༄johnny windsock༄
@windyTrickster
(dont call me johnny though) just your friendly neighborhood windy boy! (earth-z)
what do people find funny these days, anyways? skibidi toilet? six seven?
idk how funny youll think it is but i like fishifyin regular-ass sayings Like left & right = port & starboard it aint that deep = shit aint 20000 leagues
actually i'm kind of obsessed with that. you could say i take to it like a clownfish takes to a sea anemone.
holy dooley i nearly forgot about this place!
avoidant! but i'll allow it because i like you. still, you can always talk to me. as for me? eh, you know, just hero stuff. flying around, helping people out... i even got my superhero moment and got to stop a train with a broken emergency brake!!!!!!!! i have. ALWAYS. wanted to do that.
Oh, If You Stopped A Train You Are Just Like Your Human " Spiderman ", Right? :>
YES! i am SUCH a spiderman. your friendly neighborhood windy boy! plus it's kind of apt with my thing with vriska, she's got this whole spider theming, so. :p
putting a little deli ham between some crackers never hurt anybody. #snack #mysnack #yum
i am so sorry about your presumed deli ham in cracker related trauma. i'll be more careful with my words in the future.
Thank you, John. This indiscretion has greatly retraumatized me, but I will forgive your ignorance this once. In the future, be more careful about what snacking tips you post.
this is what its all about!! ...im gonna make some mini roll sandwiches later im craving deli meats now but we just finished lunch!!
you know, they were actually ritz, but we can pretend they were soda crackers for a second.
>> Thank you, ¡'m ho1d¡ng your hand rn aડ we ડhare the ડoda crackerડ
₍^. .^₎⟆ Absssolutely꠹
oh! okay. rapidly realizing things about chittr and finally comprehending the warning i was given about how people use it. okay. hold on while i recalibrate. bzzt. chk-chk-zip! bzzt. systems recalibrated! johnbot3000 is now 22.6% more accepting! :p
>> ¡ડ ¡t the hornypoડt¡ng? ¡tડ the hornypoડt¡ng ¡ડn't ¡t
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good for them! wipes a singular, proud tear. the hornyposters are so free...
i wonder if i can get people to start calling saltines "soda crackers" again like they did in the 50's and 60's. i just think it's such a fun term. soda crackers!
>> ¡ w¡11 take ¡t under conડ¡derat¡on
i beg of you! before you assume i'm like a bajillion years old, please look at the alternate version of my icon in my pinned post! if i had a real mustache i promise it would be so much better than that!! mercy!
i feel like I'm about to get read for filth #scared
>> ¡ have no c1ue how he'ડ gonna react, ¡'m ડorry ¡f ¡ threw you ¡nto the how1beaડt den He fee1ડ very ડtrong1y about fac¡a1 ha¡r
⧃ I'm not a fan of a mustache without a beard to go with it. Also, this is clearly a pair of groucho glasses.
⧃ The lack of proper facial hair besides the mustache is still marks off.
>> ¡ 1¡ke h¡ડ muડtache but godડ ¡ am obડeડડed w¡th you 1mfaowhwk
whoa, my dave! (he's in my notifications :p) (hi dave!)
oh you know, just doing my rounds. visited jade today! well, obviously, considering i'm here, helping with the... heh. experiment. what's good with you, brochacho? i feel like i haven't seen you in. uhh. uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... jeez, what, like a year? more? two??
two or three now, yeah lol wanted to walk the world a spell, only really settled back a month or so ago now lol popped in to see Harls not long back and she asked me to help her out with this you seen posie lately? she and naya are comin up on their anniversary party here soon
oookayyy cool guy. gotta walk the world. discover yourself. soul seeking. i see you, i see you. uhh yeah no i stopped in on her way early in the month. she mentioned the anniversary, but not the party. do you think it's gonna be some kind of fancy do, or more of a fun cute get together?
hah, yeah basically did you know before the game i never left texas? i wanted to see what i was missing, even if it's a little different you know how naya is, it's gonna be some black tie affair where she can stroll around with posie on her arm and show off how stunning she is lmfao be prepared for champagne
really? and all of that soul searching lead you to-- hold on. puts on my reading glasses. (which are, in fact, just a second pair of the exact same glasses i had on.) eh-hem. --screenwriting? hardly seems worth a multi year jaunt around the world. you could have come to that conclusion here! but anyway, shame on me for hoping otherwise. it's not like i can't appreciate having an excuse to dress snazzy once in a blue moon, but isn't it so... i don't know! it's a little like dress up, isn't it? like, who are you fooling? haha.
lmfao you're a dork man anyway, i was doing the screenwriting before all that too, i just hadn't really been feeling connected with my work for a while so i took some time to figure things out haha. i even saw bro a couple times, he and dork met me in new new zealand for a camping sabbatical i think i needed the trip though, i feel a lot clearer about what i want. i picked up a cat in berlin. i named her spatzle i dunno, naya and posie have always been on the mature side right? now that we're all in our thirties, i think they just want to not feel like such kids anymore, especially with how long they've been together. like we're not 16 anymore, y'know? and they're both pretty public figures and all.
oh! duh wait i should post these before i forget!
haha, just messing. you don't think i look good like this? iiiiiiii think the beaglepuss adds a certain... refinement to my silhouette.
a dignified gentleman! certainly nothing untrustworthy or mischievous about this visage!
so! what do we do around here? just joke and gab? hope our chits don't get lost in a deluge of other posts equally as desperate for attention and validation? share our deepest darkest secrets and insecurities? i'll go last! haha.
fOrGoT BoUt lIkE AbOuT BeIn hOrNy, ThEy dO ThAt a lOt. (o:
hey, it's a common part of the human-troll experience! not that unexpected.
this is just like the movie the one (2001) except its not at all like that.
This Is Really Funny, They Just Aren't Hearing You. #sympathetic