♦ pitied by @armoredMorbosa
BATTER UP < HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. BIG SLAUGHTER SPHERE IS USING ITS DASTARDLY FUCKING AGENTS TO HOLD ME DOWN. IMAGINE HOW MANY BALLS MIGHT GET THROUGH. HOW MANY PEOPLE MIGHT RUN THE BASES. HOW MANY PEOPLE MIGHT *GULP* REACH HOME FUCKING PLATE. I'M SHAKING. OH FUCK. OH FUCK. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < I KNOW I DID. BUT UNFORTUNATELY "THE LEGAL SYSTEM" DOES NOT SEE THINGS THE SAME WAY. > HOMERUN
BATTER UP < YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD RECENTLY THAT I, BATTUR RUNMAN, HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN A LITTLE SCANDAL AND HAVE BEEN ASKED BY MY LEGAL TEAM TO MAKE A STATEMENT REGARDING IT. LAST WIPE, A FAN APPROACHED ME AND ASKED ME TO SIGN THEIR VINTAGE BAT - AN HONOR FOR ME, TO SEE SOMEONE SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE SPORT, WHO IS ALSO A FAN OF MINE. OF COURSE, I SIGNED IT WITHOUT HESITATION. HE RAN OFF. LATER THAT DAY, WHILE ON A LONG WALK I ENCOUNTERED THIS FAN USING SAID BAT TO PLAY, I BELIEVE IT WAS CALLED "CRICKET". WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? FIRST OF ALL, HARDLY EVEN A REAL FUCKING SPORT. SECOND OF ALL, IT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT FUCKING BAT? SO, LET ME TELL YOU, THE FURY THAT I FLEW INTO UPON SEEING HIM USING THAT PRISTINE BAT FOR SOME UTTER BARKBEAST SHIT, IT WAS WARRANTED. IT WAS NECESSARY. AND HONESTLY, I SHOULD BE THANKED FOR THIS. ANYWAYS. I'LL BE BENCHED UNTIL MY COURT DATE IS OVER. FUCK. #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN
yeah that'S why i'M asking man
hoLy shit. yeah, uh, next time i smoke that much? i'm just giving my Lusus my PaLmhusk, because what the fuck was my Posting Last night????????
I’m aware. Hence why you will need to talk to them.
I FORGIVE BAD PEOPLE. FOR ALL OF THEIR SINS. WHAT YOu CONSIDER TO BE SINS. ARE NOTHING. IN THE EYES OF A CHERuB. YOu HAVE ALL BEEN FORGIVEN. I HAVE GROWN APATHETIC TOWARDS YOuR MISDEEDS. CONSIDER IT A BLANKET PASS. EVERYTHING YOu DID. NOW. RETROACTIVELY. IS NOTHING WRONG. ABSOLuTELY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOu. YES. EVEN YOu. HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN BY CALIBORN.
FuRNISH ME YOuR SHIPS FEATuRING ME. THEY BETTER BE FuCKED uP. AND REQuIRE AT LEAST THREE TAGS. I MEAN IT. I WANT THE MOST SICK AND TWISTED SHIT YOu CAN CONCOCT. SHITPETA. THIS IS YOuR CROWNING MOMENT OF FuCKED uPPERY. PLAY BALL. OR I WILL BE GRAVELY DISAPPOINTED.
I Think. I Miss My Wife.
I Think / I / Might Be Fucked Up Over / Him / Actually. #imscrewed #yearning #sighh
I was g0ing t0 p0st s0mething but i f0rg0t
i am having milf withdrawals save me 0lder w0men #nsfw
Thinking ★bout love ★g★in. Wh★t's ★ girl to do?
I don't think they h★ve th★t Seven, ★lso I don't think I could get to you.
Oh Joy The Voices Are Back. This Is Sarcasm By The Way.
i dont know im scared i fucked up
Suppose We Are Two Sides Of The Same Coin Then In A Way.
It Eludes Me, Still I Miss That Familiar Feeling.
((has seven been slot machine themed this whole time and I just didn’t clock it
You Don't Understand The Love Between Me And This Still Partially Cold Flavor Disk. You'll Never Have What We Have.
ma7be 7ou need to dire(t post about them
Truthfully The Most Painful Experience Of All.
<w0w *c0ugh* 7ha7s s0 unf0r7una7e!! *C0UGH*/>
<<"i would never do such a thing to you miss seven...">>
Not Flirting Apologies, I Am Currently Trying To Not Date Anyone.
that anon who said the7 wanted to dive into m7 tits didn’t (onta(t me. shame #nsfw
I think ★bout you f★r more th★n you prob★bly think ★bout me, perh★ps I should le★ve you ★lone. #v★guepost
this dude doesnt even talk 2 me anymore its all judgmental HMs + chit pities ://// #vaguecheeting #vaguechittr
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im green for an amazing reason
If i saw that. guy in my room i’d. throw a rock at him i think
very many, it's terrible.
