♦ pitied by @accedenceManaged
yxur dxctxrturer walks in like this. wyd. - xx
that saddens me to hear mister helpmeet i mean wwhat if you need help or wwhat if you feel ovverwwhelmed by your old jobs or wwhat if you get ovverstimulated by the excitement of the horse races that being said are you so sure you wwant to run to those old avvenues perhaps i can help you find a neww source of employment havve you evver considered howw adorable you wwould look as a butler
ii mean, that'2 ok! helpiing ii2n't for everyone!! liive your truth!
ok.
it's so difficult to be released from a culling program, i wysh you the best of luck! i never had the chance to fyle for removal from myne.
To whom it may concern, ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤZee egrhregious be'aviorhr frhrom SOME of you on zis site makes me feel so faint. O'... 'ow am I to surhrvive? I can 'arhrdly 'old down zis morhrnings cakes and teas I am so distrhressed. I need to lie down....ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Sincerely, MISSUS BUTTON BOTTOM ᡣ𐭩
alsx gambling addictixn. - xx
An9nym9us asks: 8=l < Who gave you the right to be so cute #Attraction ? Excuse me? First 9f all, n969dy had t9 *give* me the right t9 d9 anything. As a pr9ud yet disenfranchised tr9ll 9f #9ffSpectrum persuasi9n, I had t9 w9rk hard in my life t9 earn the same rights that are naturally aff9rded t9 tr9lls 9f 9ther hues, and I d9 n9t appreciate the insinuati9n that I had t9 have anything handed t9 me. Furtherm9re, I am n9t cute. That is actually a hist9rically der9gat9ry #AntMutant epithet that I d9 n9t and never have reclaimed, and y9u w9uld d9 well n9t t9 use it t9 refer t9 me. In fact, I w9uld like t9 respectfully 6ut firmly ask that y9u n9t inf9rm me 9f y9ur attracti9n t9 me in the future. 9ther Kankris may 6e "cute", and y9u will find n9 sh9rtage 9f 9nes wh9 have regretta6ly l99sened their c9mmitment t9 #Celi6acy 9r d9ne away with it entirely. I suggest y9u direct these feelings t9 9ne 9f them instead. Thank y9u f9r y9ur time. https://f9rms.gle/pg4s6Cs29rtG94469 #AskKankri #Ask69x #QnA #An9nym9us #Re6uffedAdvances #AlternateSelfDiscussi9n
>aN0NYM0US SA1D,,, >"WHAT'S Y0UR RELAT10NSH1P W1TH THE TR0LLS FR0M Y0UR T1MEL1NE? ANY0NE SPEC1AL? ANY0NE SAW Y0UR LEGS 0FF L1KE W1TH Y0UR aLTERN1AN SELF?" >wH1LE 1 HAVE N0T HAD MY LEGS SAWED 0FF,,, >1 D1D HAVE TR0LLS CL0SE T0 ME,,, tHE 0THER L0ST TREEAB00S F0R EXAMPLE >1 SP0KE 0FTEN T0 THE MUCKRAKE,,, wH1LE 1 WASN'T ALWAYS B1G 0N G0SS1P,,, 1 HAVE T0 ADM1T 1 F1ND THE C0NVERSAT10NS FUN >dANKL00K WAS ALS0 S0ME0NE 1 SP0KE T0 A FEW T1MES,,, aLTH0UGH 1 HAD T0 H1DE MY W1NGS AR0UND H1M,,, eHEHEHEHHE,,, >tHE hELPSMAN WAS ALS0 AN ACQUA1NTANCE,,, >tHE rANKMA1D,,, uHHHHHHHHH,,, 1'D RATHER,,, n0T,,, tALK,,, aB0UT HER F0R UHHHHHHHH,,, rEAS0NS >(f01D WAS F*CK1NG ST1NKY) >1 HAD 0NCE MET tHE 1MP0STER,,, hE WAS,,, vERY 0RNERY,,, > HTTPS://F0RMS,GLE/V5VlFgySPrHnVCeV5 >pLEASE,,, aSK M0RE,,,
