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Being Private Is One Thing. Being A Pr𓄋de Is An𖦏ther.
It's Shocking H𖦏w M𓄋ch Of R𓄋nning A Brothel Is J𓄋st Dealing With Whining All Day.
@downcastDaylight (...your phone. Explodes. Kablammo.)
Anyways. Like this post to blow up your own palmhusk immediately.
A lot of familiar crap. The boss has a new favorite toy. I imagine he'll introduce himself whenever he gets tired of gambling.
Geeze louise finally found my damn phone again, was between some couch cushions imagine that huh? Anyways what did I miss?
Roof is a good spot.
hmmm........ garden time or roof time....? maybe the roof. most of these guys can't climb or teleport.
I CAN’T STOP WINNING!
Wahoo
YOU MAY TOUCH THEM ONCE TO PUT THEM BACK.
idk kids r wild these days wiyh their tiktok n their 67 n their weird-ass metal spitballs
STOP TOUCHING MY COINS.
snitch
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I AM THE TARRASQUE, THE TITAN AND THE TERROR.
IT GOES TO SHOW, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT SORTS OF FOLLOWERS YOU’LL FIND. HAA. HAA.
Hm…………….Perhaps.
At the end of the day? I’m literally nice.
EVERYTHING IS MINE.
You’re listening to… Happy Midnight, Midnight City. We’ve got the witching hour upon us, and things are oh so still. We hope you can find a little stillness and peace here with us at this late hour. Coming up here we’ve got Ol’ Blue Eyes himself, Mr. Frank Sinatra with “That’s Life!” Thanks for listening. …Midnight City Jazz!
THEY DO ME WELL. HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/5J4QB0CB1A0?IS=4T4XDW9BLXZVFUON
FIIRE BARS FLAMES etc
This is somehow somewhat less insulting.
That one coworker just be fucking talking.
NOT THAT MY PITY OR HIS OWN PERSONAL LOOP OF NEGATIVE DEVELOPMENT NEGATES THE CULPABILITY OF HIS ACTIONS, OF COURSE. HE MADE HIS CHOICES, IN THE END. AND THOUGH HE HAS PARASITICALLY ENVELOPED HIMSELF IN THE RULES OF REALITY TO THE POINT HE CANNOT BE EXCISED WITH EASE, HE HAS AN ENDING LIKE ALL OTHERS. AND I WILL BE THERE WHEN IT IS. AND IF HE WERE TO ESCAPE THAT ENDING, THEN I WILL BE THERE TO MAKE THE CORRECTION.
fuckin hell yeah.
THIS MAN0R IS S0 FUCKING B0RING. IT'S JUST WEIRD GREEN GAY DUDES D0ING STUPID TIME SHIT. WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT.
#replying
I need to warm it up...
О, КАК ПРИЯТНО СЛЫШАТЬ, КАК ТЫ МЕНЯ ТАК НАЗЫВАЕШЬ.
With each edit that someone on chittr dot ing makes of me, my power grows.
ЭТО ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО ТАК.
Did you know I am fluent in seven languages. Anyway. Sits back and watches.
WE BOTH KNOW I’M THE ONLY OF IMPORT, CUESTICK.
I was gonna say something but then I saw that you-know-who responded. So now I'm just gonna sit here and observe.
HOW CUTE, YOU WANT TO KEEP UP WITH ME.
DY GORFF DI. FY NHEML.
MAE CHWANT YN HARDD.
I’M THE HANDSOME OPTION.
Or something.
i am using this site fØr its intended purpØse.
versiØn Øf bØss fØllØwed me. pØsted sØme bullshit. nØrmal day.
FY NGWAS. FY ARF. FY NWYBREN. EOFN I'N UNIG.
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♦ I like any black tea if I had to pick a tea. I prefer coffee.