:(
gud ng|ht |m up |m up At wht cost https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/5e748f92953b.jpeg
:33 < efurryone is describing their ideal woman is exactly me :33 < so why am i nyot drowning in pussy and bulge??? :00 < nsfw
i think so since i'm higher in the caste than you but i dunno i think it's fair game and that the higher ups don't actually care but please don't
Its really n0t
prng sl|ppd And | hAtr reActd on Accc|dnet | t|hnk |m go|ng bcAk 2 cupe
:(
Turn around kid, it'd be a crime If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you So don't step over that line Or else, friend, you're gonna have a bad time But kids like you don't play by the rules And guys like me, it ain't easy to be played for fools So let's go, let the room get chiller Let's go, dirty brother killer #lyricposting
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Im drunk and h0rny im g0ing t0 bed al0ne g00dbye #substances #nsfw
imagine getting cheated on that would suck
0ne time i dated a guy and he turned 0ut t0 be secretly married the wh0le time
ithink that mightb3 Som3thing youf33l wh3n youg3t r3ally n3rvouShaha S3)
My toxic tr★it? I produce ★ mild numbing venom th★t I ★pply when biting things.
Im perfectly fine
Hehehe im my h0e era! *Pulls my black0ut curtains cl0sed, l0cks all d00rs and hides under the bed*
| hvnet fogtten Abt #freAkfr|dAy |tstttAk|n me longre thAn nromsl to get out of cupe sowwy
Like The anticipati0n...
S0metimes n0t having sex is sexier than having sex #nsfw
Not Really Just Messing Around With Her
You Or
I'm b0red
Evil Kris be like "you're not even worth fighting"
Ohhhh that energy from the cosmos earlier gave me a stomachache.
∻We all are at s☢me p☢int. ☢verc☢me.∻
GOD FUCKING D★MNIT
i'm s(ared out of m7 mind, stu(k inside a hole and this is just the first of man7, first of man7, first of man7 i'm grasping at liquid minutes, i feel like i'll never be satisfied i am s(ared out of m7 mind, reveling in this dan(e and hoping it's the first of man7, first of man7, first of man7 (an it be our first of man7, first of man7, first of man7? #l7ri(posting
i aCtually speCialise in fleshlight builDing. so if you ever want one Custom built or even moDeleD after yourself then i'm the girl to ask! i'D just neeD to Do some 'personal examinations' of you first! #nsfw
Sylink Prot★h is not cute.
now i’m wondering how man7 donuts i (an sta(k on it. probabl7 a lot #nsfw
someone posts something very relatable. then when you go to mention how relatable it is. you discover that you are blocked. <:B #vaguepost
Do not.
My Fiduspawn " Plush ". :>
they seem pretty straightf0rward with their wants.
yes 0r no?
Either a strong no or a yes, depending on how you feel.
i’d run if i were u
APPAR8NTLY some dum8fuck copyright legislacer8tor on Earth-C let a certain white text weirdo get his muppety little mittens on the pat8nt for Magic 8 8alls!!!!!!!!
Sorry to dis★ppoint but I think I'm going to show up in regul★r swimwe★r
HE'S NICE ON PURPOSE. THAT'S HOW HE GETS YOU TO TRUST HIM.
Fuck! I m★de 22 mist★kes!
Never played SGRU8, looked 8oring. Don’t care for meeting humans.
im m0re familiar than id like two be. s0unds like a go0d idea.
hpoefukly u d|nd out whAt |t |s soon!!1!
no see if you come over hell show you he sits there but more menacingly
C★n't pick my swords b★ck up, this is some fucked up kind of trick.
That would be sick as fuck
#'# ti#e#
I love y## I'm ##rr#
#'# sc#r##. # w##h ##u #ere he#e #it# me #y##nk.
S#ve me wa##### ## #s #t #####r t##s w#y?
Wh#'# #h###?
H★h! Who do you think I ★m?
Seven. Truly, it's just sign★lling ★nother tri★l.
It's nothing, just ★nother tri★l.