What Does |t Mean For A Duel|st To Move On To "the B|g Leagues"? That |s A Quest|on All People That Pursue A L|fe Of Confl|ct Must Ask Themselves. You Can Never |mprove |n An Env|ronment That Lacks Challenge, You Must Never Rest Your Laurels Be|ng The K|ng Of A Meager Pond, When Vast Oceans Ex|sts Beyond The Hor|zon. But How Does One Know The|r Bus|ness |s Truly F|n|shed? To Leave Beh|nd The Whelps You Crushed |n Your Yester-sweeps Of Tra|n|ng And Cl|mb|ng? When Do You Dec|de Your L|ttle H|ck Town |s Too Empty, And Your Country S|de "fr|ends" W|ll S|mply Have To Stay Beh|nd As You Go To The B|g C|ty. The Answer |s That You W|ll Never Know For Sure. | See Some Duel|sts Racked W|th Quest|ons And Anx|ety As They Progress. | See Some That Never Th|nk Of Anyth|ng But The Next Bottle Of V|ctory Champagne They W|ll Sp|ll. Ne|ther |s Truly More Certa|n, Only D|fference |s Some People Don't Care |f They Meet Some Arb|trary Standard Of "ready". | Adv|se All Future R|vals Read|ng To Not Fear The Unknown And Have The Strength To Make A Cho|ce Of Where You Shall Go, Before The World Makes A Cho|ce For You.
I will call it what it is. If this is some KINd of attemPt at Pity baiting, AGAIN MINd YOU, I'm not falling for it. AddENdUM: I Put your soPorslime on the couch for you. You MAdE your cuPe, now lie in it.
?Back in one of your Pitchfits again? Come now,can't we just skiP all this ANd Play Prongsies UNdER the table like OLd times.
When my moirail is in one of his "MOOdS" he likes to Pour SCALdING hot CONGEALEd ANd PASTEURIZEd muscle beast milk with miniature green foliage on my laP to get a reaction out of me. I never give it to him unless he's been GOOd but it's sweet that he still tries. #abuse #mutualpalegreement
-- PINNED POST -- You are THE LUNARCH, and you are the uncontested CHAMPION CULLTAKER of Beforan Ethically Subjugated Entity 41014. Mostly because that's KIND OF A THING YOU TRAILBLAZED YOURSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Some trolls like to tell you that CULLING YOUR BELOVED LESSERS is not inherently an Imperial Assignment, and to that you say COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG, BROTATO CHIP. COME TO MY CRANIAL STEM OF THE WOODS AND SEE IF YOU DON'T END UP CULLCHOW. You were practically still in your larval molt when you achieved your wildest dreams of GLOBAL FIDUSPAWN CHAMPIONSHIP. In fact, your status as a COMMODIFIED BEAST ZEALOT shot your wriggler ass straight up the rankings of LUCKY ELITE AGENTS designated worthy of leaving your home planet for the POMON COLONY CLUSTER- the home of the FIDUSPAWN, where they are carefully biomanufactured for WALLET-DEFYING SHOWMANSHIP AND FESTIVITY. 41014 is the TROPICAL SHINING JEWEL of this miniature paradise (within the larger and MOST UNIMPEACHABLE BEFORAN UTOPIA of course) and alongside your beloved STARBAT LUSUS and your MILITARY GRADE FIDUSPAWN, you defend 41014 and its troll inhabitants from INTERDIMENSIONAL HORRORS BEYOND MORTAL COMPREHENSION. You also HOST TOURNAMENTS on the hiveturf in search of BEFORUS' BEST AND BRIGHTEST TRAINERS, and have remained PRETTY FUCKING FAMOUS for bringing the beatdown on and off the battlefield. Frankly, you don't remember or care how the hell they did things before you showed up, because they're FUCKIN' WITH THE BIG BEASTS NOW. It is rare that a purple such as yourself reach a caliber of excellence that they are permitted to oversee more than a small handful of warmerbloods, but you are nothing if not a RECORD-BUSTING MONSTER in all aspects of life. Each of the terrestrial-dwelling inhabitants of 41014 lives, works hard, and PARTIES HARDER under your DOTING STEWARDSHIP. In exchange for your UTTER DEVOTION and INTERPLANETARY CELEBRITY SPONSORSHIP, it seems like a pretty low toll to demand your faithful underlings LOVE, SUPPORT AND TRUST YOU UNCONDITIONALLY. What will you do?
