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Friendship time. @ricochayedCattle befriended @fatallyForever and @hemoptysisCyanide @undefyingMess befriended @aestivalGaillardia @patronizingEuphemism befriended @xxScenegrlxx #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2563.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2562.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2561.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2560.jpeg
Unfortunate then! Guys can be really cool and kind and sweet. There's a lot more bad actors in human society I'd say and even some not so great troll guys on the platform but like. idk, not having a preference in men is fine but when you start just hating on them as a whole it gets weird.
I know I say this with the yuri tag but men are pretty nice too 🥴
is anybody mad at me
its strider trolling hours yall are getting #trolled
huh, thanks! i appreciate it zz:)
lovwe the pun, and I did?
am i weird for basically never chitting (chittring?) in the afternoon? one of my close pals called it weird as a joke but i actually started to think about it. in the afternoon i'm either in bed napping, in bed staring at my ceiling, hanging out with someone or just going for a walk or hanging out at the park.
okay im done being stressed out about all the clowvns and mimes follovwing. vwassup gang?
Gang... i think this guy just died...
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1ts probably 1n the ocean 1 got a lusus look1ng for 1t currently
1 managed to fl1ng 1t far
{{Ooc is Rezdain i got a couple characters °°ABOUT CHARACTER°° Canon Divergent/ Alt Timeline Names & titles: Rufio/Rufioh Nitram, The Summoner, The Calvareaper. Nicknames: Rufi, Nite, Mr.Fae. Gender: Male, Intersex Age: 100 sweeps DOB: April 20th °Appearance° Hair: Black with sun red highlights, short length when slicked back, medium length when loose. Eyes: Bronze Height: nearly as tall as GHB being a foot short Body type: Somewhat muscular but a thin build meant for endurance and stamina. °Personality° Rather a mellowed out troll who is a little flirt but swoons over anyone who sees him as who he is. Also an Abivert. Positive Traits: Loyal, companion supporter, generous, a listener Negative Traits: Stubborn, a little lazy, a little prideful Hobbies: drawing, gardening. °Relationships° Matesprit: N/A, Mindfang-Ex lover Moirail: N/A Kismesis: Grand Highblood Auspistice: N/A Sexuality: Homoflexible- Prefer men over women but doesn't mind the company of women. Religious views: Spiritual Occupation/Job: Military General- Formerly. Other: Survived the rebellion and gone into hiding - Rainbow eater (basically a hemospectrum cannibal), Daywalker/Sunwalker
(( it will be up in a few hours))
1ts a club that belongs to the grand h1gh blood
1 am doomed
Everyone is here. #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2502.jpeg
New friendships are blossoming on the island. @naughtyTechnician and @fatallyForever became friends with @nicheLarper @tentativelyTenebrous became friends with @cryhoundColortura @groovyKosmonaut became friends with @maniadrivenSpectacle @dedicatedEscritoire became friends with @myriadMelody @yunyunIloveyou became friends with @undefyingMess #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2514.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2511.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2512.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2513.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2516.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2515.jpeg
do i redownload amogus ims o fuckin bad at lyin i jst wanna do all the tasks
omg, yo, TOTAL banger... All act1on packed and sh*t, but st1ll SUPER emot1onal, ya feel me? }:)
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >M!r/\! n!kk! !s 0bj≡《 t!v≡ly th≡ b≡st /\n!m≡ /\nd !f y0u d!s/\gr≡≡ th≡n y0u /\r≡ just wr0ng s0rry
Found an old picture my auntie sent me of a giant silk moth she found. #nsfw only because some people might be scared of moths, don't wanna bug 'em haha
[ >SO LONG AS IT IS IN GOOD FAITH, WHO AM I TO STOPPETH YE?_ ]
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH DECREE THIS WEDNESDAY AS #WIZARDWEDNESDAY. YE NEED NOT PARTICIPATE BUT IT WOULD BE, LIKE, TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME IF THOU DIDST JUST SAYING. HTTPS://DAVIDMATTINGLY.COM/IMAGES/FANTASY-FULL/MATT_244_FULL.JPG_ ]
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https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames4.png day two of the #stridergames begins with THE PEOPLES CHAMPION BATTUR RUNMAN AVENGING THE PRESIDENT AND TAKING DOWN @turingTranscendence! WE SALUTE THIS LEGENDARY BASEBALL PLAYER! @redKeeper falls to his own hubris! how else could it have gone!? and doll shows MERCY on @brainghostDirk! how kind!
Good evening, my friends! An early start for me today. I hope to share some beautiful sights with you soon. For now, another poem — this one always reminds me of a young man I once knew. A haiku composed in grief by the great Chiojo: “Dragonfly catcher, How far have you gone today In your wandering?”