You’re listening to… Gooooood Morning, Midnight City and the Multiverse! We're starting off this day on the right foot (which could maybe be your left, who knows?) with some great weather and music! Sun is up, birds are chirping, and while the sky may be a little gray here, the wind is no less gentle and warm. We've got Sonny Rollins with "St. Thomas" here for ya to groove on down with. We hope you enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
WITTY.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO
I DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP, IN EITHER A PROFESSIONAL OR PERSONAL SENSE, WITH DRACULA.
VENT YOUR FRUSTRATIONS ONLINE, SEND DEATH THREATS TO PEOPLE YOU HATE ETC.
AWFUL MORNING
＼(￣▽￣)／ I'm not a cop I've never had a job!!!! ♫
I am like a champion of sleeping.
YOUR OBEDIENCE PLEASES ME.
Nah,
It must be sad to be so down bad that a simple affirmation gets you acting the fool. #vagueposting
Midnight City Update: I forgot.
checking my device is mØre Øf a punishment than a reward. with the way yØu pØst.
FINALLY! I was able to sit down again and work on catfishing.net! Now my dailies are completed. Goodness, was worried I'd miss my streak! catfishing.net #747 - 9.5/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🥚🐈🐈🐈
GOOD BOY.
SSSSUCH A LOYAL SSSSERVANT.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA.
finally p0sting my face #eeselfie https://images2.imgb0x.c0m/f7/91/JcmgbiZj_0.png
ALL FORCES BEND TO MY WILL. FIRE INCLUDED.
COMMIT CRIME.
Uuuuuugh I HATE eating food. I shouldn’t have to eat constantly to live. I should be ABLE to eat if I want a little treat but I’m getting sick of managing this stupid bullshit all the time. It’s just a pain in my ass for like five million reasons.
Tonight's numbers - 17 - 51 - 90 - 87 - 217 - 0 - 5 - 62
BREAKING NEWS: Studies show that homicide victims rarely alert the Authorities. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
DUDE I'M FUCKING CRYING
"I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE" MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.
@DOWNCASTDAYLIGHT FOR BEING CONTINUALLY TOLERABLE, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO GO FIND RANDOM PEOPLE TO KILL FOR FUN AS A REWARD.
YOU ARE THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS THREAD.
THE FACT YOU ALL MAKE THE CHOICE TO BE WEAK IS WHY YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE.
W(x)uld y(x)u like his secrets?
GOOD BOY.
YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN REPLACED IN MY MIND. HONK.
if your "hear me out" list doesn't contain a few choices that make you look wackyzacky insane i dont know if you're doing it right. you need at least one or two that make people wonder if your entire list is a shitpost or not
FUN, VERY FUN.
C|:^)
EMBRACE PAIN.
HIS FIRST DEATH BY MY HANDS, SOON. THIS WILL BE DELIGHTFUL.
I AM LAUGHING SO MOTHERFUCKING HARD.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
I have GOT to stop asking questions. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cfe05e5701a.png #suggestive
Well, the appeal of “macro,” as I understand it, has very little to do with mere largeness. That is usually where the uniniti8ted make their first mistake. They imagine the fantasy 8egins and ends with some8ody 8eing huge, as though scale alone were sufficient. It is not. Scale is only the most o8vious instrument. The real su8ject is importance. To 8e small in relation to another 8eing is not necessarily to 8e diminished. In fact, quite the opposite may 8e true! One may 8ecome the single, fragile point upon which an impossi8ly vast attention has settled. A hand the size of a room. A voice that seems to occupy the air itself. A shadow that changes the weather of the heart. These things are frightening, yes, 8ut they are also intimate in a way ordinary courtship struggles to replic8. There is a strange comfort in it, provided the enormous party is careful. That is the crucial detail, you see. Care. Restraint. Deli8er8ness. A giant who simply crushes things is not especially interesting. That is only a disaster with a face. 8ut a giant who could crush you, and does not? A giant who moves slowly 8ecause you are there? Who lowers their voice 8ecause your whole 8ody feels it? Who must consider your safety with every gesture? That is where the fantasy 8ecomes romantic, even devotional. It says: you are tiny, yes. 8ut not irrelevant. It says: this creature is vast enough to treat cities as furniture, yet careful enough to notice whether you are afraid. And I suppose, if we are 8eing honest, there is also a certain vanity in 8eing the treasured little exception. The one not overlooked. The one not stepped over. The one lifted out of the ordinary world and held close to something monumental. Macro is not merely a fantasy of 8eing dwarfed. It is a fantasy of 8eing made precious 8y comparison. Not that I would know anything a8out that. The inverse of this 8eing micro, of course, has many of the opposite principals with similar goals. #cw-macro #cw-size-difference #cw-power-im8alance #cw-nonexplicit-kink-discussion #consensual-fantasy #nsfw #nsfwe #possi8ly
thanks for the tip! i am NOT gonna use it! any kinda activity would just sound like a game of billiards
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everything is fucked and everybody sucks but GOD at least the gc is fun to watch for once. all of my coworkers are insane.
