♦ pitied by @downcastDaylight
I'm back where I started. What the fuck kind of directions are that?
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
ANY UGLY WOMEN NEED PROTECTING TOO? ANY UGLY MEN WANNA WRESTLE? ANY REGULAR CREATURES WANNA SHARE FRIES?
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
i can never tell whether you're coming on to me or insulting me.
TRUTH NUKE. I DESERVE HATE. MONEY. NOOK. AND BULGE.
no felt member deserves pity or mercy. that includes the handmaid.
you look stupid-er.
i'm smart like that.
⚇ dawg this is the most hard hitting journalism i ever seen ⚇
WE SHOULD KILL MORE CELEBRITIES. #VIOLENCE
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
What. I don't know. Video essays. No, not video essays. That's my new niche. Get your own, actually.
You're earning more money than I am! At least I've gotta assume.
10 because it made me sad and people laughed at me
Just got kicked out of a crime scene for slipping on a pool of blood trying to chase a stray cat that wouldn't let me pet it ama
things that are terrible tØ clean up. lemØn curd in carpet. ash in carpet.
Most intriguing...Leaving it to my imagination, so I may conjure my own bird. You truly are most charitable, Mr. Dracon.
if i am needed. i will be cleaning. and then sleeping.
See I Have But That Would Just Get More Of Their Blood Everywhere And Of Course Everyone Is Always “ Kanaya You Like Blood You Should Drink That ” As A Means Of Cleaning It Up. And I Do Not Want To. Because It Tastes Very Gross
Its Less That And More The Individual Is Under The Impression Their Blood Is Very Tasty And Offers It To Me Constantly, And Despite My Subtle Rebuttals They Continue To Give Me Heaping Amounts Of It That End Up Going To Waste Because It Tastes Like, As Eloquently As I Can Put It, Absolutely Disgraceful Grubshit
Am I Being Asked Or Is This Like A Volunteer Sort Of Deal. I Have Already Been Burned Once Volunteering
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
that was before ok
They say all press is good press.
yeah, #cancelcrocker
they want to eat us
Is t)(eir name Amber Sweet? 3B)
slams fist on the table. i am so bad at the 8 letter words on wordless. completely fucked it up.
i havent crucked since i was a kid. crake? gunked. idk.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! every damn night i get on this app and reply at 1000000 chitts just to shill for my firm. this practice has netted me a nonzero amount of clients though and it is the most free advertising that caegars can't buy (i mean, i guess they can, but that's not what i'm doing with them) so i guess i will keep doing this
A classic type of dread to feel. Sorry to hear it, though.
The off-brand Mirthamaniacs have been all over the timeline, Mr. Dracon, its truly quite dire.
Oh I do not believe I am familiar with these montages. You have much to teach me, it would seem, Mr. Dracon.
I got out of the elevator.
Ah, and you didn't even need my help! Truly a man of means.
Hm. Wise words.
Okay this was already a mistake, there is not only alts of myself here(gross) but also what appears to be frogs too. Worst of both worlds.
Someone got piss in their cheerios this morning. 🙄
Love is a lie they try to sell you to keep you from what's truly important. Business.
I'm stepping away for a while. Don't blow up the website while I'm gone.
Don't talk to me.
Did y0u kn0w that when y0u repress all 0f y0ur wants ans needs y0u cry a l0t
Bury y0ur em0ti0ns > decide t0 be brave and st0p hiding> experience a single desire > experience deep shame and humiliati0n > repeat ad nauseum
lol wond3r who th3 poor dumbass was j33z im jitt3ry...
You mock my plight? I thought we we had an understanding.
Yyou rremind mme of a guy I used tto kknow nnamed e...Edward I tthink?~<
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Mh. Out of ammo for the Typewriter. ]
b bloodlines a are s stupid.
Uh Oh. Someone's Chassis hasn't been maintained. That someone might be me.
bitches l0ve that fl0rescent lights give me a panic attack.