♦ pitied by @carbolicGalvanologist
it takes a norwwood twwo an a unadulterated categorical lovve for fat bitches to unlock the floodgates a the kind a burnin passion that is lost to antiquity wwith the modern invvention a the palmhusk anywway howw much do you wweigh
my dearest tiarna my bubsy busty biggerly boobied dairy queen i miss you terribly as im wwritin this im kneelin by your favvorite armchair the one ovverlookin the coast by the big wwindoww wwhere you practiced to read wwhile i sat beside you wwould shake my head an laugh at your malapropisms like a pipe chewwin savvant a the fin de siecle evven though you wwere twwenty swweeps my senior but ivve alwways had a predilection for the mature type i like my wwomen jocastian wwith a side a saddlebag you nevver seemed to believve me wwhen i pronounced your beauty but you wwere the flabby rust aphrodite a my dreams noww its only in my dreams that i can see you i miss your eau de lait your black hair wwith its reddish tint that wwas only vvisible wwhen the light hit it at the right angle i havve memorized the constellation a cellulite dimplin your thighs an i wwish that wwe had more time so my tongue brain could havve committed evvery divvot curvve an lacuna dintin your body to memory because i wwant my favvorite foods to taste like you i pray that you remember me that my cries travverse the fabric a time an space wwith kantian zeal an find you sleepin in your cupe wwhere they invvade your pan wwith pictures a me proud heroic napoleonic wwith an 8 pack like a trilobite #milkmaid #imessedup #nsfww #broken
i just lost my milkmaid
evvery time i engage in the provverbial slidin into dms wwhich is more of a graceless fall like troll icarus careenin into the sun into the lap a some thick thighed rustette im immediately hit wwith the vverbal wwhiplash a bein called a creep due to the inevvitable nature a gynocracy
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓥𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓼, 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓭𝓶𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓱𝓪𝓼 𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓫𝓵𝔂 -- 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓮𝓭 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮, 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓾𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽. 𝓑𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓫𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓼 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓬𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼, 𝓶𝔂 𝓵𝓮𝓲𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮, -𝓪𝓷𝓭- 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓾𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓾𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓼. 𝓐𝓵𝓪𝓼. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Need to be hit on by men I don’t desire.
wHY WOULD, tHEY DO THAT TO, tHE DOG, aND, tHE GIRL SHE, wAS JUST A KID,,,
,,,i NEED TO LAY DOWN, aND THINK ABOUT LIFE, fOR A WHILE,
Fun Lusii Facts! They knoww.
shit guess ill stick wwith the +3 boots then and just revverse em on you then think that should be fine to deal wwith potentially also no i dont use wwands and havve no affinity towwards em either i got my harpoon to throww around and shoot at people like the as you put it wwhimsical fop that i supposedly am
gETTING BACK INTO, "iN wHICH A yOUNG gUY uSES sCIENCE mAGIC TO cREATE fANTASTIC eFFECTS aLL THE wHILE pURSUING THE tRUTH rELATING TO THE nATURE OF mAN sTEPPING iNTO gOD'S dOMAIN AS A sHOW OF hUBRIS. tHEY aLSO mAKE mANY nEW fRIENDS IN THE mILITARY, wHO wORK wITH hIM TO sTOP A cONSPIRACY dATING bACK TO THE nATION'S fOUNDING, iNVOLVING lOTS OF eSPIONAGE AND iNTRIGUE: cLUTCHMATEHOOD" i LEFT OFF HALFWAY THROUGH AN EPISODE WITH, a CUTE BARKBEAST AND WIGGLER DUO, i CAN'T WAIT TO SEE, wHAT HAPPENS WITH THEM! i REALLY NEED, a PICK ME UP, tONIGHT SO i HOPE IT IS, cUTE!
oH, oKAY, sO i SHOULD WATCH THE BARKBEAST EPISODE FROM THIS VERSION, tHEN?
oH, i NEVER DID FINISH THAT SHOW, i STOPPED ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE WITH, tHE REALLY CUTE DOG, aND WRIGGLER GIRL, i SHOULD GET BACK INTO IT, mAYBE i COULD USE SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP, rIGHT NOW,
haha caught yearning on the internet naknaknaknak kinda sad
I feel like nothing was able to show my contempt quite like stabbing a guy with a trusty knife until some midnight mook went and stole that gimmick from me and made their whole personality around it.
1 uh. prefer much... softer forms of hate, haha... just uh, personal preference, yknow?
So hard 8eing an empath. #empath #darkfeminism #theyresoloud
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