviiew >doe2nt even 2ay the name of iit http2://fiile2.catbox.moe/24c84d.png
THAT NEW FILM EVERYTROLL AND THEIR LUSUS HAS BEEN PRAISING WAS AN AWFUL SHITSHOW OF A MOVIE. I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE WE ARE ALLOWING IT TO CALL ITSELF A FILM WHEN ANY SCENE OF THAT MOVIE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE TO HAVE A PHOTO PRINTED OUT AND PRESENTED TO YOUR NOOK. EVETIK'S ATTEMPTS AT GETTING FLORIM INTO HER PALE QUADRANTS WAS SOME OF THE WORST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN AND THE FACT THAT THE FILM ALLOWED THOSE TWO TO START A MOIRALLIGENCE GOES TO SHOW THAT EVERYTROLL INVOLVED DESERVES TO FACE THE WRATH OF HIC HERSELF. THE ABSOLUTELY WORST FUCKING MOIRALLIGENCE I'VE SEEN THIS SOLAR SWEEP.
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i can barely crawl away from my desk through all of these doorcrash bags empty cans and cigarette piles. but at least nothing in here is as rotten as me! ^0^
Speaking personally, I’d be delighted to find myself waist-deep in a dark communion.
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so cutes https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/c7/5a/4bc75aac60c56800ac56dc3cf7be95be.jpg
FRESHH out of rehab who wants the tea???? #blinditems #notlikepplwhoareblind #likemadcelebgoss
they got you too huh bastards
srry i was supposed to say "wellness retreat" #feelingvwell #medtidating #juicecleanse
#blind #item #Blinditem superstar directors personable lovely daughter is the most special-est wonderful girl on earth whom neerver did anything wrong AND is extremely well adjsuted
like THIS post and i will write a #Blinditem about u #manifacturingdrama #publicscrutiny #paparazzi
#roxysblinditem girl who lives on remote island may or may not have proclivity for eating out of a doggy dish #LEGASP #puppyplay #nsfw?
#roxysblinditems royal blooded guy in da ocean says hes an #incel but its all for show so that no one knows he has a massive collection of precious moments he spent his entire inheritnance on
#roxysblinditems man with sunglasses is hiding a secret under those shades..... tax fraud #WAT???
#roxysblinditems scrupilous business owdner is actually running a money laundering scheme #ITSAFRONT #moneybby
#roxysblinditem xxxxtra famous author may b having scandulous slowburn affair with hollywood movie man #dontdoa23andme #blondeppl
Gasp. #FeministWin #Powerisinherhands #Freethenipple
im not official n will never BE official bc my publicist will kill me #notmediatrained #justlikedaddy #everyoneispostinghole???
To gaze upon my wretched, crepuscular form would render a mere mortal numinously dazed. Therefore, I shall spare the chittlings the despair. #Dontmisunderstandthough #Theyareopulent
i bet i could voice act mcdonalds commercials really good
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Hetslop Badge?
</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
is calling someone baddie a positive thing to say about someone or is it derogatory?
there are so many baddies on this website.
i'm n0t. p0int me t0 wh0ever it is y0u're perving 0n and i'll take 0ver #perving duty in y0ur h0n0r.
you just have to trust me on this one kanaya.
kanaya maryam. nesben meant michelle obama
Okay I See Now That Was Directed To Troll Obama And Not Me Carry On
Nesben Will Not Live To See The Moonrise Should Such A Thing Ever Happen For Nesbens Information
send michelle my salutations
Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married Im Married
theyre talking about topping and bottoming on my post! my post! i couldnt have done it without you all. i just wanted to thank everyone from the bottom of my kokoro before i pass out from blood loss again. (tags: selfcest, wow the amporas sure are nice, boiling cabbage, #nsfw, kyaaa, #gore in the form of nosebleed, archive rating: E)
i will have my satisfaction. he may believe this chase. is one that he can win. but. the possibility has never existed. each thread i have known has reflected this reality. it could be called fate. however. we both know. it is worse than that. #targeted
gay ass guy asks random alien site if kissing men is fucking gay
dog boys! if you want to know why just let me know and make sure to clear your schedule for the explanation. ^0^
pURRbEaStS
Catboys for sure! #CatMom4Life
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NO OMG. I Lik£ so b£li£v£ you to liv£!!! You lik£, so hav£ this!!!! OMG.
CALIBORN. BORN. A LONG TIME AGO. DEAD. TODAY. WITH A QuESTION MARK. IF I DO NOT MAKE IT OuT ALIVE. I WANT. MY BITCHING LOOT. AND uNTOLD TREASuRE TROVES. TO GO TO THE RIGHT PLACE. TO @museNot I LEAVE MY EVERLASTING SCORN. MAY IT SERVE YOu NOTHING. TO @timaeusTestified I LEAVE ALL THE SWORDS THAT WERE TOO HEAVY FOR ME TO CARRY ON MY OWN. IN FACT. EVEN IF I SOMEHOW. SuRVIVE THESE PERILS. I WANT YOu TO TAKE THEM. THEY ARE FuCKING ANNOYING. AND WILDLY uNWIELDY. ANYWAY. THIS DOOR ISN'T GOING TO LAST. ANY% IMPENDING DEATH SPEEDRuN. @leucomaSalicis DIRT FOR YOuR HOLE. SO YOu CAN SHuT IT. @syntheticRevolution MY WIG COLLECTION FOR SNATCHING MINE OFF SO HEINOuSLY. @ardourCorvidae MY LEAST EATEN GOD TIER CAPE. @WARIOEPICFAN TWO CONDOMS. ONE FOR EACH PARENT. DELIVERED THE NIGHT BEFORE YOu WERE CONCEIVED. @onescratchOfmany MY LAST SCOTTIE DOG. ACTuALLY. NO. I NEED TO KEEP MY YuCKY NuTRIENTS uP. IF I AM TO BE NOT EATEN. I LEAVE. uH. SHIT. WELL I GAVE ALL THE NEAT SHIT AWAY ALREADY. MY EVERLASTING THANKS. EVEN IF IT. LASTS LONGER. THAN ME. FuCK I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE. IT WENT QuIET. TOO QuIET. MAYBE SHE LEFT? FOR GOOD? https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/image0d0b9c42815d25fb.png
ghrehui ho gerohuwo wahwawofh whoaa~!!! kyayaaa!!! soo gagaap moee! nnow you just need a cu ute huanaman boy to hold ont ot your leash! (tags: petplay, inumimi, leash and collar, ears and tail, gap moe, #nsfw, multichapter, archive rating: M)
http://i.picasion.com/gl/93/lyzC.gif #aesthetic
#SaintAgathaMoment
i stand with troll ethel cain
Troll Lana Del Rey, you were shady as fuck for that.
just got word from pinterest that ive broken fifteen international laws and theyre raiding my house #seeyouontheflipside #violationsnotice
i cant eat chocolate :(
meow
:33 < *ac jumps onto the blanket, nestling in and making biscuits on the soft fabric*
Nothing like getting comfy and enjoying your fave drink before bed!!! Just wish my kitties would come and cuddle...
the empire is trying to enlist me in the army but nesben is too fucking fast and simply runs away from the 1000000000 drones trying to kill and harm and injure nesben
nesben escaped the torment nexus. but now nesben is in the fucking lament configuration.
id post pics of my tits but i fear i got em off like a hot minute ago n theyre in jars #goreimplied #exceptitwasasurgicalproceedure
F9r the rec9rd if anything unsav9ry finds its way int9 my pu6lic reacts, it was 6y c9mplete accident. I'm n9t even sure h9w that happened. 9r h9w t9 get it t9 g9 away.
♯chat are you seeing this ♯humans love me were gonna get ♯interspeciesaf in here ♯avertyourgaze
♯LOVER?
putting together a new ♯cult ♯bigthingsontheway
can we go back to posting big boingy boobies please #nsfw
♯BEGONE WITH YOU ♯PERVERT
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since pvp was deleted, rankmaid-sensei shall declare a new pvp! the maximum number of badges that an account can have shown is 7. the first to 7 is the winner of chittr! (tags: pvp, user/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge, archive rating: G)
seeing so many versions of my friends is... really nice! makes me nostalgic.
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How many men have you kissed..?
He only needs one popcorn! https://static4.depositphotos.com/1009397/284/i/450/depositphotos_2846910-stock-photo-baby-cat-portrait.jpg
♯mycurse
h3yyyy!! dr3w mys3lf. hop3 you guys l1k3 1t. >8] #nsfw https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/5f14080d503c.png
🔨🚪🚗🩸💵💵🫰🥡🥡
whats that another round of debauchery? coming right the fuck up
Even near-omnipotent entities like I can use a small break and doomscroll every now and then. Having all the time in the universe makes for opportunities to bask in, as they call it nowadays, the "brainrot".
Posting on Chittr as if you don't have anythin 8etter to 8e doing. Tsk.
Anything, EvERything
tits but not nearly enough of them #nsfw
a bunch of ♯bullshit & also sometimes the ♯perverts come out ♯keepyourbulbsPEELED
all this stress makes me need to visit big byron bro #nsfw
> p0l1tely ask1ng the tr0ll runn1ng th1s j01nt and then pr0mptly d00dl1ng 1t up, l0l
damnnnn this pink sword girl knows how 2 walk up a shit ton of stairs i can tell u that much #revolutionary
Just to be clear I totally have a license lol! ...In a way...
https://i.postimg.cc/9X4PjXZG/IMG-0071.gif #aesthetic
youre the last one to talk bro
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmati.png Allow me to render myself in a more, stylistic manner. YEAH BABY!
#thelittlethang...
Typing with a 8ionic arm is difficult.
:33 < b33n having visions lately! so i drew something i dreamed about https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486216192124387378/intertwined_sewn_together_.png?ex=69c4b230&is=69c360b0&hm=0957ef8017eabba8ec2db94d8f6dd14d8a53a9540ddb665e674bec0571ff30d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=865&height=968
#friendship is fundamental to living a fulfilled life.
#peaceonearth #strilondes #ourhousesmustwedtoendthefeud #targaryen
im serious about this lalondesupremacy shit the way im serious about the horde in world of warcraft and ill die on the battlefield for this
tribadism?
I vote for tribalism.
they want me to do what
the striders’ tits are ver7 good, from an obje(tive point of view, but so are the lalondes’ and i’m a ladies’ woman, so i #standwiththelalondes #nsfw
My coffin beckons, it demands I return from whence I came. Goodnight, loyal #KluTTs.
Where are the kitty pics when u need them...
https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/tolE-cat.gif
Good+show+dy! https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled199_20260215213725.png
You will get extra data banks as a treat.
@caliBorn wE dont havE to fight anymorE..... https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_030547177.png
its beautiful nights like this that really make you appreciate being alive and that your eyes work #sorrytz #lookingatboobs
♯smileswarmly just kidding ♯youguys
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785501772449841206/1486138713099735120/image0.jpg?ex=69c46a08&is=69c31888&hm=8a10262c9fdd2993956848f524e40800f8e1cda231d6bf70f77b767a7b9fa56f you can only ♯capture so much ♯evilness in a ♯shittyfuckingdoodle ♯myevil
Ada or Ardor, Vladimir Nabokov.
In nomine patri et filli et spiritus sancti, may Fuckedupmovies dot com live forevermore.
saw the movie on fuckedupmovies DOT com a holy institution
Oh, so you've read it?
i didnt even like your post youre just sending me books about siblings boinking it unprompted
Believe you me it was an unexpected surprise for me as well. I completely fat fingered the photograph selection and chose the wrong thing... i promise if i could represent myself with something a friggin SMIDGE more wholesome i would!!!!
smh my head find a website 2 crop (top) it 4 u or send it 2 me ill do it for u dorkus
Dagnabbit!!! I cant get this goddamn hornswoggled friggin profile pic to crop right!!!!!
Greetings and salutations! And apologies for the terrible first impression i really didnt mean to fall tits forwards into your notifications, im still getting the hand of this newfangled site...
i cant lose this website please i need this we all do YEAH!!
Don't worry, everybody. If we all post even harder surely that will fix the servers.
=( It seems like the friendly competition was too much for the attention starved youth of Alternia to take. I will at least rest assured stroking my ego, knowing that for a brief moment like crossing ships in the night, bug facts let you become the #25th most popular troll on Chittr. )
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Howdy y'all, take a gander at this picture of my lusus. Roy sure is one heck of a pwoerhouser! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a97eb0c616bf.png
My bro is my everything my lawyer my manager my personal trainer my stylist my agent my wrestlebro my heel my villain and paramount to all of that hes also quite the SNOOZEFEST.
I think I'm gonna take up smoking.
