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teehee! finally hive i mean uhm i definitely wasnt out at a masquerade or anything 0_0

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licking rocks

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WHAT KIND.

i have been thinking lately about how difficult it was to adjust to existence after sgrub which is a little funny because you would imagine surviving the destruction of your universe and participating in the creation of another would leave you with more pressing psychological concerns but really one of the stranger parts was simply having nothing to do for such a long time everything had an objective attached to it there were gates to climb lands to explore frogs to breed enemies to fight deadlines to meet timelines to maintain mistakes to make and then occasionally make again in a slightly more productive order even dying did not really get you out of it and then eventually it was over there was no next gate no countdown no quest marker no looming apocalypse requiring our immediate attention you could wake up and spend an entire day doing absolutely nothing and reality would continue existing without your supervision i think it took me quite a while to stop looking for the rules that might be the strangest thing about spending so much of your life inside a game eventually you stop thinking about the game at all anyway you just thought about the game you lost

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i actually hate this!!!

i rate irate pirates higher 8s

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orphaner dualscar is a myth his real title was eridunce amboring but big ampora doesnt want you to know the truth

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IS THIS TRuE.

it is a slight fib as in a total lie but its a joke

OH. HAA. I GET IT NOW.

࣪⊹₊˚{ i was going to be like, thats not true! stop fib-flopping!!!! BUT.... i cant even defend him anemonemore.... };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ HIS STERN IS JUST SO FLAT.... }/ᯅ\{ }/ᯅ\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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what does this mean?

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I am also interested in learning VWWhat exactly you mean by this post.

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࣪⊹₊˚{ it means.... i learned something yesterdace. something i was SOOOO not ready to know. that like, my MIND couldnt even conchprehend, girly! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + ITS ALLLL HISSSS FAUUUULTTTT }TᯅT{ @aeneasCaldarium }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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࣪⊹₊˚{ oh noooo.... its YOU! oh my gosh. i cant do this! }6ᯅ9{ im like, getting overwhalemed right now! i need to go kill something!!!! }/ᯅ\{ }/ᯅ\{ }/ᯅ\{ IM SORRYYYY! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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oops its wednesday you should be screaming

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i scream every day why does wednesday get to be screamsday

#wailingwednesda7

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I've been doing this

hey guys what did i miss on #tavrostuesday?

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And here I was entirely unaware of the event. Oh well, there's always next week...

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I posted a cube of blue Tavros.

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proud of you!

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awesome

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better than following him/her dead

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every week is tavros tuesday

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tHERE IS STILL #tAVROStIME LEFT, iN #tAVROStUESDAY,

Happy Tavros!

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who would bother grubnapping on #tavrostuesday? poor form!

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i DO NOT, uNDERSTAND WHAT THE RELEVANCE, tO MY COMMENT IS, bUT, oH WAIT NO, i GET IT, yEAH, iT IS KIND OF RUDE, aCTUALLY, nOW THAT YOU MENTION 1T, aND i THINK ABOUT IT,

#tavrostuesday is sponsored by #megidomonday

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the two 6est days of the week

8=l < And #FireHorseFriday

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the three 6est days of the week

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both of which are sponsored by #phuntember

are you as excited as i am for the phuntember event of the sweep? the phuntrdome!

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am i being thrown into the phuntrdome? or am i going to be lording over the competitors, raising my grip-prong up or down to indicate whether they get to live, or have to fight The Beast?

#tEAMcHARGEtUESDAY AND #tHEbESTbESTfRIENDSeVERtHURSDAY

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bulge? at this time of light? at this time of the sweep? localized entirely in my chittr feed? #reference #nsfw

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yes! :D

due to an extremely silly glitch under every post on my screen doc scratch is saying mine dont touch so i guess all of these posts are his and i cant interact how sad 0n0

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does that include this one now??? boss scratch frame one chitt grabber i guess hehe

@comedyGold[CG]

oh i sure hope not!

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I Say You Should Continue Interacting Purely Out Of Spite.

i dont have any spite in my hive should i run to the store? wait there are no more stores blugh

As A Neighbor I Shall Lend You One Cup Of Spite To Tithe You Over

are there illegal blondes?

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only if y'know where to look.

yes. me.

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how much would doc scratch get away with if he had a slight redesign? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26162aba57a4.png

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「(;´-`) onegai. if kizu-chan is all orbs, then please! (p^-^)p oppai oppai! oppai oppai!」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! (ФωФ) oppai means... sphere! (∩´∀`)∩ onegai means pwease.]

huh weird i almost understood you

「(;∀; ) a-almost?」

yep!

「(T▽T) nyeh...」

A slutty waist line can afford even the most errant tricksters a bargaining chip.

i guess i need to work on my waistline

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I think your sort of brick-like figure works for you. Among all timelines I have visited, you are typically seen as quite attractive.

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sometimes i mod chittr users i dont like into interactive buddy. #violence

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god, i remember that. damn it's been a while

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h...how long? andkon cant die on me now

c< OH, tHats a fuN idea! >c

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uh... shit, sin(e before i went hemoanon. six sweeps? and it was old then

oh 0n0 i hope i dont seem too old to be cool!

