♠ hated by @titularTerror
OF FuCKING COuRSE. TRANS WOMEN. ARE WOMEN. IT'S IN THE NAME. I WOuLD NOT. REJECT A COLD ONE. BROuGHT TO ME BY A WOMAN (REPuLSIVE CREATuRES). JuST BECAuSE. HER PRACTICED FEMALE MANNERISMS. ARE MORE RECENTLY SOuRCED. IT WOuLD BE ON THE BASIS OF HER BEING A WOMAN. I DON'T DISTRuST TRANS WOMEN FOR BEING ANYTHING BuT WOMEN. AND IF ANYTHING. THEIR BEING WOMEN NOW JuST MEANS SOMETHING PROFOuND. SHE HAS THE LATEST CALIBORNENuINELY AuTHENTIC PATCH INSTALLED. FOR APPEASING ME. NO EXCuSES NOT TO HOBBLE HER HEAVING BITCHFAT. TO THE NEAREST KITCHEN (GO INDEPENDENCE!) AND MAKE ME (EMPOWERMENT, YOu GO FEMINISTA!) A MEAL (TRADITIONALLY MALE DOMINATED FIELD) OF TWO BREAD LOAFS (FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY THAT MADE MY TuMMY HuRT) AND CHEESE. YOu. PORRIM IN PARTICuLAR. TRANS OR NOT TRANS. YOu SHOuLD ALLEVIATE MY HuNGER. BECOME "OOMFIE" TO ME. A RARE DISTINCTION. FORMERLY ONLY HELD BY MALES. BuT I AM FEELING "WOKE" AFTER THIS CONVERSATION. AND WOuLD LIKE TO BREAK MY OWN IMPRESSMENT GLASS CEILING.
well bad news theres another one just like it in toronto
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54f473232a83.png #shitpost #nsfw
fuck you crocker.
you get me so much
Someone has to humble her.
sometimes a friend just needs a #hater to keep them in check
authors and directors are sworn frenemies everyone knows this its why almost every movie adaptation sucks sewer water through a straw it is simply weaponized incompetence its also why the authors keep falling for it like a bunch of suckers #vague
i know but we cant all be winners its unfair but its just how it is sometimes you just got the deck stacked against you have a magnanimous pity free of charge
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fy8pCZrXsAAQhzk.jpg #nsfw
So I found out the kull score is something bad? Why am I high in the kull score? :^( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2a8dd051b3e.png
Hey, #chittr! Catch me at #eridanweek. 305 to Worldwide!daleee
Assumedly he means it's not swwag enough.
(Uh) She said she hates my hat (Ooh) There ain't never been a girl so hateful... Think I just met an angel #AnAngel
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dude i hate to speak on your ma like this but she twerks like shes got ants in her pants #nsfw
Every single one of these lowlifes will get what's coming to them. I will take the respect I deserve from the cold, dead claws of those who would deny me it.
A NEED SO BAD I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BREAK MY RIPS AND CLAW OUT MY BLOOD PUSHER #NSFWE #GORE
are old people even allowed on chittr
i ensure every )(ive in alternia can )(av a gasleak w)(eneva i want em to #worksmarternot)(arder
well y0u w0uld speak in sec0nd pers0n t0 maintain y0ur brand integrity, but in y0ur experience, pe0ple find that c0nfusing.
sad attempt to capitalize on a royal trolls right to havvin a wweek dedicated to him thus inflatin his ego to proportions UNSEEN
CHITTR SHADY FACT #32 • “slick + snow hooked up at scratches gala thingy last night 👀” #nsfw
I would like to see the lunch menus in advance so I can adjust my dinner menu. I don't like the idea of Amanda having two spaghetti meals in one day.
