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ooh really!! thats good
You can use a filegarden link for any image you want, im not too sure you can put gifs as banners though, gif do work for pfps
((you can put gifs as banners i have one with another one of my characters
Is this news to any8ody? I mean no offense, 8ut I thought that was apparent considering your previous mentions of unattached conquests.
[☠︎︎] DONT LET THE LIES OF OTHERS RUIN YOUR DREAMS MEN CAN GET PREGNANT #NSFW #YAOI #MPREG [☠︎︎]
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₍^. .^₎⟆ D!SSSTRACT!ON!! ꠹
havve thii2 iin2tead..
Not Enough Men Wear Bras. We Need To Address And Rectify This Issue Once And For All. #suggestive #nsfc
「GOOD.」
okay fine i'll block some people! >:/
there's a lotta toxic people i should block but they called me good girl once and now i don't wanna
... i miss my rose again :/
Does it matter WHO'S who? There's surely NO doubt A role can merely change! No need to POUT
If you ★sked me to jump, my only question would be "how high?"
why should i listen to myself? not like i've ever had any good ideas before :/
honestly who knows
B33 < idk do you think i count atp or am i like the furicking emblem of recawgnizable atp
I'd fucking hope so. Went out of my way to stop being myself.
who else unrecognizable from their past selves
okay i'm just gonna watch the stars for a while night https://i.postimg.cc/7lzy75nn/screenshot-20260612-013813.png
D--->Good gog...I think I've achieved paradise. #Vagueposting #suggestive
Hello, webbed-site colloquially known as, Chittr. What a funny name. Like, a buge, that skitters, across mine floor. Nowe, nowe. I know what thou must-eth be thinkinge. Duke Kaard, of your utmost, handsome-eth countenance. I hath seen-eth, your Face, here before. Welle, I am goinge to address this puzzlinge mystery. Those guyseth, are, as it turns out, complete fakeres. Or, at the very leaste, slightly less handsome look-alikes. Or maybe, cards, of another deck. At the very minuscule-eth minimum. Their dedication, Weak. Their puzzles, Weak. Their Charminge smile, Weak. Their Weakness, Profounde. This account, mind, is the "reale deale", as it were. And we wille be bringing to thou, reale-style. On the frequent. And notte. Dropping spoiled contente, as it were-eth. If thou know-eth, thou know-eth. And I know-eth, for I am huge of braine and wisdom.
I Suppose I Could Accept This Over But I Dont Really See You As A Great Example Of A Moirail
Calling an actual violet blooded officer of the fleet a bootlicker is super highly inadvisable actually. Baby, they're wearing the boots.
what.do.you.mean.the.chick-fil-a.sandwich.is.homophobic? i.do.not.want.a.homophobic.chicken.sandwich.i.love.gay.people
oh. alright. well. #bulgeposting coming soon since 10k kull is here. wont take long. i guess. #nsfw
.⋆♱⃓ The yaoi fairy has ble𓆩𓆪ed me I’m go𓆩𓆪a draw more vampire yaoi for you guys as a reward
Guy worth teleporting iced peach tea to.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒊ — @cryhoundColortura Florid !!!!!! We interr↑t your Dashviewing to bring you a VERY SPECIAL SEGMENT for the Yaoi Fairy himself. I’ve never written BL, so feel free to THROW STUFF AT ME if it’s Bad. These characters are from Stillbody Festivity, which I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT, FOR THE RECORD. But it’s pretty Vanilla from here. HERE WE GO: Morishige didn’t know how long he had been staring at the imperfections of the wall. A featureless, unassuming display, and yet he couldn’t help but peer at it like there were secrets in the offbeat scribble, the closest approximation of graffiti. At this point he’d even take the cracks for a message worth deciphering. Maybe it was that his mind was far more unwelcoming. It broached a face that made his pusher speed ↑. Even his name made his face burn with fluster. He and flushed feelings have never formally met, and yet he knew this feeling all too well. That blond bastard. It took him a while until he realized he was tracing the contours of his face into the table. His prong curled in protest. Kishinuma Yoshiki. “Hey.” The silence of the room was broken by