♦ pitied by @astralAnarchy
Okay WOW now I just feel like an asshole I didn’t mean to upset you. I was hardly being serious. It’s just that a lot of my friends use more edgy humor and??? Aaaa????? #ImSoSorry #RealTalk #DoYouNeedAHug
all wrong!
i do NOT wiggle my bulge in the mirror. i do NOT wear the dress during roleplay AND I AM NOT DEFENSIVE. >X:( #suggestive
nonononononoonono WHY ARE YOU RECHITTING IT WAAAAAGH
(>>->) GuYs a f3w dAyS Ag0 I G0T DrUnK A PuT A GaSh iN My m3tA/ d00R WiTh mY KaTaNa #nSfW #sUbStAnC3AbUs3 #vI0/3Nc3 #sW0Rd HONK
I never did do something for hitting 40k kult. What should I do?
My ma+espri+ broke up wi+h me yes+erday. I'm pre++y hear+broken, bu+ i+'s ok. Being sad abou+ +hings like +his is unders+andable, bu+ breakups should be +rea+ed as a lesson +o learn, unders+and, and grow as a person. u_+
i punched a purpleblood so hard his limbs flew off in all direcTions call ThaT clowning around
let's kill the horse
>>| @astralanarchy .i saw pity reaction. how so.
>>| bulge twist. #nsfw #nsfwe #pain
i can be evil and have a boyfriend. there’s no rule against it!!
My, what a delightful dash trend! I love our little friends of the feline persuasion!
i blame vriska f0r everything wr0ng with t0day
man i swear all this talk about wizard pussy is gonna attract that fish i fucking hate #wizardpussy #fishpussy? #nsfw
[ Vermin. ]
YEAH YOU AND EVERYONE ALIVE, WHAT ELSE IS NEW. —EMBER💥
Ɏ there is something intrinsica-a-ally Wrong with me Ɏ
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K--<she never loved me back like i loved her #buraisposting
lxl yxu wanna fuck me sx bad it makes yxu lxxk stupid <3<
some people are so dumb it makes me wonder if theyve ever used their brain before i can say some obvious sarcastic bullshit that no one could possibly take seriously and youve got at least one genius coming in to reply in full sincerity like no numb nuts i dont eat dirt for the nutrients but im sure you would
Beyond that, though! One more awakening awaits. Then we begin in earnest! Aren’t you excited? Not that it matters if you are or aren’t, seeing as it will happen always, but I do hope you are.
Ah, and so begins the countdown…to the countdown! #cherubwatching
Your opinion is unimportant to me. Hope this helps!
Am I not, in a way, mother to the timeline I have cultivated ever so repeatedly? To Alternia? Am I not the one nurturing my lady and her brother to their ultimate destinies?
not how it works, i'm afraid. yoU jUst soUnd like yoU're stealing valoUr!!
I am not, as much of my counterparts are, a host by nature. But it is certainly a role I can step into when needed! Perhaps I should host my own small event, wouldn’t that be lovely? Of course regardless of what you say, if it happens it will happen regardless of your input!
If you’ll excuse me, this is the moment I travel back in time to murder the White Queen of this session and steal her throne, I’ll be back shortly.
Men.
Yeah, like Wrothe. I don't even understand the point of this shit.
This is just me talking to myself.
Remember that you can't save everyone.
Retcon beam is locked down for emergencies only
They tried that and I parried it
I have GOT to get more REDACTED
No, I don't imagine so
Making sure I still got it.
Permadeath beam (demonstrative. Not aimed at anyone. This beam is not for you.)
Regular beam
Okay. Regular beam is TOO powerful.
Looking forward to it. I'll pencil you in.
I think you could go all out just this once
It is bait for finding sparring partners. I will be sleeping fairly soon but I will be in touch to arrange a spar
I am so fightable and punchable and beatupable
Okay. As I settle in to get some sleep now, I find myself thinking. I often find myself on that stupid deific platform of "I could help, but autonomy". It is why I so often am asking how I may shape your reality. DOOM is not so certain, even when things are DOOMED. I can help, but more than that, I believe in you. I believe in you.
Yeah, I seem to be in some sort of mood tonight. Goodnight, chittr. Dm me if you want, bye.
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: really vaguely frustrated about nothing in specific or anything
Automated post: You ever like... #beamattack?
