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🦴「Tw0-t0ne hair (Capt0rs, h0ld y0ur applause) is tedi0us, but w0rth the eff0rt.」🦴 🦴「Trust me. I practically invented it in my timeline. 0u0」💀
new badge. and i'm gxing tx be Sx implanting this xne sx it can't get lxst. xr stxlen. - xx
xXx YXS. PLXXSX. xXx - xx
🦴「If I held applicati0ns t0 have y0ur shrunken skull hung 0n 0ne 0f my h0rns after y0u die, w0uld any0ne be interested?」💀
🦴「Tick t0ck」🦴 🦴「Break b0nes」🦴 🦴「0u0」💀
💀「Y0u guys kn0w when y0u're digging in the exteri0r vegetati0n encl0sure 0nly t0 accidentally unearth a l0ne femur?」☠️ 🦴「W」🦴 ☠️「What? Just me?」💀 💀「Whatever. I'm #relatable t0 s0meb0dy」💀
💀「🎵 My fist b0ne's c0nnected t0 y0ur 🎶」💀 💀「🎵 Head b0ne 🎶」🦴
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8=D < How cute!
--E√ Why do programmers often wear glasses? So they can Sea-sharp.
8=l < Something I notice about Captors 8=l < Specifically Mitunas 8=l < They are terrible at keeping their tongues in their mouths 8=) < This isn't a complaint I asshire you just an observation
💀「Aw, thanks!」💀
☠️「私、百合も好きなのよ！」🦴 ☠️「......まあ、ダジャレのつもりではなかったわ。」🦴
Mucking the hoofbeast stable blocks tonight for my transgressions~. #Gladiating #EmployeePunishments
Keep Your Ganderbulbs Peeled. I Have Something Planned For Us, As The Seasons Change. #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/vy16kxyx/ezgif-com-gif-maker.gif
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a beforus 6 is an alternian 10.
beiing iin a cult ii2 actually fuckiing awe2ome, my god mate2priit ii2 better than anyone
SO, THE WAY I UNDERSTAND IT: LIKING A CHIT MEANS 'I AGREE WITH THIS!'. PITYING A CHIT MEANS 'POOR MAN.' MEDIATING A CHIT MEANS 'WOAH NOW!' HATING A CHIT MEANS 'FUCK YOU'.
8=l < I can't fi% you but I can fi% your sink
I GUESS.
Oh! Oh!!!!!!!! Oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! A8solutely. We are getting one. It will increase morale for everyone in the ward! ##)
D --> Trotswor% will order one for each block in our building D --> And I will be ordering one for my office
UNZIP THAT GIMP SUIT A LITTLE MORE. SLUT.
WOOHOO! LOOK1NG GOOD DUDE! WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD! 6UT MO2TLY WORK HARD. 1T2 ALL THAT HELP1NG THAT GET2 YOU A 6OD TA2TY A2 THAT, HEHEHE!
>-8==— hhh oh my goodness... 0///0 >-8==— uhm, i need one for the breakblocck
੯•໒꒱ twirls my hair
(=^・。・)< CRONUS AMPURA - SEME OR UKE? LETS GO UKE! (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< LETS TACO ABOUT IT!!! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< on this episode of #magestage (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< WITH M333333 (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< all mew n33d to know about cronus ampura and his role in a boyxboy setting (◕ᴥ◕^=)< this article will contain the following content #nsfw #noncon #cnc #cronusampora #hypnosis #mindbreak #dombreaking ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･^=ゞ)< CRONUS IS A SPECTACLE! EVERYONE KNOWS OF THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND!!! (=^◠‿・)< and oh isnt he a SENSITIVE thing ᕙ(=^☉ਊ☉)ᕗ< BUT HES A MAN. AND HE WILL NOT LET MEW FURGET (゜o゜;^=)< but what do we do about a character like this when we want him to be a juliet to our romeo? the hole to our pole? the dirk to our jake? (=^⊙_◎)< some mages of heart s33 this as an easy mischaracterization loophole! (◕દ◕^=)< fudge his personality a bit yknow? ⊂(・▽・^=⊂)< and this works with some cronii! not all fit such a tight mold! (=^ ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< however when i write cronus i think of him as a stock photo! imagine a stock image of cronus! all the basic traits! goregle show me an insecure violet man with hair gel! 🤔^=< so what is there to do k33ping true to the average cronus? (=^◔‿◔)< beat on the tough guy (◕ᴥ◕^=)< hes sensitive, insecure, *manipulatable* (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< in one of my favorite cronus based ships, cronus takes the pillow princess role fur kurloz after much mind manipulation (＾3＾^=♪< the sw33t tune of someone who is going to tolerate mew when no one else will (=^◔###◔)< I S33 MEWR D33PEST FANTASIES AND HAVE YET TO TURN AWAY, DOES THAT NOT SAY SOMETHING AMPORA? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< AAAAH! SO LOVELY! (◕દ◕^=)< well thats with a dominant man, what about someone of average dominance? someone who could switch? what if we still want the target to take on the submissive role? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< lets do humiliation! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< mituna captor is the best at humiliation! mew either grow enraged or horny! (=^◠‿・)< mew know which cronus is (=^⊙_◎)< there may be problematic slur usage here #casteplay? (◕દ◕^=)< well meulin, what about kankri vantas? as the most submissive man ever? the most virgin broken man in all of paradox fiction? (っ=^˘з(˘⌣˘ )< hush my beloved reader *licks mew seductively* (=^⊙_◎)< now this is where we have to mischaracterize someone... but its okay... (゜o゜^=;)< its naughty (=^⊙_◎)< we n33d sexy professor dom PC principal kankri 🤤^=< that boy n33ds the PADDLE (゜o゜^=;)< kankri. leaving him begging. fur mercy. ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)< AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (=^◔‿◔)< its beautiful... (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< AND THIS CONCLUDES PART ONE OF OUR CRONUS SERIES AND THE FIRST EPISODE OF #MAGESTAGE!
there is an "owo" in coworker
⧃ My friends post about their paddles and their tramp stamps, never about their Roth IRA's and savings plans. This is because my friends are on Chittr, and I am one of the only trolls on here boring enough to talk about those. Mine are secure, by the way.