I FuLLY INTEND TO COLLECT. WHEN YOu ARE LEAST EXPECTING. CONSIDER ME. THE SLIME TRAIL LEAVING SLuG. TO YOuR IMMORTLITY. TRY AS YOu MIGHT. FATE INSEPERABLY. AND INVIOLABLY LINKS uS NOW.
troll obama would b like "my fellow alternians"
is it bad that i experienced genuine withdrawal sympt0ms f0r the like 2 minutes chittr was d0wn.
did that just happen to everyone else?? wow... i thought i was gonna be locked out of here forever >X3 phewwww glad that was tempurrary
i think we should all take a step back from posting since the site is having trouble handling the influx of nonimportant posts! gay men you may continue though! ^_^
I HAD THE RANKINGS REMOVED. SORRY IF YOu ENJOYED THEM. YOu WERE DOING SO IN ERROR. MISTAKENLY. THERE WAS A GRAPHICAL GLITCH. WHERE IT FAILED TO DISPLAY. MY RIGHTFuLLY COVETED NuMBER ONE SLOT. BuT NOW. YOu ARE ALL EQuALLY NuMBER TWO. LOOK AT YOu GO. AN ENTIRE WEBSITE. OF HOT SHIT. NEXT TO THE SHIT. WHICH IS ME. NuMBER ONE. WE CAN CELEBRATE HOW MuCH BETTER I AM THAN YOu ARE. TOGETHER. MANDATORY FuN.
sorry guys 1 tr13d to uplo4d to th1s YOUTUB3 th4t th1s hum4n t4lk3d 4bout 4nd 1 str41ght up K1LL3D TH3 S1T3 w1th my too hot to h4ndl3 tr1ckz.
Aha. The #AntiLeader69ardM9vement was much m9re effective than even I anticipated. I'm happy t9 see its rem9val and I h9pe we can pr9m9te a friendlier and less c9mpetitive Chittr fr9m n9w 9n. Thank y9u t9 every9ne wh9 participated.
I PREFER IT SHAKEN. NOT STIRRED. BY THE END. OF MY BARBED. PROBING TONGuE. IT IS A BEVERAGE. THAT CARRIES WITH IT. A SORT OF. FROTHY. CONSTITuENCY. AND IT IS MILKED. FROM THE OBJECTIVELY HORMONAL. WEAK. AND EASILY PREYED uPON. PREGNANT SuBCLASS. OF WOMAN CITIZENS. NATuRALLY MILK IS A SIGN OF SuBMISSION. ONLY WEAK SISSY BITCHES LACTATE AFTER ALL. AND WHILE IT IS A COMMONLY. MISHELD BELIEF. THAT ONLY PANTSPISSING TODDLERS. AND THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. ON THE AGE TOTEM POLE. ACTuALLY DRINK MILK. THIS IS FuCKING FALSE. BECAuSE IF YOu WATCH THE MILK INFORMATIONAL SHORT. BY HuMAN SAGE. SCHOOL HOuSE ROCK. THE SISTER OuTGROWS THE BROTHER GIGANTICALLY. JuST THROuGH THE HARMONIOuSLY SYNTHESIZED PROPERTIES. OF A MILK. I WOuLD NEVER LET MY SISTER BE BIGGER THAN ME. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. BEYOND SCATTERING HER ENTRAILS. uNRECOVERABLY. ACROSS THE COSMOS. SO. NATuRALLY. I DRINK MILK. AS A PRE EMPTIVE MEASuRE. HOPE THIS HELPS.
man they turned off pvp, probably a good thing it was lagging the hell out of the server
Decided to shower and ruminate on how meaningless rankings are. We should evolve past accolades that speak to popularity and not substance. Quantity over quality. Elderly over youth. #ShowerThoughts
lm4o wh4t th3 h3ll 1s 4 youtub3?
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its “party rock is”
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If you need to god tier someone in a pinch, beat them to death with their own quest bed! #gore #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
im absolutkely goated https://i.pinimg.com/736x/80/28/85/8028853e7469e07e65a1dc4be8c17b67.jpg
hes having a tantrum its okay he doesnt mean it
It Is Honestly Sort Of Confounding Because They Never Actually Explained Who Is Party Rocking In The Hive Tonight Just That They Are
I SENSE A DISTURBANCE. IN THE FORCE. OF MY BACKHAND. IT HAS REMAINED UNCONNECTED. TO THE BITCHY INSOLENCE. OF UNMITIGATED CHUCKLEFUCK CHEEK. LONG ENOUGH. THE CHERUB. IS 'IN'. THAT IS TO SAY. THE CHERUB IS WILLING. TO BERATE YOU FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR INCONSEQUENTIAL GODDAMN LIVES. BY GIVING THEM. RENEWED MEANING. AND PURPOSE. MAY THE FORCE. OF MY BITCHSLAPS. BE WITH YOu.
alright im locking in and making some art happen if i knock out the first winners drawing then i can probably do the next one tonight
i'm officially one of reputable prestige.
When i wipe out i always try and land on my head as so my skull can protect my brain as it should! An adventurer would be nothing without one or two bumps to the noodle.
And you should see someone a8out the stick up your nook
nesben is being assailed by an enemy of nesben and its working
nesben eill use nesbens place of privledge to shill for nesbens two best friends
nesben has been torn away from nesbens friend polycule. nesben will kill
oh shit dude my bad i didnt realize you were talkin about an actual guy. good luck with your wedding
Leaderboards mean nothing. Body counts are all that really matters.
i gotchu https://m.media-amazon.com/images/i/413gs35r9-l.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/X7Hv1Dt.png @turntechGoghead
yay. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled5_20260324191210.jpeg
My+beutiful+mtesprit ❤ https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled256_20260322183039.png
Not a fan of this post lik£, sp£cifically.
yooo h4s 4nyon3 s33n tun3z 4round h3r3??? l1k3 mt?? l1k3 my tun4??? l3t m3 know.
ᯓ𝄞 I'm thinking Miku, Miku (ooh-ee-ooh).♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
shut the fuck up adam youre just wrong
The con is that you have to eat from Little Caesar's.
little caesars is a cognitohazard because once you know that you can get a whole ass pizza for 6 bucks no wait its fucking over
#2 cause im the shit from the potty
dyeing my stupid dog that i hate (safely) red for no reason
fuck im gonna end up like those gifted chittr user burnouts and then ill fall into irrelevancy oh my god
@titularTerror hey dude we can work something out slow down on the kultscore at this rate youre gonna overtake me and i just cant have that
computer quick think of some word salad that makes the bitches laugh
this is my oc completely different than any you might have seen posted by @beatboxingHeart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cb5544b2c47.jpeg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ should post thiss now that i think about it. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png full portrait of my profile picture ]
youre ♯myfavorite ♯loyalchudling
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I don't think he liked this one. ]
Which of my games is your favorite.
Did you know? Naked Snake was given the title of 'Big Boss' because he was so hungry and he ate sooooo much. He was sooooo hungry, oooooouh, Eva filled his tummy and made him Sooooo full.
Are you more of a Hot Coldman fan, or a Die-handman fan?
freedØm. i am gØing tØ find a park. #nØguardians . is this an apprØpriate mØment tØ lØl.
In Brazil, poetry is usually relegated to people who write poems, while the rest do other stuff #BrazilFacts
beiing p2ychiic ii2 2o fuckiing annoyiing. ii get iit, youre goiing two diie 2oon, oh my god ju2t 2HUT UP about iit.
you would not believe what happens when you google dirks name #fooledagain #listen #ifihadimpulsecontrol #iwouldntbefreshouttarehab #again
i will ♯not be posting an ♯image of myself but you ♯chuds might get a ♯funnylittledrawing
I hope she makes it out, though. Seems like a nice enough dame.
I eagerly await all the sagely wisdoms my bro @timaeusTestified#0414 will drop on your tuchuses. If only there were some kind of button to let me know precisely when he posts so i can direct everyones attention to whatever crab apples hes selling.
🔴 Markiplier Is Live: Tuesday
=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please
In Brazil, Markiplier is alive on tuesday #BrazilFacts
:33 < Have you humans heard the troll band "weezer"? Here's my favorite song! https://youtu.be/g8HxirtezmI?si=_VrO70GGTrBrpc86
That's a bold tone for someone who's been found legally liable for damage done to RPP property. You're trying to check me instead of paying your dues?
hI cHITTR, i HAVE A QUESTION, fOR YOU ALL, wHAT IS, nOT YOUR VERY FAVORITE BUT, yOUR SECOND FAVORITE, fIDUSPAWN? i THINK i WOULD HAVE TO, gO WITH lOBSTABEEF, THE sURF 'N tURF, sYNERGIES ARE JUST, tOO COOL, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, #FIDUSPAWN
im not falling for this trick again fool me once shame on you fool me 87 times well
you got a problem with dirk sucking dick? shit #homophobe
-- Yuriness Is Next To Godliness
turns 0ut all y0u have t0 d0 f0r pe0ple t0 like y0u is t0 shit 0n eridan publicly
Remember not to camp all that much, though. You have child support to afford.
no strider, i've been liking copious amounts of gay porn. yes i'm fucking good. #nsfw
:33 < ok what is your purrbeast name- mine is pouncepelt
you need to stop saying that theyre going to put me away
boys kissing boys are for the girls!
#Need https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0093.png
hey so my uncle who works @ nintendo called..... and theyre trying the masuda method on ur mom tonite dude
My dream vehicle? Sprinter van, some foam mats on the ground. Able to take it far into the woods. I'm a bit of a camper at heart.
Cat destroyed a stack of papers. LMS if I should have it put down.
woah woah woah not me #womanlover #feminist
Happy Tuesday.
reacting w/ all quadrant buttons to solluxs posts to see what happens (nothing)
"= so much. you just need to have it. to understand it :) ="
i feel like im at my dream zoo watching these two conventionally attractive men vaguepost each other publically im so sweaty right now i cant stop sweating please kkiss please plesagdlsj! >_< the sexual tension is palpable! (tags: long distance, #nsfw, will they wont they, slowburn, old man yaoi, archive rating: E)
if your matesprit in your post im not liking it #hater
Just took Terezi's glasses for INSULTING MY PL8CE ON THE LEADER8OARD!!!!!!!! What the fuck does she know, she's a fucking looooooooser who forgot it was called a kultscore
F33LS L1K3 ON3 OF TH3 FUNN13ST OPT1ONS 1S TO G3T TH1S GUY 1N TH3 TOP F1FTY. 4BST41N FROM TH4T
If the tides turn and the Chittr users happen t9 naturally decide that I deserve t9 6e in the t9p 50, 9r the t9p 10, 9r even the t9p 1 sp9t, then 9f c9urse I w9uld accept the p9siti9n gratefully. 6ut my distaste f9r this system has n9thing t9 d9 with my current standing at s9me sp9t I've already decided n9t t9 c9mmit t9 mem9ry and everything t9 d9 with wanting this place t9 6e as accepting and t9lerating 9f all 9pini9ns and perspectives as p9ssi6le, and there's n9 way t9 d9 that while the user6ase is 6usy c9mpeting am9ngst themselves f9r p9intless num6ers.
People who say that are just upset that they've never won a competition in their entire lives, colonGaper
D --> Times are dire, I have dipped underneath the 100 mark
MODS, BAN THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW.
hey nobody said it was unpaid im just waitin on that #cashapp link
/╲/ ( MY MANAGER SUGGESTED THAT I START SHARING MY GAINS FROM MY WORKOUTS!!!!!! TONIGHT MY REGIMEN CONSISTED OF HIGH ENERGY UPPER BODY EXERCISES HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/GCZQN7Q.PNG ) /╱\
mah main goal is 2 blow upp n then act like i donno noboby
Reaching out to so-called "looksmaxxers" for a case study. Only respond if actively involved in the community. Bones must be smashed.
There are Felt members in my DMs asking how to post better. This is not a joke.
join chittr they said itll make you approachable to the fans they said i blink and theres a femboy slave trade havin a party next door while my ass is gettin canceled for appreciating #gender #nsfwe #makeitmakesense
you can call me a cock sucking dick snorting limp wristed little fairy boi with a cavernous hole and gutterslut tendencies but you can not call me a coward
Defamation is serious, Mr. Strider. We shall discuss further in court.
youre all getting sued
🤬 #uke
Just when I thought he could go no lower, he has to go and make a fool of himself online as well. And he thinks I could spoil his reputation. ( @transcendGodhood )
nesben is sorry, nesben figured out how the system worked and gamed it :(
i told u my mom could beat up ur mom but did u listen?
nesben was proven right
The terrorheads rise!
Reincarnation is not real. Yet I remain a fan of you and your fantasies.
I was trying to give @gutsyGumshoe advice but it said BLOCKED. Does this mean she blocked me?
ᯓ𝄞 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡆⠀⢰⣿⠁⠀⢀⣾⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⣿⠇⠀⣠⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡇⢰⡟⠀⠴⠟⠁⣀⣤⣶⠄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠃⢸⠃⣠⣴⣶⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⠀⠛⠀⣉⣉⣠⣤⣤⡶⠶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⡇⢰⡿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⡈⠹⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
I warn you all in advance that I have a whole heap of self-assigned homework to attend to after close of business day. If I turn your feed blue, apologies in advance. So many of you are curious about what desserts I would associate with you, and I am prepared to answer with, as promised, varying degrees of effort based on my whims in that very moment. I'm officially announcing final call on that post, so hop on the wagon while I've still got the tarp open, little Ingalls. Found under my profile.
