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Q: What makes you different from the other Dirks? A: Realistically, not much. While I'd love to stroke my own ego and say we're all one in a krillion I think plenty can argue otherwise. I'm tanner than most of the other Dirks I've seen and my hair isn't naturally blond despite what younger me would attest but I'm not white, so, big surprise. The place I differ the most from them is likely just what we did with our ARs.
If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a gorgesaurus.

another #crow #memory ive got stored away in here is the face of a stupid fuck who threw pebbles at me for hopping on the sidewalk if that fucker didnt die from the whole world ending shit i wouldve hunted em down and done something mildly inconveniencing

lol, scratch keeps hating my chits. stay mad, woof!!! >:D

eugh my feathers feel like theyre covered in #oil which is annoying cause theyre clean its just lingering #sensations that i probably wont ever be able to forget if any of the beings that like to mess with me have anything to say on the matter
(( crow strider au mention i love you ))
꒰looked outside and saw a hairless purrbeast lusus and it is ugly as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #Positive꒱

AM I A JOKE TO YOU PEOPLE. AM I A JESTER. WHY AM I EVEN ASKING, THE ANSWER IS YES ISN’T IT?
H3LLO MY CHOOMF13S

AT 10K KULL I WILL DO NOTHING.

explode
Yes!

I should get the feathery asshole badge but I'm too lazy to ask lmao.

love when the post says i posted -1 second ago like yes i goddamn did haha
)(ic account responding to me made me laugh-wheeze so fucking loud dude. the concept of )(ic responding to a chittr shitposter i love this website

my name is gayve strider dick rider

my deadname is a dead name because if you say it you die instantly

wait that sounds self deprecating to be clear i like not being jade! it has been freeing for me




