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#nowplaying [ TH3 WRONG ON3 | 2orryX & Drowning Pool ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=fB-AU89aApU&2i=92YjfMVfyOX4fbh7
troll pitbull just wished me a happy wriggling day :)))) #eridanweek
Following the latest presidential mandate, have some #yuriposting https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/cb112a613991b8f27c765e639d42eb5d6fb66ec2.png #nsfw
on an entiiirely unrelated note i am DEFINITELY a furry
≈ Ass so fat you arrange the construction work before their arrival. #nsfw ? ≈
met the cuuuuuutest little violet tonight <3333 we're meeting up later to "hang" ✨😋 💕💕
>([#oly s#it troll pitbull and troll lady gaga are about to fucking collab at #eridanweek]
People If We Reach 95 Ppl Im Posting Booby Pics!!!!! #nsfw #boob
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
i was yannkinng mmy shit cleann off annd they hated mme for it #nnsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED TOP SHELF CRYSTALIZED SOPOR SO HAHARD I STARTED HAHALLUCINATING THE MIRTHFUL MUTHAHAFUCKING MESSIAHS THEMSELVES POURING THAHAT SWEET FAYGAN ELIXER DOWN MY GULLET SO PLENTIFUL THAHAT IT HIT MY STOMACH LIKE A GROG SHOT. WHEN I CAME TO I WAS FACE-DOWN IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN GRUB SAUCE WITH A BEAT-ASS VIOLETBLOODED BITCH FROM THE OUTER FLEETS. NO GILLS, ONLY ONE HORN. STILL FUCKED HER ANYWAYS. GLUBBY TOPPY HAHAD ME SPEAKING ANCIENT ALTERNIAN BACKWARDS FOR A FORTNIGHT, THEN LIT UP A FUGU TOKE WHILE THE CAEGARS PILED UP. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance #rechitt
top 3 times to shut the fuck up 1. when ur in a bookhive 2. when ur watching a movie 3. when im talking ;o)
WHAT is with the number of CLOWNS on this site?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAY, WHO'S TRYNA BOUNCE ON IT SILLY STYLE WHILE READING SCRIPTURE? :o) #nsfw
── ✦ I DID N⚢T HAVE T⚢ SCR⚢LL FAR T⚢ FIND A HIGHBL⚢⚢D ALREADY J⚢KING AB⚢UT AB⚢LISHING THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM F⚢R "APRIL F⚢⚢LS." T⚢ BE EXPECTED ⚢F A VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU'RE HAHAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR CHEEKS. #nsfw
Your name is SEDREK ZALETH You live in TUFF AS SHIDD bachelor pad all by yourself, which is ironic, because you aren't bachelor. Your lusus, the mighty HARLEQUIN CRABDAD, has been hibernating beneath the ocean a mile off the coast of Thrashthrust Beach since you were just a wriggler, which means that your upbringing largely contained a CONCERNING LACK OF CUSTODIAL OVERSIGHT. It's a miracle that you haven't been culled yet! You are a purpleblooded member of the MIRTHFUL FAITH OF THE CLOWN MESSIAHS, although your understanding of the religion is held in a way that many of your fellow subjugglators would describe as VAGUELY CONFUSED AND DEBATABLY HERETICAL. You have lifelong abstained from the SLAUGHTERFUL CULLING OF THE LOWER CASTES, a teetotalism which spawned from your misinterpretation of the passage in the Book of Uproar where it is written FUCK THE LOWBLOODS which you have taken far more literally than was intended. You subscribe to a personal philosophy which you arrived at from arbitrarily cherrypicking gospel passages that you thought sounded cool, a philosophy that has led you to conclude that ultimate meaning is derived from STACKING THE MOST PAPER, PAILING THE BADDEST SHAWTIES, AND KEEPING TO A GRINDSET MINDSET, whatever the fuck that means. Your primary hustle is the selling of SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE AMOUNTS OF RECREATIONAL NARCOTICS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS AND SERVICES, but your real passion is trying to kickstart a SoundClawed rap career under the pseudonym YUNG JUGG. You are notably hellishly good at TREKKEN, one of the hottest analogue fighting games on the market. You were once considered one of the best players in your region, but have since stopped attending tournaments after an incident involving an extremely salty goldblood and your NEAR DECAPITATION. Your trolltag is mercurialGorepriest [CG] and you type (•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOUD AS FUCK IN A WAY THAHAT SHOWS EVERYONE HOW JAZZED YOU ARE TO BE HERE. 💯💯💯💯 🔥🔥🔥 :o)
pumping it rn and by it i mean my dick #nsfw
they would call me "girl's girl" on earth ;-;
SHAMONE! The King of Pop is now on chittr! HEE HEE!