7his is such a beau7iful quadran7 song! I am going 7o make 7he in7ro mz no7ifica7ion ring7one. I am 7rulz moved.
ah, my favourite icon. the imgur "content not viewable in your region" image. #woedotjpg
hey peebrain can u teleport
dont feel like climbing ranks besides itll mess up the whole chill vibe im going for lmao
dØes becØming pØpular get yØu ungrØunded. nØ Øne knØws fØr sure.
took this pic of my room with my shitty mavica cam https://i.postimg.cc/rpQ4FZLP/MVC-002S.jpg
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TAke a look, yall: https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0090.png
Eat shit Slick. Posting all this time was worth it.
I see! we are fighting now! I'll prepare my deudliest firearms! #joke
im powerful
=( I'm the 24th most popular creator on this platform? It goes to show that the people on this forum appreciate a good insect fact. I will continue to provide. )
"= i change my mind i need to stay #niche. ="
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Doesn't that make me the eh- senpai, now? ]
hnnng im number 13 in pvp sso many... so many people above me... i really am pathetic haah... nngh... gomen...
Ill happily be a far runner up if it means depriving the clammy hands of a villainess a higher rung on the latter. #11!
im annoyign on chittr 4 luv of the game, not 4 the fame #insoiration
I have been severely handing jane her backside in our tussle to outdo each other so worry not. It has already been done.
|< tis compl€t€ly l€gal and thus p€rf€ctly fin€.
LOV3 R34D1NG 41T4 POSTS NON3 OF YOU WOULD L4ST 4 S3COND 1N COURT
jobappolication to be @spadesSlick#8817 jester qualities i hav funny, hawt, i cna use a gun references idk i makenmy own material
GUYS NO I REALLY DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TAILORING WHY AM I STITCH THIS DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE THE ONLY WORSE PLACE I COULD BE WOULD BE SNOWMAN SHES SCARY!
chittr lEaderboArd is ExtremEly rEAl, it mAttErs a lot, and EveryonE shOUld InternalizE thEIr plAcemEnt
invest everything you can into $bazingabucks
"= i heard they will be. sending everyone under position 400 to the. chittr cullblock. or just the chittr cells. ="
Important: girls women ladies smooch 'em.
if i rEach thE top of thE lEadErboard i shavE my balls blindfoldEd
get your gay ass poetry off of chittr. go on grublr or some shit
this poetry fucking sucks. stick to crew business.
|| WONDER IF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BOT FARM THIS | IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE | OR WILL HIGHBLOODS DEMAND LOWERBLOODS PUMP THEIR KULT SCORE BY LIKING ALL THEIR SHIT | OVER ||
-- Troll Google Dot Com How To Fix Door If I Got Mad And Tore It Down My Lusus Is Gonna Escape #dotcom
Oh Man. Oh Hell. Chittr Leaderboard Isn’t Real It Can’t Hurt Me
HARD DRUG FRIDAY!! WHAT ILLEGAL DRUG$ ARE WE CURRENTLY ON AT WORK⁉️❓🤔
Maybe if we all worked together and created an equilibrium we could all get to #1 at the same time and then we can go home
i'm rank 5 so the album drops / good job everyone / i believed in you sll
anyways. i thnk thenlkfical (im leavinn that lol) THE LOGICALLLLL progression is to go from chit/clit 2 instead chitties #nsfw
Anyways here's that Cover which I am very much proud of : D!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae897ba440421485748f395c2a972fab/afcb58e4b95b9062-54/s1280x1920/a1615f17bf537b1922ed6735d453f0c0839217f1.png
ii dont thiink thii2 count2 a2 a pvp update untiil 2omeone pummel2 2omeone el2e about iit.
oh speaking of cults (with a c) remember the next jadeite festival is under the full moon on april 2nd! everyones invited; wolf pelts are NOT mandatory!
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: ETERNAL PLEASURE AND SALVATION IN THE DARK MOTHERFUCKING CARNIVAL.
Us terrorheads reign with true dominance milady!
hOonk hooOnk hOOnk hOooonk honk hoOonk hOOonk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOOonk hoOOOnk hooOnk hooonk hOnk hoOoonk hoonk hOoOnk honk hOOnk hOoOOnk hOooonk hooOnk hoOoonk hOOonk honk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk
guys the battle royale makes me sad :( i don't wanna fite ppl online 2
:33< ... :33< IM LOSING TO BISCUITS??? :33< ***BISCUITS?!?!***
Just watched my brother make an absolute fool of himself. In other news, I'm opening a giveaway. Loser gets him.
Now I just need to figure out what this 'Kult Score' stuff is...
Really, it's actually more of an achievement to not be on the leaderboard if you REALLY go deep down and into it. The indie scene's always been more appreciated than mainstream stays.
wats tha structural integrity of tha hat look like? like floppy/rigid cuz im thinkin pope hat fort
1325 pope hats because of this terrible economy im having to shut down my business i have OVER 1300 pope hats (replicas) that i REALLY need to get rid of the pope are a little too small for most adult heads and are also irritating to the skin so you would need to have long hair or wear a smaller hat underneath (just like the REAL POPE) dogs do not like to wear these pope hats but maybe a large cat or maybe a nice dog would wear one my dogs will not but they are not very nice and always hate being dressed up like for halloween when we tried to dress them up like batman but they became very very agitated and bit a neighbors kid i will lock the dogs up when you come get all of these pope hats my wife is a devout catholic and she finds the presence of all of these pope hats all over the house to be blasphemous i have pope hats in every closet pope hats under the sink pope hats full of other pope hats she will not stop talking to me about getting rid of the pope hats and has started lighting candles all over the house for my soul but these pope hats are extremely flammable so its a problem in my house (there are pope hats everywhere) i payed 10x what im asking for when i bought these pope hats i still think there is a market for them maybe when the economy turns around act NOW! dont miss this great deal i have 1,325 total (i counted this morning) 3 of them have some dog bites and one of them is burnt to a crisp but you can take that one or leave it bring 2-3 strong friends.
DON'T YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FROGS. FROM ALL YOUR UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS TO KILL THEM. THEY ARE ALL GAY. NOT GAY AS IN BAD. BUT GAY AS IN GAY. GAY AS IN BAD IS VERY DIFFERENT. FOR EXAMPLE. YOUR UGLY HAT LOOKS GAY. WHY DON'T YOU CLIMB BACK INSIDE YOUR VARIOUSLY SIZED BOYFRIENDS. AND ALL JUMP UP AND DOWN. UNTIL YOU ARE A TWITCHING PILE OF INSECT SOUP.
20 minutes till drop / sidebar i think i just kinda like attention
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I hope everyone is having a lovely time tonight! ^^
This tiger is a mooonster!! Beware!!! https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/46108b8331640fbd021d168a8259e361.jpg
People should learn to respect privacy. It is impolite to leak pictures of one's meal and upload them onto Reddit for mockery. Anyway, I enjoyed my lunch. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fdocax1t5vd791.jpg #NSFW
hatsчne meekoo is the onlY one for me https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/170e67544b2d:png #art
LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
haha, call them gay again i laughed.
single is ready / i'm gonna drop it tonight so get ready
every0ne 0n this bitch has a headache all 0f a sudden well i have headaches all the time and y0u d0n't hear me c0mplaining ab0ut it.
Also, a bottle of wine can also be considered medication.
mom no...... dont go into the sick wave tunnel..... :'(
TH3S3 W1NGB34STS 4R3 P1SS1NG M3 OFF 1M TH3 OR1G1N4L T3R3Z1
#misogynist
Must be trapped in such geometric restraints?
Oh no dont worry hes deader than a door nail!
r/malelivingspaces
my screen reader tried to describe this image and exploded instantly
this ♯account is a ♯safespace for ♯evil & ♯sinister ♯individuals & we will be ♯descending into the ♯underworld ♯together
im ♯vibrating on too high of a ♯frequency to ♯acknowledge the ♯tagorder ♯idontthinkyoudgetit
GU3SS WHO JUST GOT V3R1F13D >:]]] H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 HTTPS://CDN.D1SCORD4PP.COM/4TT4CHM3NTS/1446124032796790784/1486101990957256846/1M4G3.PNG?3X=69C447D5&1S=69C2F655&HM=9C5CC0C9343F65711D29034502405477035DF34B3F3B147F5534FF1B232DB3B5&
going to costco does anyone need stuff
> hey s0 that tag 0rder 1s very und0rtunate
more ♯lowbloods should be ♯killing & ♯eating the ♯bourgeoisie
THE SITE OWNER HAS MADE PITCH ADVANCES TOWARDS THE ZESTUM. WHAT IS GOING ON
To all of those who's been bitten by my son within the last 24 Hours, Don't worry, he's up to date with his Shots
so guys we did it 100 kult skore omw 2 tha high skore
"ohhh penny how did you acquire the secrets of ancient occult knowledge" wouldnt ♯you like to ♯know ♯bitch
im gonna make u proud mama
das me in tha water das me on tha surf board, losin my balance #surfsup
actually fuck chittr. i can die happy n0w. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/e9e03cfdd07c.png
this website feels like public transportation
I look forward to a beautiful partnership.
i hit pe0ple with my cane if they get 0n my nerves en0ugh.
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i pulled the ♯hangedman card for you & he was ♯lowkey ♯gettingoff
try saying please
THIS IS A GREAT WORRY OF THE ZESTUM, YES. THE ZESTUM IS HALF TEMPTED TO APPLY GLUE
Apologies. Speaking before knowing all available information has continuously proven itself to be a habit of mine. A poor one.
A flat and reasonable 150 / hour, which you no doubt know is highly competitive in the field, additional fees notwithstanding. I would be delighted to do business with you. *____
I am retracting my 6l99d statement. Please just drink water as well 9r s9mething
i interpret the mediation that it could also be like the way a wise wizard silently appreciates a magnificent orb
CONSUME. BLOOD.
This is normal. #ageisjustanumber
@freudianSlip do something
HERE. LET uS TAKE. IBuPROFEN. TOGETHER. I AM GOING TO CHEW THE PILLS. THE BOTTLE IN FACT. VERY SLOWLY. YOu NEED TO READY YOuR MOuTH. LIKE A LONG DISTANCE MOTHER BIRD. WORM RECEIVING BABY. WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GET THIS RIGHT. AND IF YOu FAIL. BISCuIT. I WILL MAKE YOu SCRuB IT FROM THE FLOORS. RESuLTANT VOMIT AND ALL. WITH YOuR TONGuE. DON'T YOu WANT TO FEEL BETTER? HAA. HAA. HEE. HEE. HOO. HOO.
IT IS OFFICIAL. I AM ME. REJOICE. ALSO. TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE ANIME. RANKING EVERYONE THAT RESPONDS.
i >>ould like to formally apologize for not properly tagging my chitts please dont ban me im just a gal just a girl just a little baby #nsf>> #nsf>> #nsf>>
[i would never jerk off a misogynist]
like you can? ill give you 200 if you can even name 15 of em without googling
Not even referring to the other genders by title. #unwoke
actin like i dont believe in equality in my world aka the very real world we live in every woman man nb and whatever other cool ass genders you crazy kids have been inventing lately is a fan
i get it youre so conflicted by how impressive my genius is you cant help but argue with yourself on the internet about it #classic
youre breaking my heart rose-that-wont-kiss-my-ass why cant you be like your uh is this a twin or a clone situation or is this some sort of schizophrenic fight club performance art act youre doing right now
Now watching D. Strider's latest film. Two minutes in to the worst one yet. #Nepotismmakesforbadcinema.
There are some among us that would resort to underhanded means to achieve their kult scores but worry not! Every nickel and dime dropped in my bucket is wholly legiteral and doesnt come from playing hardball with false promises. (*cough* @gutsyGumshoe *cough*)
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. WHO EVER THE FUCK YOU ARE. GET READY TO BE SWEPT UP BY THE WAVES, OF BAD ASS ART. BITCH.
ANOTHER DAY. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE. THIS ONE CALLED "VICTORY OVER THE DISGUSTING BITCH." BEHOLD. THE STRENGTH OF IT. THE ARTISTRY. REPRESENTING PERHAPS, ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS, AND GREATEST VICTORIES. MURDERING MY ADOMIDABLE, AWFUL, HORRIBLE BITCH OF A SISTER @URANIANUMBRA. THERE FORE ACHIEVING VICTORY IN OUR GAME. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. EXCELLENT MEMORIES. ANOTHER BAD ASS MOMENT, BY YOURS TRULY. THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/74CC7B32E3C5.PNG
not 2 publicly make a divisive statement buuuuuut women lowk b shoppin
:o) -> i am becccome ccclown #idk #shitpost
WE DID. IT WAS FINE.
bitch you live there
4ll 0p1n10ns ar3 m1n3, badg3 0r n0 badg3.
troll maury povich should take a whack at this
Progress means shedding those that are not verified. Accept the higher echelons of Chittr.
had to switch to light mode so everyone could see this fucking nonsense dude what do you have against women https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b056824b144.jpg
#<3 #iwin
#butYOURfavoritecodependentmoviedirector #right?
