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hosting a yaoi #watchparty today! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, mignon, #nsfw, bl, mlm, its about a boxer and his doctor, i am excited, archive rating: M)
I can't be the guy that has to say this, but you really DON'T have to post every thought that enters your pan. At LEAST wait five seconds for the thought to touch the other side of your skull before you say that fuck shit. #yesigettheirony #butyousholdbeashamed #thatimtheonesayingit
>> 1mfao you're r¡ght Phuntr
t↔inking about lowblood nook rn~ #nsfw
me when i'm m∆king potions ∆nd concoctions ∆nd wh∆tnot
already was a big fan of zeldah on alternia so color my surprise when the humans zelda games were even better! going around plundering ancient tombs simply speaks to a girl like me https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6f498001d0b.png
It is e%ceedingly difficult to talk smack without creating innuendo and I blame all of you for corrupting our language.
alr1ght... hyped myself up as long as 1 could... ton1ghts f1nally the n1ght yall... f1nally gunna spread my w1ngs and break 1t off for REAL th1s t1me... 1f you dont hear from me by dawn then uh... then he probably squ1shed me to death, haha... all that repressed rage 1s uh. real terr1fy1ng. haha.
Some blonde chick with pointy ears. Does magic and shit, is a princess I think?
Remember kids If you have a shit ton of paperwork You can A. Burn it all down B. Kill your boss Worked with me
Things my stump arm can do that my hand couldn't: Get stuck in a mug.
WHY DO I EVEN SAY GOODLIGHT STILL I LIVE ON FUCKING EARTH C NOW. ANYWAYS. HONK MIMIMI
c< yup... tHats wHy i quit clOwNery >c
2top liikiin my chiit2,, that ju2t make2 me get a checkmark badge later on..
chittr g𖦹tta be the 𖦹nly website that d𖦹esn't sc𖦹rch my eyes with it's light m𖦹de
i like to view everyone as friends! no one is better than another! <3
>+. DO I CONVINCE BUSTY CRONUS TO JOIN ME HERE Y/N .+<
Chip$ :-)
hey if youre a rustblood vwith issues and a freaky fine body hmu and lets chat about howv i can make you wvorse. thats wvhat you freaks are all into, right? other lowvbloods free to apply too i guess but rusties havwe that special sauce. #nsfwv
Maybe I just need to get laid.
H0t 0lder men are scared 0f me
he/him tiddies n their big n bouncy n spillin out of a tank top thts wayyyy too small fr them n he aint wearin a bra so u cn totally see his nippls thru the fabric #nsfw btw gender is a construct
>+. BOOBS 😵💫 .+< #nsfw
That dog alien girl is right. I like #tits. #nsfw
wwwwill somebody catch my legs they are gettin awwwway
iit lok2 liike KK had a GOOD haiir day
Thinking about buckets `<.<˴ Fu// ones `>.>˴ #nsf\/\/
II wa2 0nly g0nna d0 0ne but 2uddenly there wa2 iin2piiratii0n tw0 d0 an0ther. 20 here iit ii2. http2://0pen.2p0tiify.c0m/track/2HZLXB0na2RhX2tMLrq9fD?2ii=qkIIMgk7q2jC3a1rkmlhuMA
just got done cleaning the floor #vacuumposting
2o tru im lookin at it rn i f33l that
2up dud3
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20me 0f u2 have career2. Y0u 2h0uld try iit. http2://f2.tw0yh0u.2e/fiile/f2-tw0yh0u-2e/iimage2/118246359_c6r8iiII2uVdAgzx2.jpg
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II thiink II’ll be able tw0 triick an Amp0ra tw00 l0l.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A little dryhumping never hurt a friendship. #nsfw ]
I wanna plaaaaaaaaay Smash or Pass. ::::) #nsfw
°⚬°⚬〇 there's like, basically a bush 〇n my chest 〇°⚬°⚬
°⚬°⚬〇 bitches l〇ve me f⚬r my big hairy chest 〇°⚬°⚬
can be real if youre not a coward
i tend to leave a TV playing in my house while i'm milling around because it gets kinda unsettling how quiet it is around here sometimes. anyway, sometimes when a commercial is playing and the guy is talking really fast, i swear i hear "tits" instead of "tips" in the context of video games and i go ?! every time. #nsfw ?
can everyone please be quiet? i'm trying to play my bass :/
📧 -> #work Cheers, Kelric Stravi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5296ec07be08.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7196f2102b2.png
𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒃𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒚𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒚, 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒎𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒕.
I'M GOING TO HUMAN MCDONALDS WHILE I WAIT FOR THIS SHITSTORM OF BULLSHIT TO PASS. YOU ALL SUCK FOREVER.
Nice. H33h33. https://files.catbox.moe/m1g4an.jpg
free venndinng machinne food. who wannts some?
The wiki is pretty good for a start! A lot of it is kinda just rule of cool, and or whatever is weirder and funnier to call things. When is doubt throw grub in there )) https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Troll_language
((i gotchu. https://visionaryparacosmos.neocities.org/writing/lexicon/ ))
Catthulhu won't shut up. This was a mistake summoning him. #Catthulhu
"= update. pointed overpowered laser from lighthive building to a too close passing ship in the water. set fire to the side of it. they have still not figured out why or how it happened, if they sail towards me the seadwellers' lusii will get them first. ="
this shit krillin me actually
:33< im what the folks at home call kitty cat!
#opaqueposting mhmhmgmhmhgmhm mhhmhh mhmhhmmh
just got super mega tongue kissed by a hot catgirl so basically this sleepover rocks #nsfw
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I MIGHT BE WEAK,, YEAH SLEEP
GO CULL YOURSELF TEREZI. #CLEARPOSTING #WHATTHEFUCKISYOURPROBLEM
i'mm out of post ideas. sex. boobs. whatever else you freaks are innto tonnight. i'mm tired #nnsfw #butnnotreally
JUST GOT ENGAGED AND SOME FUCK IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MATESPRIT. #TARGETED #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
Fuckkkkkkk man, they hired the torment demon to stare at me.
°<O I'll~ tell~ them~ it's~ a~ really~ shitty~ situation~ LMFAO~ <3
Poi$oned @fter P@rticip@ting In The Tide Pod Ch@77enge
On it, dweeb.
@coalescedduality @ambivalentgangsta @vetandaadespota @bashedignition i think if all of us teamed up we could terraform a planet and put sapient life on it and that’s neat to me :)
:33< *the mighty huntress juggles knives then throws them against the wall in a heart shaped pattern*
i miss my wife, tails. i miss him a lot. i'll be back. #reference #vaugeposting
✨🍭🕷️ print a second copy and eat it 🕷️🍭✨
id 2ay get a wHiff Of tHi2 piece Of HOt indigO a22, but I dOn't tHink yOud be able tO make Out tHe 2cent Of "ricH and HOt" Over tHe 2tencH Of yOur Own fi2Hine22 B)
DISNEY TEEN MOVIES SOUNDTRACKS UNIRONICALLY ARE PRETTY GOOD BACKGROUND MUSIC FOR WRITING A RESEARCH PAPER TO.
The pity button and block button are like lovers to me.
yxur pfp is literxlly x puppet xfc yxu smell like x puppet txke x fucking shxwer.