Automated Post: This user needs to stop bringing his fucking phone into the recuperacoon. Phones are not made for slime.
you can't get these people to take a fucking nap for anything. would solve... an eighth of the problems here. not the big ones, but damn would it help some people
is there some fuckshit happening?
You can't say "I want you tonight" without "I want you tonight". #lyricsposting, unfortunately.
https://open.spotify.com/track/1LITKexgC40D9V7Yo70IPn?si=BOZ5z5QGROOtXjxR2ee6bA #musicposting
Every day, I imagine a future where I can beam attack...
there's never enough pages
Oh also @slenderMan I got this page for you too. *slides you a crisp $20 bill*
@astralAnarchy you are going to get my kult score to 25k today, it seems
(A short video is posted. Sylink (@singularityManifest) stands on a platform, blade drawn, in an empty black space (Final Destination), as Kris hovers far above the space. He extends a hand skyward and an orb of smoke coalesces in his palm. The orb begins to multiply in size as it ascends, growing into a CELESTIAL BODY. Words are exchanged between the duo, Kris shoots a thumbs-up down to Sylink, who nods an affirmative. Kris hurls the orb, now solidified into a facsimile of Earth's Moon, towards the waiting Prince, who bursts forward to intercept it with a surge of speed. She flickers out of sight for a brief moment, and when she reappears, a massive canyon has formed on the surface of the immense projectile. The video cuts out as the recording device is struck by debris sent flying from the impact.)
Okay. I'm awake.
Oh, sorry. Points the beam elsewhere
Yeah, I imagine so. Or mostly lethal
It's like a knife throw but it's a barrage of knives
Stab beam
Remember to go to bed when you feel bad
keh. not bad. you have some skill. happiness and friendship beam barrage!
Hn. Fine. You made me use 2 percent of my power. beam intensify.
Happiness and friendship beam
anyways, I hope you all 📄 have a nice day today
A flick of the switch, so smooth and clean How we grow is so painful, believe me Then my fever broke #lyricposting
Fucking try me bitch. I see your ass behind that tree. Come out pussy. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673577344601948172/1503591474053513407/image.png?ex=6a03e82e&is=6a0296ae&hm=c3e6f9adb69951e65a9daacaf5d9afdd16d27a1d9d3067e7dfaea19a9716cbda&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=898&height=595
DAMMIT I ALMOST GOT THE BASTARD NEXT TIME FUCKER NEXT TIME #slenderhour
They shouldn't last too long, and so should remain fun until they disappear.
I would have been a fucking MENACE at FLARPing.
Favourite thing about this website is the ability to deliver and receive multiple notifications on the same post with ease
RUDE.
casting a creature spell? in front of my 2 open blue mana?
communes with the horrorterrors but it's to organize our fucking bowling league
grimster or trickdark?
#mybreakfast today is a green tea, EIGHT (8) SLICES OF CANDIED BACON, FOUR (4) HASH BROWNS, TWO (2) BANANAS, THREE (3) TUBE YOGURT and ONE (1) CLIF BAR.
...MEOWBEAST?!
okay I'm gonna go spend like. half a year in the hyperbolic time chamber. see you tonight.
when I got turned into a fuchsia for a bit I was too tall to fit in my damn house. (17 feet). I don't take that form very often anymore but I keep it at that height just about, when I do, for nostalgia reasons. (also I can finally reach stuff on the top shelf)
I like high gravity planets because they make my martial techniques feel more meaningful
Askin' all them questions, askin' all them questions... Why you askin' all those questions, making statements, assuming? #lyricsposting
I should try higher gravity training, this is not doing much for me anymore.
Kult beam
Kull beam
Hellzone grenade is SUCH a good fucking move I should use it more
Okay, MAYBE. But I like to think that's not WHO I am, just a thing I do
This post is so stupid
Hey the next time you're delivering an ultimatum, can you include me? Survive, be destroyed, or Kris, if that's not too much trouble. #sylinkwatching
I GUESS
You do it from in front just as often though, don't you?
Nobody falls for the teleport behind and neck chop anymore.
The chaos emeralds. Hand them over.
Before I go back to training. I knew a clown named Chasti Tybelt once. #nsfw, unfortunately. With that, bye.
Stupid
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👁
He is around, yes, I'm sure
Meow
Meow
Helpful Beam
hey! Me! I do that
Glub. GLUB, glub glub glub. glub! #glubposting
Glub!!
Partial points
That one Feferi said yes, so probably
Who up glubbing they post
Are you an alien to me?
