♣ mediated by @automatonArisen
SCREAMING AT THE ANGELS. WHILE THEY PuSHED HIM THROuGH THE DOOR.
theY jчst nчtted and bolted on mY screen so no ;/ #nsfw
D —> Precisely D —> Everything a Zahhak does should be e%emplary in its conformity D —> Inc100ding the state of our hole at any given moment D —> Thank you for your appreciation in this matter
my last aab0t post didn't get me beaten up like it usually d0es but now i feel 0ddly left out s0 here's this oddly relevant h0rrid thing https://64.media.tumblr.com/1ab65e5c999ae8215ad03522c406487a/tumblr_inline_ptmwwtLtS31wtoy8p_1280.png #sinday
D —> Hmmm D —> Probably the industrial digging bar D —> Which is a long thick sturdy metal rod one inserts into a hole to loosen the surface area and make it pliable for more thorough entry D —> But my answer is subject to change there is no implement too big for my hole
ökay hey wait hey haahaha it was jöking ha jöking! haha ha ha
if anyone vwants a statement from me. i think i do on purpose wvhat ewveryone else does on accident. doesnt make me better, but it makes me honest.
:33 < i knyow mew meant this to shame those who would want that....but...
pr0bably something tw0 be said for the difference between pe0ple who want t0 get grabby and weird with their happily involved 0ther partner, and just a sexual predator. #abuse
...he's really not THAT bad once you get to know h1m, haha...
donthateimcurious.
lucky you!
always be sure tw0 count the freckles 0n your quad's ass the evening after tw0 be sure none have been st0len. #romance
Your chassis is 8uilt like it's from Trolltal Drama Island. I'm not h8ing 8ut I am surprised!
Yeah, no, I did follow that guy cause I liked his flaming lips. My bad.
I heard that every time s0me0ne tells @cesarianAqueduct t0 st0p p0sting he gr0ws an0ther bulge #nsfw
~G~Otcha, yO~u dO~ care!~
~I dO~n't wash my hands. Because I'm EVIL~
Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
you think robots cant get pregnant? well explain vending machines you dumb ass
#NSFW I'm serious about that NSFW tag, by the way. Don't watch if you don't want to see a sword go up someone's ass. Anyway, Here it is. The moment I'm sure none of you were waiting for. My illicit sex tape showcasing the forbidden union between my ass and my sword. A foam one, thanks to @automatonArisen, who also filmed all of this for your viewing. I was planning to just post a picture, but I had the whole video, so why not just upload the whole fucking video. Never say I don't do anything for y'all. [The video opens with Dirk taking a deep breath, presumably feeling the full weight of his poor decision making skills crash down on him all at once. He's ass naked, save for his ever-present shades, kneeling on the marble bathroom floor. Foam sword in one hand, sink counter in the other. He holds onto both for dear life. Slowly, he moves the "blade" of the faux sword into position, lining it up directly to his asshole. There exists one last second for him to ask himself where it all went wrong, or if this is really what he wants his legacy to be on Chittr, before the sword finally breaches his anus. It enters glacially slow, probably so Dirk doesn't ACTUALLY hurt himself doing this. His hand tightens on the counter as it moves further in, eventually reaching the point where his stomach begins to bulge from how far the sword has traveled. "Shit, okay," Dirk hisses out after a few more painstaking seconds of continuous insertion. "Fuck. I'm done. That's as far as I'm pushing it in." There's still a part of the blade visible near his ass, but he's managed to get it in impressively far. He looks up at the ceiling, taking one last deep breath before pulling the whole thing out. Slowly, obviously. Dirk tosses the sword to the side as soon as it's out of him, holding up a thumbs up to the camera with the hand that previously held its death grip on the sink. Barely a moment later, the video cuts out.]
H4T3 TO S4Y TH1S, BUT 1 TH1NK CRONUS 1S LOWK4RK4T3NU1N3LY GROW1NG ON M3 4ND 1T'S NOT JUST B3C4US3 OF TH3 MON3Y
D--> I am unsure as to how this is surprising. The original aradiabot had similar functions although admittedly it couldn't get pregnant due to the fact I had no concept of pregnancy at the time. I was e%tremely focused on anatomical precision while creating it..
~Gladly!~
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ec1c40e1677.png a visi0n
this deeeeeeeefinitely won’t have any toll on my mental health!
yeah im cunning cunninglingus #nsfw