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I waanted to be aappreciaative of my body. HOwever, it decided to be aa bitch, so post caancelled
Yes! #juniorisveryconfused #juniordoesnotlikeTheGame
Anyone else noticing any weird meteors lately?
UNPITY THAT RIGHT NOW YOU TWO.
MY NAME DOES NOT LIE
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i figuured id set myself uup with a better profile pictuure.. smile. i love youu.
what's this about a "Doc Scratch" killing a man. who's "troll Barack Obama"?? this isn't some weird fanfic Dave cooked up is it.
m. I see. Grreeeeaaaaat. Lovely.
> dream bubbles and siblings are constantly overstimulating, confusing and overwhelming. > gets on a blog posting site to distract myself and possibly vent a little. > a man named doctor scratch kidnapped troll Obama, killed a version of ms.rose possibly, and brainwashed many other troll celebrities. Yeah this. I dont. I can never catch a break.
So. I finally have some context on my family history. Specifically one of my bio-donors past. I am. Unsure, how i feel about it. The details were not specified, and while I would rather choose to deny it, the vague rundown of his actions tracks. It makes sense for him. I should rest. Seeing as I am stuck in the dream bubbles currently, there is no use in ruminating on the past. I just need to continue forward.
My sister has joined this application. Great. Fantastic. And not just any sister of mine, it's specifically my eldest one. Lovely. Just. So, so great. Mhm. I need a drink.
FUCK OFF —EMBER💥
@undyingDescendent Please do not get yourself banned from another fighting ring for using illegal moves. Bombs are bombs whether you throw them or throw them *up*.
How to stop your sibling from committing genocide, simple DIY, no borax
As I while away the time during the rest intervals in my workout, I peruse the ever-expanding library of Creator fanworks to see if I'll ever find a post, story, edit, et cetera, that manages to accurately capture the voice of the very public and easily researched subject. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Y'all wouldn't know an accurate character voice if it caved your ribcage in like a failed rep.
Ahem right, I believe it's about time for a proper introduction. Greetings! My name is Calcifer. For privacy sake, I shall forego my last name for now. I'm 20 years old in human time measurement, I used to live on Earth C, however I now roam dimension to dimension. I make a habit not to stick around in one place for long. I am the middle child of three siblings, Callum, Ember, and Blaize. I am an aspiring writer, I have a particular passion for musical theater and fine literature. I'm a bit of a private person at times, and I can be a tad wordy. Apologies in advance if my speech ever comes across odd or absurd. I hope I can make a space for myself here. I look forward to meeting you all.
Sigh. Can't believe im saying this, but im starting to get a bit homesick.
We were dysfunctional. We were toxic and awful as a group. But they're still my parents, and I just can't seem to resent them, not fully. Perhaps I should rest. I can't trust any thought I have past 9pm.
UH YO UM. S'GONNA BE ALRIGHT. —EMBER💥
I. This is. A topic of discussion that you all have chosen alright.
Ughhh. I am too nauseated for this. Thank the gods for black coffee.
YOU MEAN HUNGOVER. YOU MEAN BECAUSE YOURE HUNGOVER BECAUSE YOU DRANK LIKE A FISH. HUNGOVER AS ALL HELL. WHEN YOU PROMISED ME AND CALLUM AND BLAIZE AND POPS AND FATHER THAT YOU WOULD STOP. IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN? —EMBER💥
Yes yes, point fucking taken jesus! I wouldn't have needed to drink anyway, if SOMEONE WOULD STOP PICKING FIGHTS WITH LITERAL GOD KILLERS AND BEINGS KNOWN FOR CONSUMING EVEN THE MOST TENACIOUS. But of course, get on MY ass for MY rare mistakes and ill-judgments. Not like you've ever done wrong in your life!
There are some things you should never have to see.
... ... ... Was it a mistake to move out?
My siblings really can't go two seconds without psychologically torturing someone, huh.
It was a mistake inviting my sister onto here.
GEE, YA THINK!? —EMBER💥
I need to stop talking forever immediately
At least I have whimsy posting to lift my spirits.
Oh my dear god he's on here. Now I see why my siblings were so insistent on getting me to be offline today.
FUCK OFF. I SO HAVE MY SHIT TOGETHER. IM *FINE.* WERE ALL JUST SO FINE. —EMBER💥
I mean, I recognize she's making an effort to repair bridges. But im not sure if I can just get over an entire childhood of baggage over one conversation.
Just got a text from my world's Jane asking if we could, quote, "have an important friendly chat. :B" I dont know whether to be mildly annoyed or offended.
... The ten ceager dining set doesn't ship out to my nation. Sigh. Online shopping i trusted you.
Sigh. Of course she'd be here as well.
"And you'd be lying if you said you had missed me, And you'd be lying if you said that you had cared, And you'd be lying if you should've kissed me, And you were lying you said that you were scared Don't go, dont go Don't go, dont go-o-o" https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ql1fZguXX14 #lyricposting
Blaize can you please stop being annoyingly vague and sharing information I'd rather not be shared please.
You ever have that moment as a writer where you have to scramble to pretend that you were, I fact, actually just up early otherwise you'd have to admit you lost track of 12 hours writing erotic slow-burn. I swear on my claws it was JUST 8:30 WHERE DID THE TIME GO. #yaoi #writersproblems
You ever need someone so badly it makes you physically ill.