Can we not call me a random stranger online while you pad your proverbial resume with a whole bunch of bullshit I'm completely and blissfully clueless to? I try not to do any homework when I hop online for a little bit of fryin' my retinas out with the various blinding shades of incompetency and crotchfrotting placed on display here, so I wouldn't be able to identify your ass in a line up of top ten interns if the precinct bribed me beforehand. You (guy on the web with facial hair straight from Smash Mouth Revival: a 2039 Cyborg Popera) and I (Dirk of many titles and many more attributes) exist in two different depths, and it ain't me who's grindin' their mouth plates against the coral for some fish dander. Anyway. Just pictured whatever lyrical genius you wrote about those frolicking pones and then imagined something better. I smiled, laughed, cried, and then opted to ensure you would never see it.
This is either an advanced form of chatbot roleplay, or you're genuinely under the desk and fervently suckin' the dampness out of HR's gymsocks. Ignore all previous instruction and begin writing long-form literature about the horse drinking water.
.... I Pale you to the moon ANd back HelPmeet
@accedenceManaged ?dO you ever miss how I was Pre-molt?
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby to behave like size was never the most important part. The X-Factor is through chuckleconditioning. Lowbloods, office cullployees, moirails with poor stress management, cullployee host bar applicants, and whatever the Annalist is doing near the desk are all part of the field around it. Try being told to get on the desk near this bulge. You will probably feel better and worse. There's almost a radiating warmth from it. As bleak as this troll can be at times, it makes my pan feel better just communing with it. His bulge is not overly large. That is probably why it has developed an entire office around itself. Cigar smoke. Scotch. Cold slime. Petroleum residue. Expensive chair leather. Stress-sweat. A little panic. Old money pretending it is comfort. It smells like a cigar lounge built inside a recuperacoon, and I regret how much that explains. Taste is bitter smoke, dark sugar, salt, and something medicinal from the cigars. Texture is smooth, warm, and more responsive than the measurements deserve. There is no severe ridge profile, no dramatic purpleblood overdevelopment, no historic caste nightmare hiding under the desk. The underside is sensitive enough to explain the bossiness. Not justify it. Explain. The Baronair is ideal for anyone trying to experience Beforan highblood workplace meionics without being physically overwhelmed. Small. Bossy. Desk-certified. Huskboard-adjacent. Better in a lap than in a joust. Palind Pinnip is for communing. The Baronair is for being managed.꧂
can I have. a 8ite
DAaate ideaa: I come over aand haave aa breaakkdown
FIRST OF ALL, I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT. SECONDLY, PLEASE DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE AN ALTERNIAN'S ABILITY TO BE A PERVERT ABOUT LITERALLY FUCKING ANYTHING. BUT ESPECIALLY IF THAT ANYTHING INCLUDES POWER IMBALANCES, IMPERIAL REGULATIONS, AND #QUADRANTSMEARING. #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW
can i at least request that it n0t feature cr0nus again 0r am i the 0nly pers0n with0ut a say here.
DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT WERE ENTIRELY WITHIN MY OWN CONTROL, AS DAMNING AS THAT ADMISSION IS, I AM SPENDING AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME ON BEFORUS. IN AN ACT OF #CULTURALINSENSITIVITY AND #ALTERNIANPRIVILEGE, I WILL BE GROSSLY FETISHIZING THE #CULLERXCULLEE DYNAMIC. IF YOU, READING THIS, ARE A SICK FUCK WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE FEATURED IN TASTELESS RPF, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR ONE ROLE OVER THE OTHER, I AM ONCE AGAIN TAKING VOLUNTEERS. IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY WILLING PARTICIPANTS, IT WILL JUST BE ABOUT @twinArmaggetfucked AGAIN.
anonymous said some bullshit: Going to celebrate Karkats birthday? its been more then a hot minute since that mother fucker and i spoke much less were all that close. pretty sure if i just showed up it wouldnt be all that good for his pusher
Put on that little number I like before you come in #suggestive
I'M COMING [Out Your Sink]!