I have been receiving comments about the dancing in my profile picture. I deeply apologize. #GodForbidAWhiteBoyGetALittleFunky
if you mean the real deal, it can be pretty pungent and garlicky intense! if you mean just garlic mayo, that's much more gentle as a flavor profile
[slides a $20] keep the heat up
guys what the fuck im not even getting paid how does she know my name
@titularTerror R. Lalonde THREATENS paparazzi after having #Meltdown reported on! #DramaAlert #ComplacencyoftheLearned https://i.postimg.cc/TYZkcNqF/85BC7421-E8F8-47B6-A141-1597FBC82C6B.jpg
Cull Smith seen going GRIMDARK at the Trollscars... Talk about a sore loser! #DramaAlert We are scared. https://i.postimg.cc/4xcVP2FV/EED2533D-C2E4-4495-930A-AC9A8691A81D.jpg
#trouble #fuckkkk
oh fuck #herecomestroubld
rose wont fucking listen to me i keep saying she has jaundice and liver failure from the drinking and now look at her ass
Gasp. Whatever happened to death of the author? #Scandalous #Notvery.... #Degenerousofyou
It's rough getting old. :( #DontWorry! #GILFSaretrending
here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them. 😒
Who were they kinning at the time of the incident?
im the flapping fapper #nsfw
Statement incoming on #theallegations. #Prepareyourselves #Dramageddon
young grubs these days need to be terrified. it is like lusii milk to them. wvwithout fear, their bones wvwill not devwelop properly. - the orphaner dualscar
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get gud
na)( 3B-) keep wis)(in doe
eelmaoooo doin it idc
What would Trolly Kirk think of this situation?
wat da FUCK.
)(umans r so easy
((Ok but serious talk, whenever i do use bro/man its always gender neutral, im actually so. *disintegrate baby meme*))
Don't be offended when I don't follow any of you plebeians back; follow for follow is such a fucking gauche concept that is completely uninformed by the kind of partnership of equals that can only be enjoyed by two halves of one whole. #Meetingofthemindandsoul #Andnoneofyouareinvited #Mydaughter
Good ne\/\/\/\/s t'hear.
Nae, I'll burn up.
this is engagement bait magic blowws wwizards suck put him in a lab coat and a cool wwhite wwand then wwe can talk minus twwo eridans
What is art? Art should make you feel something. It should make you feel joy, or rage, or sadness, or hope, or regret, or attraction, or revulsion, or any combination of these. It should make you feel. I consider myself an artist. If you yourself are an artist and feel similarly, please contact me for a chance to audition for my next project Smuppet Snuff Suckers 7.
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doing this to @turntechCreamsicle https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e380455e355.gif
literally cant do dat im t)(e empress, nice try t)(o
yo )(ead look like a lig)(tbulb btwaves
put moray fis)( in yo books itll kelp
please, this guy has rookie numbers
WHEN YOU GUYS SEE ME, DO YOU THINK IM A GIRL???
oh, yeah. i'vwe been testing ethnicities for my humansona, trying to see vwhat feels the most comfy, y'knowv? an i'vwe come to the conclusion that i vwas probably hispanic in another life. call me papi chulo.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be861e39f3d9.jpg #nsfwv
Just so you know, if you're making a vague post or a subchitt about how "Bro's are creepy" I know it's not about me. It's ok. I'm normal. #normal
guess w)(o back beac)(
// this shit made me laugh so hard I fucking drooled https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16e8396f04bf.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WELL FOUGHT HOMIE :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1ade2e29dea.png #substance
I cast 𝕋𝔼𝕊𝕋𝕀ℂ𝕌𝕃𝔸ℝ 𝕋𝕆ℝ𝕊𝕀𝕆ℕ #nsfw
nevver think that common trolls should havve anythin to do wwith their owwn govvernin -troll cato #philosophy #stoicism
Dr. Kevorkian's MAID cafe
A father will help his daughter. By any means necessary. If that involves slipping in medication she obviously needs but refuses to take voluntarily, well. That's just being a good parent. A father knows best, after all.
Sorry bro I got hungry.
i always knew they were fucking in meet the fockers #nsfw
Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy
guppies aint got nofin betta ta do otter than hang aboat here all night
Ah, the Empress! \/\/\/\/here? I \/\/\/\/ould like to get an autograph.
as a broad note to anyone that wants to flirt with this former empress: my anaconda dont want none unless you got fish puns
\/\/\/\/ho does a \/\/iolet ha\/\/e to subjugate to be \/\/erified on this \/\/\/\/retched platform?
https://i.postimg.cc/Y91vj1Yh/IMG_0094.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/FRjY1j33/IMG_0095.gif #shesbehindme #isntshe
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f9be4ca0c96.png Rechitt. Will be tuning in.
theres better things you could be leaking rn #heyo #gottem #alsostopthat
all the better to creampie with my dear ok that was bad let me go
Eₖ = m₀c²(γ-1)
<3-Bread-sandwich-dinner https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba8a5216bdc4.png
2om3on32 a dramatic littl3 troll ar3nt th3y
i m3an i call 3v3ryon3 dud3 it2 a pr3tty 3qual opportunity word but my bad
so wvhich hemocaste has the hottest babes on awverage? my moneys on the jades, personally, but the rusties havwe a pretty good argument for em
I too am married!