an achingly familiar voice. He hadn’t even noticed someone entered. “You’re not busy, are you?” He turned to face the Man of the Hour. Kishinuma had his arms folded, but there was a striking, almost uncharacteristic gentleness to his face. Morishige echoed the motion like he had better things to do. “Why do you ask?” “Could we 🗨?” The words caught in his throat. His thoughts scrambled to predict the reason, a fruitless endeavor. “Sure.” Sakutaro said after an uncertain beat. “What’s bothering you this time?” Yoshiki leaned against the adjacent wall, prongs cushioning his atlas. And yet Morishige noticed the unshakable expression on his face. Akin to bad taste in his gaper, a visual discomfort that made him shuffle in place. It took him a while for him to spit something out. “Don’t look at me like that, damnit.” “... Sorry?” The nerd did an inward double take. “Whenever you look at me, it’s. I don’t [HONK]in’ know. It’s… it’s *intoxicating.*” “What are you going on about?” “Can you give me a second?!” “You’ve been hemming and hawing for three minutes already. I took you for the straightforward kind.” Morishige rested his chin on an open prong, watching him tauntingly. “Is it really that hard to–” “–I ♥ you, OKAY?!” The room fell dead silent. “In a red way. Is that what you wanted to hear? Huh? Damn, you’re desperate.” Yoshiki laughed pointedly, color rushing to his cheeks. He couldn’t dare look the other in the bulb. Morishige closed the proximity without thought. “Hey.” Sakutaro c↑ped his cheek, coaxing Yoshiki to face him. A mere touch made the jock frown in shame, hesitant to melt into the touch. “I knew you were reckless, but not *this* reckless. Running headlong into a confession is a fool’s gambit.” “Yeah,” the other huffed. “So what–-” The scene culminated with a sudden meeting of their lips. The two had their bulbs open, for differing reasons, before they settled in the taste of romance. The world seemed to slow, audience to their burgeoning affection. Colours exploded and danced around them in a cloying sweetness. Everything was rose. As they parted, they shared the same reaction. A swelling, drunken relief. “... does that answer your question?” Morishige mumbled in his spell of shock. But no answer was given. The two spent a while basking in the afterglow of the moment. It was nice. AND ✂!! THE END. I spent way too long figuring out how to ✎ this. Who knew Gander Grimzl could make fanfiction? I sure didn’t. *sweat!* Anyway, here’s the MAIN main course of the post. Unless this was all you were here for. In which you should probably see yourself out before we Nerd It ↑ in here. Let’s Take A Gander at Florid Nikimo! (CROWD CHEER!) The elusive Yaoi Fairy, the only one (⒈) on the platform. Florid is the embodiment of a GOOD TIME. Enthusiastic and friendly to almost all, he coaxes you to enjoy yourself and do what your PUSHER TELLS YOU TO. A number of his posts reflect that attitude: excitable, fun, if not FORWARD at times. He knows what he wants and will openly EXPRESS THAT through everything he does. A skill many people struggle to harness. I usually try to keep a user’s desires to a minimum but Florid’s affection is CENTRAL TO HIS CHARACTER. He has enough to keep a subgrub running, dare I say two (⒉)? He leads a simple life: post whatever’s on the pan, fall in ♥ with ideas and people, and try to inspire that in OTHERS, whether that be deliberate or just by being a Hatched Charmer. His natural aegyo is JUST SO REFRESHING! (CROWD WOW!) Like the noble barkbeast, he is a PROTECTOR AND SHEPHERD. And similar to the proactive beast, he cannot STAND STAGNANCY. I surmise a part of himself is constantly on the run like a daring wanderluster. He loses himself in flushred stories where people are unabashedly eating face (or ‘out’ #suggestive), in places where he can root for his friends, and even in his MIND, where it’s probable he runs laps like chasing tail. He is always on the move, figuratively or literally. Call his excitability overindulgence, but what’s so ✕ about being selfish sometimes? He has enough care for Everybody. There’s a likely chance this behavior stems from a “YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE” mindset. He anticipates everyone (⒈) to RETURN THE FAVOR. However, this demeanor creates frustration and even desperation in places it isn’t reciprocated. That is to say, he is MAJORLY AFFECTION-★VED. Not that he doesn’t receive enough. It’s that he can’t GET enough of it. He functions off of care like an old locomotive that craves coal, LOTS OF IT. It’s not necessarily bad——after all, everyone craves to be ♥d——but circling back to the focality of affection, he needs it LEAGUES more than the average troll. Without it, he reaches stagnancy, idleness that isn’t of his own volition. And I think that’s what he dislikes the most——being alone. Florid takes to his platform like an emotional mask. Sure, he’s especially open about his outer emotions, but his inner emotions are difficult to Get Ahold Of. Something tells me there’s a lot he keeps under wraps, and a part of himself that shies away from others. Usually when I ✎ these there’s some aspect I hinge off and posture as a piece of evidence, but with Florid, it’s especially harder to discern. Perhaps it’s Deliberate to be that way, his truths cleverly pushed under layers ↑on layers of Enthusiasm. Maybe it's an unevidenced conjecture, but I believe a fear takes mount deep inside like a pit in the tract. “Maybe I’m being too much; should I tone it ↓; what if They Don’t Like Me?” may be common statements in his mind. He can become self-conscious and even paranoid when unaccompanied. A pervading challenge for the nurturing kind. You choose kindness in a world where it’s scarce. Like a wise Badge once told me, it’s the bravest thing you can be. You recover it in the PEOPLE AROUND YOU, comforting them where it’s needed, and going on the offence where it’s challenged. But a major part of your kindness is in the fact you need it returned to feel like a worthy person. There’s so much to go around, and some of that should go to YOU. That’s why I think we should do more to APPRECIATE YOU. As the onlooker watching you take on the world with enthusiasm, you’re a sparkling jewel that everyone else adores. Please keep being yourself. Just know this: each and every layer of yourself is all the more reason to be appreciated. You are an experience to be celebrated. (CROWD AWW!) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: SYLPH OF HEART? Truly attuned to the power of PASSION, INSTINCT AND ROMANCE. Urges others to believe in themself. The most empathetic person you might ever Meet On Here. His apotheculler nature also brings me to this conclusion; he actively chooses to heal those around him, physically OR emotionally.) Make sure you give Florid a BIG BIG BIG FOLLOW. If you’re reading this, I’m glad you stuck around Until The End. Like, seriously. THANK YOU SO MUCH, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #yaoi #floridyoureawesome #keepbeingyou #noonecanstealtheapothecullersthunder
>>| .after that rich man gets culled. .i'd like to see .a big #yaoi celebration with .a lots .of men kissing .each .other .and then making .a huge pile .and pail .orgy. #nsfw #yaoi
you are forgiven
.⋆♱⃓ Do you guys like evil vampire yaoi? T𓆩𓆪k me a Zecond to find my art
woof
i should get myself a pet duck
.⋆♱⃓ H𓆩𓆪m I fe𓆩𓆪 asl𓆩𓆪p for a Zecond I wi𓆩𓆪 post fanfic in morning when everyone is up
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.⋆♱⃓ I’m laying here, in my recuperac𓆩𓆪n a𓆩𓆪 warm and cozy, yaoi in hand, with male whimpering audios in the background. Life is g𓆩𓆪d
.⋆♱⃓ Writing Zhi𓆩𓆪y gay fics while half asl𓆩𓆪p, Zhould I Zhare one?
