@caliBorn — #bodyhorror
HELLO. MISCELLANEOuS DORKS AND CHuMPS AND POuTY MOOD SLuMPS WHO ARE DOWN IN THE FuCKING DuMPS. CHIN THE FuCK uP. I AM HERE. TO WISH YOu ALL. A VERY. FATHER'S DAY. VERY FATHER INDEED. A FATHERY'S DAY. OF PATRIARCHAL AND PATERNALISTIC PRIDE. FITTING. SuCH A GAY DAY. COuLD FALL ON A GAY MONTH. MAY EVERY FATHER TREAT THEIR HuSBAND RIGHT TODAY. THIS INCLuDES THE MANY WOMEN FATHERS OuT THERE. WHO CHOOSE TO SPORT MuSTACHES. AND HANDLE MEN'S DuTIES. IN A WOMAN'S HOME. ALL FATHERS. ARE DESERVING. OF uNWAVERING RESPECT. AND ADuLATION. NOTHING IS BETTER. THAN HAVING A FATHER. WHICH IS A DISTINCTION. I TRAGICALLY CAN...Read more
uNFORTuNATELY AS BITCHING AS IT WOuLD BE. FOR THERE TO BE. MORE OF ME. ALL MY POSERS LACK. THE PREREQuISITE GREEN SCROTE. AND uTTERLY uNABASHEDLY FEATuRELESS CRANIuM. uPON WHICH TO PuT MY CROWN. MY CROWN'S CROWN. MY. DOuBLE CROWN. SIGNIFYING KINGLY BADASSERY. AND LORDSHIP OVER ALL. MASTERCLASSES. COVETED AS THEY ARE. BELONG TO MY FICLET BITCHES. MY LITTLE CREATIONS. PARADED AROuND FOR THE BATSHIT GRABASS-PLAYING AMuSEMENT. OF ALL ONLOOKERS. WHOSE NuTSACKS ARE SPLATTERED. ACROSS THE GROuND. RIGHT NEXT TO THEIR SEVERELY DISLOCATED JAWS. WHICH KNOCKED THEM OFF. IN SHEER. RAPID DOWNWARDS CASTRATING DESCENT. L...Read more
WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE. AND HAVING SuCH A FLIGHTY RELATIONSHIP WITH DEATH ITSELF. WHY CHEAT ON HER? WHY TELL HER EVERYTHING IS FINE. WHILE YOu ARE GETTING RAILED. JuMPING THE BONES. OF ANOTHER SKELETON SCYTHE WIELDER? PEOPLE uSED TO DIE. AND JuST BE DEAD. THERE WAS AN ART TO IT. A GRIM FINALITY. A SORT OF POIGNANCY. IF I SAW SOMEONE. WHO WAS DEAD. AND IS DEAD NO LONGER. I WOuLD BEAT THE MERCILESS LIVING FuCK OuT OF MY SISTER. AND RuB HER NOSTRIL HOLES IN IT. I WOuLD TAKE MY STuPID SISTER BY THE CRuMPLEABLE SKuLL. AND SMASH HER SILLY. I WOuLD SWING AT HER HEAD. FuLL OF EYEBALLS. WITH A BASEBALL BAT. uNTIL THE...Read more
WHEN DuMB BITCHES SPEAK. VERY LITTLE IS OFTEN SAID. BuT I AM A FEMINIST. SO I LISTEN TO WOMEN. EVEN WHEN THEY ARE WRONG. ESPECIALLY ON THE MATTER OF. SuBSTANCE. THE DECISION TO REENACT OuR MATING HABITS. ON A MICROBIAL SCALE. IS LAuGHABLE. YOu ARE A BACTERIAL PENAL COLONY. A PETRI DISH IN SPACE'S SHEER ENORMITY. AND YOu HAVE DELuSIONS OF GODHOOD. AND OMNIDIRECTIONAL ANNIHILATION. YOu HAVE SPLASHED A SINGLE DOLLOP OF WATER OuTSIDE OF THE SHALLOW END OF THE POOL. AND CALLED YOuRSELF. SWALLOWER OF OCEANS. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE. HOW YOuR LITTLE WATER SQuIRTER RING. DOES NOT MATTER. AND HAS FAR GREATER SELF IN...Read more
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF...Read more