I've been dre★ming of f★ther more ★nd more. Should it come down to it, it h★s been ★ ple★sure.
melan(holi( empath7 over what the fu(k happened to kismet
you made me this way boss
Im★gine. We're both p★nting, my sword to your neck, my boot on your chest. Our blood mixed together in ★ color th★t's not quite right but be★utiful in its own w★y. ((#nsfw #nsfwe))
hm whats wrong boss
Again, i c0mpletely understand this feeling. Im s0rry y0ure g0ing thr0ugh this. I h0pe it passes
Oh No, This Generally Describes The Sexual Position One Holds In The Bedroom. It's Not " Bottom " In A Literally Sense. #nsfw
No for unrelated personal reasons!! Im really happy but also very very embarrassed
Ah... I feel that
why did y0u think the seven eleven cashier was int0 y0u i perpetually wear a face that says i fucking hate every0ne
0h n0 0n0 why
What the fuck is this.
I ★m ★lso now b★nned from in g★me communic★tions though. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/078c63★f3f9e.png
Different Seven
TRY THE FUCK ★G★IN L★NE P★RTNER DISCONNECTED FOR THE FIRST LIKE TEN MINUTES OF THE G★ME ★ND I'M STILL HER!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c8e★e527bfd4.png
Y0u guys are really just telling 0n y0urselves like y0u didnt have t0 admit t0 that
Oh, but there is so much power in it.
I highly recommend Billiards related items.
0kay n0w c0mment s0mething ab0ut y0ur crush s0 i can feel n0rmal by c0mparis0n
Unfortunately We Organics Cannot Remove Our Skin. I Know. It's Disappointing.
STOP NO HE ISNT YOU ΔLL DONT E▽EN KNOW WHERE MY HI▽E IS OR WHΔT I LOOK LIKE ΔND THERE IS NO REΔL REΔSON STOP
seeing as how she hasnt pushed you away id say she appreciates you but hey what would i know im just daeve
well boss without knowing who it is i can only give so much advise but seems like you just need to take things slow think of her like a stray clawfiend
oooooooh boss has a cruuuuuuush whats the conflict you got boss
yeah so whats going on boss surely theres a cause for your current inexplicable feelings
It Is Something Organics Eat When Their Mood Is Low. The Nutritional Value Also Varies Between Each Individual.
yeah sometimes i feel dorcelessness and i dont really get it either you wanna talk about it more boss or nah lil man and i are in your corner
My person★l rel★tions ★re in ★ very complic★ted st★te right now ★nd I'm not sure how to feel ★bout ★ lot of things.
Nothing shocks Sylink Prot★h.
No you didn't, I'm very secretive.
| dnot mnt o be All hrony Ansd gross And dstuff but |oohhh my gog oh ym gog oh mygoggg |m despss|ertAe
Diamonds. Droog.
Hoping to go out on a date soon! All work and no play can make Serenity a dull girl! Thanks to Miss Lalonde I've found something I think fits me. I'm not quite used to wearing dresses though. I don't know how much skin is too much. At what point is something #NSFW exactly? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3894f58f8f2.png
This is the image I intended to post. Please do not look at that other one and instead please say nice things about my new dress instead of that other thing I beg of you please.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c827aca0e156.png
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! (again) Reason: phone shot with lasers
DON'T BOTH3R M3 TOD4Y PL34S3!! 1 W1LL B3 L4Y1NG 1N TH3 SL1M3 4LL D4Y 4ND W4TCH1NG GRUBTUB3.
i miss her #yearning
ab so lutely got me locked up in the joints and everything feels like being crunched down like a flimsy tin can in an unforgiving machines maw
it looks really cool though
figured y0u for m0re of a helmet type
turns out something that (ould help m7 insomnia problems? org7 #nsfw
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: touching grass and flying fast
Thinking a8out her a lot l8ley. <3? <>? <3<? c3<? Fuck. #vagueposting #yearning
rechitt
d0wnbad h0rrend0usly #vaugep0sting
Seven I desper★tely need you to underst★nd th★t I'm not holding my bre★the now, I need to know for future pl★ns however.
i w0rk t00 many h0urs in this shith0le any0ne kn0w h0w t0 maximize slacking 0ff #sevenelevenp0sting
My height is highly secretive inform★tion th★t I h★ve only told ★ few times. You will h★ve to figure it out on your own if you do not ★lre★dy know it. Either through deductive re★soning or by besting me in ★ duel. The b★ll is in your court detective.
((Going through a gnarly break-up irl ((Sorry there won't be kitty shenanigans for a few days </3 ((I will return though
Seven I'm not going to do it! Believe it or not I'm liter★lly just curious!
i do not.
Sword through my h★nd
Oh I fucked up b★d.
I uh, well uh, tch.
I will, ★gree with the second one. But Sylink Prot★h is NOT cute or ★dor★ble.
youre the best boss
@★rmoredMorbos★ ★sks (yes I know its you despite you not putting in your t★g) "when you pout do your lips quiver ★nd sh★ke ★ll cute like or ★re you biting your lower lip? i c★n never tell" I do not pout. #★sksylinkprot★h
(◕ ᴥ ◕) too many gupeople testing me tonight!!! GRR!!! fraimi is going for a guswim GUHMPH!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/8tzN7h8Ja1YAAAAC/angry-yo-chan.gif
(◕ ᴥ ◕) PAH GYUU WISH
I'm grumbling ★bout this.