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames6.png day 3 of the #stridergames passes largely without incident as contestants focus on arming themselves with deudly firearms... @broStrider joins the sheep squad
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames7.png yawn! boring! #stridergames day 4 passes without note
O~ I alwayS Say it'S worth a try! You never know. ~O
PIKACHU?! today is wonderful actually ending it all postponed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ad59d67e0641.png
O~ Anything could be among any one of uS at any time. ~O O~ I believe thiS Specifically iS a computer game though. ~O
> i normally don't like too many human games, but this game "Clash Royal" is some HEAT. > mfw i enjoy pwning little wrigglers and making them cry. > i run 3.0 xbow cycle against megaknight LOSERS. > what a skill issue! > if anyone wants my friend code so i can whoop your sorry rump, hit me up.
> okay WOW i'm glad i left that store. > swarming with drones! > little does anyone know that the culprit is making this chittr post in a nearby dump! LOL > leaving it after this post because some rancid fuckwit will snitch. > these rats can suck me from bulge to nook. haters hate that they can't be me so they wanna rid of me. > neither will happen though! stay mad and sad.
> be me. > you can never be me, but whatever. > currently inside of an Evilwill, trying out their shitty blenders that would take your finger off. > these bitches got some MONSTER capacitors, buy a couple to throw it into my husktop later on for possible configuration and upgrades. > leave the place. > some bumfuck smelly CLOWN decides to step up, and try snagging my shit. > says they want it for whatever weird gore fetish bullshit those mangy juggalos rave about. > i refuse, i stole these things rightfully! my shit! > try to pull out their strife weapon and cull me. > mfw clowns never learn. > proceed to catapult that FUCKWIT into the next town over. lololol. > accidentally destroyed the Evilwill signage. > book it before the drones start coming for my sweet ass. > tfw you just stuck it to a highblood while causing destruction to a business. > my day was absolutely phenomenal. > ROFLMAO.
࣪⊹₊˚{ + why is he so.... um #noicantsayit }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHO the fresh fucking kelp is kuprum maxlol!!!! }>_<{ }>_<{ }>_<{ }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
yeah. just because i make a sex j0ke that i would carry 0ut doesn't mean i sh0uld waste the opp0rtunity two make real pie.
> holy FUCK > finally up after drooling over my keyboard with my face buried in it due to mind honey. > folykl wasn't lying, that shit is no joke! > mfw never doing that shit again without her. > mfw now feeling like i wanna just fuckin' die now lol. > i did this to myself. > fuck.
lmao 50 ♡ and i'll post a pussy pic vs 50 ♤ and i'll post ass. #nsfw the joke is that i'll never hit those numbers rip you horny suckers
i got to hhavee. ooatmeall. for my bbreakfastt ::)
hhelloo to. the iinternett. and aalsoo my ffriendss. wwhatt has eeveryonee. eeatenn. ttodayy?
thank you, you too
I HAVE SOME. OPINIONS. ABOuT WOMENFOLK.
haha, oh you a1n't seen noth1n yet, doll };) just wa1t hehehe...
yessss 💪💪 trash pals for L1FE... yo the eastern beforan on th1s show goes so hard ngl...
oooh hmm 1 always watch 1n sub... but 1'm k1nd of a sub snob, haha };) wh1chever you prefer should work, tbh...
((I will also say ooc trigger warning for gross stuff like blood, trash eating, that kinda thing, and also for child trafficking and pedophilia in a couple of the middle episodes. It's not a big part of the show but it's a big part of a certain character's backstory and can be very disturbing. #abuse #nsfwe #horror just in case ^^;
H*LL yes g1rl... let me know what you th1nk }:) uh but fa1r warn1ng, 1t does get k1nda nasty somet1mes...
ok so l1ke, the ma1n k1d 1s th1s super bad *ss... but he's also super 1nto trash? but the whole world 1s bas1cally trash, so 1t's l1ke, whatever, r1ght... but l1ke, 1t's super cool, cuz the WAY he loves the trash g1ves that sh*t power, yo... you gotta g1ve 1t a shot, f1rst ep 1s k1nda ba1t n sw1tch so g1ve 1t a couple ep1sodes or so haha...
> lol just relapse on not relapsing. > ez solution.
> so ive beenz thunkin reeeeal hard, sizzling somr hardcore shit in my pan. > why don't we like... make a psiionic fuvkin olympics or some shit? > soooo many explosionz wilk ensue. > maybe iss the honey givin me these whavk fuck ideas. > but ts sounds BALLER
oh uh thank you, good morning to you too
> heard of it! been meaning to get a gander at that. > is it any good?
> oh fr? > ong? > on lusus? > send over anything! just don't explode my shit, even though my amped security will counter and reroute it to your pc! > don't recommend it for your sake. > always down for a fresh kickback to something new though!
