♦ pitied by @akaguroiAishou
As my lim6s gr9w tired fr9m the l9ng j9urney acr9ss the alternia desert, I have f9und myself a cave t9 rest in f9r a while, it 6rings me 6ack mem9ries fr9m my y9unger sweeps when my m9m w9uld hide me in the caves t9 keep me safe fr9m the dr9nes, I miss her.

wwas that the bloody signless
As I traverse the c99l alternian deserts and l99k up t9 the stary night sky I w9nder, are my preachings en9ugh? Can I truly change a planet s9 full and c9rrupted 6y hate all cause 9f h9w SHE is s9 afraid 9f change? I'm tired 9f seeing s9 much fucking vi9lence, I miss 6ef9rus, I miss my friends, I miss when 6l99d didn't matter at all.

--E√ Pan hurts. I don't wanna leave the cupe.

sometimes i need blockin to kill the blockee for makin me read that wwith my eye

SSJUITJMFKSNDFJGB DO NOT PITY ME BOY.

Ughh my head...I think I really ovwer done it cause this time I havwe one hell of a fuckin hangovwer and I feel like I could vwomit, at least the sea be calm this morning and me crewv be mostly intact. #implied-substance

wwhy hello ovver there or shall i say ahoy

I’vwe come to the conclusion that I need to make more friends. Havwin’ a job has been good. But wvhen I get home I’vwe just been harassin’ the same guy and he’s probably gettin’ sick of it. So anywvay, howv do people make friends? I’m takin’ suggestions.

VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⎚ﻌ⎚ა 💬 two-tone hair is badass as fuck. i can only manage a small strand ૮⎚ﻌ⎚ა 💬 huge respect to trolls who do way more ૮⎚ﻌ⎚ა 💬 or i guess people in general but i havent seen any of the softie human's do it ^^^^^^^^^^

Hell yeah

just heard something fucking explode somewhere in my apartment

-- twostepgodhead's [tg] laptop blew up! --

<3.

saying sweet things ab0ut my skull, obvi0usly.

y'know ptsd sucks

I took a picture of myself... don't worry about who's holding the camera... it's not a big tall stack of grubs... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2e507f86175c.png...Zzz

G0GFUCK1NG D4MN75H17 PZ157H1NG FUCK 1 DR0P0P3D MY HUDK57PP 1N MY HC0UP 4G41N!!!!! 8(

You know what tag!!!! >XXXX(

picked up zelda twilight princess again after putting down my first full playthrough for like a year. i'd stopped right after starting the arbiter's grounds and finally finished that dungeon today. extremely good, i pogged during the boss fight.

funny. it used tw0 come pre-shrunk but i fixed that.
nothiing would make me happiier than knowiing my body ii2 2tiill u2eful even after ii'm gone. #ye2plea2e
Interesting! #junioralreadybadgedyou!

FAT WOMEN

HAPPY #FATFUCKFRIDAY. STILL WORKING ON OVERCOMING MY METABOLISM.

Happy fat friday t0 all the fat pe0ple wh0 celebrate
doez everyone ded:cate a day for anyth:ng on here or what.

hm. #hmposting.

TAIL: IMPORTANT APPENDAGE WHERE POBICO KEEP ITS FAT RESERVES. FOR THE LEAN PERIGEES YOṴ SEES
9ne 9f my descendants gave me this little device and sh9wed me this 's9cial media platf9rm'. i h9pe i can find g99d c9mmunity here.

Y0u kn0w y0uve been d0ing p00rly when karkats start c0ming 0ut 0f the w00dw0rk wanting t0 talk t0 y0u #palebait

D --> I discovered a bunch of official pokemon short animations that have a bunch of pokemon sleeping or doing mundane things D --> I enjoy this immensely

:33< :33c

c< yeaH, but i caN still sell yOu liKe, a Half aNd a tHird, wHicH is.... 5/6tH Of a piNt if My MatH is rigHt, wHicH is 1/12 Over 3/4s Of a piNt, wHicH i caNt sell yOu directly all assuMiNg tHat My MatH is rigHt, wHicH it MigHt NOt be >c

SO. HOW ARE WE FEELING?? https://i.postimg.cc/L6FJ9tcM/IMG-1183.jpg

i really should head to bed. buuut...

@imJunior EVERY GAY AND KARKAT RELATED BADGE EVER PLEASE!!!! :]]]///

Forgot to include my Matesprit in my list of acceptable Striders, so after much consideration, I have decided to cease work on the previously mentioned law. My bad.
----- |I head hurts I I [indistinct] want to sleep pleas even [indistinct] sleep is scary some times [indistinct] don't wanna wake up with [indistinct] handlers grabbing [indistinct]| _____

im bored post faster
D --> Ah, hello D --> I did not mean to rechitt this D --> Not that I do not have any sort of appreciation for this East Beforan Media individual and her alternative outfit choice D --> Just that I do not personally relate to it D --> That aside D --> I see that you are a lowb100d D --> Allow me to introduce myself D --> I am known as the E%emplar, the Stablemaster of the Trotswor% business D --> We are a charity organization specializing in assisting in lowb100d affairs D --> Not culling, mind you D --> Unless you ask for that D --> In which case we are able to arrange for it

ME AND WHO?