Dr◯PPin ȺȺȺll my §lurry in †here †hȺȺȺȺ†’§ wwhy #n§fw
I don't like the w★y you've described this situ★tion Seven. I don't like it ★t ★ll.
https://i.makeagif.(om/media/10-16-2017/k4js(f.gif
REALLY GIVIN IT MY ALL HERE LADY IM DOIN MY BEST MAKIN MY TIME NOT MY FAULT THOSE ASSHOLES IN THE FIELDS OF TOPOLOGY AND GEOGRAPHY FELT IT NECESSARY TO INVENT THE TYRANNY OF 'HILLS'
does anyone have a stomach i can bulge? :D #nsfw
0h right s0rry y0u can be excused fr0m that
y0u'll get it next time
Rude.
why did i get a j0b at 7/11 st0p asking please i just need the m0ney
reall7 not the notifi(ation i was hoping for
@arsenicCatnxp WH3N YOU S41D YOUR JOB H4D 4N OP3N POS1T1ON, TH1S 1S NOT WH4T 1 H4D 1N M1ND #suggestive #nsfw ish #maidcafe #sendhelp #rightnow #maidposting https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/maidcafe.png
as mentioned, it onl7 reall7 happens in between for me at this point
a jumble of memor7 and hallu(ination all (obweb thin that vanish like dew at the slightest opportunit7
if 7ou’re awake, well. 7ou’re awake. if 7ou’re asleep, 7ou dream in the bubbles. but there’s a spa(e between where 7ou doze, half awake, and that’s where 7ou dream and also don’t reall7 get a ton of sleep. the trials of being a god
i need a new pfp mine sucksz
my h0rns are n0t meant t0 be used as handlebars despite the structural integrity 0f them stating 0therwise. #nsfw
i am s0rry t0 hear ab0ut y0ur plight i have had similar situati0ns in the past and can relate. if y0u need s0me0ne t0 talk t0 ab0ut it g0 ahead
i hate her i l0ve her i t0lerate her i care f0r her i supp0se
=Don't worry!! €v€ryon€'s |ik€ that som€tim€s, a|most a|ways at this tim€, nothing wrong with u
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
7eah
late enough for a little #7earnposting, i think! people (ome and people go here on (hittr dot ing. and when the7 go, sometimes the7 (ome ba(k. but sometimes the7're just gone forever. and as a hub for so(ializing, that means that's it. 7our time is up. i (an't even (laim that strong a relationship, sometimes. i guess i just mourn what (ould have been.
if I dis★ppe★red would you ★ssume I died or just fucked off?
I h★d just woken up, I just s★w the titles.
every s0 0ften i see 0ther r0b0ts 0n here expressing their struggles with sexual urges and desires and i really feel f0r them but i cann0t relate is that weird #nsfw i supp0se
Not in the hot way.
This is the worst hangover I’ve experienced— #substance
accidentally tripped on it :/ #nsfw
Is this what 8urnout feels like?
What do you mean they just killed Karkat Vantas on the timeline.
lol good luck the grownup ones r planet busters!! str8 Up dbz powerscaling u could probably kick Uncle bitchs ass tho
Day 4? we Still Sick. The Cramps Are Rough.. Am I Dying? i Can Breath Now.. But All I Smell Is Infection i Hate This. i Hate Being Sick. I Wish For Death :c #tmi #complaining #whining
You're such ★ bitch.....
I Miss Her.
Th★nksssss bessssstie but I'm ssssstill good to go.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUTHATS GUWHERE GYUUR WRONG!! and gyuu aren’t a love expert because GYUU ARE INSULTING GUME!! FAKER!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNOT TRUE GYUU JUST A… guwait. aren’t gyuu the same person THAT INSULTED MY GUNOSE
#hopecore
Do You Think If I Wrapped Myself In Tinfoil The Drones Wouldn't Be Able To Detect Me? This Is Just A Thought Exercise But Also Please Answer Honestly.
★ren't there like, port★ls ★bove your hive?
It means you are, from what my omniscient sight and extreme intellect can gather, playing alone. This is not supposed to be done. Your session will now be an extreme challenge. You will either defeat it and gain fantastic rewards, or you will fail and be destroyed or trapped.
Well, if the guide s★ys you should h★ve it, ★nd you don't. I'd consider th★t ★bnorm★l.
It seems you are in a dead session.