♦ pitied by @aerodynamicTramp
((There's a reason he's in my mind as Podcast Member. We know what you did to her))
@carminegnosiology @aerodynamictramp wvere making a difference boys
why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE. AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DODGING THE NECESSITY FOR AN ONLINE PLATFORM FOR SWEEPS ONLY TO BE SNARED INTO THE VICIOUS, STICKY TENDRILS OF THE WORLD-WIDE WEB LIKE A BUZZING INSECT, IT HAPPENED. I SPENT SO FUCKING LONG TELLING OFF THE LOSERS WHO HAD THE GUMPTION TO QUESTION MY VIRILITY THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT. TO PREP FOR THE SESSION OF #SEPULCHRES&SCALEBEASTS THAT I AM RUNNING TOMORROW. FUCK. GUESS I WON'T BE HITTING THE SLIME JUST YET. #LATELIGHT CHITTRS (CHITTERS?), TROLL AT YOUR OWN PERIL. BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO BE. I'LL JUST BE SLAVING OVER SOME NOTES. SO MANY NOTES. UGH. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8265F3D73B80.JPG
holy mackerel i went fishin for zs an slept so hard i was dreamin that i was back in high school which neva fuckin happened cause dats a human thing sooo maybe i shoal say it was a hallucination or sum nywave it sucked
ok whale it aint ma fault everymoby was gettin freakier than usual on main dude i had to dip smh
vwhat the hell vwhy is the [color=#6570ae]house[/color] bigger on the inside hey vwhy doesnt that vwork
here’s a thing that happened to one of my pals. i wvas there. basically, wve vwere vwalking dowvn the sidevwalk, talking about something meaningless. i think it had to do vwith a mowvie. then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people wvith “dowvn wvith cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. i wvas punched and kicked a bit too, but i managed to avwoid brutalization by going for their faces. after figuring out wvhat’s happening, i started attacking them back, getting them off of him. he wvas quite injured but i called 911 and he made a full recowvery at the hospital. i wvas fine, wvith only a cut on my arm that they patched up. #vwiolence #cisphobia
This edible is weak. #substances
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I have recently been informed beloved constituent Jeff the Killer is looking for a Mrs. Killer. As a personal fan of Jeff myself, I would like to spread the word on this important matter. Any interested are encouraged to reach out to @killerJeff.
uh huh sure hotshot vwhatevwer you say
im not payin 4 his tattoo removal