i fukin luv marvus!!!!!!!! #eridanweek
~just a real shame you have to sneak! if you say me make sure to say hi, i love your eyes <3
((Green or purple depending on whether the grain used was carnivorous or poisonous))
102 User Peak Has Been Hit Officially Let Us Raise A Glass Of Wine To Cheers To Our First Time Having 100+ Members #substance
~if loving clovvns is a crime, then cull me already
https://files.catbox.moe/ofr1r3.png https://cookinclenup.straw.page (Pinned post updated! Now with a Q&A website) Your name is Dedera Tentai You're a damn fine seadweller DANCER deep down in the Aerros' seas, you're basically always MOVING and SHAKING it! Though recently though you've taken to using all that dancing experience for more COMBATIVE purpose. Everyone expects a big girl to be throwing punches, nobody expects you to be kicking out ankles with such ease~ From windmill spins to some fancier moves you can't be bothered to name, but you really just enjoy CAPOEIRA for all the FLUIDITY it gives you! Keeps your big frame nice and limber to swing around too~ Course...all that really only applies IN WATER, you do still try to do your dancing on land. But its certainly a lot more of a WORKOUT!. You've always got about 3-4 water bottles loaded up to keep yourself HYDRATED up on land. Any manner of working out dries you up and fast, doesn't help you tend to get... WEIRD when you're dried out, in attitude and motions. Most people ask if you're drunk off something when you've gone without water! Most of the time you're slinking out of the seas to go see your land-dwelling friends. Sure other seadwellers call you weird for going to some 'unruly lowblood's ' dance club, but you just can't resist seeing everybody being ACTIVE! You don't allow anybody to be a wallflower when you're around, even if you have to push them out to the dance floor and teach em yourself! Your trolltag is AgileTwist and you type in a way "That pUNctUatES yoUR LovE of movEmENt aND DiREctioN! Capitalized N S W E U D L R. North, South, West, East, Up, Down, Left, Right!
Business As Usual. A Violetblood Tried Getting Handsy Vith One Of The Dancers In The Black Diamond. Imperial Royalty Or Not, He Has Been Strung Up To The Hot Irons For His Disrespect Of The Rules. #violence
oKay i thiNK you deseRve my fave photo of aГГ time with my Гusus oГd maN had it comiNg #goRe https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/29/photo_2026-03-27_00-29-20.jpg
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D --> I have been informed that we are posting photography of ourselves in service of familiarizing ourselves with our fellow members of the Imperial order D --> To this end, in service of remaining a good role model to my fellow Beforans, I have included the latest photo-portrait taken for my position as Chairman of E%emplary Industries https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48ef23e4ba8b.png
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
honeypoT be sTirrin' up wiTh all sorTs'a wicked fine sweeTs This eve... anoTher page for my scrapbook...