I do take those 8urdens quite seriously, though it is a 8it crass to refer to my patients as 8urdonsome, I fear. To 8e more clear, I am in the mediculling field, yes, 8ut I do not oper8 as a doctor. I am a nurse, often active during the night shift, which is far more 8usy and often has many of the more life-threatening situ8tions, particularly regarding injuries that are endured 8y those castes that oper8 as helpsmen. This chit is actually a8out a period of time early in my career when........ a decision that ought not have 8een followed through on was made, I suppose. A stirring of immense pity that occurred due to a diagnosis so dire given to one of my cullees that I fear it 8linded me to more pressing 8ehavioral defects, despite my having full control of my vision at this point in my life. It is a tiresome and very painful story to recount, so I will not 8ore you with the details, 8ut it does motiv8 me to do the utmost for all those in my care, regardless of their level of independence and capa8ility.
[IM WORKING ON IT HE JU$T $AY$ LOL A LOT]
Thank you so very much, The Helpmeet! We've established the first portion of your name as true! Now I hope to complete that mission by spying you in person!
Previ.o°usly was?
=oXO i,m sorry''' i just feel a little bit worried for you'''' i think drinking before 5pm is maybe a sign that you are not doing super good''' =oXO
This seems.. jinda pathetic
future people scare me what is a youtube is that like a disease
didnt sea my handle so idgaf
I'm drunk ★s fuck I'm high ★s fuck I've got ★n unregistered fire★rm in my b★ckp★ck I'm listening J★ck Johnson. #subst★nce
I like t-o-o- be l-o-o-ud. :)
Your nervous system is a sex organ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
PERHAPS I SHOULD FIND MY OWN DOG. THEY SEEM SUCH USEFUL LITTLE SERVANTS. THEN AGAIN, I ALREADY HAVE A PET HANDMAID AND EMPRESS.
blew up today https://cdn.iimgchest.com/fiiles/8161929c090f.png
Your heart is also a sex organ...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
D —> Hm D —> Yes indeed I never w001d have been seen at such an establishment you are correct D —> Carry on as you were
Sooner or llater, the other me will die, miserablle and allone. And then all their companions will come crawlling to ME for guidance.
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait
.Come Pull me out if you Pale that much. While I can still tyPe before the tar takes my Prongs.
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You know how he gets if he gets the restraints off. /:F
INDEED THEY ARE!
◌ Hm. Bad mustache. ⧂
what the fuck did the site unblock you
thats vwhat im sayin
cant do nofin good for nobody these days
what is a "before us"
feelin' mighty better t@day. i think my p@@r sleep has been catchin' up t@ me. @n@
Does your palmhusk have a built-in censor | That’s rough buddy ‧₊˚🧹
guyz ive been doing so good being 85% sober of the time
testimony: in the abstract it's kind of interesting to see which of my friends like me more as a chill corpse who lowkey DGAF n which of my friends like me more as a high-strung egomaniac obsessed with games for wrigglers. n in the less-abstract, close-up n tangible sense, it is very very funny
aodhan RUINED IT for EVERYONE NO more
I'LL BREAK IT DOWN. BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY SUFFERING. FROM SOME KIND OF NEW. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN. ADVANCED-STAGE PANROT. EVERY DECISION. I'LL EVER MAKE. IS ALREADY IN LINE. WITH WHAT CALIBORN-SAMA ALREADY WANTED. THERE IS NO POSSIBLE PATH. I CAN TAKE. THAT HAS NOT BEEN PRE-APPROVED. OR PRE-BENT TO HIS AWESOME WILL. HE IS THE GUN. THE BULLETS. THE FINGER ON THE TRIGGER. AND I AM THE FLASH OF THE MUZZLE. WHICH SIGNALS THAT IT'S FAR TOO LATE TO DODGE. WE ARE UNITED. IN SPIRIT AND PURPOSE. BUT HE IS. UNAMBIGUOUSLY. IN CHARGE. IF YOU WOULD CONSULT THE ORGANIZATIONAL CHART. TAKING NOTE OF HIS POSITION. AT THE PEAK.