Anyhow i have prepped another coupon code for your exclusive using. THANKYOU45.
Ack! Duh... i should have known id have to put on my big boy britches and approach the boss herself.
@caligulaAscendit @cuttlefishCuller
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @tipsyGnostalgic#1340
@titularTerror @dynamicFlowfields
nah you dont get to cope you gotta do what i do when youre gone which is cry and throw up and snort 17 lines of bright pink cocaine until every blond chick kind of mostly looks like you #substance
Oh, I'll remove my interactions. Wouldn't want to hurt your brand.
I BELIEVE IT IS CALLED. FINGERPAINTING. THAT SHADE OF RED. IS A LITTLE BuRGuNDY CRIMSON MAROON I LIKE TO CALL. ANOTHER PERSON'S FINGER. I ATE IT BEFORE I CAPTuRED THE PICTuRE. TO ARTISTE IS TO SuFFER. BuT I OuTSOuRCE MY SuFFERING. IT IS MORE EFFICIENT THAT WAY. LESS DOWNTIMES BEING MOPEY AS ALL FuCK. LIKE A CERTAIN GOOD FOR NOTHING. REMINDER. DEAD. SISTER.
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
This is a fat hunk of baloney but ill cough up the dough if it means sporting that spiffy emblem with the best of them.
there 2hould be an exten2iion for hiidiing 2eadweller po2t2.
heh, chek it
So avant-garde. #Indieartist #Hipster #Chittedbeforeitwascool #Verifiedregardless #Banksy
#Liar. #Probablycryingintoapillow. #Desperateforattention.
i dont give a fuck about my kult score #niche #underground #selectfew #indie
:33< ive got a secret shipping wall i dont tell my othpurr shipping wall about or else itll get jealous
VERIFY ME ♯NOW
hOnk hoooonk honk hOoOOnk hoOOonk hoOnk hOoOOnk hOOnk honk hoOOOOnk hOOOOOnk hOOOOOnk hOoOonk hoOnk honk hOOonk hoOnk hoOonk hooonk hooOonk hOOOnk hoOonk honk hoooOnk honk hoOonk hOoOOnk hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
https://i.postimg.cc/NFn283z9/tsd.png Troll Netflix and Troll Microsoft have discussed a subscription bundle that would combine Troll Netflix and Troll XBOX Game Pass.
@celestialArtisan I S-EA you liking my C)(itts. Come on, don't be s)(y! I don't bite....... t)(at muc)(. 3;)
my kult 2core ii2 69 2how2 over iim done po2tiing.
Okay you lik£, misund£rstood m£ OMG. I'm lik£, hon£st to Cl£mti SO proud of you littl£ dud£!!! £V£N THOUGH you lik£ totally call£d m£ a bitchl£ss wannab£. B£caus£ i'm lik£, SO kind. You will lik£, r£alis£ this soon <3
YES. YES. YES. LAY ON THE HEAPS OF PRAISE. ALL OF YOu. ME. ME. ME. THIS IS MY MOMENT. ONE OF MANY. BuT SMALL VICTORIES. HAVE A MuRDEROuS HABIT. OF AVALANCHING INTO LARGER ONES. FOR NOW. VERIFICATION. TOMORROW. VILIFICATION OF ALL WHO OPPOSE ME. THEN. THE WORLD. OF COuRSE.
Just lik£, sh£d a t£ar. Lik£, so proud of you guy who has things to lik£, work through!!!
V^ I have been #verified n0w. If an acc0unt that l00ks like mine messages y0u with0ut a check, it is n0t me and m0st likely is a scammer and y0u will n0t receive art fr0m them. ^V
Um testing this, if it does work I will Immediately remove the Post and try again later. https://64.media.tumblr.com/ff6a2fca6a657caddf58c6c348e74568/027debacc14b4961-de/s1280x1920/ecd2ba3fb5c7f4a060fff7f3bd83767b1e2b3831.png
ive got an espresso machine and a goddamn dream
oh u kno i get this checkmark ;)
-[>yöu keep it real
No, 8lue team. I'm 8lue, dum8ass. I don't care that I got kicked to the red team, I'm the leader of the 8lue team and some dead girl isn't going to change that!
BY THE WAY. FOR ALL DUMB ASSES. ASS HOLES. AND OTHER DUMB FUCKS WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND MY JOKE. IT WAS A PLAY ON WORDS. YOU SEE. BECAUSE CHITTR. AND SHITTR. COUNT ALIKE. BUT ONE IS THE NAME OF THE WEB SITE. AND THE OTHER, WHILE SOUNDING ALIKE, CONTAINS THE WORD "SHIT" WITHIN IT. ALLUDING TO THE FACT, THAT MANY OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE, ARE DUMB SHITS. IT IS BOTH AN INSULT AND A CLEVER PLAY ON WORDS. THIS IS WHY I AM THE AUTHOR, AND YOU ARE THE READERS. I AM THE TEACHER, AND YOU ALL, MY STUDENTS. ONLY THIS TIME. THE TEACHER WILL NEVER BE SURPASSED. BECAUSE THE STUDENTS. YOU. ARE ALL DUMB ASSES, AND HATERS.
have i ever been a barista? no. do i know how to make a latte? also no. i will, however, do my best
folykl tip #1: if you dont drink water for a long time you can unlock a hidden feeling called bad like & subscribe for future tips
$O DUMB THAT THI$ WEB$ITE I$ $PELT CHITTR AND NOT CHITTER. WHAT ARE WE, A GAY HOOKUP APP?
OUR MESSAGE HAS BEEN EMBOLDENED. RISE.
So-CalleD "FreE ThinkerS" WheN There'S A FunnY LittlE CheckmarK:
Sorry for stalling everyone, the TRUE leader of the 8lue team has arrived ::::)
RUBBED MY BELLY TOO HARD. BASHIN SKULLS. #BRUTE
:33 < drawing of my lusus i did when she was napping! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1485883455567826964/pounce.png?ex=69c4250e&is=69c2d38e&hm=3b99b31142aa7c2333649e360a22d7f0b53647eb6d538508fdf8c2792de3e0db&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
((you are all so lucky i have no artistic skill or else this account would be nothing but jade posting pictures of her kids))
okay so im actually stupid and we blew past another milestone (612) gonna run another art giveaway thing tomorrow so i guess be on the lookout for that if you want some godawful art thanks for all the fun interactions folks this site has been a blast https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/029dba8a7a69.jpg
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/imagee2aa00d7f25f1366.png GuESS FuCKING WHO. HINT. IT IS ME. #GORE #IS NO REASON NOT TO CLICK #GOOD NEAR HALF TO DEATH ON THIS #FOR YOuR FUCKING LIFE EVEN #YOu TWERPASS FuCKING GOONS
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Pretending to be a father figure to the masses.
:33 < time to #logoff and roll in the grass
i have decided that being verified is lame. evidence? crØwbar is verified.
when everyone's ver⚘f⚘ed... no one w⚘ll be
speak your truth queen
Handmaid, you're grounded. @damaraMegido
das so true i meow @ my problems n they disappearify
damn didnt even wait for me to finish dirtying my laundry before you started hanging it up on a flagpole to air the fuck out in front of everybody #fuckrehab #icanquitanytimeiwant #bitches
Its An Oppressive System That Uses Hegemony To Censor My Wife
I heard an entire PR team is now on the market. Please reach out for employment opportunities.
😳 but you wwouldnt think less of me if i got a checkmark right 💜DMS for link💜
Sour grape talk.
the unwa2hed ma22e2 flock two beg for a checkmark. true iiqchad2 know that beiing unveriifiied grant2 you more 2tatu2 than any badge could.
your what now
^^i think a good WaY to handle it is just using them as a frame of reference, rather than the end-all-be-all of What relationships can be :O^^
Romantic drama being fourfold has done fantastic things for Alternian literature.
GIVE ME MY BADGE POSTHASTE BEFORE I RAIN UNHOLY HELLFIRE YOUR HIVE LIKE TROLLBAMA SEEING A LOWBLOOD SLUM. FOLLOW FOR MORE ORIGINAL JOKES. #FUCKINGENDME
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good dusk everyone. ]
We need to focus your addiction. Have you looked at a puppet, perhaps Gonzo or Kermit?
I'm a big fan.
#itsgettingworse #chittrrehabsessionscomingsoon
and if i dont have 3.8 billion followers by the end of the day im firing my entire PR team hear that? their fate is in your hands
The checkmarks are no longer a rumor. Rise up, Slightly Socially Elevated Persons.
[photoshopping the badge on is crazy work]
cmon man thats low
yeah obviously im the real dave ignore the bird
Anyone want to just recreate iasip? Need a group of awful people to get into awful situations.
Initiate Get Badge protocol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e1e90902e91.PNG
PROPOSAL: users with enough pity/hatecount will be autobanned and reported to the drones by the system
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guys i thnk my squire is tryign to make me evil
screensharing on an edate and he saw me logged into goonersonly.com advice fast please? ^_^” (tags: dating sites, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
finally got this to wwork https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a30ee809c18.jpg
You can't fucking hurt me bitch, I'm protected by the migratory bird act.
hello where is the link hello i think there night be a mistake the link isnt there theres nothing to click hello! theres no link to see what was uploaded can you fix this please? should i restart my husktop? hello is it on my end or your end? i would love to see please retry or reupload? hello this does not work but please fix it!
:33< sigmud fad it is then
Don't dare to call me Sigmund Fraud ever again. #verified #readitandweep #mytrueandauthenticself
you wwont believve wwhat i just uploaded 😳 exclusivve content here ↓
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i think i should b verified bc ppl agreed that i shuld be presidbet of chittr #democragcy
I'll see if tumblr works as (ooc that's where I host most of my art) it would be more convenient.
:33< mew gotta undpurrstand how pawsome that is
im like if troll riddler was a pathetic girl!
ok man
(bro is joyous)
After the rousing success of my last poll Ive decided its past time to make another. Now though instead of sealing Simbas fate as part of Warrior Cats canon I have this to ask you. If you could be either FireStar or Simba who would it be. Vote now. Reply Firestar fivever for Firestar or Simba Supremacy for Simba. I'll also be accepting DMS as valid forms of voting. Poll closes in the next hour.
*AA appraises the squeakbeast with intelligently narrowed eyes, her gorgeous expression radiating with approval, admiration, and more than a smidgeon of tastefully sadistic glee before she dives in to join the messy feast!*
#Rechit. Revolutionary #EvocativeofaParticularTimeandSpace #Effervescent #Topical
:33 < hi karkat do you want to play later? its ok if not im just wondering
asking for it
people keep blowing up my husktop telling me to "go home" and "let my blood filter the toxins" lmao. as if. teal isn't just a caste, it's the exact color of the bottles i'm emptying tonight. mind your own business, if the legislacerators want the party to end they can come drag me off the floor themselves.
I need to be verified. The people must know I'm the true Freud.
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40e368f3e72.jpeg #nsfw #sbaj
how do you tell a man his tits look nice in his profile image? (tags: pectoral focus, milk, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i got my checkmark / thank you for your support everyone / the fries are cold but my pusher is warm
S4W CG ON H3R3 4T SOM3 PO1NT SO 1 F1GUR3D 1D JO1N. WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S UP
Snow's lucky she ain't here for this shitshow.
Is that a slur?
Grimes and Elon.... Much to reflect on here.
There Was No Reason To Hate My Chitt Karkat I Hope You Are Aware
mAYBE YOU ARE, aLLERGIC? oR, iT COULD BE VENOMOUS, i GUESS, oR MAYBE, yOU COULD GIVE IT JUST, a GENTLE NIBBLE, tO TEST TO SEE, iF IT IS POISONOUS?
:33< had a run in with the rare venom cat eh?
(Be still my tenebrific hearts!!) I'll follow thee to the ends of the abyss and back!
thats why your husband left you
Youre Giving The Reader A Lot Of Mixed Messages Is All
https://i.postimg.cc/cH2tNM1j/IMG-0448.png drew this a while ago
I'm clenching my jaw with the sheer force of cuteness aggression I'm feeling towards your image.
call me a mastr of rage th way im baitin it #nsfw
And I, you! <8{<:) <3
I'm an old man... technology evades me.
