♦ pitied by @downcastDaylight
It's Shocking H𖦏w M𓄋ch Of R𓄋nning A Brothel Is J𓄋st Dealing With Whining All Day.
aw dang it (|:/
Oh, god. Don't give him ideas.
Hello joint issues. Have you considered that I: am bored, and you: are not sentient, and thus I have dominion over your life? And that I can totally draw from my shoulder this time and it’ll absolutely work because I am completely and utterly adjusted and comfortable with doing traditional art? Hm. I fear I may be losing it.
BURNS…
THIS MAN0R IS S0 FUCKING B0RING. IT'S JUST WEIRD GREEN GAY DUDES D0ING STUPID TIME SHIT. WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT.
That one co-worker that's just gotta go. God hes ready. God take him please god
(o^▽^o) #GirlMeal! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/abf3503b0f70.gif ♫
It must be sad to be so down bad that a simple affirmation gets you acting the fool. #vagueposting
C|:^/
checking my device is mØre Øf a punishment than a reward. with the way yØu pØst.
What if you could feel specifically your spleen like all of the time
GOOD BOY.
TO BE IS TO BE IN CONFLICT.
@INSPECTINGPICKLES *YOU PISSED IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE*!!!!!!!!!!!
*SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE TO PISS IN IT*
IS THAT ANOTHER SHITTY ME. WAIT. SCRATCH THAT. WITH SOMETHING YOu SCRATCH WITH. I SHOuLD NOT BE FuCKING SuRPRISED. AS PATHETIC AS THAT IS.
Hm, I am going to not address that.
Bro is laughing AND hard. And he thinks we need to know?? It's always the clowns.
I'm going to make bad decisions i think.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
It can't ever be normal shit on this fucksite. It's always cosmic assholery.
thanks for the tip! i am NOT gonna use it! any kinda activity would just sound like a game of billiards
The fact that all these Scratch fellows and the singular LE interact with me consistently and not one of them has decided to give me a funny little title about it is highkey pissing me off. You think you know a set of omniscient/omnipresent/omnidirectional(???lol) fellows.
Detective beam?
I gotta work on ways to survive bein' shot. Not 'cuz I've been shot recently but it just became a whole lot more likely.
N̷o̸w̴ ̵I̵ ̶h̶a̷v̸e̷ ̵c̸h̴i̶l̴d̴r̷e̵n̶ ̸o̶f̷ ̷m̴y̸ ̶o̴w̶n̷,̶ ̶T̷h̵e̴y̴ ̴a̶s̸k̵ ̴t̴h̵e̴i̵r̸ ̸f̴ ̵a̷ ̶t̴ ̷h̵.̸ ̶E̷.̷ ̶R̶ ̴W̸h̷a̵t̵ ̵w̵i̴l̷l̸ ̸I̸ ̵b̴e̷
THIS ANNOYING FUCKERY. IS INTERFERING WITH MY LORDLY DEMEANOR. AND MY ENJOYMENT OF THE SUFFERING. OF ONE OF THE WORST OF THE FUCKING HUMANS. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
Daddy is understimulated.
no beams
HOW IT ALWAYS IRRITATES ME THAT EARTH C AND ITS ILK IS BEYOND MY GRASP. FOR MULTIPLE REASONS. FOR. NOW.
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
Sometimes I get mad because I can't wear earrings.
THE NOISE IS NIGH OVERWHELMING. SO MUCH JITTERING AND JOSTLING. PATHETIC. THE END COMES FOR ALL.
PITIFUL THAT THEY ADDED THE WORST COLOUR OF ALL.
That part of the first episode of Twin Peaks keeps playing in my head!!!! The one where the principal turns the intercom off and breaks down after having to deliver the news to a school full of kids! They're all just kids and none of them asked for that!!!! Visceral!
Mm. As one does, I suppose.
TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS TRICKSTERS
How to hate a chitt more than once.
I WOULD NEVER KILL A TRICKSTER. THEY ARE THE ONLY FORMS OF LIFE. AMIDST ALL THE WRETCHED FUCKING GARBAGE OF REALITY. THAT DESERVE TO LIVE.
I AM GOING TO SKIN THAT CAT.
Hmm.
Indeed. I’n choosing to observe off to the side for now.
