โฆ pitied by @ceoCharms
๐omg what ever๐ ๐๐๐i was being so cute about it too๐๐๐ ๐im over it i guess๐ #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindupset #StaySalty #NotTasteBuddies #SigmaMouthSomewhereElse #jk #but omg #SoRude #sweaty #WhoHurtYou #NSFW #NotInTheOffice #WeGotAC ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
๐yeah bestie?๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ #GoldBloodGrindsweat #FeelingSalty #LetsBeTasteBuddies #SigmaMouthOnIt #jkjkjk #unless #sweaty #YouAreGorgeous #โจ๐๐ #NSFW #NotInTheOffice #WeGotAC ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.
โ^. .^โโ !sss the heat go!ng to my pan or !sSSS a gold !n my commentss ask!ng to l!ck my sssweat?๊ น
โ^. .^โโ WHY !S !T SSSO HOT TH!SS LATE! !โm R!PP!NG my clothes OFF and splay!ng out unt!l all the sssweat d!sSssappears from my body๊ น
๐ซถ omg btw thank you SO much for this??? on behalf of Lord Caliborn who would never say it like ever like at all like ever๐ซถ ๐ ๐ซ๐ฏโญLord Caliborn LOVED it even if his chattering little snippy snappy jaws are too powerful to let something that soft escape their terrifying and reality nibbling graspโญ ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅบ๐๐ got you some badges @imJunior wasnt sure what you wanted but i made you that my face badge you asked for๐๐๐ ๐คkeep on keepin on freaky space weirdo๐ค ๐hope theres plenty for ya to enjoy๐ #Chairministrangling #Grindtrendsetter #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is online.
OH SHIT >8O I WASSNT EXPECTING THISS >8/ CAN YOU MAKE ON OF A SSCA/EMATE OR DRAGON >8? OR FAI/ING THAT JUSST ME I GUESSSS >8?
๐okey dokey grab and choke me๐ ๐ your BRAND SPANKING NEW BADGE has been delivered courtesy of @imJunior delivery services and shipment co ๐ ๐ i just make the badges i cant do last mile delivery its ASS on the joints๐ ๐๐๐you are now the proud new owner of the 1/1 ๐/๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #GOLDENSNOUT #๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ #๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ #CharmsCharitableActs #CharmingIsntIt #CuteGoldLittleThang ๐ข CHARMS is AT YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
๐ซถ QUICK QUESTION? ๐ซถ ๐ ๐ซ๐ฏโญyou ever seen one of these ELITE PREMIUM LUXURY ULTRA CLASS ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ COLOR badges? of course you have!!! everyone who is SOMEONE at least KNOWS someone with one of these bad bitch badges that spin an twirl all fancyโญ ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅบ๐๐ those are a ROEWZI CHARMS original...furnished generously for @caliBorn by my many capable hands ๐๐๐ ๐คyou are SO welcome btw and hopefully? some day? someone YOU know will ask me to make one for YOU!!!๐ค #Chairministrangling #Grindsettheplace #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #YouCannotDenyABoss #BeenHere #DoingThat ๐ข CHARMS is LIE AND SPRAWLED BACK ON THEIR SIDE.
๐ซด๐ซด gimme gimme ๐ซด๐ซด โ๐~ may as well get something from this sorry little crashout causing episode #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Mostcaฬli #FlaskeMixing #GoodForCodeSwitching #BadBoys #GoodGirls #EverythingInBetween #Mixers ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY BUT NEVER TOO MUCH FOR FLASKE.
๐ซถ๐ i like to THINK i took it p well!!!!๐ ๐ซถ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #Mostcaฬli #FlaskeMixing #Deadass #Why #Bring #My #Lusus #Into #This #Tho #StillLiterallyCannotEven ๐ก CHARMS is BUSY NOT LETTING IT GET TO THEM.
