Dean Dracon
@downcastDaylight
Detective. Seer of Space. Cuestick. Coffee Guy. Very Competent Person. "Diamonds Droog." Questions? Send them here: https://forms.gle/7AoxLEh1ZzHNRNjaA Or DM me. That works too.
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Chittr is a wonderful place where you can make posts and see A Dracula.
By A Dracula I mean the specific person. I know what a Rainbow Drinker is.
(heye :) ) asks: whadts youur favborite collorthat5 iisnt a color? mhine is beigeroon :) I'll put my vote in for Rurple. (Anonymiles) asks: Will you be killing Nero Wolfe next, then? Nero Wolfe isn't real.
(@destinedKiller) asks: best crime youve ever commited? best case youve ever solved? Bonus point awarded. I've got a few decent murders under my belt. One of them was basically this city's Columbo. Went pretty well, there. Didn't really deal with any consequences and probably won't. Best solve? There was a locked-room murder I handled a few years back that had a rather ridiculous explanation. Felt pretty good about that one, got to do a big dramatic explaining of the crime to a room full of suspects.
Why not. Why shouldn't I. Bonus points for crime questions. What that means, I leave up to you.
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Bad post.
Now that I've done some Crime I feel the need to balance it out. Do some light community service.
I'm posting about my intention to do some. This isn't the community service.
I think one could probably argue that when you post it is a service to the community. C|:^)
That's ridiculous. I'm going to post bad now just to prove this wrong.
They're calling me evil and twisted now that I'm thirteen sweeps.
Amazingly, I've only been called young since the number ticked over.
【you are ∫ike a ∫itt∫e grub∫ing at a meas∫y 13. fat && rotund, but there is nothing wrong with that. o∫d baby man.】
A cup of tea, I think. Somebody will have a fit over me not sticking to the coffee habit, but what can you do.
Detective Tip: If you put your water bottle in the freezer for ten minutes, then you will have put your water bottle in the fridge for ten minutes.
the real questiꙮn is what happens if leave it there fꙮr eleven minutes - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
The horse is having an issue.
Frankly, more Lalondes should be posting. There isn't enough.
did you read my mind and fucking post my thoughts before me.
Operation Piss People Off As My Own Present was a roaring success.
I'm glad you had a good birthday then. C|:^)
Oh no, it was absolutely yesterday. Making people mad they didn't know was fully, one hundred percent the plan.
Alright, that's midnight back in the old haunt. It was my birthday yesterday. By the way.
Stole a clock.
you were right. about that being funny, not about me being disappointed. you were wrong about that part. fuck you.
Oh, this isn't the thing I was planning. That's in three minutes and change.
i guess you could say it was... TIME consuming! eyyyyy!
i do better with parties than jokes, bud. maybe you can come over sometime and you can see what i mean! it'll be COOLIO!!
(Anonymous) asks: I'm defusing a bomb right now, by pure statistical average which wire do you think i should cut, the braided one or unbraided, and which color? You should blow yourself up. Cut the unbraided magenta wire.
(Is there anything stopping me from just typing whatever I'd like in here? I don't thiiiink sooooo!) asks: What are you plaaaaanning? You only have to wait twenty minutes to find out. Though I am also doing something else unrelated that's also funny.
(untrustworthy woman.) asks: give me your credit card. this is an order. Yes Ma'am.
(@turntitGodhead) asks: 6969 (its an american express so it has 4 on the FRONT) This isn't what's on my credit card. What are you talking about.