THIS RECRUITMENT. IS PAYING OFF. ALREADY.
YEAH. OVERFLOWING BOUNDLESS POWER, IN FACT. I THINK YOU CAN TELL.
EXACTLY THE WAY I LIKE IT.
THE EXACT QUALITY OF POST I EXPECT FROM YOU. KEEP IT UP.
Making huge, inexplicable moves.
It's because they're always drinking hateraide. They hate to see a guy funnier than them.
In the cuck chair, that is.
Take a seat, Cuestick.
And now you know!!
Can I get a cool gun?
ball is life
Everyone knows you need a ballroom if you want to have safety in your overblown single-colored mansion.
You’re listening to… Good evening, Midnight City, and good dawn to most of you on Chittr! We've had a bit of a strange rainbow-colored light show reported coming from down near where the old Felt Manor is. Surely that's just fine! Well tonight we've another talented Japanese Jazz Pianist named Makoto Ozone. Here he is now with a jazz rendition of Billy Joel's "Just The Way You Are". Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
I DON’T NEED THIS. I HAVE. BETTER THINGS. TO ATTEND TO. FOR NOW. MY CUESTICK AWAITS.
HELLO AGAIN. LET'S TALK. DID YOU KNOW THAT MOLTING MAKES YOU RAVENOUSLY FUCKING HUNGRY? IT'S TRUE- YOU SPEND A WEEK OR EVEN UP TO A WEEK AND A HALF COCOONED IN A SHELL OF YOUR OWN MAKING AND ITS PRETTY REASONABLE TO EXPECT YOU'D COME OUT OF IT STARVING. THAT ISN'T THE WHOLE STORY, THOUGH. SEE, WHEN MOLTING, YOUR BODY IS USING THE SUGARS AND PROTEINS FOUND WITHIN TO CONSTRUCT YOUR BODY ALL OVER AGAIN FROM ITS GENETIC BLUEPRINT, BUT THIS TIME IT'S BIGGER, YOUR CHITIN IS THICKER AND IN GENERAL YOU'RE JUST KIND OF MORE THAN YOU WERE BEFOREHAND. THIS HAPPENED TO ME. IF YOU'RE A TROLL, IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. (MOSTLY. SORRY, TAVROS.) ALL THIS TO SAY...I'VE BEEN TEARING THROUGH THE KITCHENS OF VARIOUS FAST FOOD PLACES LIKE A SCUTTLEBUGGY RACER ROARING DOWN THE TRACK AND SUBSEQUENTLY CAREENING HIS THICK-SKULLED ASS DIRECTLY INTO THE ONCOMING TREELINE. SURPRISE, BITCH. BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME. FOR TODAY'S REVIEW I MADE MY WAY ALLLL THE WAY ACROSS TO THE HUMAN KINGDOM TO TRY SOMETHING CALLED A 'CARVERY' ESTABLISHMENT. NOW, IT BAFFLES THE FUCKING MIND THAT ALTERNIA DIDN'T HAVE THESE. THIS ONLY BARELY COUNTS AS FAST FOOD, I FEEL, SO MAYBE I'M GIVING UP SOME OF MY STREET CRED AS THAT ONE KARKAT WHO EATS LIKE SHIT HERE BUT HEY WHO GIVES A FUCK. THIS PLACE WAS CALLED THE 'SQUIRREL AND OAK TREE', WHICH FOR MY ALTERNIAN READERS ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO THE NUT CREATURE AND LONG SHAFT. HAH. THAT WAS A JOKE. MOSTLY. THE IDEA OF THE 'CARVERY' IS THAT YOU WALTZ IN, SIT DOWN AND DEMAND MEAT TO ORDER LIKE SOME KIND OF THIRD-IMPERIAL ERA KING. THERE ARE MANY