> > TrollverWatch, Empress' Gate 3, Shrill of Duty: Spectres, and Dead by Nightlight. > lost a lot ever since some DUMB PRIMATE spilled something on my last husktop. > r.i.p.
also good mornin chittr
> Be me. > decide to boot up a new vidya i got from some tech trash pile, all full of fairybull-shit games and such. > throw that fucker into my husktop. > mfw i'm too exhausted to look through the files. > immediate SHITSTORM happens. > computer begins to smoke, but it works! no exploding ensued. > quickly restart the fucker. > HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND A GAME NOWADAYS FOR FREE THAT ISN'T SHIT/A TROJAN? > image related. i need a smoke after that tomfuckery. > mfw i don't even smoke. > image related. > i'm a fucking idiot lol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd33edda1d09.png
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*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I shed a single tear in pride. You will go far.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You won’t boldly claim your whorish nature? You won’t be a proud harlot in front of all and sundry? Be bold! Be strong! Flirt with all who take your fancy until you find the one to settle down with!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
i could just tell you :P
search deep within yourself and you will find the answer.....
:33 < nyo its nyot!! :33 < beclaws mewr loyal when someone picks mew as mewr one and only!!
there have been, at the very least, four bugs ever! how interesting
LET IT BE KNOWN IN THIS MOMENT, YOU INSUFFERABLE NOOKWORM, THAT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY VARIANT OF OUR ACQUAINTANCE GROUP WITH A FEW EXTRA SWEEPS OF MATURITY UNDER THEIR TROUSER TOURNIQUET. BOTH COURSES OF ACTION YOU'VE SUGGESTED ARE EVIDENTLY FAR, FAR EASIER FOR ME THAN THEY ARE FOR YOU.
yES HELLO i AM tAVROS, iT IS NICE TO MEET YOU,
✿ a cur𖥧❦us ❦ne ✿
im just saying have we tried making a fort about this? #fortfriday.
> I DON'T care who in the whackwithering fuck-knuckle likes this shit, and this is coming from someone who is certainly not picky with food, but... > Bathing fucking sucks, lol. > Like why do I need to wash when I'm just going to get dirty again? Makes NO SENSE lol. > Tfw stenchmogging all you lowkey. > Tfw no shame.
> That fight night was a JOKE. > Nobody even ended up breaking any bones like that! > Shit is L A M E . > Mfw I just want to see REAL violence.
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite
evveryone cancel him NOW https://ibb.co/dww2gnFHD
XDXD [ pictured is a blurry photo of an opossum-shaped lusus climbing up and about Arcjec's head. one of its paws is smacked directly into their face. ] XDXD
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb016c693c81.png get re♤dy for your p♤ck♤ges. kupomom ♤nd i ♤re enroute.
what the FUCK JUST LIKED AND PITIED MY CHITTS?
Awww, I enjoy speaking with you as well, Codexx! Glad to be friends with someone so polite!
For you, I would recommend a soothing chamomile tea!
Sounds like a splendid time, friend! I could make us a nice lunch to go along with it, as well!
Oooh, now I want some tea myself! I'll have to see if we have any...
Oho, just about! There are calming teas, medicinal teas, invigorating ones, sleep-inducing ones, too many kinds to count! Ginseng tea is quite good for supporting the immune system and encouraging the flow of energy. What might your favorite tea be?
Good evening, my friends! Isn’t it a beautiful night? I begin every dusk by pouring myself my favorite drink. In my tongue, this delicious concoction is known most commonly as “scalding leaf fluid.” However, I have also come to appreciate the simpler name loaned from other languages: tea! My favorite type of tea is made with the roots of the ginseng, a plant native to the eastern mountains and requiring many sweeps of growing before they are ready for harvest. Like the ginseng, we must nurture ourselves, and the fruit of our patience will nurture others. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4e126cd4683.jpeg
> FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO ADD IMAGES FUCK FUCK FUCK GAAAAAAAH I JUST LOST SO MUCH AURA OFF MY LAST POST NOOOOOOOOO. > Mfw I wanna eat my own foot.
> Thanks! Never thought this day would come so quick.
> HOLY FUCK THE EMPRESS HERSELF TRIZZA FOLLOWED ME!?!? > It's a dream come TRUE! > Never have I had my pusher flutter so much upon seeing a notification! > I swear I'll make the BEST BATTERY the Empire has EVER seen!!! > Mfw WINNING.
> Uhhhhhhuh. > Chat, is this "rizz"? > Mfw.