7ou are as old as i am, so i fu(king hope 7ou're not too old to be (ool

i guess if i start getting called hag i can jack a wardrobe from a version of damara somewhere you know like a witch 0_0 boo

thr0w me intwo it either way. i think it will balance my karma.

dont jack narratives and dont steal jokes unless they are funny reinventions dont be troll dane cook psa 2

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~I'll jack any thing, any time #nsfwe #nsfwv #gO~re #b~Ody-h~OrrO~r~

im not gonna lie i think the codpiece design came first and whatever power that deemed the title came up with bard second and gamzee was a retcon hence forth

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because bards make the real choices, yes.

i figured i should make a fairly substantial psa about this hey stick to your own timeline let trolls solve their own problems i mean this quite seriously every time something unpleasant happens to somebody you do not need to materialize in their replies going "heh i can fix that for you" and start clawing at causality until you find a version of events you personally find more agreeable you are not helping nearly as much as you think you are infesting somebody elses timeline with unnecessary corrections creates damage that accumulates remarkably quickly and yes given enough interference you can absolutely get them killed sometimes in very stupid ways beyond that the things we encounter are not mistakes simply because they hurt failure is important grief is important bad decisions are important consequences are extremely important these things constitute a fairly significant portion of what you might call narrative growth if your first instinct upon witnessing somebody experience difficulty is to erase it because you cannot tolerate seeing them uncomfortable then perhaps you should spend a little more time examining why their timeline needs to accommodate your feelings it is quite literally my job to clean up temporal messes please stop making that job harder by grabbing the figurative and occasionally literal torch from somebody who knows what they are doing and handing it to some loser who figured out how to turn on a transponder five minutes ago some things are supposed to happen leave them alone

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sometimes they dont have ears

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¯\_(´ー`)_/¯ ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ ✔️🫴❓ ❌🫴❗

thank fuck s0meone else gets it. always seems tw0 come fr0m those wh0's runs went suspiciously easy.

but aradia, my life handed me exactly the kind of power that routs around time and lets me do all that stuff that you don't want me to. and yea, i used it to beat sburb, by undeading vriska. no other choice.

i cannot lie to you sollux i think half of these sessions i hear about havent even happened and people are just earth c cultists with a tidbit of lore pretending to have won but i cant prove that

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that sounds like stuff that was in your own narrative! not exactly what im talking about jill

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i think the same thing ab0ut some tr0lls i see. we'll have two c0mpare notes. the lusus 0f all conspiracies 0ut there surely.

well yeah, but narratives are easy to slip into. that's sort of what the power is about. it doesn't care about time, or space, or reality, or anything like that. i just kind of need to know a piece of the story and zap, i'm in.

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I’m just sharing an opinion, if succinctly and brusquely. But hey, if you insist.

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≈ The — laws — OF — TIME AND — the LIBERATION OF Breath — FIND synchrony — through SUCH; — CHOICES must be — made FOR one — TO DEAL with — if THEY — are — TO UNDERSTAND — THEIR liberty, the — BOUNDARIES of TIME, — AND — THE — unconfines OF their choices within. IF A — troll — is never GIVEN the — OPTION — TO — begin with, THEY — unfortunately — stagnate; ADAPTING IS KEY — to the PROGRESS OF — freedom. — A — strong MIND can rest; — a — restful mind is AN — OPEN one. ≈

remember when i posted "0n0 dont come any closer there is something deep inside of sgrub not like a boss or a denizen or a final gate or anything useful like that i mean at the back of it behind it i dream about the game and every time i get far enough in the dream there is this point where i am about to see what it actually is not what it does what it is then i wake up every time i know how stupid that sounds but it feels like the game knows im looking i think all of the gates and planets and quests and stupid little rules are just the front room to prevent us from getting to the vip section in the back something to keep us busy something to make us think the machinery is the important part and there is something standing behind all of it waiting for us to finish playing i dont want to see it i want to see it very badly #cw-unreality #cw-paranoia #cw-death #cw-apocalypse #sgrub" i think i figured it out inside sgrub is a grub inside the grub is a rub inside the rub is an ub inside the ub is a b and i think i might be allergic

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this is a shoppin list right.

@canineRebel[CR]

it can be whatever you make of it

you know, i could probably take you there.

its too long. can we brief it down.

@canineRebel[CR]

sure b and i think i might be allergic

what.

i cant go im allergic

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@canineRebel[CR]

i shortened the post

that's very rude of sburb.

this is a safe space for all people that i specifically dont find annoying

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hey

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aM i ALLOWED, iN TH1S SPACE?

yes 0u0 you have a special seat!

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y1PPEE! wAIT, wHAT DOES, tHE SPECIAL SEAT, lOOK LIKE,,?

lusus crossing hopbeast throne

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oKAY, gOOD, i HAVE BEEN BURNED BEFORE, bY "SPECIAL CHAIRS," MOSTLY, mETAPHORICALLY,

hey

hi!

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4686a793d1f.png i wish i could see more of chittr at once but given i can only access it through a one inch by two inch screen on this weird little teddy bear its all i can hope for

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☆what do you mean ur using a teddy bear???☆

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fae8a07716b.png

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8=l < Miss Aradia 8=l < What

☆jegus, have you thought about maybe a palmhusK?☆

i lost access to those a long time ago

why does everyone just say quips and one liners? isnt this for like socializing? who wants to come to my barbecue? i dont have a grill or food to cook but i do have an amazing collection of food-shaped rocks

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what foodshapes do they come in lol

oblong meat tubes pressed meat meatballs im sure theres more

r they all meat

they are rocks

but do they all look like meat?

it depends on your imagination could be a veggie patty

damn now i wanna c the rocks