(I should not have fuckin chitted until 5 am, I just woke up and it 12 in the fucking mornin)
"Press shift to crouch" more like i'll press shift to kneel and suck someone off #nsfw
ITS SUCH A GOOD SONG
BABY IM AN ANIMAL BUT YOU CAN GET A TASTE #LYRIC #NSFW? #THE-SONG-IS-NSFW
"kiss me until my lips fall off kiss me until i start to rot" -troll lebanon hanover #nsfwe #lyrics #gore
“as i spitting, splitting, blood red breaking windows in my heart and the past is taunting fear of ghosts is forcing me apart” - fear of ghosts by troll the cure if you’ve never listened to lovesong’s b-side youre missing out #lyrics #gore #quote
you understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything
~ Do you l11k33 how 11 w44lk? Do you l11k33 how 11 t44lk? Do you l11k33 how my f44c33 d11s11nt33gr44t33s 11nto ch44lk? 11 h44v33 44 wond33rful m44t33, 11 h44v33 44 pow33rful job Sh33 cr11t11c11z33s m33 for b3311ng 33goc33ntr11c (H44-h44-h44-h44!) #lyr11cs ^_< ~ᅠᅠXoXo
getting the shit beat out of you after being chased in the woods like youre prey is the best form of foreplay , , , #nsfw #dubcon #picunrelated https://i.imgur.com/yyenNEH.png
compliment ur local hot lady it will improve her day signifccanrtly
i am of the firm belief that people look so much fucking hotter when theyre covered in blood dont think it matters whos blood it is tho man i might need to stabcute people more often #nsfw #nsfwe maybe #gore
Gladly.
Baddies, ψhere are you? Reveal yourself.
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN A BIG ASS BOTTLE OF THAT SWEET SWEET WICKED ELIXIR BUT CHEESE IS PRETTY GOOD TOO
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@bbarackobbama i feel like tr0llbbama,bbabby,n0,"ye$,we can"
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IS IT RUDE TO ASK SHAWTY TO TAKE HER INVISILINE OUT BEFORE SHE SUCKS MY BULGE? #nsfw
White shirt gang who else likes getting soaked and having it cling to you so other people can see your bra -3- #nsfw (ish)
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it's been a LONG day. pass the #substances! mew~ 💖✨
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
>([dont try n roll wit# t#e big dawgs if you t#ink you too good to bark is all im sayin]
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TRYING TO GET FUCKED OR TRYING TO GET FUCKED UP? BECAUSE I CAN MAKE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS HAPPEN. :o) #nsfw
« hjëlp! » « https://media1.tenor.com/m/N1eC5_O9KiAAAAAd/justketh-goose-attack.gif »
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THINKING ABOUT GETTING A WOOFBEAST.
i lowk luv da smell of gasoline x) but idk if i would drink it... tee bee ache
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT DOES THE INK ABOVE YOUR CROTCH SAY? I GOT INK THERE TOO, BUT MINE SAYS 'CHOKING HAZARD'. :o)
Now that th3r3 ar3 mor3 of y'all around to appr3ciat3 thi2 2hit http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg #tatt3dup #lfg
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
⚇ Conviction 1:7-11 ⚇ "If your kin gets you sinning, cut them away, no true fucking family can they be. If the noise from your flap be blasphemous, carve it from you and stitch shut your filthy mouth, motherfucker. If your flesh leads to sin scourge it clean, washed in blood; cut away rot, and leave only what’s holy. Repentance by mouth never saved a soul; spill blood and flesh in price of forgiveness." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Revelries 42:49 ⚇ "-For even laying with your matesprit is worship and prayer. Enjoying the life they gave you, living it to the fullest, and feeling all of the whimsy and joy that comes with it is the highest form of thanks a motherfucker can give. Your life is your own- live it and love it. Messiahs be blessed." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ don't you worry, lil' motherfucker ⚇ got plenty of clowns up here on Battleship Dark Carnival. ⚇ you'd NEVER get bored ;8] #nsfw ⚇
~ Wow SeemS like I woke up to So much Sudden clownS and purplebloodS hate? Do you guyS realize that if not the existence of clurch, then the empire would've been led not by fuchsia, but by Some purple? Which I guesS would've been even worse for all of you. Also castism doesn't make Some of you look better.
>--D=I=understand=that=purplebloods=and=clowns=can=seem=intimidating=but=I=can=assure=my=fellow=lowbloods=that=they=are=a=noble=breed=that=stands=at=the=top=of=us=land=dwellers=for=a=reason=and=it=is=not=our=place=to=judge=them=anyway==:D//<
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO DOESN'T?
