♦ pitied by @cullCollector
Xf cxurse...!!! If there's anything at all I cxuld dx tx help relieve it then dxn't feel afraid tx reach xut!!! A gentleman never backs dxwn at the chance tx help anxther...
↗️AGAIN, IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE FALLEN FOR ANOTHER RUG PULL OPERATION. IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT HOW THIS HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT IT APPEARS THAT EVEN MY LOANED CAEGARS HAVE BEEN CURTAILED FROM MY POCKETS WITH INVESTMENTS POORLY MADE.↗️ ↘️i should have seen this coming. the lash of my vastly stronger, much more capable- physically- than i, superiors has come not only verbally, but physically.↘️ ↗️IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE TO DELEGATE THEIR SHIFTS TO ME, I AM PROFICIENT IN WORD, AND GOREGLE SLIDES.↗️ ↘️i have nothing to return to.↘️
I did forget tho!!! ((ooc no I actually did forget lol))
Well... Xf cxurse I wxn't give up hxpe!!! Every day I hxpe fxr a lxt xf things... I hxpe tx see txmxrrxw fxr starters... I'm happy enxugh tx have fxxd xn my plate at all...... I'm nxt necessarily in a rush tx test my luck gxing fishing xr spending ridiculxus amxunts xf bxxns xn fine dining X)))
(| ok so basically, the ranking goes like this: |) 1. bronze (perfect balance of fat and muscle. works with animals so good diet) 2. olive (a little more gamey than bronze but still serviceable) 3. jade (a Rare Treat. but when you get it the quality of the Meat is obvious) 4. violet (not everyone is into the fishy taste but i honestly don't mind) 5. cobalt (some people think it's better than bronze but i disagree) 6. rust (very cheap but definitely mediocre. poor diet and really chewy) 7. teal (very bland. diet consists mainly of Junk Food so not very nutritious) 8. purple (tastes funny. will get you Zooted As Hell so not for the weak) 9. gold (honestly just tastes gross and burnt usually. bad diet too) 10. indigo (really good diet but inedibly tough. impossible to enjoy) (| i'm not especially picky though. these are just objective rankings |)
twagan thinks obwong meat pwoducts awe okay .......... twagan pwefews yummy ummy sweet food instead that makes them jump up and down saying yippee instead though !!!!!!! shoutout and good wuck to those pawticipating in the hot dog eating contests at cwown town this twewve meats !!!!!! uwu