Hate my post all you like, I am objectively correct. White chocolate rules. Milk chocolate drools.
shout out to all the ladies already crovwding into my dms, youre all too swveet
make it 43 rn
#heh
Not gonna lie, woke up, started posting, notifications blew up within fifteen minutes. Maybe I broke chittr. Maybe it was me all along. Maybe I was the final straw.
Suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion. #whoreremembers #nsfw
I Don'7 Believe I7, I7's Almos7 Too Good To Be True
I do not have shampoo. Send aid immediately, I cannot suffer like this.
Give A Li77le "poo7 Poo7", I7's Ok!
I FORGIVE YOu. FOR NOT REALIZING. MY SHEER. SEXuALITY. GRAVITATIONAL. BuLK. RIPPED TO HIGH HELL BOD. SOONER. THERE IS ALWAYS TIME. TO MAKE uP LOST TIME. TO THE LORD OF TIME. SuCCuLENT SLuTLETTE.
It wasn't a secret. I've been yolked out of my mind for years. That's your mistake for being inattentive.
To use social media again, what a treat. The constant drip feed of thoughts for all to see, the lowering filters and personal boundaries. Truly one of the more heinous inventions of my kind. I am almost envious that I was not the one to patent it. I suppose I was born into the wrong generation.
hes having a tantrum its okay he doesnt mean it
Their teeth are knashing. Their fangs are bared. They are coming for me. They are coming. They are coming. So, before they do come for me, before they come to collect their terrible revenge and exact their devine punishment on them, send me your feet pics
And what of it.
Will do. This Bud's for you.
Third bbud kite
Gavin's a second Bud Light
#intox Havin' a Bud Light.
Where is it.
dont test me ill start another campaign i got these hashtags ready
i dont give a fuck about barbecue sauce
im powerful
invest everything you can into $bazingabucks
shut the fuck up adam youre just wrong
The con is that you have to eat from Little Caesar's.
little caesars is a cognitohazard because once you know that you can get a whole ass pizza for 6 bucks no wait its fucking over
#2 cause im the shit from the potty
dyeing my stupid dog that i hate (safely) red for no reason
fuck im gonna end up like those gifted chittr user burnouts and then ill fall into irrelevancy oh my god
@titularTerror hey dude we can work something out slow down on the kultscore at this rate youre gonna overtake me and i just cant have that
computer quick think of some word salad that makes the bitches laugh
i think i havve a hate crush on myself
I named the character Vamp because he's a vampire.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I don't think he liked this one. ]
Which of my games is your favorite.
-- Who Up Seain They Dweller
THEY AREN'T EVEN GOOD AT IT.
🤬🤬🤬 #SEME
Feeling threatened? Afraid that you'll be toppled from your position?
howw the fuck did you manage to get #2
"= you're going to the top. whether you like it or not. and they will. #get you. ="
okay so i didnt see fuck all in my dms therefore no cauldron confectioneries for you
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"= i change my mind i need to stay #niche. ="
31st. My kult is failing me. Do better.
cull yourself
D --> Isn't it a little bit unbecoming that despite being above certain users in both our b100d and this web domain's ranking system that I am not verified
The score tells us all; A campaign of stupid posts Distilled and arranged. #poetry
I know, why do they give corpses such privileges?
I hope they find a medication for you, someday.
♯mycurse
im not gay the wwhole point a this paragraph is to address howw NOT gay i am you just arent gettin it
c0ngratulati0ns 0n figuring 0ut basic tr0ll c0ncepts. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f y0u it brings a tear t0 my eye. hyp0thetically.
they suck an hes right
Beta. Enjoy your assignment.
RUBBED MY BELLY TOO HARD. BASHIN SKULLS. #BRUTE
Follow me, my child.