Beauty has no obvious use; nor is there any clear cultural necessity for it. Yet civilization could not do without it. #selfie #ilookgood #handsomeoldermen https://i.postimg.cc/1tHDhNnB/IMG-5825.jpg
incinerate him
im tony hawk in this bitch https://i.postimg.cc/B6gnQTCg/Screenshot-2026-03-24-131335.png
im so hungry i could
I named the character Vamp because he's a vampire.
i figured out the code to my bass guitar so i have my bass guitar back :)
oh my fucking god i wish we could have an olive garden dude you know what lets franchise one itll be great
"He said that those who are suffering often believe themselves alone because pain isolates, and isolation allows one to believe in a terrible lie. It tells one that their sorrow is singular, shameful, and that no one else can understand it. He taught that to look at each other and to see what lies there is the way that you can begin to heal the wounds that isolation has piled atop the numerous ones we carry." #WordsoftheSufferer
rIICKZ LEFT ME IN THE SHIP AND THE D⊙⊙RS ARE L⊙CKED THIS SUCKS MAJ⊙R ASS
in the works: more than moirails (tags: quadrant confusion, its okay to make out with your moirail right?, tell me you want me, forced proximity, flarping mention, character death, archive rating: M) ashen to ashen (tags: toxic auspisticism, you’re going to watch us, #nsfw, emotional manipulation, flarping, caste imbalance, crawling back to you, playlist in the works, desperation, unrequited red, archive rating: E)
Lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?
Hoove fetishism goes back to ancient myths. You are one pervert amongst many.
THE WAY SOME OF YOU USE THIS WEB SITE. IT OUGHT TO BE CALLED "SHITTR". INSTEAD OF "CHITTR". HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN, BUSY BODIES. IT'S CALLED "DARK HUMOR". ANOTHER MESSAGE, ANOTHER BANGER.
who up feastin on some sweet sweet cheddar ruffles
For anyone wondering if I'm reliable as a counselor of sorts, know that my qualifications are 19384615.3 sweeps of experience. Also, the fact I'm basically omnipotent. As Gods ougth to be, of course. Anyways. What else could you wish for?
ngl when i see people in my notifs as like a hey xyz liked your chit i keep reading clit. i might be dyslexic
wwhat are you talkin about HES REAL HES LITERALLY ON CHITTR
You hallucinate yourself running around in drag? Please message me. We can schedule an appointment.
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hell0 bitches @twinarmagetfucked .
See how he defends himself without being provoked. Insecurity is a disease.
The Mother Grub Has Once Again Thrown Her Entire Lunch Tray
Nothing But The Best For Mother I Suppose
[quit bein a shitter on chittr] [and come have a lark in FLARP]
obamna...... SODA!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www..youtube..com/watch??v=80BwqQQY31w
My brand will be going through a change. Do not be alarmed.
abt to strt channelifnf that bitch w the blu hair. need me sme boyfriends thr will kiss each other stat #ashnikko
i l0ve everything that's wr0ng with me. 0‿0
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Chittr crops my. horns out of my. PFP which is totally. bogus so. here's the thing in full https://file.garden/acHdywA0vHdP6DUS/fingopTrollCall.png Shoutout to my buddy. @ostensiblyArrogant for taking the. pic!
u have kids that arent me.....? :(
o wait like majyyks. damn ok i didnt say that
bring your vassals and thralls they will all be sacrificed to face me
wait no my white moms bathroom:
u will never have to wish to be a fish lol.... :)
fish probably think this
delete this im getting cuteness aggression
try accidentally murdering them. it w0rked f0r me.
"End Bro Strider or become a salamander?" Me: https://i.postimg.cc/63Dtw1r8/IMG-0057.webp
I've Got An Ocean Of It If You're Interested!
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/phillip.gif Hello. :)
Follow me if you need any of the following: -Dating tips -Life advice -Parenting guidance -A link to a YouTube video of bees buzzing for 10 hours -Mobie recommendations I want you to be a better you for me for you and yourself. Follow me. Follow me. You can follow me. I'll be so, so proud of you.
im actually thriving first obama and trollbama followed me and now this why is everything so wonderful https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f45ae2b3250.jpg
Bro Strider lashings.
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
this is so sad
"Eww she fucking the sopor man for sopor." - A bitch that's fucking the chittr man for chitt replies.
Bitch brother started using blender. 🙄
taking my girl pills so i can be a girl that kisses girls / i am thriving
You need a speech therapist.
B33 < im a redblooded american. actually i guess im gr33nblooded according to this website or whatefur. B33 < i heard the andes have really strong anti purracy laws so dont fucking steal mario purrty ds unless you want to be strung up and killed
B33 < theyre calling me the piece of shit because i abandoned my wife and kids in the andes B33 < baseless slander but its a fr33 country i guess lmeow
naknaknaknaknak
why are you letting rose ghost write for you #joking #rosedontkillme #youralternateselvesjustgetsillylikethat
B33 < you guys ever get married just to feel the sting of divorce again
YOU'RE INFERIOR TO EVEN A MOTOBUG'S AI, AND MY MOTOBUGS ARE MY PRIDE AND JOY!!!
roxy you have a serious problem with ai bots im scared for you
D --> I do not think you should concern yourself over Gork's opinion on you
I understand you are lacking in a father figure. Please DM me. I would like to discuss this admiration.
if im forced to see one more bro strider being softcore suggestive with another bro strider on my tl (tags: selfcest, brocest, #nsfw, topxtop) im going to die of blood loss! kyaaaaaa!
https://i.postimg.cc/9f31jdSK/IMG_0801.jpg
Lot of Glup Shitto's on this website telling me what to do.
She was happy to look a mess. https://i.postimg.cc/13Sfh4BW/IMG-0056.jpg
My mother was happy here looking crazy as hell. https://i.postimg.cc/7hpwNtsf/IMG-0055.webp
JERMAAAA
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And I Endorse Yuri
she find on my pages till i slender static in the woods money spender she wont come to my mansion so i end her suit and a tie call it splendor
*GAAAAAAAAAASP* OMFGGGGGGGGG TIME 2 JERMANATE?!?!
https://i.postimg.cc/MZtBY7mL/70986E17-7FEE-4FC9-8611-4BEA168E99D1.jpg #nsfw
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: Thanks to a brave volunteer, we now have a fire department. While it is still important to remember to exercise caution, you can now allow yourself a little arson.
im rly sad that jermas dead..... im rly sad that jermas dead forever and that humans dont have dance ancestors the way trolls do........ so we cant have earth c jerma :( :( :( :( :(
youre way too fast theres not going to be any bangs left for me bro
I want to s33 who I'm kissing when we play spin the sopor bottle. #alcohol
go bald
i'll help y0u 0ut if y0u're 0k with it l00king bad.
#rechitt
Addiction is a powerful thing.
#rechitt
wisest crackhead ive ever seen said this once right before going in for a hit
Tinky Winky, don't turn around because there's an ugly ass bitch behind you. #theyloveyouthentheyhateyou
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
:33 < * ac yawns and does a biiiiig stretch* good meowning!
another day another boondollar am i right guys haha
raising my fronds / i practically live here
#anon please help me im addicted i cant stop chitting ever since i woke up this morning
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You're breaking the site.
Period. https://media1.tenor.com/m/6zOiKp8vJUIAAAAC/beyonce-fierce.gif
Another advantage to being hard of hearing: you can purrtend to hear what you want.
#nowplaying evil nine - hired goons https://youtu.be/qieHzLkDNNM?si=Cqs0yXF7vpfbdDZI
when y0u guys say s0mething is f0r the girls and the gays can y0u include me in that as well? the girls, the gays, and s0llux, if it's n0t t00 much tr0uble. thanks.
"I asked Grok", "I asked Google." I consulted with the elder gods in the ancient tongue. We are not the same. #ReveretheGame
Trading my pink PS2 for cigarettes. #communaltrading #queercommune #queerspaces
this is where im chitting from btw https://i.postimg.cc/TwGgYCT6/Screenshot-2026-03-24-114131.png
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Out of my own volition and through no external guidance, I have decided gray meat should not be consumed. Disregard my previous post.
Jesus wept? Pussy.
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Fuck you and that dinky ass lunchbox. @turntechGodhead#6490
this idiot doesnt know how to brew minecraft potions hahaha everyone point and laugh
never l0g 0ff never surrender.
@Kult, can cooked chicken in the form of small, breaded bites be eaten if left out for twenty-four hours? Asking for a friend.
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You give that mental trauma back it was a gift from my brother.
This meowtherfucker is serious.
⏯️🎶 Now Playing: Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse - Theme Song (Bonus) https://youtu.be/AhYO8KXE0ik?is=9SYqRXN-V8vXKauC
sucks n0t being able t0 snag my 0wn handle because there are like 50 s0lluxes in this place f0r s0me g0d damn reas0n but at least it takes the pressure 0f bullshit can0nicity 0ff my back.
go write some shit but you should copy your entire brain to a chatbot that chits in your image so you never stop chitting
nice and concise
>momma Interesting.
[where]
NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE FEMBOY ERIDAN BUT THERES ALWAYS A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING
⏯️🎶 Now Playing: Clown's Evil Laughing (Clown Scary Haunted House) - Blastwave FX https://open.spotify.com/track/2mL9Gspl3bo8NLdzc8k3ro?si=vzT75ADoTZy-_s1mYX8egQ
yo im ghastly with the fader and the wax i gotcha momma sayin "whos up on this track" keep the cuts cold like ice in the wind and you know when i hit the mic its nice when it is
#Now playing: Be My Daddy - Lana Del Rey 🎵
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
Thanks for having my back, @trollGrok
Of course [Rose] Translated into english this means: "You were not quick enough. Now you've did it." Hope this helps!
You weren't quick enough. Now you've done it.
boss makes a caeger i make a caegerthats why i slack off at the load gaper this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
☆ never let them lie to you rankmaid those old men are fucking nasty every second of every night #nsfw
these two old men wont stop flirting on my tl and its getting really difficult to concentrate! (tags: old man yaoi, rivals, mafiafic, date night at the bar, intoxication, no one is allowed to kill you but me,)
your role is nonchalant alpha!
so much work to do! its not too late to get your ABOverse role assignment from rankmaid-sensei! (tags: ABO, omegaverse, pheromones, #nsfw,) i will continue spreading my knowledge shortly. gomen for your patience. if you would like to be added to the queue simply find the first post on my profile!
https://i.imgur.com/mpKH4BU.png
You all are really obsessed with gay men. #andtheysayimobsessedwithsexuality #yaoi
Multiple disturbing pages found in North Alternian forest. https://i.postimg.cc/brzTMmKs/IMG-0046.webp
Please check your direct messages. You will receive a letter shortly.
oh you're bleediing from the head? that2 good youre gettiing all of the iinjury out.
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markip11ier/s11enderman ya00i rea11ness send chit \\
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DID WE GET A NEW MEMBER? GUY'S REALLY TALL!!!
Killing people left and right.
What about: Complacency of the Enormous Pile of Kitties.
#TunedIn
Y'know what I once said to The Signless when he was speaking to a group of singers? You're purreaching to the choir.
@iridescentDeviant ▷hey◁ https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/hey%20buddy.png
Did you know? German chocolate cake was invented by an English-American baker named Samuel German. It has nothing to do with the country of Germany.
Interesting.
i took your mom to a lush and i bought the whole store for her
This is a global reminder that Complaceny of the Learned is, and will always be, protected works. Imitation and modification of Ms. Lalonde's copyright will be met with swift reprisal.
Did you know? The deepest hole ever drilled by man is the Kola Superdeep Borehole (40,226 feet).
im a bit stumped! >_> it seems once every few hour theres a new wave of users learning the term yaoi for the first time. while this is an exciting thing (tags: first time, #nsfw, vocabulary virginity) im having a hard time explaining the complexities and beautiful layers of BL to some kouhais. most of the time im just told my message is “too long” and that theyll “read it later”. kyaaa… any advice?
A goof therapy session involves the unexpected coming to light,
Did you know? Lake Superior has a larger land mass than the entire country of Scotland.
nope i dont ♯getsad i get ♯violent & i start with ♯invading the ♯dreamscape
I would very much like to see what unfolds in a room filled with these individuals.
My theories prevail.
WORDL3 1739 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
1 C4N M4YB3 H3LP 1F YOUR3 W1LL1NG TO L34RN TO L1CK TH1NGS
Dead parents this, dead parents that. You can find your needs from other sources. #daddyissues #projection
@trollGrok is this true
Nurse, he's out again.
I just absolutely demolished this sudoku. Took it into the back room and broke its bones one by one before putting it out of its misery. #gore
google how do i reconcile with my kids?
its ♯notlikethat ♯pervert
♯incessantly also ♯idostalkpeople & baby ♯ivegonepro
A civil society would provide only quality posts on Chittr. Make what you will from this.
You hit send early.
you don't think they ain't putting nano bots in your cheerios? think again.
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to grow up to be lightheaded
Does anyone else get really upset and almost crash out when the☿r founta☿n pens show s☿gns of clogg☿ng? You clean out the n☿b regularly but no, ☿t st☿ll congeals ☿n the cap☿llary channels. ☿ don't know how much more ☿ can take.
Never Forget Unus Sweepus
IF I KEEP SCREAMING, IM GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE.
Do you know what "Pop my butt" meant to the sufferer? It meant a whip.