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ค i thought ๐ญ it was so obvi๐๏ธ ๐คชbut people are CRAY-Z๐คช ๐ซต ๐ซต ๐ซตlove your work emcee ๐ซต ๐ซต ๐ซต โthanks for keeping it so fucking realโ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #AND #THEY #DRAGGED #MY #LUSUS #INTO #THIS ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ซถ ohhhh bestie bestie BESTIE ๐ซถ๐ UNF i'm getting some goddamn VISIONARY VIBES from this sales pitch!!! and WHAT A PARK CLEARING PITCH!!!!!! ๐ฏ๐ซ ๐ฅ THE BOARD HAS REVIEWED YOUR PROPOSAL and finds it : HOT SHIT ๐ฅ ๐ง๐ซ joining the STREAM?? i inVENTED going with the flow๐ thats LIQUIDITY PUSSY BABEY!!!!!! ๐ฆ๐ฐ and i am ALWAYS liquid. schlurp! my assets flow like the waterfalls of golden light i bathe in every morning (imported from the ocean of my competitors' continually shed fucking tears) ๐๏ธ๐ค ๐ RE: THE BUG PROPOSITION ๐ you want these prongs CURVING?? pinch pinch? snip snip?๐ฆ reaching into the EVER EXPANDING HORIZON?? bestie my prongs have ALREADY claimed the dawn!!! just this morning. patent pending but at least twelve proposals already cleared his honorable tyranny's slobbery ass jaws โ๏ธ๐ i trademarked sunrise AT SWEEP 8 OF BEING ALIVE!!! ๐ โจ you want some FRANCHISE WITH THAT?!!! ๐ฅ๐ผ ๐ผ COUNTER-OFFER ๐ผ โ ๐SO๐โ i see POTENTIAL here!! ๐ add me! DM me! like my posts! #LikeABoss! pity my posts! #PityABoss! idfc comment or whatever ๐๐ but i will save you from melting down the drain alone whatever it takes load difficulty gap breached๐ฝโจ ๐im not melting. not now not ever. these features are too cute to downsize. i would rather BE the TSUNAMI that buys out the beachfront property BEFORE it hits!!! you going with the flow im stirring? ๐๏ธ๐ฐ ๐ซต THE YUGLER ๐ซต (respectfully alsoooo gender-ambiguous, love that for you, brand is brand!!! bland or otherwise) you have FLAVOR!! ๐ญโจ but you're pitching COLLABORATION when you should be pitching ACQUISITION!! ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ก NEXT STEPS - DM DOMINATION ๐ก send your coordinates (not for doxxing!! just for NETWORKING!! ๐ค๐) to my IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO secure line!! ๐ โจ cujojito barbisito barkbeastito ๐ needs to sniff your vibes anyway!! security protocol!! ๐โ๏ธ stay COOL!โ๏ธ๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #MoggingOnSillyDexes #ThinkBigger #SylladexMaxxing #โจ๐๐ ๐ข CHARMS is online.
๐นO=@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅoห)@ู A ROSE FOR YOU! FAIR SIR!!!!!! CAN KONGAR CALL YOU SIR??? THE POST SAID SO. SO KONGAR WILL CALL YOU SIR. THANK YOU. SIR. FOR BEING SO. PRETTY. IT HAS REMINDED KONGAR. BEAUTIFUL THINGS. EXIST. DELICATE THINGS. WORTH CLIMBING UP BUILDINGS WHILE HOLDING. โฎ@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅo)@โญ KONGAR HOPES. THIS IS NOT TOO FUCKING WEIRD. BUT KONGAR KNOWS. @(oเผ๏ฝฅเผ๏ฝช๏ฝฅเผo)@ ...IT COULD BE. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-VII #A-PRETTYBOY-LIGHTS-UP-THE-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #ๆผไบฎ็ท
๐ OMG STOP NO KONGAR YOU ARE THE CUTEST ๐ ๐ซต YOU CAN CALL ME SIR ๐any time๐ i just wanna curl up ur cutie patootie hair swirly and go OO OO AA๐ซต ๐ซต cute boy to cute boy communicado ๐ซต i want to be all up in ur monkey business you do mutual follows? i do mutual follows. you should mutual follow me ๐ซต ๐๐๐ like just saying monkey king ๐๐๐ ๐ id love to swing with you vine or no vine๐ #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #PityABoss #MediateABoss #TopBanana #OrWhat ๐ก๐ CHARMS is ENGAGING IN MONKEY BUSINESS.