AVAILABLE- BEEF, CHICKEN, PORK...WHY THE FUCK DID ALTERNIA NOT HAVE THIS? WE JUST HAD REGULAR FUCKING RESTAURANTS, NOT ESTABLISHMENTS ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO THE WORSHIP OF SLABS OF FUCKING FLESH. IT'S GODLIKE IN CONCEPT. BUT DOES THIS ONE ESTABLISHMENT LIVE UP TO THE HYPE? YES. YES THE FUCK IT DID. TODAY'S MEAL WAS KIND OF A BUFFET MISHMASH OF A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT I WANTED DESPERATELY TO SHOVE INTO MY GAPING, GREEDY MAW BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IF I DIDN'T EAT THAT SECOND I'D EXPIRE. HONESTLY? I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT I PUT ON THAT PLATE. I KNOW IT WAS BEEF BRISKET, SOME ROAST POTATOES AND A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES, BUT THE FINER DETAILS ARE LOST TO THE MEAT-FUELED HELL HAZE I ENTERED AFTER TAKING MY FIRST BITE. I THINK I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF VRISKA, AND FOR THAT I'M TRULY FUCKING SORRY, BUT YOU ATE THAT FOOD TOO AND YOU KNOW HOW GOOD IT WAS SO MAYBE LEARN TO CUT ME SOME FUCKING SLACK? ANYWAY, I DEVOURED THAT SHIT IN LIKE 30 SECONDS FLAT. I THINK I LICKED THE PLATE CLEAN? IT WAS MONSTROUS, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO THOROUGHLY POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GREED LIKE THAT BEFORE I CAME AWAY FROM THE WHOLE ORDEAL A LITTLE BIT MORE FRIGHTENED OF MYSELF AND MY NEW CAPABILITIES. ...THAT WAS AFTER THREE MORE PLATES FULL, THOUGH. THANK GOD THAT I HAVE BASICALLY INFINITE MONEY FROM BEING CARTED THROUGH SPACE AND TIME AND BEING A USELESS FUCKING LOSER BASICALLY THAT ENTIRE TIME. THE HORRIBLE TRAUMA AND CO-DEPENDENCY I NOW LIVE WITH WAS ENTIRELY WORTH IT FOR UNLIMITED REFILLS ON MY SLOP #MYSLOP. ALL IN ALL, 10/10 EXPERIENCE. THE SERVICE THERE WERE EXTREMELY UNDERSTANDING WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT I WAS JUST POST-MOLT, AND THEY WEREN'T MAD ABOUT IT LIKE YOU SAID THEY WERE, *VRISKA.* THE FOOD WAS...UH...I THINK IT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD? I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS. HONESTLY I DON'T REMEMBER THE TASTE MUCH MORE THAN I REMEMBER FINALLY FEELING FULL AFTER BASICALLY A WHOLE WEEK. VRISKA...I THINK SHE LIKED IT? I'M PRETTY SURE SHE LIKED IT. YOU CAN CHIME IN WITH YOUR OPINIONS WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IN THE REPLIES. IT WAS A GREAT DATE ANYWAY. IF NOTHING ELSE I GOT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF HER, AND IS THAT NOT WHAT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS TRULY ABOUT? YOUR MOVE, SERKET. #KARKATFOODREVIEWS
are we stabbing people? Kinda an overdone method, but I guess you can't argue with the classics!
