♠ hated by @carcinoGeneticist
@carcinogeneticist#2443 is streaming the thing right now, which basically tells me he’s too much of a scaredy cat to watch it alone. ha!
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE. BECAuSE OF ME. I HAVE STOMPED ON THAT CIRCLE uNTIL IT IS AN EXSANGuINATED BLOODLESS LINE. NOW TIME ONLY GOES FORWARD. TOWARD MY INEVITABLE VICTORY.
WHOEVER SAID. YOu CANNOT GET BLOOD FROM A STONE. CLEARLY WAS NOT CLENCHING HARD ENOuGH. FOR MANY OF YOu. IF YOu ARE TRuLY LOYAL. YOuR WEAK SKIN WILL BuRST OVER MERE ROCK. AND THAT BLOOD WILL BE FuRNISHED IN FuCKING EARNEST. FOR ME. THE ROCK WOuLD YIELD FIRST.
Read Carefully, Good evening. I was satisfied to Observe the comings and goings of the userbase of this platform for some time yet, until it was brought to my Attention that my Presence was sorely sought after. And with an egotistical jab to my honor, I am forced from my dwelling to make myself more apparent. This is counterintuitive to my efforts, but who am I to deny a man his showmanship? I am at, the end of the night, a duelist myself. So, hello, Chittr. I am Lavell Mirith, Captain of Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations. Violet, of course, in blood. From my brief time watching you all mill your free time away on this platform, I am well aware that my decoration, manners of discipline and testimonies, interests you all very little. So I will not waste my time on them. Know that the decorations are many and my position well earned. There are many of you, flippant in your use of this application and arrogant in the ways that you choose to share your location with any troll that happens to ask for coordinates. Carry on in this way as you would like. The reports will be penned all the same. The appropriate visits, made. Back to the matter at hand. Perhaps I should be flattered that scent alone could make you ache in such a way. If truly you used your deductive capabilities to pin me with such ease, why then was this matter not addressed on that very balcony? Is it truly a trick when the intended "victim" was keen on sharing that drink? The holes in your accusation have cropped up just as quickly as you were to remove the stained shirt. It was hardly a splash and the buttons of your uniform jacket were undone before I could take one quivering breath. It was in that early morning light that you bared your skin to me out on the balcony. I waited with baited breath for you to utter my name in challenge, this is true, and yet, our blades remain sheathed. Tonight I drink to you, First Officer Marech Veylor, in belated celebration to the honor you have yet to bring challenge to me for. May these words deepen your curiosities. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. *YES.*
to summarise: punk troll kid gets his bad opinions shat on by superior intellectual.
ah shit i thought it was #fuckoveryourfriendsfriday thats my bad on preparing to do terrible things im seeing my own confusion here
hate this chitt im bored
we should all spit on karkat
Someone come get into an argument with me
there's no bulbr0ll react, and be thankful there isn't one that just sends y0u to the recycling bin dimensi0n.
it’s true what they say about karkat’s blog, you know. it is pretty good. except he has shitty opinions about nic cage movies, which means his talk is cheap.
yup. nothing gets me hot and bothered like clam vwrestling. as long as there arent any boy ones, they ruin it, and jennifers body CERTAINLY doesnt make that mistake.
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none of the karkats hate my chits and idk if thats a sign that im doing something really right or really wrong but its for sure a sign im doing something really something
8=8 > can not have a kismesis, they would die by my hand.
could. could. i'll ask and come back with an answer.
you're acting like that fuzzy angry thing right now.
hey i was sleeping too wore myself out yesterday cleaning my parakeets cage all with one hand
catalytic converter
No, I just thought it'd be funny.
Saw lol
have i since i sent you that huh double check the time stamps mr smarmy
KULT AND KULL IS MEANINGLESS. WE SHOULDN’T BELITTLE OTHERS BASED ON INTERNET POINTS. #LIEPOSTING
haha, holy shit. you guys have to read this. karkat has gone off the rails. https://letterboxd.com/cgeneticist/film/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff-the-moive/
Crimes complete.
youre welcome i know you really wanted and needed it not many people know the difference between whack and wack
now you get me make sure that shits written in gold ink and sealed with a kiss to boot
over 15k characters over crash and only a piddly post of a chit for my whole ass multi trillion earning franchise i hate it here
my ego aint even up to half mast yet keep talkin
And to think I tuned my eyes up for some fresh material only to discover this is the same review J and I read over call last night. Tsk, tsk. I'm all for moving untouched product, but to perk me out of my chair and get me excited for another cinematic flaying, only to show me Better off Dead AGAIN? If anyone has recommendations for your purview, it would be me. I've been saddled with more titles than an overencumbered librarian at Jake's behest and enjoyed almost none of them. ... And the scathing reviews DO score better numbers, if that's your angle.
they wwant all that fuckin money an for wwhat jus to tell you youre the problem im tellin you man its a scam agh wwhatevver <3<
yeah i am pretty sure id throww up actually if some fucker showwed up and tried to treat me all tenderly or wwhatevver keep your fuckin wweirdass fantasies to yerself an quit projectin it makes you sound moronic
as if you dont already make it painfully obvvious the shit yer into wwe all been knowwn dumbass