๐โจ๐CHAIRMINISTRANGLER CHARM$ CHECKING IN ๐๐โจ ๐ซถjust dropping in a budget friendly promo no FOMO! read it when you wanna its not burning a hole in YOUR pocket๐ซถ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ผ EXECUTIVE POSITIONING ๐ผ Founder, CEO (Chairministrangler Executed Office), and Visionary Vibes Architect @ Lucky Charms Holdings International LLC (Est. Sweeps Unknown, Revenue: Immeasurably high, think quadruple digits) ๐๐ฐ i'm literally the boss, bestie, i've been networking since before your lusus first molted!!! but i am ALWAYS down to netjerk around esp with fledgling self starters ๐ฃโจ ๐ซต have YOU got a business idea? ๐ซต pitch it to me! ๐ซต let's MERGE! ๐ซต ๐ค BRAND IDENTITY MATRIX ๐ค ๐ซต BYOB (be your own boss)๐ซต ๐ caste: gold (#FFD700) - literally the color of wealth bestie, we stay GILDED here!! โจ ๐ hemo position: ABOVE THE REST (the view is SCENIC i LOVE what u all do down there) ๐ ๐ experience level: 12 Sweeps of PURE HUSTLE (that's executive years bestie, we don't age we LEVEL UP we dont play we GAIN EXPERIENCE we dont lose we ONLY GAIN %) ๐โฌ๏ธ ๐ท๏ธ OFFICIAL BRAND HANDLES ๐ท๏ธ catch me straight strutting thru DMs as: CEO Charmsโข | charmHer (verified) | CHARMS4HIRE (premium tier) | luckyCharms (aesthetic account) | luck E charms | The Gold Gilded GRINDSET | The Menace (affectionate) | The Handyman (i fix broken portfolios~! catch ๐ these ๐ hands ๐) | Corporate Overlord Roewzi (yes you CAN call me Sir, i accept tributes IF ur nasty) ๐ผ | Yellow Jacket (designer in my spare time AHAH i can make anything in your fave color as long as ur fave color is ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐) | plus various PARALEGALACERATOR roles for tax purposes~! ๐โจ ๐พ BRING YOUR BARK TO WORK DAY COMPANION ๐พ meet cujojito barbisito barkbeastito~!!! โจ my sCRUFFY LIL FUZZY WUZZY WAS NOT A CHOLERBEAR BUT TWICE AS DEADLY UGHHH I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH MY SNUGGLY PUBBY WUBBY CMERE WHOSE A GOOD BOY WHOSE A GOOD BOY YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ๐ซต YOU ๐ซต YOU ARE ๐ซต GOOD PUBBYYYYYY ๐ซต MY CHIHAAHAA!!! ๐ซต ๐๐ MYTHICALLY rare breed bestie, requires specialized climate control because he's just SO high-maintenance #WORTHIT (just like his owner~! ๐ ). four-legged networking assistant, walkies aficionado, unrivaled barkbeat composer and vocal performance artist, also 24/7 security detail!! he doesn't guard the yard he guards the BRAND!!! the BUILDING! keeps that shit ON LOCK!!!!๐โจ ๐ HEADQUARTERS LOCATION ๐ Lower Out Ward District on 12th, Spirebluffs - Garden of Eaten, New Trolleans ๐๏ธโจ we call it "The War Room" bestie, it's where the battles are fought and won!!!! ๐๐ซ (exact coordinates: CLASSIFIED for opsec~!๐ค๐) ๐ก ENTREPRENEURIAL PHILOSOPHY ๐ก they call it "stealing" i call it โจPARALLEL ECONOMICSโจ they say "diploma mill" i say โจALTERNATIVE TO MAINSCREAM CREDENTIALINGโจ they claim "no liquidity" i say โจINTANGIBLE ASSET ACCUMULATIONโจ "unregistered"? bestie i'm โจPRE-REGISTERED FOR PRE-APPROVED FUTURE SUCCESSโจ "forgery"? that's just โจPENDING ACQUIRE PROXY DOCUMENTATIONโจ "fraud"? i'm simply โจMANIFESTING FUCKING DIFFERENTLYโจ ๐ NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE ๐ running IMPERIAL EMPIRE FIBER OP CO servers because we need that BANDWIDTH for all these ๐๐๐๐ deals bestie!! public proxy? that's just โจDECENTRALIZINGโจ for the grind!! ๐ก๐ป ๐ข EXECUTIVE CODES ๐ข ripcode: 59032-11 (vip access tier) decimal: 1501300818 (lucky numbers bestie!! ๐) โจ๐โก THE BOTTOM LINE โก๐โจ ๐ค๐ i'm literally building an empire out here while the haters stay MAD!! ๐ค๐ #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #ItWasNotADoxJustABrandAudit #AndBestie #WePassed โจ๐๐ ๐ขโจ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.