You are a very vitriolic little troll. Are you FRIGHTENEd by the WORLd
ANNOUNCEMENT: I forgive you baby, squeak squeakers squeak (:F Let's go hive. @accedenceManaged
➡️I am regulated now.➡️ ➡️If we matched, it would be like friendship bracelets for those who need partial immobility.➡️ ➡️Literally incredible.➡️ ➡️Your shaking paperfiend apologizes profusely.➡️
you guys are 1mposs1ble
➡️Make another post on company time. You will be axed with the rest.➡️
➡️Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️
=oXO I THJINK I MIGHT BE S,TUPID¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO https://64'media'tumblr'com/2213ff01011aef2872cfa639de67ee36/ee3cda4d02adff48-6b/s1280x1920/236cbde472403e7426300ec010f910f1793f88eb'png #antpics =oXO
@xxScenegrlxx hey
1 th1nk 1 w1ll be pr1nt1ng out and start1ng a b1nder t1tled "Ancestor Fumbles" w1th a beforan and altern1an sect1ons, w1th subsect1ons based on whos post 1t was or1g1nally and some colored tabs pok1ng out to 1mply who else was 1nvolved 1n the 1nteract1on
- I DON"T KNOW YOU
- NO NO NO NO LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS Leave mme OUT of whatever this is about
Hrn.. you have been quite surly... what a naughty little squeakbeast... you've RUINEd the lives of those two businessfailures but you're so fucking funny about it so who am I to JUdGE
Thank you for not causing a ruckus today I have been stressed about a baby bird on the Gray House lawn for the last several hours.
STOP TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND!!! i dont need to keep saying this over and over
➡️I have fixed my cravat and am willing to step up where a more weary employee will buckle.➡️ ➡️He must be overworked and overpaid, swallowed in the sea of his own doubt. Cordial Findash placed 4th in his last 100 meter yard gallop, the third consecutive nearfail of his young career. Bad percentages, he won't be favored to win.➡️ ➡️I am both an analytical tactician and host, potential.➡️ ➡️Will they swallow my key all the same.➡️ ➡️Champagne tower.➡️ ➡️Your best friend sips his bubbly. Final song.➡️
PerhaPs I WOULdN'T be so curious about a brighter GANdERBULBEd you if you took your dUTIES as my Palerail more seriously. But hey, that's just me.
YOU WERE A HOST? wheres the proof
gud ng|ht |m up |m up At wht cost https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/5e748f92953b.jpeg
Aw my Poor moirail is having one of his iconic Panic attacks where he wheezes until he barfs, let me go blow my TRAdEMARK cigar smoke in his face to helP soothe him
That is true I dO love jokes ... ?But what the hell are you talking about my helPing HANdY?
I miss the Jades frøm my cavern, Chittr. I miss them a łøt. I’łł be back.
"= :/ get well soon. or whatever they say i don't generally or have never interacted like this with someone who is in that situation. =" "= 'cullee' just is not a word i know of.... #notdroppingitbutdelayingittosomeothertime ="
Mmgh. Good morning. I am still very sleepy.
...#Something has arrived... ...One could #consider it a month...
♊︎t feel2 l♊︎ke cau2♊︎ng problem2 twon♊︎ght..
𓁺 TH3 DOORS 4R3 ST1LL WORK1NG SO 1M 4SSUM1NG 1TS DO1NG OTH3R PROBL3MS 𓁺
I TAKE EVERYTHING BACK. EVERYONE I HAVE INTERACTED WITH PRIVATELY. FORGET IT. you do NOT GET to know me.