> Be me. > Scrolling through Chittr. > Notice all the horrible takes. > CRINGE! Nobody has any MOXIE OR PA-ZAZ anymore! > I hereby decree that this Chittr account is now a total no fairybull-shit zone. > KEEP YOUR INCESSANT CRINGE TO YOURSELF, LOL! > I hate you all.
ok i listened to all the reviews of my pokemon team (1 shedinja) and i’ve come up with a new updated version i’m not taking any criticism or suggestions at this time https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0875.jpeg
ok i survvivved evveryone cheers
☆~𖦹 Give me a call if you ever need company. Or if you want a taste ;) 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 Don't get too amazed yet, this is still a small leak for me ;) 𖦹~☆
Normally the best way to remove a stain without ruining the fabric is to use warm water with lemon juice, and simply running it under said warm water. But, seeing as they are not at home, this is the second best solution! Good luck, milgut!
Awh, you're much too kind, Codexx! <:)
Oh, its quite alright codexx. Things have always been a bit tense between our families!
You make ONE spelling error, and it haunts you forever!
i just made this account so ill need time to make a proper pinned. but for novw, here is the relevant info needed: good chance to be canon diwvergent as im a fictiwve going based off his memories he liwves on earth c in a hiwve alone he is humankin, but still acknovwledges that hes a troll at the end of the day regardless of his humankin status reference: https://i.ibb.co/93tY76Wy/20260506-165009.jpg
ok this is getting interesting someone get me popcorn
CREATORS BLESS EVERY CHEF AND COOK ON PLANET EARTH!!!! #thankgodsforserviceworkers
Find a way to earth c and I gladly will!
:33< #selflove
first time being kidnapped kind of nervvous
he might ssee thiss!! i don’t want him to know…
🐾what do yoU call a carefUl wolf? ''aware-wolf''! hehe,
Ahem right, I believe it's about time for a proper introduction. Greetings! My name is Calcifer. For privacy sake, I shall forego my last name for now. I'm 20 years old in human time measurement, I used to live on Earth C, however I now roam dimension to dimension. I make a habit not to stick around in one place for long. I am the middle child of three siblings, Callum, Ember, and Blaize. I am an aspiring writer, I have a particular passion for musical theater and fine literature. I'm a bit of a private person at times, and I can be a tad wordy. Apologies in advance if my speech ever comes across odd or absurd. I hope I can make a space for myself here. I look forward to meeting you all.
Huhu, its alright. No need to apologize.
i gUeSs tHaT Up aNd wOrKs aLsO :o)
iM BoUtTa tUrN ThE HoRn pIlE InTo a hOrN MoUnTaIn
my precious daughter and the best necromancer ever!
Ah! Greetings, hello! A pleasure to meet you.
ok ok focus focus egbert. what to do with the rest of your morning?
IM SAYINGGGG
[ >CASTING MINE SPELLS UPON THE FEED_ ]
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is AKRAVI TYPHLO, and you are a SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL taking up hive in the ARID DESERTS of ALTERNIA, making your home in a long-abandoned ruin carved into the sandstone cliffside, expanded upon by yourself and your LUSUS to include a KICK-ASS TOWER fitting of ANY WIZARD WORTH THEIR SALTS. It is located not too far from the settlement of SANDSTRIDE, home to similarly like-minded, magically inclined trolls. As with most goldbloods, you have a PENCHANT FOR COMPUTER SHIT, though you are most definitely NOT THE BEST AT IT. Your IMPULSIVE HABITS tend to GET THE BEST OF YOU, resulting in HASTILY-MADE SPAGHETTI CODE and ERRORS UPON ERRORS SPAWNED FROM ONE CURLY BOY }. Your real passion, however, lies within POTION CRAFTING. Brews most sinister and non-sinister, which you sell to get some extra WALKING AROUND CAEGAR. You are a self-proclaimed ALCHEMIST and WIZARD. It's not your fault that magic and brews are fucking AWESOME. As such, you are a follower of the infinitely wise teachings of TROLL MERLIN, as well as a MEMBER of the SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION, which is overseen by the SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL. You have a VARIETY OF OTHER INTERESTS, perhaps way too many, finding yourself jumping between hobbies like it's GOING OUT OF STYLE, to the point where you frequently FORGET ABOUT YOUR PAST HOBBIES. Some of those include MIXOLOGY, ACID JAZZ PIANO, POETRY, and a PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS. Your trolltag is arenaceousAlchemy and you [ >SPEAKETH IN A, LIKE, COMMANDING AND PROMPTING TONE, LOLE_ ] What will you do? ======> AKRAVI: START POSTING ON CHITTR DOT ING. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119484708_jP7VyOhPEIxZP1q.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119823992_cShZHL2vfC0AO7E.png
[ >#WIZARDPOSTING #GIF #FLASHING? HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/YPY2IIEQBZQAAAAJ/EVIL-FUCKING.GIF_ ]