Sure it did
Alien beam
Yes, correct. I just mean I didn't really have many human friends until I was introduced to multiversal internet
Hi Monika!!!
Also how the fuck did it taking meeting LITERAL aliens for me to make friends
who needs 2 shadows 38??
shadow clone beam
I say Kantan never die a LOT for someone who isn't Kantan
I should participate in some sort of shenanigans.
Y'all love reckless and silly uses of nigh infinite power. Maybe I'll do some magic!Kris in the spirit of magic!anons but they won't be anonymous because they'll be from me.
Council of Daves...
Strider Beam
What can I say? I really love collecting things
Let's goooo I'm so good at this
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#slenderhour conti📄 nues , and we are all delighted for it.
Slenderman is chill now.
maybe. teleported through the rain dimension. it's still legible, though. it says "really good job with the pages, bro".
find my page, damp style
like dripping wet. it was just stuck to the wall...
I found another page but why is it wet... WHY IS THE PAGE WET.
#slenderhour This one is one page folded into a comic strip. It looks like it is about me finding pages...
oh fuck, this racing minigame rules. #slenderhour I'm sorry I was 📄 being such a little 📄 hater about it. I asked for this racing minigame. 📄 (8/8)
@slenderMan can you just credit these pages to my account for next time? I don't really have time to do the racing minigame.
@syntheticRevolution (Starting off slow. For 2 hours, any accessory worn on the head- glasses, hats, headbands etc., also come with CAT EARS. They disappear whenever the accessory is removed. The cat ears are sensate both to touch and sound.)
>>| here. watch this. #vagueposting
Shutting down...
>>| then they need to copy harder from your troll .ireland.
>>| fantastic job. you turned my palmhusk .into vibrator. #nsfw
>>| well. while this crap chain reaction .is .ongoing, .i may .use palmhusk .as .a vibrator for my nook. #nsfw
>>| .i can hear him screaming there. does .anyone has 60 .inch bone bulge? they really need .it, .and .i need .it so they can shut .up. #nsfw
>>| sorry, but .i'm not going for highbloods .in .any way.
>>| what .is this. .it keeps going. .i cannot hold my palmhusk properly now. .at least .it's not starting the fire .as my server.
>>| .i love when men... #suggestive
>>| @turingtranscendence https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_031.jpg
>>| .if there was someone who could sate my heat... #nsfw #suggestive #verysuggestive
>>| shit. troll pregnancy was fake .all .along. .anyway, bsck to #hornyposting. #nsfw
>>| .i dare you to. .uhhh.
>>| stretching flesh .and skin .is fun. #gore #violence
I·HAVE·SEEN·YOV·ROTATE·AT·LEAST·360·DEGREES·IN·THE·PAST·SIX·HOVRS·VHAT·THE·FVCK·IS·HAPPENING
/ETSS HOPE FOR SSOMETHING NICE AND BIG TO FA// FOR SSAID TRAPSS THEN I HOWEVER AM FINA//Y SSTARTING TO FEE/ MY RECUPERACOON CA//ING FOR ME >8/
>>| cannot. still .at work. still .in this stupid maid .outfit. but .i got traps set .in my hive's forest.
THEY REA//Y COU/D USSE SSOME THEN YOU SSEEM READY TO HUNT SSOME BEASSTSS DOWN THOUGH >83
>>| .i'm .awake .as last hellbeast, ready to tear .all places .apart .until dust runs though fingers. .it's more .about .others .in chittr, who cant keep themselves .on foot, slowly rolling towards cocoons.
>>| sad display. most trolls .are dropping .into cocoons while .its midnight for me. .and .i'm still .at work! fuck.