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
too maNy ugГy aГieNs oN my feed. sucKs that they caNt Be cuГГed
⚇ Hilarities 85:2 ⚇ "Your paint pot is a collection of life and memory. The gutterbloods who helped make it up deserve respect enough that you paint something miraculous with it. To which I mean STOP PAINTING BULGES ON THE CHURCH WALLS!" ⚇
♯10likes & i ♯skin my ♯neighbor like an ♯animal ♯neighborreveal ♯facereveal ♯forestreveal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419830934911586365/1487354489999458484/image.png?ex=69c8d650&is=69c784d0&hm=78b2d8e6a8d81af431c77e0e5324d7ed63644f964f2806d30264e5ab38cb76c6
⚇ glad to see at least one lowblood appreciates the wicked shit. ⚇ YOU ALWAYS WELCOME 'ROUND MY CHITS, MOTHERFUCKER ⚇
⚇ church history time ⚇ Ringleaders 1:1 ⚇ "Church wasn't formed in a day, my salacious motherfuckers. Back in the early shit, purplebloods was just that. No more, no less. But it wasn't to be that way forever, hell nah, because a troll called Nergal was about to get a hell of a motherfuckin' prophecy. Assuaged by visions of mirth and rage, he was torn in motherfuckin' two. Twin thoughts waged war in his mind, and he knew he had to unite it all. So that slick ass motherfucker wandered his way throughout Alternia, preaching on the wicked shit. Shangri-la above and the ticket you needed to get your ass there, a promised land for motherfuckers deemed MOST MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. And lo, the fam was born of those who got their gumption on to listen." ⚇
D --> Matesprit in my arms D --> All is well in all the worlds
When they grab your hips and you can feel the callouses.. when you writhe beneath the touch as hot breaths graze your neck until you're begging for it to match the roughness those callouses reflect.. when they finally bite you and sharp teeth pierce your nape. Thinks to think about. #nsfw
your form is utterly breathtaking, dear one. it is an honor to see you so happy. (:^
>--D=You=sure=are=flexible=I'm=certain=the=highbloods=you=service=are=very=happy=with=your=abilities=:D//<
beautiful! wish i still had access to a studio like that!
D --> Your joy and passion radiates out of this picture with a strength most wise trolls would envy
~ y44hoo!!~ >.< https://11.post11mg.cc/7Z4Vb4WY/B33z-n44zv44n1144660-20260328094532.pngᅠᅠXoXo
❥ hi, i'm sonnetistxanadu, or sx* inspired by seeing another rustblood, archiveaddict, sharing #nsfw work i thought i would share some of my thoughts on chittr too* stay tuned*
CHITTR SHADY FACT #25 • “eridan has mildew pass it on.”
Fl3x on ^h3m ho3s! Cropp3d ^h3 whiny bi^ch ou^ for ^his h3 was pmo ^oday. h^^ps://i.imgur.com/S3NC^Zk.png
♰ yellow is fairly sticky so i would in fact also recommend peroxide and then perhaps a scrub with some soap. should come out easy enough :) ♰
♰ what color blood? ♰
DEPENDS ON THE CASTE, THE HIGHER THE MORE NYQUIL YOULL NEED
Hydrogen peroxide.
:33< https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_ODFV7WYAAZfZu.jpg :33< #nsfw
[][]ow does one post images on t[][]is site? I admit, I'm not t[][]e most tec[][] savvy...
Whenever thingth are feeling rough, jutht remember. You are tho thexy even life got hard for you :)
wWw ohh yezz haha i'm very fond of lowbloodzz and midbloodzz ;) wWw
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⚇ Angels 66:44 ⚇ "Though death is not to be feared it is not to be sought, either. Your time will come but to hasten the Messiahs plan is heresy and those foolhardy enough to throw themself on the sword in some dumbass plan to deify themself will have their ticket torn most bastardly." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
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⚇ chappel roaann actually pretty good for midblood music. ⚇ really makes you feel the struggle when it comes to a motherfucker you know's flushed for you but insists on like. ⚇ pale or pitch or whatever. ⚇
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
finding One human hOt is an eXceptiOn but what dO i dO when i find a few hOt? is this nOrmal, chittr XO