WAS GOING TO CHIT SOMETHING SAD AND PATHETIC BUT THAT WOULD BE SAD AND PATHETIC SO I JUST HAVE TO PRETEND EVERYTHING IS FINE AND NORMAL.
うぇ、キモ。野郎のとこにいた頃の昔の写真見つけちゃった。 でもまあ、アタシはかわいく写ってるけどね。
@AFFA6LECANTOR @ZOOLOGERCOOL2CAR
wwell if you wwish to stir my tea for me then i am certainly not the kind a high blood wwould be so rude as to turn up my nose at such a fine and gentletroll like request but i wwish to aid you in kind so perhaps i can offer you a nice and soothin shoulder rub to ease you into the swweetest a comforts i can only imagine that a vvaliant life a wworkin so wwell has givven you somethin of a rugged physique am i right helpsman my dear
i forgivve you
some people are so envvious
that saddens me to hear mister helpmeet i mean wwhat if you need help or wwhat if you feel ovverwwhelmed by your old jobs or wwhat if you get ovverstimulated by the excitement of the horse races that being said are you so sure you wwant to run to those old avvenues perhaps i can help you find a neww source of employment havve you evver considered howw adorable you wwould look as a butler
- Can your comme over and help mme stir mmy mminty julep a little for ,mmy next race. I cvant stir it and watch also, Gold Shipping Chart 9/4 ML odds s racing
oh i do bid you to use caution mister helpsman for your flattery of me and my kind nature is only going to land you one determined and pleasant spot at my side sharin a cup a tea and fawwnin at each others eyes under the moonlight howw you flatter me but i implore you please do not think of me as a highblood but as a friend a friend wwho is a royal prince but still
Canyou comme -Help mme with sommeothing actually
↻ What a l∞vely p∞st with a very s∞ur aftertaste. ↺
of course they wwouldnt after all no self respecting society wwould encourage suicide in its wwork force keep up the good wwork helpsman your peers should look to you for more guidance to keep their chins up high
s-Sorry but no offense but I would literally rather die than be a Helpssmman and do what you do as a Helperguy Helper . No offense. Howmm I going to have any timme for hoofbeast races like that ;-) Thanks brah. I mmean it
※ ANSWER ME: I'mm 20 sweeps young.g. DO you think if I got un-culled that's too old to go back to mmy old Jobs? - Yes or -NO no - Answer the Assisterr the Helpmmeet thanks
We're done doing rayge bait everyone! Now it's only giggle bait! Love bait! )-(and)(olding bait!!!!
vwowv... thanks. not wvhat i vwas hoping for 8ut, thanks
(°. #fucky𖦹urselfm𖦹nday .°) (°. #cw-suicide .°)
H◎w cute! M⟁ybe y◎u'll get y◎ur imperi⟁l ◎verseer t◎ use y◎u ⟁s ⟁ l◎vely-l◎◎king ch⟁ir
I l◎ve seeing men bend ◎ver b⟁ckw⟁rds f◎r me! They m⟁ke f◎r gre⟁t ch⟁irs!
yeah, right, that is definitely where my brain went.
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My boss put a cot in the shop so I stop not sleeping. I didn't leave work for 5 days.
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>-8==— we do!! >-8==— all blood types and hues are welccome to donate! >-8==— we test all the blood before it is ever used to ensure it is disease free!
𝙋𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙆'𝘿. what the eff!!!!!!!!!!!!! JIIIIIIIINNNXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< -- Sent by voice recording, Junior.mp3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbd235bc0da6.png #camiart #wardrobe_malfunction #suggestive @imjunior @gadaboutTrickster
>-8==— i posed for a poster on behalf of our upccoming blood drive... >-8==— please give as mucch as you ccan!! >-8==— i will be serviccing those that donate myself haha...
2O TRUE WE1RD 2QU12HY GUY2! #W1NN1NG61G #JACKPOT #G1RL6O22GAM6L1NG
D --> Of horse D --> We at Trotswor% support the Helpsforce with our pushers brazen D --> We would be happy to donate a bo% of them
D --> It is time D --> The clock struck 7:24 D --> The E%emplary Comfort Plush Doll is now available for purchase for a limited time D --> Due to intervention from a certain individual, these are simply plush dolls D --> With no additional features D --> However D --> They make an e%cellent addition to any living space D --> Place it upon your firemantle D --> Set it in your entertainment chair D --> Display it alongside your trophies
D --> It seems there is a dispute between my matesprit and a lowb100d D --> I may be capable of dealing with it myself
i love learning!
perhaps you should spend your time praisin the glory of dame benevvolent and the empire instead of on your palmhusk! lil absurd that wwasnt your first instinct ZZ8)