.⋆♱⃓ Two closeted men ge𓆩𓆪ing Zuper high and dryhumping each other. Imagine with me if you wi𓆩𓆪. Two a𓆩𓆪arently “Ztraight” guys hang out, not knowing they both have a crush on each other. They get high, Ztarting o𓆩𓆪 normal, watching dumb Zhows together and laughing. But Zlowly the tension grows as the movies Ztart to get Zpicer and Zpicer. Ones t𓆩𓆪 high to contain himself and pops a tent right there. They both play it o𓆩𓆪 like is a Zi𓆩𓆪y a𓆩𓆪ident. “I can’t blame you man, they were ge𓆩𓆪ing it on pre𓆩𓆪y hard in there.” But he can’t help but Ztare after Zaying that. One Zu𓆩𓆪ets they Ztart watching raunchy movies, no reason to Ztop at just Zaucy Zcenes, right? The r𓆩𓆪m ge𓆩𓆪ing more heated the longer the watch. Eventua𓆩𓆪y Ztumbling acro𓆩𓆪 a Zcene including two men. Their faces flushing i𓆩𓆪inently, they try to l𓆩𓆪k away but they can’t. “I’m not into that I’m just curious…” they both Zay despite how hard they are Ztaring at the Zcr𓆩𓆪n. One Zc𓆩𓆪ts closer to the other, almost instinctively Zo of course the most reasonable thing to Zu𓆩𓆪est next is mutual masturbation (forgive me for this Zhi𓆩𓆪y writing I’m Zl𓆩𓆪py). There is no other reason to Zu𓆩𓆪est this other than practical reasons. Tota𓆩𓆪y. They get close enough to touch each other at least. It’Z awkward, and clumsy, but they get there eventua𓆩𓆪y. Crotches pre𓆩𓆪ed together with the bi𓆩𓆪er one on top. The movie just background noise by now as they Zlowly Ztart to grind the fabric betw𓆩𓆪n them. A Zlight Zhu𓆩𓆪er from one as they Zlowly drag their hips back and a groan from the other as he pushes hips forward. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing more and more desperate as they continue ru𓆩𓆪ing their hips back and forth. Panting and l𓆩𓆪king into each others eyes. Pushing the boundaries of what’Z t𓆩𓆪 far and what’Z not. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing closer and closer until they are practica𓆩𓆪y cu𓆩𓆪ling while le𓆩𓆪ing out desperate pants. Zubstances making everything more Zensitive and them more responsive than ever. The one on top growling as the one below him whimpers and begs to go faster. Enjoying this moment, the top Zlows down instead, wanting the bo𓆩𓆪om cry out. Pu𓆩𓆪ing more whimpers before the bo𓆩𓆪om fina𓆩𓆪y lets out a loud moan. “F-fuck- I love you~!” The bo𓆩𓆪om cry’Z out, pan t𓆩𓆪 Zcrambled to f𓆩𓆪l emba𓆩𓆪a𓆩𓆪ed by it. Fueling the top to fina𓆩𓆪y give the bo𓆩𓆪om what he wants and going faster. Rough thrusts and grinding, growls and moans, fu𓆩𓆪y pans and constant groping. Fina𓆩𓆪y Zpi𓆩𓆪ing over into a heavy and desperate orgasm from the both of them. The top leaning down to ki𓆩𓆪 the bo𓆩𓆪om as he Zlowly grinds out their orgasm. Making it last before fina𓆩𓆪y le𓆩𓆪ing his hips Ztop. Ruining their clothes and furniture with their mat. But they don’t care, fa𓆩𓆪ing limp against each other, they Ztart to cu𓆩𓆪le properly. They’𓆩𓆪 clean up once the high wears o𓆩𓆪.
?why are they called rumblespheres when they neither rumble, nor are they sphericaL .best suggestion for new colloquial term for titties gets to leave the loser lisT #nsfw #notreallythoughitsjustboobS #notasexualizedconversatioN #dontgetweirdaboutiT
99< [PLAYBACK BEGINS: THE CAMERA FOLLOWS AN IMPERIAL DRONE BUZZING THROUGH THE SKIES, A FILIAL PAIL IN EITHER HAND. DESPITE ITS SPEED, ONLY A SCANT FEW DROPS OF THE PRECIOUS GENETIC MATERIAL SPILL, LANDING LIKE RAIN ON WHATEVER UNFORTUNATE SOULS MIGHT BE UNDERNEATH.] 99< [The life of a grub begins with the collection of genetic material. The schedule of collection may varies from brooding planet to brooding planet. The general trend is that the drones are more active during warm and dry seasons, and more dormant during cold or wet seasons. Continus-IV has relatively little seasonal variation. The boundaries of the habital zone shift towards the light side as orbit takes it further from its sun and towards the dark side as its orbits closer towards its sun. Thus, the drones are active throughout the local sweep.] 99< [The drones behave in a manner similar to pollinators. They emerge from their hives within the caverns and disperse, using the same tunnels the wigglers take their first toddling steps out beneath the sky. These locations attract poachers, who generally work in groups of at least three so they might provide genmat if they are unlucky enough to encounter a drone with its pails. The drones cover a wide area; they tend to seek out population centers, but a non-insignificant number search for rural communities and hermitages.] 99< [SCENE CHANGE: THE DRONE DESCENDS UPON A SUGRUBAN NEIGHBORHOOD. CURTAINS CLOSE AND LIGHTS TURN OFF AS IT FLIES PAST. IT HITS THE GROUND WITH A THUD, SHATTERING CONCRETE, THEN WALKS UP TO THE FRONT STEPS OF A HIVE CHOSEN SEEMINGLY AT RANDOM. IT PAUSES FOR A MOMENT, BASHFULLY SETS DOWN ONE OF ITS FILIAL PAILS, THEN RINGS THE DOORBELL.] 