♦ pitied by @bonjourDarling
:33 < really bad.... :33 < my fafurrite pillow was torn to shreds last night by an unknown assailant.
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
i am supa dupa good and epic x) with my wulf pack rn
i just got stung by a wuace
Iᛏ Is Mosᛏly Due ᛏo ᛏhe Facᛏ ᛏhaᛏ You Are Far Younger ᛏhan Myself
YOURE RELATABLE IG AND ALSO I LIKE YOUR PFP
This is a good mindset to have, thank you for sharing. Ego sum ira Domini.

Many beautiful w.o°men .o°n this website.... it fills .o°ne with a burning h.o°pe
never understood anything more, brah

=( It seems like the friendly competition was too much for the attention starved youth of Alternia to take. I will at least rest assured stroking my ego, knowing that for a brief moment like crossing ships in the night, bug facts let you become the #25th most popular troll on Chittr. )
https://i.imgur.com/X7Hv1Dt.png @turntechGoghead

=( Wow. Much to think about. )

=( I have been informed by a loyal bug fact follower that more "selfies" would help boost my social score. Is this what the people want? )
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ GUYS!!! SO LIKEE while I was taking my driving exam!!! I crashed the car and my driving instructer liiike FLEW OUT OF THE WINDOW (im tots fine tho LOLZ!!) And likee he told me that he would pass me if I took him to the hospital so likeee GUESS WHO HAS HER DRIVERS LICENSE BACK???? YAYZ!!! ʚ♡ɞ #Gore
the unwa2hed ma22e2 flock two beg for a checkmark. true iiqchad2 know that beiing unveriifiied grant2 you more 2tatu2 than any badge could.

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Thank y☉u. I shall use y☉ur luck t☉ the fullest ☉f my extent.
I FOUND MY HOMUNCULUS BUT IT HAS HOSTAGES!!!!!!
1t's SUCH a class1c, h♡w can 1 n♡t??? 1 m1ght just g♡ w1th that ♡ne, but h♡nestly the ♡ther l♡♡ks are SLAY1NG t♡♡.
OKAY trying AGAIN (dramatic sigh) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c32176523e92.JPG
∘☽ My moirail cannot even afford to keep her scuttlebuggy functioning, how is this even happening?? ☾∘
ohhhhhhhhhh fuck i forgor abt cIown Ient :o( theyre gonna kiII me w axes
DONT MAEN TO BRAG BUT IM HALFWAY DONE FILLING MY HIVE WITH GASOLINE
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I feel more of a "..Haah." ]
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