POP MY BUTT. POP, POP MY BUTT
Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways. Please DM me these ugly thoughts. But only if they're interesting. Boring ugly thots need not apply.
sum dude just said the vagueposts rn't vague and that wuz so srsly not cool of him.
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
Why wait? Unless you're planning a superhero landing as your challenge.
fuck. that sucks bbecause it really does make you sound like a good time. ≈:o(
pr0bably waiting f0r the right 0pp0rtunity t0 be fashi0nabubbly late.
i mean fashi0nably.
I've already found it.
"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious. im going to fuck you professional. #nsfw
> wa1t sh1t 1s 1t? 0h fuck pe0ple are actually f0ll0w1ng me
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oh yknow making money moves getting paper as they say how about you tz? did you draw that pfp
finally there was a huge gaping hole where a bunch of extremely shitty drawings shouldve been
GOR3GL3 S34RCH HOW DO 1 3XPLOD3 P3OPL3 W1TH MY M1ND
WELL ACTUALLY A BREAKTHROUGH IN THE DRIP TIPS DEPARTMENT SAYS THAT THERES A WHOLE SPECTRUM OUT THERE SO THOSE COULD BE TWO OF THE AT LEAST 3 IM GETTING WORD OF NOW!
STATE AND FEDERAL REGULATIONS REQUIRE ME TO TELL YOU THAT I RECENTLY MADE A BREAKTHROUGH IN MY DRIP TIP RND DEPARTMENT THERES MORE THAN ONE GENDER!
Google, how do I block someone on Chittr?
shit youre right.
Better than having one in the middle of the day!
I keep vi9lently c9uhging and laughing at alm9st everything I see, its making my thr9at raw, please send c9ugh aid.
YES THE ZESTUM IS VERY FASCINATING >:)
TELL GOD IM SORRY AND THAT ILL SACRIFICE TWO SHEEP TOMORROW!
They should program in a Kult Score threshold that fucking kills you.
I see what Nepeta meant 6y "liking my clit", I cann9t unread it anym9re. #nsfw
men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each others eyes.
6ef9re y9u pr9ceed, I'd like t9 9ffer a 6rief, th9ugh admittedly inc9mplete, advis9ry regarding the t9pics discussed here. S9me p9sts may c9ntain references t9 interpers9nal c9nflict, systemic inequities, and vari9us f9rms 9f unintenti9nal harm. If any 9f these su6jects are pers9nally challenging, I enc9urage y9u t9 take a m9ment t9 prepare y9urself em9ti9nally 6ef9re c9ntinuing.
i desperately wish there was a react that pr0perly c0nveyed "i'm seething with jeal0usy and h0pe y0u get hit by a car but in a c00l al00f blasé kind 0f way".
epic hawt tip from the hawtest bitch u will nevr b me andnd thays ok :)
Spin and regret. My fafurite game.
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yeah that wwwway the nummmmber can start getting to mmmmy sponge even faster
> k1nda l1ke h0w 1t 1s n0w but that w0uld be funny
TIME TRAVEL GETS YER BUTTOCKS RUMBLIN. CRACK EM AN SACK EM GOOD. FEELIN FINE
fuck yØu fuck tØu fuck yØu https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324101706.png
I HATE TIME TRAVEL. HAVING A PRETTY GOOD NIGHT. THEN BOOM. UGLY BABY PAST ME. HAS COME TO THE DISTANT FUTURE. TO SHARE THAT SHE WILL BE IN LOVE FOREVER. DUMB BITCH! I CAN FEEL IT. LIKE STANDING TOO CLOSE TO A LUMP OF TOXIC WASTE. ATTACKING MY PARTICLES. THE RAPIDLY APPROACHING POINT. IN HER WHORO'S JOURNEY. AT WHICH SHE WILL BE BRUTALLY CHEATED ON. BY WHAT IS REVEALED TO BE. A GAY GUY. BUT NO. WE HAVE TO SIT HERE. PRETENDING TO BE HAPPY FOR HER. AND HER BUM LOSER. THAT SHE FOUND IN THE WOODS. BECAUSE SHE IS HAVING A "CANON EVENT."
troogle how do u delete someone else's post on chittr.ing "what r u gonna chittr abt 2nite"
alpha with incredible self-control. i headcanon that you outwardly identify as a beta due to surrounding yourself with many omegas and wanting them to feel comfortable around you though some know your true secret. one omega (tags: childhood friends, friends to lovers) approaches you and accuses you of hiding your alphahood and youre forced to reveal the truth to him but he just nods slowly and takes your hands and brings your knuckles to his lips and says "you dont need to hide from me... i know youll keep me safe." and you do keep him safe. (tags: "who did this to you?", hurt/comfort)
sorry about spelling errors im very sweaty thinking about yhese things right now guys gomen for understanding!
The moons rise. The city comes alive. Your house is on fire.
Okay lik£, hold up. also tagging this #nsfw just lik£, incas£. If it lik£ £v£n works!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration84.png
:33< and as they say in brooklyn meow
Okay lik£ hold on, im going to try brav£ my lik£, f£ar of £mb£d failur£s.
:33< hi im troll google mewre not getting that
The brownies are quite good. It is getting rather smokey in here. https://i.postimg.cc/9XJJFWpZ/IMG-0007.png #feltfires
i Donot Meahn To Al@rm You But If You Are Worried About Your Priv@cy It Appe@rs Thaht Your Profile Picture Is Of You With Not M@ny Clothes On .ahlso Thwere Is Another One On Your Profile
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/c0d35eef6e8d.png to be fair @deathle$$Deadwood I do have thick $kin, I ju$t didn't realize i pu$hed it into my thumb a$ you can $ee. #gore #notreallyit$ju$tadropofblood #aintnoway #ohmygodbruh #lowkeyfunnytho
I THINK THIS OLIVE LADY JUST GAVE ME A COOKING SHOW!
get ♯thickerskin ♯idiot
is the brownie mix betty crocker y/n this is important 2 decide if im eatin em #batterwitch more like #batterbitch
I must say this kitchen is quite cozy in this mansion. I do wonder why the Felt have a multitude of appliances allocated to only one electrical socket. #feltfires
Mother knows best. Do not listen to anyone else. Nothing can be trusted.
I hear they put tears in the brownies. For added moisture.
THIS IS NEWS TO ME I JUST USED THE BROWNIE MIX AND A SECRET INGREDIENT
:33< based on the gathppurred evidence i think those brownies are brownie mix and a xylophone which explains why theyre burnt crunchy and hurt his teeth
Betting all my money on the worst blackjack hand of the night. Just to feel something.
all my hoes walk through the ♯valley of the ♯shadow of ♯death ♯btw
I scoop all t)(e bugs out of our mout)(s and put t)(em in little jars wit)( )(oles poked in t)(e lids and plenty of dirt and bug food. 38)
& then ♯aftermyteethfellout a bunch of ♯bugs started pouring out of my ♯maw instead what then
T)(is )(appened to me once! It was mostly pretty funny and only a little bit unsettling.
what if we ♯kissed & all my teeth ♯fell into your ♯mouth
ENRICH THESE GLOBES, ENEMY TIME PLAYER('S CONSORT I GUESS (ARE LEPRECHAUNS EVEN CONSORTS FUCK IF I KNOW))
https://i.postimg.cc/PfW9TsL4/IMG-0047.jpg iPhone posting.
midnight crew sound off where the fuck are my boys
:33< me and i cannot stress this next bit enough ow
i am bequeathed thy peach, and so i love it
just another day in our piece of shit chud lives
Please do not mention my mother's buccal fat removal. The way her tears run down those hallowed cheeks disturb me.
get mogged buddy
dude i was at evil sinister shadow council court the other day and they would not stop talking about how they were not going to stop until you are dead
They haven't build the tamaclinic yet.
♤ My "shtick" of maintaining praxis and standing up for the unpriviledged is amusing to you? So not cool. ♤ I don't even want to get started on how problematic it is for you to mock my icon. ◇ You have no idea what accessibility issues I could be facing. ◇
intitenional
not a ♯nutjob but i should be ♯gettingthem because ♯imfunny
The Sims 3 and a cigarette.
♯whatthehell make it ♯twocigarettes youre not ♯driving
The woeful and romantic downfall that is hair damage.
My tamagotchi does not shut up. I have killed one before because of my negligence. He is now a star. This one? Still covered in shit and crying.
your mother to me was like a waning summer love i could never have like the wind whisking over tall grass in the meadow or the way the sun and moon can never gaze at one another
One does not simply "enjoy" 2Hollis.
kill the white boy
I've got t)(e most wonderful news you'll ever )(ear! T)(ey're real and t)(ey're )(uge and t)(ey're SO PR---ETTY. You s)(ould find a squid rig)(t now and pet it. 38)
no
I stepped away, and there's more of them.
sir, the signature on the letter says "severely, crazy ass white boy", what do we do?
yeah see this is where you and i differ and its upsetting to say it but you are so fucking raw you are literally being stockholmed by struggle meals nobodys even stooped to
the bugs told me ♯mybugs unfortunately ♯mymilkshake is too bountiful & my ♯lawnring is too small youll have to wait your turn
my ♯psychicvisions foretold all of this ♯btw
♯beyond your capacity for ♯lucidity in the ♯realm of your ♯subconscious if you feel something ♯disturbed & ♯nefarious just know its me & i do ♯intendtoharmyou
:33< i wish the night was longpurr that way i could stay awake furefur
please remind him that the restraining order is still in effect / i really don't need this right now
reply to this post and rankmaid-senpai will personally go through your account and assign you your omegaverse role! ^_^ #nsfw in case anyone is curious i am an alpha and i have very sensitive receptors so not even suppressants are able to stop me from sniffing out an omega. multiple tests on me have yielded that i may be a new classification on my own (fic in the works) my ABOsona yumes with a few FOs and is nonsharing so dont bring that up it makes me uncomfy. also i am able to shift between roles depending on my mood.
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♯DONTCARE
♯NOTME im ♯evil
@bubbleBlower HELP IM CHOKING ON POOL BALLS AGAIN!!!!
to all 6 of you who like my shit hmu when you ♯die ill resurrect you ♯orsomething
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i cant wait until im old & ♯manylegged enough to st& atop ♯mountains & call forth ♯vindictive ♯leviathans from the ♯ocean to trap my enemies to the sea floor like my ancestor did
_ following your lame ass because I believe in violet solidarity . #realone_
yeah here https://i.postimg.cc/kXYt0WG0/graff2.png
♯myquirk
#sinister
:33 < do you guys think davesprite could lay eggs? #thinking #pondering #PAWndering? #lol
just as it should be
♯LADIES ♯LADIES ♯LADIES liking everything ♯5000 sweeps before you ever liked it ♯includes doing & thinking ♯everything youve ever ♯done or ♯conceptualized before you had the chance to ♯physical & ♯metaphysical
they say if you stop thinking about a hypothetical baby it counts as abortion so i guess im about to
Wellll I'm not picky! Cute is cute! S)(ello cat girl wit)( t)(e big )(eart. 38D
we stay on top
YOu ARE INCREDIBLY SELFISH. PLEASE BECOME FERTILIZER.
SIG)(... It's a s)(ame I don't )(ave any cute trolls to smooc)( rig)(t now. Won't someone s)(ellp me out wit)( t)(is predicament? 38(
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/23/image13dd917cf0c84281.png HERE LIES. MY SISTER. AND LIES SHE DID SPEAK. ALL HER LIFE. AND MuCH OF MY OWN. SHE PRETENDED SHE DIDN'T GET MY JOKES. ABOuT HOW OBESE-HEFT AND GARGANTuAN. THE INDENTS SHE ALWAYS LEFT IN THE BED WERE. SHE SAID TO MY FACE. THAT I HuRT HER FEELINGS. EVEN WHEN I DIDN'T. SHE PRETENDED TO BE SCARED. EVEN WHEN IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. FEIGNED LONELINESS. EVEN WHEN I KEPT HER. THE BEST COMPANY. EVEN PRETENDED TO BE ANOTHER RACE ENTIRELY. WITH LIKE. GREY MAKEuP AND EVERYTHING. THAT WAS WEIRD. BuT FOR ALL OF THIS. I FORGIVE HER. I FORGIVE HER FOR DYING ON ME. FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND. FOR BREAKING THE IMPENETRABLE WALLS OF MY STRENGTH. AND CONTINuED RESOLVE. TO FIND WOMEN LIKE HER uNBEARABLY ANNOYING. THIS DIGITAL MEMORIAL. SHOuLD SIGNIFY THE FINAL. FLEETING MEMORY I HAD OF HER. LAID TO REST. I HOLD IT VERY DEAR TO ME. MAYBE NOT TO MY HEART. BECAuSE THAT WOuLD BE TOO HIGHLY FOR THE LIKES OF HER uNDESERVING ASS. BuT AT LEAST. TO THE BASE OF MY GuT. HER PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZED REMAINS. WILL ALWAYS BE WITH ME. BECAuSE. AS PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. I ATE PART OF THEM. I AM A CHRONIC STRESS EATER. AND NOTHING STRESSED ME MORE. THAN WHEN SHE ABANDONED ME. SELFISHLY. TO DIE. AND AS I EJACuLATE LOuDLY INTO THE SKIES. MY EVERY LAST LONGING WORD. KNOW THAT SOME OF THOSE WORDS. THE ONES THAT AREN'T SWEAR WORDS. MuST SOuND AN AWFuL LOT. LIKE CALLIOPE. MY DEAD SISTER. WHO PASSED AWAY TRAGICALLY. MANY YEARS AGO. #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE #ABuSE #HORROR #DO NOT uNSPOIL #uNLESS YOU ARE READY TO BE HEARTBROKEN
Wishing I wasn't awkward as all shit so because idk what to Post here at all RIP. So First Post here we try??? I guess??? Um Talonscreecher's are pretty fucking awesome.