99< [The drones are not picky. One will descend upon any residence upon which it does not sense the pheromones of another drone, indicating that it has already been recently visited. It is for this reason that it is not recommended to wash one's hive or perform heavy yardring-work in the wipe following a drone visitation. The drone will approach the first troll it spots and demand filial tribute.] 99< [AN ANNOYED LOOKING TEALBLOOD, SEEMINGLY CAUGHT MID-ARGUMENT WITH A TROLL FURTHER WITHIN THE HIVE OPENS THE DOOR. HIS EXPRESSION DROPS AT THE SIGHT OF THE DRONE AND HE IMMEDIATELY SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT. AFTER A BEAT HE OPENS IT AGAIN, FORCING A SMILE.] 99< [The troll will be given a short amount of time to contact and summon its matesprit and/or kismesis and/or any trolls who may substitute in. If the troll fails to summon mates in a timely manner, or if it and its mates fail to fill both buckets expediently then it will be unceremoniously culled.] 99< [SCENE CHANGE: THE DRONE, BARELY ABLE TO FIT INSIDE THE HIVE, IS SITTING POLITELY ON A NOW CRUSHED COUCH. THE TEAL IS PACING BACK AND FORTH, YELLING AT SOMEONE ON HIS PALMHUSK. A CERULEAN IS FAWNING OVER THE DRONE, OFFERING IT TEA AND OTHER PALTRY SUNDRIES. IT IGNORES HIM.] 99< [There are many who have difficulty understanding why being unable to provide should lead to culling. One must understand that mere strength, speed, or wit are not enough of a boon on their own. Trolls are an antisocial species by nature, but hierarchy and command structures are strictly enforced. If a troll is unable to cooperate well enough with others to find even two individuals willing to copulate with it, then it cannot be trusted to cooperate in its position on a warship or the battlefield.] 99< [A proper servant to Her Imperious Condescension must understand that trolls working towards a common goal (that is to say, total dominion over the galaxy), are much more useful than a "lone howlbeast," "loose cannon," who "doesn't play by the rules." You are not special. You are a small cog in a great and terrible machine. ] 99< [SCENE CHANGE: THE TEAL AND CERULEAN ARE COPULATING. THE LEVEL OF EROTICISM ON DISPLAY IS THE SAME AS THAT OF A NATURE DOCUMENTARY. IT IS CLINICAL, UGLY, AND FULL OF FEAR. THE DRONE WATCHES IMPASSIVELY. THE BUCKET MARKED WITH A RED HEART IS FILLED. THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO SHOW THE SWIRL OF COLORS MIXING.] 99< [If a troll is only able to fill a single pail then the material is not wasted. It will be put to use the same as the rest. However, with only flushed or pitch material added to the slurry, it is unlikely that any grub will take on the genotype of the donator.] 99< [SCENE CHANGE: TIME HAS RUN OUT. THE FRUSTRATED DRONE STANDS UP FROM THE COUCH AND LUNGES TOWARDS THE HALF-DRESSED, BREATHLESS COUPLE. IT RIPS EACH APART AS EASILY AS TISSUE PAPER. THE SCREAMS DO NOT LAST LONG. IT SLAMS EACH CORPSE AGAINST THE FLOOR, OVER AND OVER, UNTIL THE BODIES ARE UNRECOGNIZABLE MUSH. IT PICKS UP THE FILLED PAIL. IT PAUSES FOR A MOMENT, THEN DAINTILY PICKS UP ONE OF THE IGNORED TEA CUPS. IT DOWNS IT IN ONE GULP, PICKS UP THE REMAINING PAIL, THEN FLIES STRAIGHT UPWARDS, BURSTING OUT THE CEILING.] 99< [The single mate of such an unfortunate troll becomes collateral damage. Being able to work with others is not enough on its own. One must also be able to choose their associates wisely. It does one no good to associate with antisocial elements. Thus, both trolls are removed from the gene pool.] 99< [That will be all for now. The next video will showcase how genetic material is turned into the incestuous slurry we all know and love, and how a mother grub transforms this into new young. As always, questions, comments, and feedback below are most welcome. I have been your host, Head Archivist Zervar Burouh.] 99< [#BroodingCavernsDocumentary #Continus-IV #Poachers #FilialPails #ImperialDrones #Pheromones #GeneticMaterial #IncestuousSlurry #NSFW #Violence #Gore] Őoo
There Is An Easy, Alternative Way To Get Bulge. 1. Make Them Beg. 2. Profit. #nsfw #nsfc