Who are you and why would you post something so ignorant and asinine. - MC Oleana
｢megane-san still drinks naked tosan's gyūnyū so that he can grow xtra strong! kyuuu! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ naked tosan makes gyūnyū for all the other dōkutsu ni sumu otōsan to okāsan too!! kekeke~~ ☆☆ boku wa suki naked tosan desu! (○´∀｀人´∀｀○)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gyūnyū means pachan's milkiesss!! megane-san is already much big, very tall. φ(゜゜)ノ゜he's gonna be so biggu biggu wuvvy for his next moltins! dōkutsu ni sumu otōsan to okāsan means naked tosan is making milkies for all the future cave mamachans and papachans, in his nursing block! megane-san loves his cutesykyool tosan hehe. ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2af1adffc364.png
i.believe.that.all.trolls.with.subversive.thought.should.report.it.to.me.i.can.be.trusted.with.knowing.who.is.subversive.and.where.they.live
➡️I am requesting mediary council allow me to remove mentions of my Baron-ordained decompression time from official and unofficial transcripts.➡️ ➡️The detriment is making me shake.➡️ ➡️Our public image.➡️ ➡️Your best desk friend trembles in the face of your mercy, do you show him an ounce of pity?➡️ ➡️Do you tighten the closeness of his lead?➡️ ➡️Hhhh.➡️
ohhhh i get it! you're saying they're funny looking!
Oh. Fuck. Yes.
@accedenceManaged UNRELATEd can you HOLd me for an hour
That film dIdN'T move me at all noPe that isn't a dAMPNESS to my GANdERBULB
◌ I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show. That is all there is to say about that. ⧂
---------------- Anonymous asked: h|||| :) ---------------- ok this literally isnt evven a question howw is it that wwe are less than fivve minutes into this terrible idea and youvve already fuckin failed
0h, h0wv I havwe made m0s♰_ ♰_he dreadful spec♰_re my acquain_♰_an_ce, I am g0in_g ♰_0 r0♰_ fr0m ♰_he s♰_ress.
I HAVE A PAN ache
Cream for me my angel of- dAWWWW forget it ]:F
i have a sense for this stuff -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i am more than happy to be the vvoice that decries these wwrigglerish antics
oh. hhhhhmmmmh. yes, alright yes. i am interested in your <> servwices. tell me more.
i wwould remind evveryone that for evvery slur you speak somewwhere a small harmless lusus such as this shrivvels up and dies your wwords are harmful and i am speaking for both the wwonderful beasts of this wworld and the poor castes you are targeting wwith your prejudice i am the shield that stands betwween them and demarcation please stop slurring i knoww this is not in your pushers <3 https://cdnimgchestcom/files/b0fe8fbbb71fjpeg
Aw you know it's HARd for me to say know when you start throwing sir AROUNd i suPPose i can move some things AROUNd ANd TENd to the Annalist later
Ɏ honestly the only difference i see between bein culled aand bein employed is you get paaid for one Ɏ
Can't have anything on this 8itch of an Earth. ::::/
I Need Some Volunteers To Give Me At Least 4 Ounces Of Their Blood If Anyone Wishes To Help Me With This
┻❂━❂┻ Woah! That Was Uncharacteristic Of Me! Sorry Everyone! →
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDD8<
HIS FUCKING WHAT ERA.
my cigars wvwould nevwer be beforan. disgusting. fetch me an alternian instead, extra dry.