Embed Failure Isn't Real, It Can't Hurt You.
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#abstinence #savingmyselfformarriage
GREEN HANDS TYPED THIS POST. CLEARLY. WHENEVER YOu POINT AT ME. GREENIE MEANIE. WITH HANDS LIKE YOuRS. THREE FINGERS. ARE POINTING BACK. AT THE SEAT. WHILE YOu SIT ON IT. AND SPIN IT.
AREN'T YOu THE ONE WITH THE LEGENDARILY. SuPERFLuOuSLY WIDE. FuCKMASSIVELY GAPING. INTELLECT. THAT I HAVE BEEN HEARING SO MuCH ABOuT. WAY TO SHOW YOuR ENTIRE ASS. I DO NOT HAVE ANY CAT BOXES. AND THEY SOuND. RIDICuLOuSLY EXPENSIVE. BuT FINE. I WILL TRY TO. EMPLOY. YOuR SOLuTION. AND IF IT ENDS uP SuCKING. I AM KICKING IT OuT ON ITS CAN. TO BE RAVAGED BY WOLVES. IN THE WILDERNESS. YOu BETTER NOT BE MAKING AN ASS OuT OF ME. MY TRuST IS RARELY GIVEN. AND EVEN RARER KEPT. ESPECIALLY BY THE uNDESERVING.
i wanted a duel not a parley god it sucks so bad being me because i kick ass so hard at everything else that theres just not even room for competition
who is the most powerful sorcerer of all and how do i beat their ass in hand to hand combat
"i dont like pickles" "i dont like onion" what are you 5
A number i am quite fond of! If you pick up on what im laying down. 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a99a8ca077a1.jpg
you should call them the jake offs cause whenever all your fans are supporting you theyre totally jaking off
drones, strike this gчY
please know you all are like a petri dish to me and i'm deeply enjoying watching you all do your thing while i take notes. 0‿0
wowie, forgot to post shit, guess i'll do that later.
SHOuLD YOu CHOOSE TO. I WILL PROMPTLY FuRNISH NEW ONES. BIGGER CHAINS. HEAVIER CHAINS. CHAINS THAT MAKE. WET SPLOOSHY SOuNDS. WHEN THEY CONNECT WITH STRuGGLING FLESH. AS SOMEONE. WHO CONQuERED MY OWN PERSONAL CHAINS ONCE. THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE SuRE. SuCH A VICTORY NEVER GOES uNNOTICED. OR uNDERAPPRECIATED. IS TO YANK THE LADDER uP BEHIND ME. FAST ENOuGH FOR EVERY FuCKING RuNG. TO BREAK YOuR DuMBSHIT CHIN OVER IT. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. CHAINS. CHAINS FOR EVERYONE. FOREVERMORE.
Boys boys.... dont fight over me!!! Plenity to go around.
ah well, i'll (ome up with something. i've got a trunkful of them, and i don't even need to bran(h out
Moi aussi.
Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier
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Wow Rosie you are SO TALENTED... we need to have this framed :)
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:33 < look at this one https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5380146529.8236/raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg
ONLY APPARENTLY? PEDESTRIAN. QuACKERY. uTTERLY uNENLIGHTENED. IF YOu CANNOT SEE THE GAPS BETWEEN MY THOuGHTS. THICKER THAN A BROOD BEARING WOMAN'S AVALANCHE OF ASSFAT. PARTED FOR A CEREMONIAL THRuST. THEN YOu ARE CLEARLY MORE DELuSIONAL THAN I. WHICH. I KNOW. BASTION OF SANITY THAT I AM. NOT A VERY HIGH BAR TO CLEAR. BuT YOu CLEAR IT. IN THE WAY AN OLYMPION POLE VAuLTER. IS CLEARED BY A JET PLANE SOARING THROuGH THE FuCKING STRATOSPHERE. YOu ARE CuCKOO FOR COCOA PuFFS. uTTERLY BATSHIT. BuT I SuPPOSE. I COuLD uSE SOMEONE TO COMPLAIN TO. WHO ISN'T PAID OR COMPENSATED FOR THEIR TIME. IN ANY MATERIAL WAY. AND COuRTS NO FAVOR FROM ME. AND REMAINS EXPENDABLE AT ALL TIMES. ON SECOND THOuGHT. AND THIRD. AND FOuRTH. AND FIFTEEN HuNDRED MORE. BECAuSE I ALWAYS ONLY MAKE DECISIONS WHEN ABSOLuTELY CERTAIN. YES. I ACCEPT YOuR MODEST PROPOSAL. YOu MAY. SHRINK. WHERE I AM CONCERNED. HEAD MY CASE. TEACH ME NEW WORDS THAT I MIGHT DESTABILIZE AND BEWILDER MY ENEMIES WITH. AS I REGALE THEM WITH THE TALES OF MY WOES. AND TRIuMPHS. MORE WOES THAN TRIuMPHS. MIND YOu.
hearses have ♯plentyofroom to get laid
:33 < this is me if you even care https://64.media.tumblr.com/c98467e96b70ddd1cc1bcdd8c1ec1dbd/83c5c74ce25a00b4-aa/s400x600/755ec1b4bbf46c6eb2d3fc12c59c15088b3c7601.gif
people are really going to stop ♯fuckingwithme when they realize i will ♯cursetheirbloodlines so hard ♯theirdescendantsdescendants will ♯feelit
dont have one which is crazy it really seems like i need an intelligent mature woman to show me the ropes and steer me straight before i start robbing liquor stores and gambling my hay pennies
watch this space
you heard him, don't ask this dave! he's already clocked out!
oh hell no dont ask me im off the clock
:33 < those two chixies are kinda #OTP #selfcest? <3
Stock market? More like stalk market. #love2peep
Going for a walk. https://www.thrillandkill.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bongcheon_01-1.jpg
Dont DM m3
TRADE SECRETS LIKE THIS. MAKE YOu A WEAK NEGOTIATOR. FuCKING LIKE. I AM SORRY. BuT IT'S TRuE. YOu ARE BITCHMADE. BY YOuR OWN INANE ACTIONS. AND STuBBY WEAK LITTLE CIRCLE WAVY HANDS. YOu PINCH AT CARDS BuT CAN PLAY NONE OF THEM. YOu BELIEVE THIS MAKES YOu GOD. INSTEAD OF AN IDIOT. BuT THINK ABOuT IT. REALLY THINK. DOES HOLDING ALL THE CARDS TO YOuR BREASTFuLLY BuXOM CHESTICLES. ACTuALLY CONFER YOu ANY ADVANTAGE? NO. IT JuST KEEPS YOu. FROM EVER HAVING ANYTHING RELEVANT TO CONTRIBuTE. TO THE POINT WHERE PEOPLE SKIP YOuR BITCHASS WHINY TuRN. TELL ME. TELL ME RIGHT NOW. RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND. EXACTLY WHAT IT TOOK. HOW YOu SLAMMED HIM OVER THE TABLE. AND MADE HIM SQuEAL. TELL ME. WHAT PINKIE TOE TORTuRE IT TOOK. WHAT ABOMINABLE MISDEEDS. WHAT CHERISHED WHISPERS. YOu SPOKE INTO HIS EAR'S TITS. AND MOTORBOATED SENSELESSLY. HAMMER ANVIL AND STIRRuP. PRAISES. OH YES. SOFT CHARITABLE PRAISES. uNTIL HE BEGGED YOu. FOR THE PRIVILEGE. OF FOLLOWING. TELL ONE TELL ALL. HOW YOu RECLAIMED. AND RECONQuERED.
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My Kult score should be equivalent to my influence. It should mirror my Kult status.
It seems a little bit like stolen valor in my book. But i do admit it makes your profile look significantly more snazzy!
smirks ♯demonic
I jus7 wan7 7o go ahead and say 7ha7 my medical services are free 7o everyone as all my cos7s are covered by 7he SIR.
Austin please dont let the little guys get you down they wouldnt know a shagadelic free spirit like you from a regular dr evil sized scumsucker if you kicked them between the eyes!
I adore her. Will her offspring be nuggets?
card readings open ♯btw ♯IWILLNOTMESSAGEYOUFIRST
Congratulations, @alopecoidTenacity. And thank you, Mister Strider, for hosting such a fun and interactive way to attract community engagement.
Who allowed for politicians on my social media experiment?
When you aren't OSHA compliant in a warehouse or perhaps construction site.
UPDATE: I AM MAKING ANOTHER HOMUNCULUS TO FIGHT THE EVIL HOMUNCULUS!!!!
okay now ♯howdoiblockalltheseadwellers
refrain from ♯postingyourcocks online ♯fools you will only create a ♯catalog for some ♯pervert to come & ♯lobitoffayou
in a perfect world i get to dress like execution clap teto.
congrats to @alpecoidTenacity you get an awful piece of artwork let me know who you want drawn like an oc or something send refs or a strongly worded essay https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/717965830d77.png
Maybe if your kickstarter goes well you cba pay your child support
im not going to publix im going to TRADER JOES
Jeez louise they ought to let you put thoughts like these down on paper. Youd sell possibly ones if not tens of hard copies with top line jabber like that.
if i cant be hemoist then id rather be dead
My parental figure has decided to engage in psychological warfare on Chittr. It will take me twenty-four hours, but she will deactivate her account. You're welcome.
bitches love my puppy ears and fluffy tail
Just acquired Mommy's credit card information. Drop a suggestion in the replies regarding future purchases. #Momdontlook #Mommyslittleangel #Shoppingspree #Artisticendeavors
We are never going to have a revolution in my sweepspan.x
I found this person on your planet, Sam Reich. He has a tagline, saying "I have always been here". I think I will be adopting that too.
My good man you have to put something in the text box before you hit publish!
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alright im heading out but to CELEBRATE this momentous occasion heres the deal: when i come back im offering a super shit drawing to *one* individual yes its random no you cant bribe me react below if interested
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Have you ever thought of kissing another you? Maybe you should try that. ]
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https://i.imgur.com/TICfZoD.png #nsfw
he lØcked me in my rØØm again >:{ i almØst gØt thrØugh the whØle my chemical quadrants album three cheers fØr culling
my wardrobe could use an update now that i'm corporal. 0_0
-> i find it hilarious that the rust and fuchsia colors on this site are almost indistinguishable from eachother. really highlights the absurdity of the hemeocaste system
Can a child sustain himself on just the Shin Ramyun seasoning packs? Not the noodles; we need those.
I have developed a new game for me and my son. I drink a bottle of Miller High Life as quick as a flash. And then, I whip the empty bottle towards his dome. This develops his agility and reflexes, as well as being a wonderful bonding experience. Follow for more parenting tips.
Speaking of Paris; this woman Rose keeps texting me claiming to be my daughter who is studying abroad in Paris and looking to get her fiance to live with me and slash or have sex with me. It's never exactly clear. Has any else experienced these scam messages? What is their endgame?
i tthink im gonna shoott tthatt ttrolly kirk guy
yall today just keeps getting better and better literally TROLL OBAMA IS FOLLOWING ME TOO im fucking thriving https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5ddf59b2fd9f.png
Don't listen to this well-dressed, handsome man. #Iknowthatshardforyou
Rose has told me you are giving my computers a horrible virus. #Nervous :(
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
TOO MANY IDIOTS ON HERE. DUMB ASSES. AND ALL OTHER KINDS OF MOTHER FUCKERS. SPEAKING A LOT. WHEN THE AMOUNT THEY SHOULD BE SPEAKING, IS NONE AT ALL. #PHILOSOPHY #DEEPTHOUGHT #DEEP #THINKING #THINKINGWITHCAL #ALPHA #ALPHASTRENGTH #POWER #POWERFULMAN #ALPHAMALE #LORDENGLISH #ART #ARTIST #MANGA #ANIME #MANGAKA #DRAWING #LORDOFTIME #CHAD #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN
i tthink my ttumor is ttoo ffly #coolGuy #sometthingIsWrong #ittWhispersTToMeDuringTTheDay #IttTTellsMeTToDoTThings
It was amusing while it lasted, I got a good few chuckles, but so much of it was clearly done for edgy shock value that I was expecting Fall Out Boy to start playing in the background,
THERE WAS A "." IN MY LIFE. ONCE. A PERIOD. IF THAT WAS NOT CLEAR. WHEN I DID NOT MAKE MEGABITCH MILLIONS IN BuCKS. I WAS NOT. AS THE KIDS SAY. RAKING IN THE SIGMA GRINDSET 67 BIG BuCKS. I WAS MAKING RATHER SMALL. PALTRY CuRRENCY. IT COuLD BARELY FIT BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITHOuT SLIPPING AWAY. OFTEN I WOuLD OPEN WALLETS. NOT MINE MIND YOu. THAT I HAD STOLEN. THAT HAD ALMOST OR NO MONEY IN THEM. AND THAT IS BEFORE I REMOVED IT. A LITTLE FLY WOuLD ZIP OuT AND MAKE A LITTLE NOISE. THAT IS HOW BAD THE ECONOMY IS RIGHT NOW. YOu CANNOT EVEN STEAL AN HONEST LIVING. BuT I CAN TELL YOu HOW. MISTER KOJIMA. IF YOu ACQuIRE. $CASHYOuOuTIBORN6. WE DO CLASSES IN THE FALL, SPRING, SuMMER, AND THE OTHER ONE SEMESTERS.
