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Another incredible peak on my timeline and peek into your life$tyle. I mu$t $ay you have your barkbea$t taught well for him to have $uch a motivational, no, in$piring morning ritual. If you provide le$$on$ on how to in$til $uch virtue$ into one$ lu$u$, or pet, then I could provide compen$ation in return for being taught (Per$onally I've managed to get my lu$u$ into a bu$ine$$ outfit) A$ for my own morning hu$tle routine. It i$ automatic, flawle$$, and perfected to the mo$t minute detail. I am like a $peedrunner of my du$k, with preci$e movement from the moment I tip toe out of my bed to the moment I cla$p on each button of my ve$t (which ju$t $o happen$ to $ound like an Imperial choir group, not to flex). Each $econd preparing for the night ahead i$ another $econd wa$ted not actually engaging in the night in que$tion. There are alway$ FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$), Chud$ ($elf-Explanatory) and Douchebag$ to rally the $WFTCAT community moderator$ around. And then there are the email$. ($o many email$) Obviou$ly however any good morning ritual i$ incomplete without a $nack and drink. For $nack$, I got premium dry-heated hard-$helled legume$ with $ea $alt dried $traight off the bank$ of a Violetblood$ coa$t and for drink$, I keep it $imple, $ome coffee with three headed barkbea$t creamer $oothe$ my nerve$ and help$ in containing the (economic) bea$t within me.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CLOCKING IN to RISE + GRIND👑💛✨ 🫶rise and GRIND bestie another day another DOZEN zeroes to add to the net worth 🫶 💰🔥 ☀️ MORNING MANIFESTO ☀️ i don't say "good morning" i say "good MONEY"!! every sunrise is just nature's way of opening a new MARKET!! and you are SO worth 🌅📊 💼 PRE-MARKET MOVES 💼 already filed 4 shell corporations and downed an idc-amel macchiato #sononchalant BEFORE my skincare routine!! my pores are CLEARED and my liabilities are NULL!!! 💅✨ 🐾 CUJOJITO STATUS 🐾 even my barkbeast is doing his morning affirmations!! he said ARRGHHRARRGHGHHGHFFHFHHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH ARF ARF ARF AR F AR F ARF ARF ARF which translates to "CUSTOMER SATISFACTION" in executive speak!! 🐕💎 🫵QUESTION FOR THE FEED🫵 what's your morning hustle ritual?? or are you still letting the MOONs dictate your schedule?? 🌙❌➡️☀️✅ remember: the early bird gets the MERGER!! 🐦💼 #Ministrangling #MorningGrind #GoldBloodRising #SigmaSunrise #ChairministranglerHours #CujojitoSaidGoodMorning #BestieGetUp 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
I like your style already.
💔omg what ever💔 👎👎👎i was being so cute about it too👎👎👎 🙄im over it i guess🙄 #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindupset #StaySalty #NotTasteBuddies #SigmaMouthSomewhereElse #jk #but omg #SoRude #sweaty #WhoHurtYou #NSFW #NotInTheOffice #WeGotAC 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
👉yeah bestie?👈 😅😅😅😅😅😅 #GoldBloodGrindsweat #FeelingSalty #LetsBeTasteBuddies #SigmaMouthOnIt #jkjkjk #unless #sweaty #YouAreGorgeous #✨👑💛 #NSFW #NotInTheOffice #WeGotAC 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
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🫶 flaske flaske a hundred lines before your first backslash @dynamicFlowfields 🫶 🗣📢🔔📌when was the last time you got something truly special truly lovely truly youly you??? you work and you work and you work and you tirelessly work over this chittr dot ing place so goshdamn hard it makes me want to tear all my pretty young moisturized and conditioner pampered 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 hair out!!!! but not really because scalp treatments are so fucking pricy im really better off just screaming 📌🔔📣🚨 🥺👉👈 but thats why to commemorate the heaps upon heaps upon sweeps upon sweeps of our friendship in the making 😔👉👈 🤟i made this JUST for you! today 🤟 🤟WOULD be our anniversary🤟 🤟 if we had actually in fact met many sweeps ago somehow some way🤟 ✊👊 rock on bestie and enjoy your hard earned badge👊✊ #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #AnniversaWE #Commemorating0Sweeps #TheBigGooseEggHatched #ZilchNeverFeltSoFulfilling #ZeroedOutZeroes #BinaryButWeHaveNotHitAOneYet #MyFieldsAreFlowing #ButWithTears #AndSniffles #DynamicallyAlternating #BetweenBoth 🟡✨ CHARMS is BUSY BEING CHARMED BY FLASKE.