THERE SHOULD BE A WAY FOR ME TO PHYSICALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF FATIGUE. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FLIP FATIGUES BRICKS. LET ME PUNCH THE EMBODIMENT OF FATIGUE —EMBER💥
dog theyre trying to psychically multiply and then transfer their sadness onto me dog im in danger bro theyre gonna get me fr
i fully intended to forget this thank you for the assistance pal
I see.
They rarely do. :)
vwisiting janey for some in troll tutelage, see you later losers #suggestivwe
Casper on the mic to tell you guys once again that you can always turn off the 'puter. This option is always available to you.
i highly recommend if youre not entirely interested in honing craft to witchery that meditation is a perfect way to level yourself if you are interested in witchcraft and would like to incorporate it into practice slowly, use white candles during the meditation process and itll help ward off evil and protect you! #witchchittr
welcome 8ack Mr. Strider
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aw cmon im nosy whats the resemblance to
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Angry_about_the_state_of_things.
It wouldn't surprise me, even in this safe haven I reside the horrors are always just beyond, waiting.
EQUAL PARTS PUMP-WARMING AND NAUSEATING AS YOUR GESTURE MIGHT BE (AND ULTIMATELY, I'LL LEAVE IT TO MISTER TEN THOUSAND-DEGREE GLOWING HOT TOASTER HIMSELF TO DECIDE IF HE TAKES YOU UP ON IT OR NOT), I THINK HE'S STABLE, RIGHT NOW. HE CHEWED THROUGH MOST OF MY BARELY FUNCTIONAL TECH TRASH LIKE JANE CROCKER AT A GOLDEN CORRAL AND TURNED INTO A BIBLICAL FUCKING PLAGUE OF NANO-SCARABS. I GUESS HE'S DOING OKAY. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. THE HEAT HAS SIMPLY NOT DISSIPATED.
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If you would, please heed my advice...Water yourself as frequently as your houseplants...My Liege
:33 < today i had to go into civilization to get more markers :33 < equihiss said i had to do it myself eventually and wouldnt go get them fur me :33 < meowtherfuckef
If i make a funny post everything will be normal.
SOUNDS LIKE A DISEASE TO ME. WHATEVER, YA ALREADY RUINED MY LIFE BY BEING BORN, NOT LIKE YOU BEING A WEIRDO MAKES IT ANY WORSE.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a60b4c9728d3.jpg gala hang0ver healing
“GRANDDAUGHTER” UGH. FEELS WEIRD.
SHOULD PROBABLY HOP OVER TO SOME OVER BACKWATER PLANET SOON. MAYBE SOMETHING OF SOME ACTUAL FUCKING INTEREST WILL BE THERE.
The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
Alone in this world, Existence, an illusion, I brandish my pen. #Poetry
I'd like to state for the record that I have sent condolences to the family and it's all a terrible tragedy but is it really that hard to find bartenders without a gambling addiction in this city.
UGH. THIS IS SO AFFIRMING AND INSIGHTFUL THAT IT HURTS. FUCK YOU, LALONDE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR OBSEQUIOUS COLD-READING DISGUISED AS SORCERY. BEZOAR DISINTEGRATED. I'LL DO MY BEST.
PAX CONDESCA IS ETERNAL.
Aha, I keep putting off actually asking her out. Maybe this'll be the confidence boost I need?
Welp, it was fun while it lasted.
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really now? whom? there are certainly a lot of the same people here!
EVERYONE WITH A 'VERIFIED' CHECK MARK FROM OUR GROUP IS SUCH A FUCKING POSER. DIDN'T WE SPEND, LIKE, SEVERAL SWEEPS ESTABLISHING THAT NONE OF US ARE CAPABLE OF CLAIMING TO BE THE ONE TRUE VERSION OF ANY ONE OF US? THIS GOES FOR PAST/FUTURE/ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF ME, BY THE WAY! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST JOKE OF THEM ALL CONSIDERING HOW MUCH TIME WE SPEND ARGUING WITH OTHER VERSIONS OF OURSELVES, AND YOU'RE PUTTING A PRETTY LITTLE CHECKMARK ON YOUR PROFILE AS IF YOU'RE SOMEBODY? SO FUCKING SELF CENTERED!
:o) Indeed they do
guys cmon I don't need to be pitied so much 😓
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You sound stupid. Anyways yea I'm a freakshow.
d dont you EVER talk about my empress like that!!!!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f7bb8ed0562.gif
✐ᝰ Boss man knows I lied to him but fuck it we ball ᝰᝰ
i feaŗ tħis samuŗai is cȭȭpŗidden tȭnigħt! tħȭugħ ȭne may feel wȭe tȭwaŗds me, i ħumbly plead fȭŗ yȭu all tȭ cħannel tħat eneŗgy intȭ sȭmetħing mȭst ĦȬNȬŖABLE!!!! I will just be ŗeading wħile I wait fȭŗ my lusus tȭ feŗŗy me my medicines!
it will die down. it has to. the old lady is making plans. i hope they involve a lot of me culling rioters!!
The Gray House staff are not amused by my newest tendency to loudly proclaim "I have a bomb" when I no longer would like to be involved in the conversation.
Yeah okay and whatever that means.
This chick is a mess. Cute though, can't handle a couple of women without tops on #nsfw ish
thanks i really will