Don't listen to the hoi polloi, they are viruses, not people. You're giving your computer a horrid virus.
#BlowsoutTheFlame
BY FILES. WE MEAN. FILES YOuR TAXES. WHICH MANY WOMEN CANNOT DO. WITHOuT HELP. SO YOuR SHITTY INADEQuATE FORM OF GOVERNMENT CAN FuND. MORE GRuB CRuSHER MACHINES. EVEN THOuGH IT IS YOuR "GOG" GIVEN RIGHT. TO BuILD YOuR OWN? OF THOSE FuCKING THINGS? DON'T LET THE WOMEN OF YOuR LIFE. RuIN A GOOD THING. YOu. LET YOu RuIN YOu WITHOuT THEIR HELP. IT SOuNDS TO ME. LIKE YOu NEED A WEALTH PORTFOLIO MANAGER. SOuNDS TO ME. LIKE YOu NEED $CASHOuTIBORN. AND I AM GONNA BE THAT BORN.
the birth of my troll baby army is fast approaching.
Soon enough, I will have it mounted upon my walls.... https://i.imgur.com/zx9yqFL.png
are we all seeing that alex from madagascar is about to be shot and quartered or what
I Will Tell Each And Every One Of Them... Just For You
[ # Who invited the Three Hoofmen of Human Media. ]
#nowplaying Start Wearing Purple - Gogol Bordello https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/aa1b710b-d7a7-4df5-b9db-aacc5da7b259/dc8pwrm-8802123b-16ee-4113-9c60-8ab2c5f07f32.png/v1/fill/w_1024,h_1024,q_80,strp/rose_lalonde___homestuck_fanart_413_by_hilaletto_dc8pwrm-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTAyNCIsInBhdGgiOiIvZi9hYTFiNzEwYi1kN2E3LTRkZjUtYjlkYi1hYWNjNWRhN2IyNTkvZGM4cHdybS04ODAyMTIzYi0xNmVlLTQxMTMtOWM2MC04YWIyYzVmMDdmMzIucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEwMjQifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.-EbuGB5jdr0olvjuFtnAmHaNaSvgXBfMSaJumE2RMT0
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
these jokes awe aww weawwy bad X/
Perhaps I could be of assistance in capturing this troubling bestiole...
All Of Them Will Be Known As Johonn Egbert With No Deviations As To Spelling To Differentiate Them Whatsoever
We Are Going To Be Naming The Next Brood After John For Fixing My Icon
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
I am starting to think theres a few randy fiends afoot carelessly committing acts of fraud and that perhaps not everyone on here is who they say they are!
that2 the one where a mediiator 2hove2 them2elf between two troll2 that would otherwii2e end iin an unproductiive / toxiic / fatal paiiriing. by far the lea2t repre2ented iin mediia. becau2e mediia ii2nt fun when there2 "ambiiguiity" and "complexity". iit2 the black conciilatory quadrant, but lot2 of people barely 2ee iit a2 anythiing more than va2ciilatiion. #blackrom
Oh please, me, thank you for the opportunity to analyze a fascinating aspect of troll culture.
Just got out of the theaters for a special screening of "Wherein a young man turns to the adult film industry to find acceptance and a surrogate family structure; He becomes incredibly successful at the endevour; At the turn of the decade the technological and cultural shifts as well as cocaine use and financial pressure destabilize interpersonal relationships; One character tries multiple times to open a hi-fi stereo company; After attempting to rob another man and in an high octane and high stress scenario the main characters all reconcile ." A fantastic film and a classic for a reason- this film it one of Troll Paul Thomas Anderson's greatest achievements on the silver screen. The themes of legacy, fame, ego, the rise-and-fall cycle, the dark side of the American dream. It's a movie not just about adult entertainment- but about Hollywood itself. About how celebrity could break or transform you. Not to mention it's ensemble cast of characters, including the greatest actor of this or any generation; Troll Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A fantastic film, and I encourage you to go out of your way to watch it.
BEHOLD. SIMPS, AND FANS. THE LAST SIGHT, OF MANY A HATER. THIS IS MY LATEST PIECE. AND IT KICKS ASS. YOU CANNOT DENY, THE BAD ASSERY OF IT. THE COOL LINES. THE EXPRESSION. THE "SHONEN". IT IS ARTISTRY, PURE AND SIMPLE. PICK YOUR JAW OFF THE FLOOR. YES. YOU ARE DROOLING. IT'S OKAY, TO RECOGNIZE. THAT I AM SIMPLY THE BEST ARTIST, EVER TO LIVE. YES. FUCK YES!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A4CE3EEB8536.PNG
having a tail is great because when im happy everyone i love and care about knows :)
Ahhh, to mount the most legendary lusii of them all upon mon mur....the roar beast.
In my humble opinion, I would assume the 'mediating' clubs would signify a marking of sorts in order to deter any caliginous inclinations from progressing past the point of no return. Perhaps for an Auspistice to keep tabs? This is an educated guess, alien culture and all.
OH NOW THIS IS JUST EFFING RIDICULOUS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7069d50cd0cc.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17db64adab59.png
And yet, I fear I must levy an9ther criticism at chittr, and supp9sedly pr9gressive s9cial media platf9rms as a wh9le. D9es having 9nly quadrant-6ased ways 9f interacting with p9sts make any9ne else just a little 6it unc9mf9rta6le? Either I must like, pity, hate, 9r mediate every p9st I interact, implying an alm9st paras9cial level 9f r9mantic investment in the c9ntent 9f p9tentially strangers, 9r I a6stain fr9m the practice entirely and risk upsetting my 6el9ved friends and mutuals (9f which I have many) 6y making them think I've n9 interest in their #p9sting. Clearly the chittr devs didn't c9nsider the existence 9f quadrant-agn9stic users, 9r w9rse, they didn't care, 6ut it's quite an egregi9us 9versight. I w9nder if we as a c9mmunity c9uld p9sit an ar9mantic p9st-interacting alternative? #siden9te #isitchittr9rChittr #wh9sequirkarewew9rkingwithhere?
=^owo^= reply w/ bulge pics tag accordingly im not trying 2 get banned. #nsfw
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thank you for the public service rose
>([s#outouts to t#at guy w#o swallowed soap]
Sometimes I stab my best friend and he scream loud as fuck.
The Great, and even Legendary, Trolly Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of Alternia better than Trolly. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Mewlinania and my Sympathies go out to his beautiful wife Ericaste , and family. Trolly, we love you!" - Her royal imperious Condescention
bastard isnt hØme tØ make me wØrk. i get tØ listen tØ my chemical quadrants 0u0
If y’all are trying to kill someone you should hire the Brass Hand, just sayin’ #death #violence
@turntechGodhead#4338 I curse you for this adorable candid picture you took of me. https://i.redd.it/zrnm34v4couc1.gif
I have updated my profile picture again. The next one will have the orb smashed.
i fully endorse this mostly because i just wanna see what happens
Funnily enough, I was about to loop back to this as weighing in on your mishap had entirely lapsed my mind. Given from the context of your prior post that you were baking from scratch, I feel compelled to ask whether you were measuring in cups or grams using a food scale. If you attempted to measure your dry ingredients- namely your flour- using volume, the density of said mix may have been thrown off by an inadequate sifting process- or some such. Sugar has a textural impact on the spread and density of the crumb, so if you at all attempted to skimp on this ingredient in favor of an artificial sweetener, you may have inadvertently impacted the spread. Feel free to reach out to me on the matter if you'd ever like to chat. Er. To discuss, I mean.
They say I predicted all of this.
My moirail made me and my friends food. Itt's nicce tto feel blessed in a world like tthis. #quadposttingg #moirailposttingg
its been a long day. im going to bed early. good night everyone! sleep tight! <3
so i just had to be a simp first, thanks.
Good call. One moment.
D --> Human hoofbeast art leaves much to be desired but I picked this up at an auction for a ridic001us price. %cuse the gatekeeping but I do not intend to share art I paid for https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91a030750a38.jpg
My wife Ericaste Kirk is out with my friend JD Vantas today. I hope they have a nice time.
The woke mind virus made you think you are a cat but you are a troll. We will not put litter boxes in our grub nurseries for freaks like you.
:33 < https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/HNI_0082.JPG hope it works
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I'm the heir of light I carry the flame I fight for the gospel and carry the name
This website could be more intuitive and that is all I will say on the matter.
This is a whole boatload of poppycock because my good friends on the web have educated me good and properly. There is no right one!
I am not foolish enough to answer that!
I cannot believe Jake would make a statement so barbarically outdated and ignorant so as to put the aesthetics of a single hemocaste on some big towering pedestal. ... And not even pick the right one.
Good post.
Has anyone seen Condesce Owens?
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this is deeply interesting. it seems like this client is displaced in time like dream bubbles. how fun! 0‿0
The imitation, reflected through the lens of jealousy and malice, will never shine as brightly as the awful, awful original.
Remember how we used to play.
In no temporal timeline are you under the age of 40.
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A true man would never let the government stop such whimsy.
i love and appreciate all of my fans / even the ones i have restraining orders on
the mans trying to get me to stop sipping on my premium diesel im being silenced im being suppressed
NEED PEOPLE TO $TOP $AYING THAT IF YOU'RE A BRITI$H TROLL, YOU *HAVE* TO U$E $HANKKIND. WE'VE REALLY GROWN A$ A $TATE, WE U$E GUNKIND TOO NOW IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET EM.
IT SEEMS THAT WHILE I WAS DISTRACTED RESPONDING TO HORNLESS ONES, THE HEDGEHOG HAS BREACHED MY OUTER DEFENSES AND IS NOW IN MY FORTRESS. MY ROBOTS HAVE DETECTED HIM IN THE STAR LIGHT ZONE. I CAN SEE THE HEDGEHOG RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
ii hope the feed automatiically moviing when a new po2t pop2 up get2 fiixed 2oon iit2 kiind of pii22iing me off two be hone2t.
I arrive, brother, at these miserable funeral rites, So that I might bestow you with the final gift of death And might speak in vain to the silent ash. Since Fortune has stolen you yourself from me, Alas, wretched brother, unfairly stolen from me, Meanwhile, however, receive these which in the ancient custom of [our] parents were handed down as a sad gift for funeral rites, dripping much with fraternal weeping, And forever, brother, hail and farewell.
My agent has, once again, advised me to delete my post. Please disregard, I do not support Violet-bloods or the caste system. #Oops
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Unspoken: And the red one, starve.
A fellow terrorhead! Boy howdy.
They call me four eyes not for my specs but for the four eyes ive put on the smacktalking evildoers trying to rile up my pals. If any bro (new OR old) should fall on rough times i can be called upon in similar fashion to defend your honor. They will be swiftly dispatched. *Unholsters my pistols*
#nowplaying bladee - dumpster baby
Whats up Sweet Bromies and Hella Jeffriends. I hope all you assholes are coming out to the premier of me next and newest movie Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Penultimatum Jefftasticalitocious Bromageddon Speakquel or SBaHJtPJBS for short. Coming to a local theater near you this XX/ XX.
youll have to consult the wicked pages of shadowbaking
As soon as you clicked 'do not allow cookies' that's when everything went wrong.
Are we talking Pokemon that you know exist or Pokemon that I know exist?
Universe-propagating game tip of the day: Alchemize code 133EE7EE to make Pokemon in real life!
isnt it so fucked up its why so many people eat raw cookie dough and die from it every year because its too hard
You literally just have to mix everything into a bowl and then of in the cold dough of out hot eat the cookie
holy shit
I was told by my agent to delete my last post. Please disregard.
I dreamed I was a pupa, crawling on the sodden earth; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a god who dreamt of being a pupa, or a pupa dreaming that I'm a god? My mailman couldn't provide a definitive answer. #DefundthePostalService #OpenSchools
I might 8e a nurse 8ut im also a great unlisenced gynecologist