I KNOW SOMETHING THEY DON’T KNOW. HAA. HAA.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW I HATE THAT ONE. SINGLE. ABOMINABLE SPAWN. HORRID AND VILE, DISGUSTING ABERRATION. SHE SHOULD NOT EXIST. ANOTHER ERROR TO FIX.
i see the word family. i feel sickened.
I’M SURE YOU DO.
BECAUSE YOU BELONG TO ME. CONTROL YOU IN MY HANDS. MANIPULATE YOU WITH MY SYMPHONIES.
I SEE YOU, DEAD SISTER.
How I feel.
SSSISTERSSS…
Why would he need…
THE VERMIN ARE PISSING IN MY THREADS. HOW CAN ANY OF YOU QUESTION MY DISDAIN FOR THE LOT OF THEM?
Oh no! The font changed! I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OF MY CHILD!
YES, BUT IT STILL NEEDS A WORKOUT. CARE TO VOLUNTEER?
(⊱♓︎⊰) @seymourbutz you are not a real person, shut up stop submitting forms.
if one more person (man) comes into my shop and calls me adorable, i will be cursing them. buy what you need and get out
HOW THE *FUCK*-
>>>((They)) were very appreciated when given >>>(And) so the torch gets passed ever onwards...
I HAVE FACED MANY OTHER CHERUBS ACROSS MANY UNIVERSES BY NOW. WORTHIER OPPONENTS THAN MOST, THEIR BATTLES EARNED THEIR SPOT IN MY MEMORY. YET NONE OF THEM MATCHED THE INTENSITY OF FEELING FOR ONE. IN. PARTICULAR.
Sometimes you see someone else post something that makes it feel like they were right there watching you when you KNOW that's impossible. Coincidence truly is the worst.
I am not corrupted.
ONLY FOR YOU.
Have done this before, can report that it was not great!
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING WHILE I WASN'T ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE, BUT I'M GETTING PRETTY CLOSE TO THAT NOW SO I GUESS I'LL MAKE THE CALL. I'VE STARTED GETTING MOLT CRAMPS. I COULD GO INTO MY COCOON ANYWHERE BETWEEN NOW AND NEXT WEEK SO I GUESS WE'LL SEE. POINT IS, IF THIS ACCOUNT SUDDENLY GOES DARK FOR A WHILE- THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. I KNOW APPROXIMATELY 1% OF YOU (THE ENLIGHTENED PERCENTAGE) WILL MISS MY POSTS BUT DON'T WORRY, I'VE SET UP SOME DOMINOES THAT MIGHT HELP YOU BRIDGE THE GAP. STAY TUNED.
It's out there, man, I'm so sorry
Deeply strange trend.
:o) Sometimes falling back on the basics is quite enlightening :o) I've been sweeping this same spot by the Fourth Wall, for example, and the glass doesn't seem to be getting any less despite how much I clean! :o) A truly meditative exercise...
am i alive
Pretty sure there's already an evil me 'round this website but I got a job and a girlfriend so I ain't got time for all that.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:A lost soul You are 8 years old and He is teaching you to play piano. His hands rest where they shouldn't. You feel sick. You are 12 years old and you are playing Mozart. Your fingers slip and your timing is off the metronome is so loud it hurts your ears. His hands are on your shoulders and your heart is in your throat. You choke on a breath as one cards through your hair, frozen in terror. You are 21 years old and out drinking at 3 in the morning. You've been drinking like there's no tomorrow and this bar is the most disreputable one you've been to so far, but a handsome man whom is only a few years older than you by your best estimate has offered to buy you another drink. He slips an arm around your shoulders, and it's only as you down the last of your glass that you realize your mistake. You are 27 years old and He is dead. You're not sure how you feel about this. In theory you should be happy, relieved even but you just feel hollow and empty. Preparations for the funeral are your responsibility as His heir, but you don't care about any of it, all you want to do is You are 32. In another place. Where you are loved. Your name is Jeremy Noir. Your name is Y̷̖͙͠͝ļ̶̧̥̄t̴̨͙͇͑́͋ṕ̶̫̤̺ǘ̸̳̊n̸̖̺͐̕â̵͚̼̖͑v̵̢̯̩̎͘ǘ̶̪͚̬ ̴̗̥̽͆̾ͅZ̵͉̖̈́̌̆j̶̛͎̼̄̂y̸̢̥̰̽̍̋h̶̼̫̍̀̐a̸̬̠͛͝j̷͚̟̞͆͠o̷͙͙̾͐̕ and you will never be happy. You will soon. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Fuck me. I really did think shit like this back then didn't I? What a goddamn bozo I was. Shit, no wonder she threw me out to the curb. Surprised any gal could stand a jackass-a that magnitude.