@dynamicFlowfields i demand to be vverified your platform wwould be an evven bigger shithole wwithout my acerbic wwit im the only one big enough to state the facts wwithout extra flab im evven wwillin to pay a stupid membership fee money is no issue givve me my checkmark
i am so unbelievably tempted to just scroll through the hours of posts i was asleep for.
Time to check out my new song! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
SHOUTOUT TO THE ONE DAVE ON HERE THAT I DON'T LOATHE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY PUSHER. KEEP IT UP
DO NOT PUSH YOUR LUCK, WOMAN.
Miss Piggy lingerie hoove pics.
if y'all hate me so much, start showing it. only fuels the fire within me.
if y0u're ever upset remember that y0u get t0 exist. m0st pe0ple d0n't. isn't that c00l? 0‿0
Yeah, I have ADHD. (A Damn Huge Dick)
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no need for scissors i keep my blade well sharpened check this out
THIS IS NOT A PITCH SOLICITATION THIS IS ANGER I HAAAATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!
And allow Chittr to sink into depravity? Never, my Kult requires my insight. As does your daughter.
A civil society would provide only quality posts on Chittr. Make what you will from this.
No.
Who is letting you speak in hashtags? Why has Roxy allowed you to keep this account? #GrandmotherlyTexting.
to ponder.
i desperately wish there was a react that pr0perly c0nveyed "i'm seething with jeal0usy and h0pe y0u get hit by a car but in a c00l al00f blasé kind 0f way".
Card games are a pursuit of lies. You need a more honest hobby.
Y'know what? Fine. I'll join this website. Won't promise I'll enjoy it. Frankly, got better things to do. But boss' orders and all that.
♧ Incredible ingenuity. ♧ While I personally think referring to babes as "foids" (ew, haha, right?), you have to (begrudgingly!) give the guy some props.
♧ Curious about my romantic inclinations, are you? ♧ Heh, can't blame you. It's not every night there's a handsome highblood who respects low rights.
CALIBORN APPROACHES. HIS MANY HuSSIES AND ASSORTED CADRE OF BITCHES. BEGGING HIM TO STAY IN THE BED WHERE IT IS WARM. HE CODDLES THEM FOR ONLY A MOMENT. BEFORE TELLING EACH WAXED HEAD. ONEE-SAMA SCREAMING SHE-SIMPLETON. TO BACK THE FuCK OFF. BECAuSE HE'S GOT A LIVE ONE. A SELF-ABSORBED MYOPIC HuNTRESS. IS ABOuT TO GET HuNTED. KISSING THE SACRED BuLLET. FORGED ON A LARK. ACROSS MANY GALAXIES. CALIBORN LOADS IT INTO HIS WEAPON. NEEDING ONLY A FRACTION OF A SECOND. BEFORE FIRING OFF A LIFE ROuND. INTO THE INSTANTANEOuSLY SPLIT SKuLL OF A FuCKuGLY FuR RuG IN THE MAKING. THIS KILLS THE HuNTRESS PuRRBEAST. HERALDED BY THE APPLAuSE. HE HAS ONLY HIMSELF TO THANK. THE SPEECH IS VERY SHORT. AND THE SKINNED HIDE IS VERY SMALL. MORE FIT FOR A BATH TOWEL. THAN A GLORIOuS CAPE. DISCARDED AND FORGOTTEN ABOuT. IN THE GuEST BEDROOM. I WIN THE ROLEPLAY.
YOu ARE ACTuALLY WASTING YOuR TIME. HAVE YOu CONSIDERED. MAYBE DYING. BuT LIKE. IN A SLOW AND PROTRACTED WAY. SO ALL YOuR FANS. FEW AS THEY ARE IN NuMBER. ARE AFFORDED AMPLE TIME TO ABANDON YOu. SLOWLY. ONE BY ONE. VOICING THEIR MISGIVINGS. ADMITTING THEY ALWAYS. THOuGHT YOuR MuSIC WAS SHIT FROM A BuTT. A REALLY HYPERACTIVE. AND NOISY BuTT. TWO STALLS OVER. THAT NO ONE. HAS THE HEART TO TELL TO SHuT THE FuCK uP. WE'RE ALL SHITTING IN HERE. YOu'RE NOT SPECIAL. BuT SHIT FROM A BuTT. ALL THE SAME. IF I SHOW uP FOR YOuR. LIVE SHOW. IT WILL BE THE LAST LIVE SHOW. OF YOuR LIVE LIFE. WHICH IS TO SAY. YOu WILL DIE. OF RIDICuLE. AND HuMILIATION. YOu STuPID CuNT. ALSO. DO YOu DO SIGNINGS? FOR YOuR ALBuMS.