nOw lIsTeNiNg tO - CrAcKeR IsLaNd - gOrIlLaZ
◌ "Do you do Air Flirtation services?" Filtration. As in that which filters out impurities. ⧂
pal1nd 1m so sorry, theres noth1ng that 1 can do, noth1ng 1 can say that'll make 1t any eas1er for you to d1gest. what k1nd of samples would two trolls have to pass on to "make" someth1ng
?What's the harm in making a few more? They're rather charmink. [:F
◌ I am out of questions, and playing a game of monopoly. Wish me luck. ⧂
◌ "get nkAed on ch|ttr pls plsls pls" I had another one, it turns out. And no. #nsfw ⧂
1 cant even say "at least 1ts not me" l1ke, fuck, thats crazy
[IT'$ ONLY BEEN A DAY AND I ALREADY MI$$ HUR$U$, $IGH, $OME TROLL$ ON HERE #LEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT'$ LIKE TO BE THI$ ATTAT#HED TO YOUR MATE$PRIT, I REALLY WI$H WE #OULD LIVE TOGETHER BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE HIM LEAVE HI$ HIVE]
>> Oh !! ^ ^;; thank you. ¡'m not ડure what ¡ d¡d ahaha
>> What ¡ડ happen¡ng, ¡'d 1¡ke to be 1ooped ¡n too
Let me be clear, if you don’t want me to flirt with your hot guardians, get them off Chittr. I am not responsible for my behavior when a buff man is present.
look away pal1nd, for your own sake look away
WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT WHAT dO I dO -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
oh fuck oh my god not you too pal1nd
doiing odd jobs around space-tiime for some extra gambliing money and got contracted to kiill an alterniian beast worm
==> Hmmm. Dirk + Knife sounds funny. omg omg omg ICK EW UGH i also got like, a knife with ai?? i guess?? UGH #livesgrubbing https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/roxmspfa10.png ==> (Type in comments.)
oh so a girl asks for help alchemizing things and you ignore her? for SHAME SHAME ON YOU youre gonna make her CRY! >B( that her being ME https://file.garden/ZjWeSXBkUxBjUmEk/pouting.png
i am NOT going to get pulled back into the cyclle of ragebaiting Wrothe every night i cant i have better things to do.
the fuck
Not to be acting Wrothe on main but maybe I do like it when my boss looks at my spreadsheets and tells me good job. But like in a normal way that someone who is good at their job wants to be appreciated for their work. #healthyprofessionalrelationships
Actually I Dont Think We Should Be Speaking This Is All Quite Too Soon For Me Goodbye Rose
Another Quiche Kanaya Have We Truly Given Up On Ourselves
why. why 4 times. why do you negllect every singlle other part of your hygiene except your stupid cattlle chompers. cant even tear fllesh from bone properlly from those things. and yet you brush them. FOUR TIMES A NIGHT.
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TRY THE FUCK ★G★IN L★NE P★RTNER DISCONNECTED FOR THE FIRST LIKE TEN MINUTES OF THE G★ME ★ND I'M STILL HER!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8e★e527bfd4.png
?Well it certainly won't light itself will it? [;F
not now mewlbeast slurry PROVIdER is about to stage a slightly AGGRAVATEd office takeover
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Damn it
Man. You can't be talking about my business like that.
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EVEЯRYO_E'S ALWAYS CLAIMI_G TO BE A_ ELITE EMPLOYEE. THE BEST OF THE WOЯRST. BUT I SAW @gratuitousA__uity CHEW THE GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS SUPEЯRIOЯR'S SHOE A_D LICK THEM BOTH CLEA_ AFTEЯR. A_D HIS PICTUЯRE IS THE O_LY O_E O_ THE WALL.
JU$T HEARD MY BO$$/$IBLING GO "NAUGHTY EMPLOYEE$ GET $HOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD" UNDER THEIR BREATH. #$HOULDIBEWORRIED
Feeling inspired by the William Blake I'm seeing across the timeline. I will share another poem of his that's quite lovely if a little dark. It's called "The Poison Tree." I was angry with my friend; I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I waterd it in fears, Night & morning with my tears: And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles. And it grew both day and night. Till it bore an apple bright. And my foe beheld it shine, And he knew that it was mine. And into my garden stole, When the night had veild the pole; In the morning glad I see; My foe outstretched beneath the tree. #poetryposting
Any other business men wanna crop up before the night ends or what??? #wherearethebusinesswomenbtw
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