Rose gold.
🫶 omg btw thank you SO much for this??? on behalf of Lord Caliborn who would never say it like ever like at all like ever🫶 👀 💫🎯⭐Lord Caliborn LOVED it even if his chattering little snippy snappy jaws are too powerful to let something that soft escape their terrifying and reality nibbling grasp⭐ 🎯💫 🥺👉👈 got you some badges @imJunior wasnt sure what you wanted but i made you that my face badge you asked for😔👉👈 🤟keep on keepin on freaky space weirdo🤟 👍hope theres plenty for ya to enjoy👍 #Chairministrangling #Grindtrendsetter #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 🟢 CHARMS is online.
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👌OF MY FACE? ON IT👌 🙂 my likeness is a little on the pricier side just fyi 🙂 🫵 but JUST FOR YOU the DISCOUNTED RATE of 4.9 MILLION +10% ppfc fee +35 Caegar arrested development tax + a modest nominal publicity fee + 45 caegar speaking fee + friend tax + surcharge for irregular materials sourcing + parts and labor + not including tip and/or gratuity (not the same thing) 🫵 💛 can be waved and ignored completely in favor of like...a compliment ✨ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 #ButSeriously #IsGoldOK #ImakeThingsInGold #ItsMyColor #ICanTryButNoPromises 🟢 CHARMS is AMAZED AT YOUR 💎EXPENSIVE TASTE💎.
THAT ISS VERY FANCY >8O HOW WOU/D SSOMEONE GET ONE OF THESSE >8? SHOU/D I JUSST ASSK YOU FOR ONE OR DO I NEED SSOMEONE E/SSE TO DO IT FOR ME >8?
👍 asking me works actually 👍 📝✍️ got something in mind cutie? 📝✍️ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABossJustAskABoss #AskABossAnything 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
OH SHIT >8O I WASSNT EXPECTING THISS >8/ CAN YOU MAKE ON OF A SSCA/EMATE OR DRAGON >8? OR FAI/ING THAT JUSST ME I GUESSSS >8?
i would buy one made from the emeralds! or from onyx stones! )(oωo)(
👌okey dokey grab and choke me👌 🙂 your BRAND SPANKING NEW BADGE has been delivered courtesy of @imJunior delivery services and shipment co 🙂 😅i just make the badges i cant do last mile delivery its ASS on the joints😅 😁😁😁you are now the proud new owner of the 1/1 𝟏/𝟏 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #GOLDENSNOUT #𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐓 #𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 #CharmsCharitableActs #CharmingIsntIt #CuteGoldLittleThang 🟢 CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
WOW. YOu MAKE THOSE? EVEN I DID NOT FuCKING KNOW THAT. AND I AM THE ONE WHO SuPPOSEDLY KNOWS THAT. THIS IS LIKELY OWED TO THE FACT. THAT I DO NOT GIVE A FuCK. I WILL BuY THE BEST. WITHOuT EVER HAVING TO SHAKE HANDS WITH. WHOEVER THAT IS. I WILL AuTHORIZE. AN ADDITIONAL COMPLIMENT. THE NEXT TIME YOuR SERVICES PROVE SOMEHOW NECESSARY.
