dave (but like the weird one)
@tornupGeargrind
dave the one pulling the strings ask me about kirby chiptune musician
If you see me writhing like a flagellum and pissing on a set of turntables, do not be alarmed. This is merely a ritual of revenge. #nsfw
dont you dare piss on my daw it cost a lot
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR? EARLY IN THE MORNING #LYRIC
hit him in the face with a vicks inhaler hit him in the face with a vicks inhaler hit him in the face with a vicks inhaler fuck treating my asthma
WHY IS MY PLAYLIST FULL OF SEA SHANTIES ...
ah well at least sea shanties are good
@tornupGEargrind this is all your fault. https://mEdia1.tEnor.com/m/nHcKNdMPcTcAAAAd/ishowspEEd-crying.gif
Say no to drugs and YES to prayer! #substance - Psalm 91:1-2
compromise: pray while on hallucinogens to get a bit closer to god
everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.
good afternoon chitter. i am thinking about playing sonic cross worlds today! i bet you can't guess my favorite character.
ok maybe im just drunk but like am i crazy for thinkin chits should be called cheets? cause like troll twitter an junk? #substance
D --> I feel like I can't keep up on this website
its like if a tf2 match was a social media platform
Serious inquiry for those who have reached immortality only. ... If you wore spectacles- shaded or otherwise- prior to your ascension, do you actually still need them? Medically? Or are you simply committing to your personal branding?
branding also because ive worn them so long that my eyes compensated and direct sunlight makes me blind
I am experimentally testing an especially irksome bug with the block feature on this website. It may mean nothing. Could be third-eye opening for others. We’ll see. #White-Hat-Hexing #WitchChittr #Occultism
as soon as i read that i got a tummyache is this a bad omen
There are simply places a grown man and his tuchus cant fit and i am swiftly discovering them.
jake in two weeks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b83ee29eac95.jpeg
I WAS TRYING TO FIND A CANDY POST BUT WHAT IS THIS #NSFW https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/ca/2b/16ca2bc71bb4b0848503890e828744ab.jpg
loads up into a video game the gender selector for my character: > porn star > daddys girl > alicia
did you guys know that kirbys dream land 3 (snes) was upped from an e rating to an e10 rating because the final boss had 16-bit blood in its battle (shoutout zero/zero-two)
I believe Earthbound was initially an E for Everyone on release, but is always rated T for Teen on every rerelease for probably similar reasons. Gyiyg is horrifying. And also the hallucination coffee in Saturn Valley, probably... and the hotel lady in Threed... uh, yeah, there's quite a few reasons, actually.
#drokestrokefriday #nsfw ???
shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you.
all daves assemble! @carcinoGeneticist#9890 said it's time 4 u 2 go 4 ur walk xP
the real reason i cant fill my quads is cause people refuse to make space for my gun sorry becky but ivve been emotionally invvolvved wwith my penultimate rifle long before your sorry landdwwellin ass strutted onto my shores #nsfww #gunsexual
congratulations on coming out as objectum
id shit mysElf if i found out my dj was a davE stridEr fan