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@pulchritudePowerhouse The red mark on your face still burns as you lean back on the desk. Something's wrong. This wasn't your usual tizzy. Your usual banter. It made your feet give out from under you. It really sets in that she's leaving for good. It wasn't supposed to be like this. You had a good thing going. What changed? Fun times, fast cars, shootouts and heroic rescues. It felt like you were perfect for each other. So what happened? Why's she acting like such a nutcase? And not even the fun kind? Settle down? Pull back? Focus on each other? What the hell was she even going on about? You wanted to burn bright together, not just get slowly snuffed out. Women. Always say they want one thing, but they really want another. No good stinkin' dames, the lot of them. Dumb broad. Stupid bird. You don't need them. Hell you don't need any of this. Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'll just have to find a way back. Really, it should have been obvious. You were so dressed up trying to take down that mobster down a peg, you should have realized he didn't have everything all wrong. Shouldn't be too hard to find a way back. Then you'll be living the high life. Whores, actions, heroics, the whole nine yards. You ain't gonna go quietly into that night. You're a goddamn hero. And you're going to live like one. Go out like one. Be remembered like one. But you will never reminisce on the ending. Only hope to be remembered. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Yes I know.
its why the fuck did they put jason in dead by daylight over me monday
I was expecting at least 1 guess before the actual word. you are a cheating devil.
:o) #NowPlaying :o) Charli XCX ft. Kesha - Spring Breakers :o) Oh Charli...Sometimes it feels as though you are the only one who understands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YO2_O1L_YY
thanks mom
got shot thats really all there is to say on the matter
Me and my big mouth.
https://i.ibb.co/KjsWbFsk/7edb57dbfb0d1da7c181402d83afff82.jpg
hi im back, was busy with planet stuff, do NOT wanna talk about it what the actual hell is happening??? who is getting micheal waved??? WHAT DID I MISS
Detective Tip: Don't walk and read chittr at the same time, lest you get pertinent info too late.
It is not required.
The fact of the matter is that so many of you are so desperate for attention that you are debasing yourselves right in front of my morning salad. Did you do it? Did you scramble and claw for the one 'like' react you wanted? Are you framing it? Should we tell The Rankmaid?
It dint work . Culler
Such an ungrateful alternate timeline pupil.
MANY PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO BRING HARM TO ME OVER THE YEARS BUT NOTHING HAS HURT ME QUITE AS DEEPLY AS THIS.
It's a wonder how I am just seeing this thread. To be fair, I am a little distracted at the moment. ... Anyways. I would apologize for ruining your one of one title, but I feel it would have been inevitable.
Oh. I forgot about thIs websIte... My comPuter was. erm. seIzed In an IncIdent wIth the Fuzz. They found nothIng...
If I had a nickel for every time I had to personally cater for weekly meetings, I would probably be a millionaire and never have to work again.
Why do I fall for the bait?
♦ You want to beat a guy to death with a tire iron, and everyone thinks it's flirting. #violence
not a moment of peace https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/Screenshot_20260512-192056.Chrome.png
SHE PUT FUCKING GREEN PAINT IN THE CABINETS. G0DDAMNIT. H0W D0 I EVEN GET M0RE GREEN THAN I ALREADY WAS F0RCED T0 WEAR???
last time i checked ive never eaten a couch or anythin but god knows what i did as a dog fuck
GOMEN。
you drive your vehicle through a wall one time and suddenly you duhnno how to park normal and theres sand stuck in the carapace of your soul that you will never be able to scrub clean
mmm k1nda bor1ng. neverm1nd, have fun brood1ng or whatever
Yeah me too DD...
... Okay, I politely ask that you *don't* because it usually ends up being *my* job to tip the scales back into balance. (# Ù u Ú )
It was a tie. But I did get my ass beat into unconsciousness. Guess that counts, huh? Pay the pied piper with that bet? #fightnight
You bastards really love talkin' in rhymes I swear. Either way keep me updated on his condition.
