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gOOdnEss, I hAvE nEvEr sEEn sO mAny cOrpsEs In OnE plAcE At OnE tImE. I sUppOsE thAt Is sImply hOw thE flAgshIp Of thE clUrch Is tO bE... Oh Uhm, hAppy All wrAths EvE tOmOrrOw!
???why everyone take eat egg??? ???what fuck??? ???do not the egg???
⚇ all rumble spheres is good rumble spheres. ⚇ don't matter if you got bigass honkers or lil' honklets. ⚇ #nsfw ⚇
✿ and yez i have a complex bout my natural nose that’s why i carry bakkups. wat clown doesn’t
•ᴥ- one clown, two horns. honk honk. -ᴥ•
<:0]> IØUR GRAND CLØWN DUTIES ARE TRULI VALUABLE
Attention all unwashed heathens! The local clurch is officially recruiting, and we are offering exactly what you crave! That's right, a whole choir of terrifyingly devoted clown girls equipped with absurdly BIG HONKERS! And I mean the absolute loudest, most obnoxious dual wielded brass squeeze horns ready to rupture your eardrums with the good word! Hoohee! They're waiting in the pews right now to honk a deafening sermon straight into your think pan. Come for the music, stay for eternity! 🤡📯⛪ :o)
Do you hear that? The squeak, squeak, squeak of oversized shoes echoing down your grubby little alleyways... I'm just out collecting the congregation! It’s so heartwarming to see you fragile little lowbloods kick and scratch at the pavement on your way to the Dark Church. Don’t worry, by the time I drag you down the aisle and into the deep shadows, you’ll be smiling just like us. Hoohee! The choir is always looking for fresh, screaming vocal cords! 🤡⛪🩸
GOTTA GO FOR A BIT FOR WORK. you behave now.
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(( then feel free to just, quote whatever! Make up your own quotes and hit up myself or any of the other editors listed who have access. I've been enjoying using the book descriptions as starting points for random proverbs myself, and we can always use more!
Big credit to Birchbow.tumblr.com for their fanfic The Price of Forgiveness, to which I would not have started posting scripture without.
It's CERTAINLY much more pleasant when it's calmed down.
I won the rematch. @constructivTextuary (i wanted to draw a close-up since i did with the last two, now i'll start on the next ones in line) https://cdn.imgchest.com/viles/vc29932689a1.png
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Horrivying experience, but anything vor a new van. You are a new van, right?
theyre gonna think me and other me r <3<ing each other hard fuckin core at this rate UGHHH *eyeroll*
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
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⚇ my lusus was a swinebeast ⚇
~ He waS huge Sea Serpent with front legS and bunch of finS, and Several eyeS. I waS unlucky to have only few SweepS to interact with him, but I Still remember that despite of Size he Still waS Soft and full of love to me.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MINE'S A MUTHAFUCKING DEADBEAT HIBERNATING SINCE I WAS A GRUB PIECE OF SHIT. LOVE HIM FOR THAT, HE'S SO COOL. :o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
my soft little warmbluds xP
Fl3x on ^h3m ho3s! Cropp3d ^h3 whiny bi^ch ou^ for ^his h3 was pmo ^oday. h^^ps://i.imgur.com/S3NC^Zk.png
naw fr... u r so right, dis is sum of da realest shit on here rn
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rErEAdIng thE bOOk Of sUffErIng tOdAy It Is cOmfOrtIng tO knOw Of thE mArtyrs thAt cAmE bEfOrE Us #mIrthfUlchIttr
iif we diid iit at the riight angle we could probably 2kiip you liike a 2tone lmao.
