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IT’S MY JOB TO WORK ANYONE IN MY GENERAL VICINITY (NO, NOT VERITY) TO DEATH. #LIKEABOSS #BOSSPOSTING #THEMEMPLOYEESAMIRIGHT
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then it lꙮꙮks like it's wꙮrking. just keep dꙮing that until the sꙮup is dꙮne - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
selling a ꙮne-page self-help bꙮꙮk fꙮr 300 billiꙮn mꙮney - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
It’s been more of a progressive misery I’m being a whiny little dick about.
In my younger years, I often wondered what cabal of heiresses pockmarked the long line of Alternian un-succession prior to the fall of the empire. Now, thanks to Chittr, I have the misfortune of witnessing entire flocks of the future fallen firsthand. I see not every young fuchsia rises to meet the demands of their mantle. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure it must have seemed an impossible task. ... But come ON!! Some of you do not even seem to be trying! It becomes a matter of how dignified your attempts look to the public in the final throes and rattles! Have a little pride in yourselves! So for their benefit alone, I am organizing what I consider the baseline characteristics requisite to the survival of a young Alternian heiress, in case no one ever told you. It feels like a big fat durr, but who knows! Perhaps you ALL belong to the invisible generations relegated to the Easy-Fork Coven. I'm sorry your genetic predecessor didn't give a hoot how you turned out. Even you prong-fodder ought to SEEM respectable. Coming soon.
call me vwokescar. just made that up. #vwokescar
:33< quit trying to get the recipe!
man. this karkat postin all minerals i dont know which they are and not my fuckin uranium. sigh.
X istwfgtaot some of y’all are more self destructive than I am and I’m addicted to like 5-6 different drugs #substance x
D --> Certain allegations have come out recently D --> I would like to address them D --> I have not been engaging in quadsmearing D --> My quadrants manetain their positions, e%actly where they are D --> The leaked Goregle search results, while legitimate D --> Are misinterpreted D --> I was simply goregling that for information D --> In the same way one might goregle "Hooves In Heels" D --> Just to see what it is D --> Pure curiosity D --> Now that we are clear on that D --> I hope we can put this aside and moove on
⌬I love MINERALS, they are practically all i EAT!! #ROCKS⌬
they dont make wwriggler sensory vvideos like they used to not a single drop a bloodshed or gore
D --> I have been suffering from a vague yet undeniable sense of "lacking" recently. Particularly, I feel that my wardrobe is incomplete D --> It needs more D --> Belts D --> And late% D --> Which is a ridiculous suggestion, upon the most minute of reflection
Silica gel packet.
greetings chittr i doubt there exists a wway to go about introducin myself wwhats not highly embarassin in some form if youvve met some other me then you havve my deepest sympathy im not goin to delude myself by offerin assurance that ill be any different from wwhat you expect wwell havve to see howw it goes
goregle hovw to make mods not hate me and giwve me my things.
prꙮ tip: dig a really deep hꙮle, bury all yꙮur cursed items in it, then dꙮn't wꙮrry abꙮut them at all. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
kill kill kill your landlord