♦ pitied by @amusingAssistant

MY NAME!!!!

I just. My name

*blink blink*

Id3ntity th3ft i2 NOT a jok3 >:[

i feel like i summoned them

i just laughed so loud i snorted i gotta get out of here

Nyooooo

stop pitying that i told you im objectively correct about everything all the time always

:33 < GRAHH!!!

:33 < !??!?! DOING THIS ON PURRPOSE

:33 < MEWR BOTH FLOODING MY NOTIFICATIONS!!!

:33 < THERE'S TWO OF THEM

ladies ladies one at a time please.

opening my favorite website, im in a good mood today why is it all cats?

not the pity shotgun please

UNPITY THAT RIGHT NOW YOU TWO.

MY NAME DOES NOT LIE

look at the crab getting pitied.
please dont pity me i was just born and im real scared of the world

▼fuck you i saw that pity▲
there's completely untouched birthday cake flavored limited edition cheerios somewhere around here because nobody wanted to try it. i dont want to try it. birthday cake flavors of things usually suck massive dick. i wonder if its stale already. i dont even remember getting it.
·༻⊱I dislikε ⩊♄at ♄ε calls mε in ♄is p♄onε.⊰༺·

𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤,𝕚 𝕙𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕠𝕥𝕒 2 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕞𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣'𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖,𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕗𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 #𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 #𝕚𝕗-𝕪𝕠𝕦-𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨-𝕪𝕠𝕦-𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

>O+ PLEASE DON't GIVE MAMMALIAN BIRtH ON tHE SHIP.
idle games are fucking addicting don't let anyone tell you they aren't. number go up.

THIS WAS ABOUT NEITHER OF YOU.
dude im up so early the worm isnt even out here yet. im the earliest bird who ever was.

The issue with m★king pl★ns is th★t now there is time before the pl★ns.

ok god forbid a super powerful demon be a little weird.

having both a tail and a cock can be annoying cause sometimes they both start acting up when you get excited and now you're a hazard to everyone moving infront and behind you :P #nsfw

Anøther “dream” øf my øwn death, this øne før łashing øut at the wrøng persøn. Møre interesting than what I usuałły see, at łeast.

Th★t post w★s not serious, do I h★ve to st★rt inserting ★ l★ugh tr★ck onto my jokes so you don't pity me?

FUCK ME AND MY CHUD LIFE NOT THE PITTY

Do not
...oh dear..it seems my attempt to bring positivity only heightened the degeneracy here....

hmm? ApOlOgIEs I Am nOw cOnfUsEd :(
Sometimes the pools have these sickly oilslick sheens and I'm often not brave enough to look in them when that happens.

MY DUMBASS TRIED TO PITY MY OWN POST FOR 5 MINUTES JUST TO REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN’T LIKE YOUR OWN POST.

opening my favorite website, first shit i see is the word pitied. closing right away ack.

man i really get scared of opening chittr to be blasted by that pity shotgun.

hey. to you pitying me, do you think this shit is sunshine lollipops and rainbows? uncool mr pitying shotgun.


<<"i think that would genuinely cause me to combust right on the spot">>

why are there two of them. #dashwatching

I shouldn't be this nerveous ★bout the weekend. It's ★bsurd.
bro's askin an account with literally no posts for money