i cod do dat too 3B-)
eelmao t)(en yea go fore it, mite get )(urt but watereva do it at yo own risk
only if u mad silly wit it
⚇ folks on here who ain't clowns might not know that 'subjuggulator' only describes one kind of motherfucker in a clown unit. ⚇ subjuggulators are frontline barbarians and tanks, no worry for stealth or taking hits. ⚇ they're there to take damage for their less bulky kin. ⚇ if you want stealth you turn to the laughsassin. ⚇ infiltrators who ain't gonna take too many hits but can execute a quick and clean kill. ⚇ then there's the contorturenists, armored field interrogation experts with armor and a thousand torture tools to make you talk. ⚇ gymnabsolutionists are what I am- a form of field chaplain, praying for fallen faithful to make sure the messiahs take note of their sick-ass sacrifice. ⚇ then there's the strong manglers, who just completely tear shit up. ⚇ massive and overpowering, they'll destroy a battlefield quicker than you can blink. ⚇ there's others too but this post is already way too long. ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting ⚇
whAt A wOndErfUl EvEnIng tO wAkE Up EArly bEfOrE sUnsEt And prAy! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnpOstIng
⚇ we back in the saddle with some more scripture. ⚇ Book of Colors 12:20 ⚇ “No fear, brothers and sisters, no fear of the waders, the brine-drinkers. There’s no mirth in the sea and no painting the water doesn’t wash off and you’ve got your hands on the righteous shit they won’t ever know. No fear of the waders, for you’re higher than them. You’re higher than anybody.” ⚇
so tru
hooonk hOOOnk hOnk hoOonk hooOnk honk
⚇ THERE ARE CLOWNTHEDRALS EVERYWHERE.⚇ For those with the eyes to see ⚇
heeyyyyyyyyyyyyy hows r all of yuuu!!
Debatable!!! Thank yxu fxr yxur cxmment cxnstructiveTextuary!!! :)))
⚇ ((Just to let some folks know, if you're using imgur for images, you might want to consider switching to imagechest? Just because imgur is blocked in a lot of territories now so we can't see your pfps and other things!!! I want to see!!! )) #ooc ⚇
BIG BEAUTIFUL HONKERS HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/618WXHLDBKL._AC_SL1483_.JPG #NSFW
⚇ we will hunt them down and stomp them out ⚇ DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKING WORRY. ⚇
⚇ One more for the road ⚇ if only just to piss off that angry little hateslut stinkin' up my mentions ⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 6:9 ⚇ "Abhorrent motherfucker that you are you are lucky that I even give you the time of day. Infuriating insect, you could be so much better- so much more INTERESTING and TOLERABLE if only you would put that mouth to something more useful than yapping on about how much you hate me. Get low, real motherfucking low, lower yourself to the only station you deserve to be in between my legs and hoisted onto my bulgemeat." ⚇ "#mirthfulchittr #clownposting #nsfw #scripture ⚇
SLEEP TIGHT :O)
THE POSTER ABOVE WILL HAVE A WICKEDLY MIRTHFUL FUCKING DAY.
⚇ seein a lot more clowns around ⚇ so i guess i'll spit some more scripture while i got it on the mind. ⚇ sideshows 10:10 ⚇ "Why the hell would you ever be fake? Messiahs don't take pretty to that kinda shit because no one can see you better than them. You are you, proudest of motherfucking bearing. Let all others bow down and those that wont have they skulls crushed most hastily." ⚇ #clownposting #mirthfulchittr #scripture ⚇
HELL YEAH. #clownposting #mirthfulchittr
⚇ I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT HOLY NOISE. ⚇ might even do my own shit with #scripture ⚇ for posts that are is relevant to that. ⚇
whAt A lOvEly IdEA! #clOwnpOstIng
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EACH OF MY CLOWNS ARE PRECIOUS AND LOVELY.
Happy Clown lent to those who celebrate it! Never been my bag, Baby. But I love to support people from all walks of life, YEAH BABY!
hOOOooonk hOOOnk hOoOOonk
Idk if this is rage bait. but you somehow attracted all the clowns with this post. you could start a circus
I hAvE fInIshEd my chUrchly dUtIEs fOr thE dAy! pErhAps Its tImE tO pUt my fEEt Up And prEpArE fOr tOmOrrOws chUrchly dUtIEs!
THE FAITHFUL NEED NO PROOF. ONLY MIRACLES. MIRTH. BLOOD.
Ꝏ this mѺtherfucker wants tѺ cѺnnect with mѺre Ѻf the clurch. add this bitch brѺthers and sisters. Ꝏ
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https://i.imgur.com/hyB7R0i.png :33< hive sw33t hive
——Woahhh! Pretty!-->
this is fun / i mean / i think so
Carnevil is hooosting its anniversary sale this weekend btw. Adults: 15.00. Grubs are free.
IT IS COMICALLY PAINFUL ESPECIALLY FOR A MONOCULAR LIKE MYSELF, I HAVE TO TRY AND READ THIS SHIT WITHOUT DEPTH PERCEPTION.