It's really God's cruelest joke that I get the biggest case I've had in years when I'd really much rather be spending it with the world's prettiest gal. It's gonna be a long week, I can feel it in my bones.
DON’T FUCKIN’ PITY ME. I’M NOT PITIABLE, I’M A MONSTER AND DAMN PROUD OF IT.
Can disgusting nobodies not react to my posts? Thanks.
Blegh.. I'm just gonna keep bed rotting for the rest of the week. Fuck doing anything.
OBJECTION! the greatest profession in the world is either legislacerator or TMTG creative lead
DISCLAIMER! shit i meant "READING ONTO THE RECORD!"
Should’ve known better.
It’s dumb. I got too focused on electrical. I should’ve kept my head in the game. Dying first that many times just means he saw me as a threat.
YOU DIDNT EVEN BELIEVE ME HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU MAD IM THE ONE WHO GOT VENTED.
I'm mad.
MY BOYS. PLAYING GAMES. AND NOT INVITING ME? ET TU, ITCHY?
Maybe next time actually listen to me when I'm saying I'm NOT THE IMPOSTER. VENTED ME TWO TIMES.
ANDYOUGUYSVENTEDMETWOTIMESANDIWASNEVERTHEIMPOSTER.
Goodness gracious, that gave me such a startle.
THIS IS LOSER BEHAVIOR AND YOU KNOW IT!
I ALSO MAKE PLANS TO PARTAKE HOURS IN ADVANCE? CMON DUDE THIS IS FUCKING ASININE YOU DONT NEED TO BROADCAST THIS SHIT.
You're kinda havin' the opposite intended effect when you're askin' a detective to not ask questions here, pal. It's basically reverse-psychology, we GOTTA know when someone says shit like that.
My condolences once again.
My condolences.
[|87 :: W;th how v;le some of the posts on th;s s;te are 1 unfortunately must say yes.
>>>( #PlaguePost )
Yes. Why don't you message me about it...baby.
THIS JUST IN THE FELT'S BEHIND IN THEIR SHOTS THEY ALL GOT RABIES
I'M NOT THINKIN' ABOUT ANYONE'S DAMN ASSHOLE.
♦ This just in, Crowbar thinks about the depths of Spades Slick. How quaint.
WAIT IS THAT THE GUY MESSIN WITH MY TWINK
oh so the dronin neverendin tickin of clocks also gets to you too huh
they also call me this because i don't remember my real name and i don't have a wallet with an ID intact
wtf is matespritisland and where the fuck can i get sum
((Dersite OC, Bedlam Canibal 7'3" 300 lbs, part of an unknown mob crew. Unaffiliated with Midnight Crew/The Felt (Happens to HATE Leprechauns). Will add more later! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3bd5c96893f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e0de0d740e4.png
wanna see my tits ill flex em for u sexy
>>>(First) moving target... >>>(Less) likely to retaliate in case of confrontation... >>>(Closer) than expected, made for a clearer shot!.. >>>(Big) fan of night walks #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/gloomweiss.png
Something we share in common then.
Somethin' they don't tell ya is that if you stare at the same color for a long time, it fucks up the other colors you see cause a' da aftervision. What I'm saying is: Don't stare at green for a really, really long time.
The weird alternate universe copies of my boss freak me out a bit. Makes me feel like a fresh intern in an office full of fuckin' clones of the CEO.
That didn't fuckin' do anything at all.
I've been on this site too much, I thought that said "insert" ❣︎
Look away from my boss, look back. He's a coffin. Look away, look back again. Kid now. Do it again, he's the friggin' jolly green giant. One more time and suddenly he's some fucked up dragon thing. Just want a lil' consistency in my life.
with all the fun megido stuff out of the way now we can get down to serious business! ive recently gotten an internship! a part time job if you will i guess ive finally been around long enough to have a title of my own! ill enjoy being able to work closer to my fellow megidos! https://i.postimg.cc/8zJ4Vnv7/disclosure.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjy2dbNy/disclosure2.png
Stubbing your toe hits different when instead of going OW FUCK you go *CLANGGGG* and you look down at your leg and put a finger on it to stop it vibrating.
