༄johnathaniel windsockamin༄
@windyTrickster
just your friendly neighborhood windy boy! (earth-z)
the lighting in the show dave is making me watch is atrocious.
it wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt so bad
dave i know i'm the last person who should be saying this given my movie track record, but maybe this is just bad.
why was cinderella so bad at soccer? well, she never could score a goal. yeah, she just kept... running away from the ball.
no one understands yakety sax the way i do.
see? you're not understanding. it's a timeless piece of music that commits to its vibe so thoroughly that it continues to be used in comedic contexts for years upon years. it's a genuinely awesome piece of music.
/.id.argue.i.understand.its.deeper.undertones.pretty.well.too.\
new old friends in my universe. :)
you miiight wanna talk to my dave for that one, instead. he likes dry wit! at least, i have to assume, since he uses it himself all the time. >:I
Don't be so worried. I do it all the time by means of body hopping. It's perfectly safe if you know how to dispose of the less than desirable realities. Typically you can asertain the ones you want to avoid by asking questions such as: "Where are your friends." "Can I speak directly to your denizen?" "What are your intentions with my timeline?" "Sell me this pen." And many others.
Namely the ones involving murder of friends and family, take over via outerworld malevolent entity, ECT. There are many. Far too many to go over. On a serious note, I do advise being a little more discerning with whom you allow here. I would hate for a wonderful planet such as this to be the subject to potential hostile takeover if shown to the wrong force majeure.
... I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, DRILL IT INTO THE HEADS OF THE NUMBSKULLS I SHARE MY PLANET WITH. THANKS.
Oh, worry not. I'll have many stories to tell on my visit there. I'll be seeing you soon.
jade has cool badges. maybe john wants cool badges. @imJunior could i maybe get a fun silly selection, when you've got a chance? :)
why did we ever let 80s puffer vests out of our hearts?
good question they're stylish actually
only a couple actually. i WANT more, but i kinda wear the whole godtier thing more often, so it's kinda pointless i think.
i'm gonna dance so hard they start calling me party mcfly.
sometimes i feel a little bad so many of the people here are going through crazy stuff while my problem of the day is that i saw two really cool coasters online and couldn't decide between them. but also i guess we did kind of earn our peace, given that we beat the game and everything. um. still. sorry about the crazy stuff.
No John, that’s a serious problem you had on your hands there.
they don't go together!! but maybe if they're kept really far away from each other, it won't ruin the vibe...
I think that would work. People would be like ‘wow John, you’ve got so many aesthetic vibes. You’re depth is huge.’
hmm... okay. be honest, though. if you walked into a guy's house and the two kinds of coasters he had were vinyl themed and slimer themed, would you think that his depth is huge, or would you think he's a weirdo?
i can't decide what coasters i want. :( i found some awesome slimer ones online and that's like. obviously my brand, right? but there's also these really neat super old mini vinyl ones, like they look like fake records!!! and they feel way more like actual home decor than slimer coasters. >:I but dave said he would literally steal the vinyl ones if i got them, so like!!!!!!!! stuck on what to do. the universe is pointing towards slimer, but i really can't decide.
they don't go together. if i had both of these on the same table it would look really stupid. it has to be one or the other.
jade is making me really used to saying i love you. at this rate, i'm going to slip up and say it to others and then have to awkwardly explain myself.
You do it to me and I'm going to look at you like you are fucking crazy.
i love you too jman even though you piss me off sometimes i wouldnt even trade you for your alternates probably
i think that's the kindest you've been to me in almost a decade. :)
wait i never saw this post... i am smiling so big and giggling about it
she put whiskers on me.
jade is going to get me. and it is my fault. i accept what's to come.
i think if i called what happened to me fumbling, dave would hit me.
WHERE IS HE GETTING THESE VIDEOS?
whoever posted the link that dave just played. i'm upset.
dave mediated the song i posted. :/
Like, thursday but i've been trying to be chill about it and uhhh. troll me wants to be me so bad she made me her. we're fighting about it
alternate universes are weird. :(
i'm really normal right now.
i don't feel normal, though! like, what are you even supposed to do or feel when an alternate version of your previously long-term girlfriend follows you out of nowhere? i don't know how to be normal about that! :(
I dunno little man, I don't stay attached to anybody that long to form any sort of meaningful relationship, best I can say is, shrug go "Oh well guess that's a thing now" and keep on moving with life.
WOMP WOMP...
sorry, that's just something i started to say when i'm upset. this was probably my most overzealous womp womp yet, too.
Well, I 'ope y'feel better soon...!! If y're still upset, I mean. 'm-- um-- not tryin' t' intrude.
it's okay!! thanks for being concerned. i'm just. dealing with something kind of silly right now. :p