🫶 QUICK QUESTION? 🫶 👀 💫🎯⭐you ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancy⭐ 🎯💫 🥺👉👈 those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands 😔👉👈 🤟you are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!🤟 #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat 🟢 CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
🫴🫴 gimme gimme 🫴🫴 ✋👈~ may as well get something from this sorry little crashout causing episode #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Mostcáli #FlaskeMixing #GoodForCodeSwitching #BadBoys #GoodGirls #EverythingInBetween #Mixers 🟡 CHARMS is BUSY BUT NEVER TOO MUCH FOR FLASKE.
🫶😅i like to THINK i took it p well!!!!😅🫶 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Mostcáli #FlaskeMixing #Deadass #Why #Bring #My #Lusus #Into #This #Tho #StillLiterallyCannotEven 🟡 CHARMS is BUSY NOT LETTING IT GET TO THEM.
😭😭😭😭 🤔 i thought 💭 it was so obvi🖐️ 🤪but people are CRAY-Z🤪 🫵 🫵 🫵love your work emcee 🫵 🫵 🫵 ✊thanks for keeping it so fucking real✊ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #AND #THEY #DRAGGED #MY #LUSUS #INTO #THIS 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
🫶 ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE 🫶👀 UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! 🎯💫 🔥 THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT 🔥 💧🫠 joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow📈 thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! 💦💰 and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) 🏖️😤 🐛 RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION 🐛 you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?🦞 reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws ☀️👑 i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! 📅✨ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! 🔥💼 💼 COUNTER-OFFER 💼 ✋ 🛑SO🛑✋ i see POTENTIAL here!! 🌟 add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever 🔑👑 but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached🚽✨ 🌊im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? 🏖️💰 🫵 THE YUGLER 🫵 (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! 🍭✨ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! 📊⬆️ 📡 NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION 📡 send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! 🤝😉) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! 📞 ✨ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito 🐕 needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! 📈❄️ stay COOL!❄️📈 #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #✨👑💛 🟢 CHARMS is online.
🌹O=@(o･ｪ･oˇ)@و A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. ╮@(o･ｪ･o)@╭ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(o༎･༎ｪ･༎o)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #漂亮男
👉 OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST 👈 🫵 YOU CAN CALL ME SIR 🌟any time🌟 i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA🫵 🫵 cute boy to cute boy communicado 🫵 i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me 🫵 😁😁😁 like just saying monkey king 😁😁😁 😅 id love to swing with you vine or no vine😅 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat 🟡🍌 CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
💛✨👑CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN 👑💛✨ 🫶just dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket🫶 🤑🔥 💼 EXECUTIVE POSITIONING 💼 Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) 📈💰 i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters 🐣✨ 🫵 have YOU got a business idea? 🫵 pitch it to me! 🫵 let's MERGE! 🫵 👤 BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX 👤 🫵 BYOB (be your own boss)🫵 💛 caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! ✨ 📊 hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) 💅 🎂 experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) 📊⬆️ 🏷️ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES 🏷️ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charms™ | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch 👏 these 👏 hands 👏) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) 💼 | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! 😉✨ 🐾 BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION 🐾 meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! ✨ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU 🫵 YOU 🫵 YOU ARE 🫵 GOOD PUBBYYYYYY 🫵 MY CHIHAAHAA!!! 🫵 🐕💎 MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! 💅). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!🔐✨ 📍 HEADQUARTERS LOCATION 📍 Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans 🏙️✨ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! 📊💫 (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!🤝🔒) 💡 ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY 💡 they call it "stealing" i call it ✨PARALLEL ECONOMICS✨ they say "diploma mill" i say ✨ALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALING✨ they claim "no liquidity" i say ✨INTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATION✨ "unregistered"? bestie i'm ✨PRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESS✨ "forgery"? that's just ✨PENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATION✨ "fraud"? i'm simply ✨MANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLY✨ 🌐 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE 🌐 running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these 𝐆𝐎𝐋𝐃 deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just ✨DECENTRALIZING✨ for the grind!! 📡💻 🔢 EXECUTIVE CODES 🔢 ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! 🍀) ✨👇⚡ THE BOTTOM LINE ⚡👇✨ 😤💅i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! 😤💅 #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.