:o) And should I see :o) That woe gothic human :o) Please know I AM PLANNING TO REND FLESH FROM BONE BONE FROM FLESH. HOW DARE YOU ENDANGER THE ANGEL. HEINOUS MOTHERFUCKING HERETIC. APOSTATE BITCH. STAY FOR THE FUN NEXT TIME. A BROTHER'S GOT WORDS FOR YOU.
I suppose men in our business can't have everything be a mystery if we hope to have clients and cases.
Hm. I'm a few drinks in and having trouble following this latest trend on the timeline. What's this test everyone's taking? #substance
Deeply frustrating day so far. Not even tea is helping.
I'm truly convinced that some people are just made of hatred, because it doesn't matter how benign my posts are, some people will just press hate as though its their job. Hell, maybe it is. Is there a grift on botted hates?
I'm back where I started. What the fuck kind of directions are that?
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
i can never tell whether you're coming on to me or insulting me.
TRUTH NUKE. I DESERVE HATE. MONEY. NOOK. AND BULGE.
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
you look stupid-er.
i'm smart like that.
⚇ dawg this is the most hard hitting journalism i ever seen ⚇
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
What. I don't know. Video essays. No, not video essays. That's my new niche. Get your own, actually.
You're earning more money than I am! At least I've gotta assume.
10 because it made me sad and people laughed at me
Just got kicked out of a crime scene for slipping on a pool of blood trying to chase a stray cat that wouldn't let me pet it ama
Most intriguing...Leaving it to my imagination, so I may conjure my own bird. You truly are most charitable, Mr. Dracon.
See I Have But That Would Just Get More Of Their Blood Everywhere And Of Course Everyone Is Always “ Kanaya You Like Blood You Should Drink That ” As A Means Of Cleaning It Up. And I Do Not Want To. Because It Tastes Very Gross
Its Less That And More The Individual Is Under The Impression Their Blood Is Very Tasty And Offers It To Me Constantly, And Despite My Subtle Rebuttals They Continue To Give Me Heaping Amounts Of It That End Up Going To Waste Because It Tastes Like, As Eloquently As I Can Put It, Absolutely Disgraceful Grubshit
Am I Being Asked Or Is This Like A Volunteer Sort Of Deal. I Have Already Been Burned Once Volunteering
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
that was before ok
They say all press is good press.
yeah, #cancelcrocker
they want to eat us
Is t)(eir name Amber Sweet? 3B)
slams fist on the table. i am so bad at the 8 letter words on wordless. completely fucked it up.
i havent crucked since i was a kid. crake? gunked. idk.
OWWWW-UH!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! every damn night i get on this app and reply at 1000000 chitts just to shill for my firm. this practice has netted me a nonzero amount of clients though and it is the most free advertising that caegars can't buy (i mean, i guess they can, but that's not what i'm doing with them) so i guess i will keep doing this
A classic type of dread to feel. Sorry to hear it, though.
Existential Dread, on my end! What about you?
The off-brand Mirthamaniacs have been all over the timeline, Mr. Dracon, its truly quite dire.
Oh I do not believe I am familiar with these montages. You have much to teach me, it would seem, Mr. Dracon.
I got out of the elevator.
Ah, and you didn't even need my help! Truly a man of means.
Hm. Wise words.
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Okay this was already a mistake, there is not only alts of myself here(gross) but also what appears to be frogs too. Worst of both worlds.
Someone got piss in their cheerios this morning. 🙄
Love is a lie they try to sell you to keep you from what's truly important. Business.
I'm stepping away for a while. Don't blow up the website while I'm gone.
Don't talk to me.
Did y0u kn0w that when y0u repress all 0f y0ur wants ans needs y0u cry a l0t
Bury y0ur em0ti0ns > decide t0 be brave and st0p hiding> experience a single desire > experience deep shame and humiliati0n > repeat ad nauseum
Currently feeling: shame
lol wond3r who th3 poor dumbass was j33z im jitt3ry...
You mock my plight? I thought we we had an understanding.
Yyou rremind mme of a guy I used tto kknow nnamed e...Edward I tthink?~<
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Mh. Out of ammo for the Typewriter. ]
b bloodlines a are s stupid.
Uh Oh. Someone's Chassis hasn't been maintained. That someone might be me.
bitches l0ve that fl0rescent lights give me a panic attack.