i think its better to aVoid th..inking about things like that ..Σ( ° △ °|||)
>>| bdsm - business, development, sales .and marketing. what .a strange .abbreviation. #suggestive
~~(__^·> need a woman to do something unethical to me <·^__)~~
Nestled into the middle of the continent, positioned in a valley and surrounded by a wall, is the rough-and-tumble town of Misery. This town, small though it may be, is not an unknown. Rather, it has quite the reputation as a place of violence even eclipsing the Alternian Wilds. Misery is a place where little survives, and even fewer thrive. A place detached from the typical workings of the Alternian Blood Castes, there is but one rule in Misery. The Strong Rule. The Weak Die. Your name is Karita Evriox, and you are seething with rage as you stare down at the corpse of the indigo you just fought. He had gone down easily, a single well-placed punch to the scent sponge shattering bone that pierced his thinkpan. It shouldn't matter that your knuckles are stained blue from the blood he shed as you beat him to a pulp afterwards. You are a fighter, and you can often be found in The Bloody Knuckle, the only bar in town, which is a front for a super illegal fight club, which, somehow, you occupy the top spot of the leaderboard at. This may be because your opponents never exit the ring. When not at The Bloody Knuckle, you like to doze on rooftops. Hives do not last in Misery. Between the deaths, and the rampant explosions that litter the streets, leaving only The Bloody Knuckle untouched, they are often vacated or destroyed. In fact, many of the functional buildings in Misery have pieces missing, walls cracked or crumbling, or holes in the roofs. You have learned to survive without a hive. Misery is your home, and though it can be a nightmare for most to simply walk down the street, trolls tend to leave you alone outside of the ring. In all, you've made a pretty good life for yourself here in Misery.
go fuck yourself in your fat fuckin ass
dammit dont rechitt that
daddy big bulge is back in town ^_^
no..that's not true but ^t's ok..thank you for bel^evc^ng ^n me ^ guess. ^ just don't know why ^ don't havce someone l^ke that for me. ^ th^nk ^'m vcery hateable. w^th my sad face and annoy^ng vco^ce and all. _=:(
my mo^ra^l got a p^tch crush before me..just my luck_=:((((((((((((
You are $$$o real for thi$$$ 'mero! THERE'$$$ THAT $$$HAMELE$$$NE$$$!!!
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Also oh shit I just got what you meant by "christen!"
You have an observatory??? What the hell are there any more secrets in this house I should know about? Some sort of underground river I should know about next?
as big as this house is there are very few rooms that weve yet to "christen" during this sort of honeymoon phase. and following this train of thought ive realized i havent shown him the observatory yet. youd think it would come up sooner but as ive mentioned weve been a bit distracted. #suggestive #nsfw
c< aigHt, fucK yOu, ill dO yOu all better tHaN a cONfessiON, asK Me aNytHiNg! ill aNswer HONestly! >c
i ap0l0gize again i hate this pers0n with s0 much spite i cann0t rem0ve them fr0m my mind #kismesis
@ectoBiologist#6844 yo, is this y0u? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e160e4fc7cc0.jpg
|-===--- Yes, You Come Off As ProFoundLy AuTisTic.
Bitch I'm in the cluuuuub With tha Homies Tell me whas goooooood I'm tryna get these hoes singal... AND THIS IS MY SINGLEEEEEEEE #mywackestsong
i want to put buraises bulge in a cage ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
@consequentlyoblique is way hotter than he thinks and i wish he would talk to me more ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
𖦤 He / said / he's / not / uncomfortable, / at / least More / than / happy / to / start / smashin' / heads / if / that / changes / though. / Lol :||
The Confessioners Are Being Weird About My " Blorbo " And It Is Getting Uncomfortable. #pensive #fullynegative #nsfw?
i would let @tentativelytenebrous do so many things to me ♥︎ #suggestive #concupiscentanonymously ♠
: dont g:ve a sh:t about e:ther part. : just wanted :t to be over.
The Sermon Is The Best Part Of It All! Culliing For Culling's Sake Is Quite Boring Lmao :o)
was forced :nto a group cu|_|_:ng today. :t was so fuck:ng annoy:ng we cou|_dnt get through one b|_udgeon:ng w:thout hav:ng to s|_am a who|_e sermon... #v:o|_ence
I SHOULD THROW MYSELF INTO A FUCKING BLACK HOLE. #SUICIDE I GUESS.
what'ss wrong witth me
NO DID I MISSSS THE COLLAR TALK...... NO..... NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
are you guys mad @ me..... for accidentally sending him to torture space :((
K--<fighting for my life in the teamchud group chat
// i wish you could delete posts
// i feel dumb every time i post there
:33< do mewer n33d a hug :33< or the comfurrtable cuddle pile???
i'm not broken i'm fine im perfectly okay
why are my notifs exploding-
DID NOT SLEEP VERY WELL!!! KEPT WAKING UP FOR NO REASON!!! XO(
i just got fucking fired
no fucking tags because im too upset
sOmetimes when i’m very sick i start chOking myself Out tO simulate the feeling Of dying
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(>>->) F33/In w0rTh/3Ss tBh #s3/FhAt3 #nSfW -iSh iG IdK HONK