Do they involve a wheelchair and a disgruntled bedside nurse? With your surly attitude, I'm not sure you'll find one that can handle you. Shall I help?
SPARINGLY. WHICH IS TO SAY. NOT AT ALL. NOT EVERY MOTHER SON RELATIONSHIP. PARALLELS YOuR OWN. MOTHER BITCH RELATIONSHIP. SuFFICE TO SAY. IT IS PRESuMABLY DOGSHIT. TRAuMATIC. A TRAuMA DuMPY SHIT PILE. A LITERAL CRAPHEAP. I ACTuALLY OWN AT FAMILY DYNAMICS. THE ONLY FAMILY MEMBER(S). THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH. ARE VERY MuCH NOT ALIVE. WE HAVE A PROBLEMATIC BREATHING GAP. OuR HEARTBEATS ARE FuRTHER APART. THAN OuR INTEREST IN ONE ANOTHER. uNLIKE MOST STABLE. NuCLEAR FAMILIES. OuRS WAS AN EXPLOSIVE AND uNCOOPERATIVE SORT. AND ANY HYPOTHETICAL MOTHERS. WOuLD HAVE ONLY SOFTENED THE BLOWS. THAT NEEDED TO BE LETHAL. HARDENED RESOLVES. THAT NEEDED TO FALTER. AND SMOOTHED OVER EDGES. THAT WERE NECESSARY. FOR AN EVOLuTIONARY ADVANTAGE. I LOST A LEG. AND A SISTER. BuT uNLIKE YOu. I HAVE NEVER HAD TO LOSE A MOTHER. TO BOREDOM AND DISINTEREST. IN HER TYPELET SHAMEFuL OFFSPRING. I AM ALMOST TEMPTED TO ADOPT YOu. SO THAT I MIGHT DITCH YOu. DEADBEAT AROuND THE BuSH. AND GIVE YOu SOMETHING FAMILIAR.
just ♯KILLEACHOTHER
Like and rechit if you love to wind down your night with a talk glass of Zinfandel while listening to the opening track of "Only a Lad" by Oingo Boingo.
Careful now, all that pitying may just deepen the lines on your forehead.
insubordinate wworm
Working on an exciting new production that fans of my previous work, Smuppet Stuffer 3, will enjoy. I'm pleased to announce that we are moving forward with production, but we need your help! We are looking for fresh meat. Interested models looking to become stars, please DM with all your details. Otherwise, please donate to the GoFundMe.
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
Who would have expected you would enjoy watching me eat shards of glass. Not I, certainly.
about to block your ass.
today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a man made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls landdwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed home honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her
@titularTerror You're welcome.
The rustbloods get access to riflekind anyway, the only way to stop a bad guy with a specibus is a good guy with a specibus
If it were the end of times, what authority would prevent you from taking new apparel on demand?
Yes, I'm glad we established you can read.
You completely missed the appearance of a man who could have been John’s dad or could have been Jane’s dad, didn’t you.
HOT TAKE, EVERYONE UNDER TEAL IS KINDA CRINGE AND UNDER OLIVE WELL, CULLING MATERIAL
hatE that orangE bastard davEspritE hE my opp
Plus bro i have a brand to run and thats i think bad PR. :(
how 2 extract smaII cyIinder from a tube fiIIed with butter urgent question
Or he does know and wants nothing to do with me to the point he wont even sign up for this place. I appreciate youre trying to make me feel better Dirk but man I couldnt even leave a video message. I tried but everything I meant to leave him my messages and art and movies all got confiscated and trashed by the presidents. What was he like. Your version of me I mean. Do you even know.
you dare continue to keep hating my chitts? you dare keep living in my presence? I AM NOT A MAIDEN FORGIVING, I SHALL END THEE AND REVEL IN THE CHILL AS MY VENOM SEEPS DOWN YOUR VEIGNS! YOU WILL 8E CULLED A FOOL AND 8E REMEM8ERED NEVERMORE!
None of these words are in the troll8i8le.
hey siri set a timer for one second