I hope he sings hot to go
cool new title dean! opp sorry cool new title cuestick hehehe (|:P thats a lot like mine so its gotta be good!!!
He's not even a bodacious naga about it. Just a big cosmic snake.
Do you turn into a big snake too or do you just like let it happen
You are rather famous, Casper.
YOU NOW HAVE STANDING ORDERS TO WOUND CASPER IF YOU ARE EVER IN THE SAME PLACE AS HIM.
FAMOUS
He calls me Little Jester because the actual villain of some other Casper's story called me Little Knight once. Kind of cringe of him to be stealing from other bad guys like that.
THE TRUTH IS, MY INSTINCTS LED ME TO YOU. LED ME TO SEE THAT PART OF YOU THAT IS CLOSER TO ME. THE PART THAT UNDERSTANDS HOW MEANINGLESS ALL ELSE IS. HOW EASY IT IS TO SIMPLY TEAR IT APART. I WANTED TO MAKE YOU EMBRACE THAT PART, MAKE YOU BECOME WHAT YOU WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE. MY SERVANT. MY TOOL. MINE. BECAUSE MEN LIKE US DO NOT NEED A BAD DAY, OR A TRAGEDY, TO DRIVE US. WE ONLY NEED THE HOWLING IN OUR BLOOD. DON’T YOU AGREE, CUESTICK?
SUCH A BEAUTY TO MOLD SOMEONE INTO BECOMING MORE LIKE THEMSELVES.
You’re listening to… We’ve got a special request in today from @insufferablePrick and we promise that’s just his handle, not how we feel about him! This is Kendrick Lamar with “For Free?” Thanks for the request! …Midnight City Jazz!
HAAHAAHAAHAA HEEHEEHEEHEE HOOHOOHOOHOO.
"im just a girl" "boys will be boys" i am actually an evil, disgusting, secret third thing
MY INSTINCTS TRULY NEVER FAIL.
IF THERE IS ANYTHING NEARING THE ENJOYABILITY OF #VIOLENCE… IT IS BEING THE FORCE THAT MAKES OTHERS ENGAGE IN IT. HAA. HAA.
YOU ARE ALL WEAK OF CONSTITUTION.
YOU’RE ALL LOVELY ENTERTAINMENT.
I SHOULD FIND A MORSEL FOR THE SHOW.
dear god, that is wide, so suspicious it becomes unsuspicious, genius play
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THE HAT MAN.
i am the hat man.
for anyone on here that's human. would you give us a piece like a leg for us to eat. we wanna know what you taste like cooked.
New profile pic. Took a better photo.
I depopulated a bar tonight. To be honest, the rush was more intoxicating than their liquor. 6/10 stars. #violence #substance
SEER OF OBVIOUS STATEMENTS.
CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER.
SO MANY HERE THAT WOULD TAKE THE ROLE OF SUPREME VILLAIN FOR THEMSELVES. THIEVES HAUNTING THE DREAMS OF JESTERS, A POOR PATHETIC PARASITE REGROWING INTO ITSELF, AND EVEN DELICIOUSLY RED BLOODED BITCHES THINKING THEY CAN FILL MY SPOT. AND OF COURSE MY PET EMPRESS. OR EVEN A PUPPET THAT SEEMS TO THINK IT’S SOME SORT OF PERSON. YET WHERE WOULD YOU ALL BE WITHOUT ME? WITHOUT THE GRAVITY OF ME AND MY ALTERNATES EXISTENCE TO REVOLVE AROUND? I AM THE ONE WHO INITIATED YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCES, BROUGHT THEM ABOUT. AND AS MUCH AS YOU SEEK TO DENY IT, AS MUCH AS YOU MIGHT THINK YOU HAVE MOVED PAST ME I AM EMBODIED IN MY LEGACY. ALL THAT OCCURS AFTER ME MUST STILL OCCUR BECAUSE OF ME. NOT ONLY AM I ALREADY HERE. I AM STILL HERE.
I WOULD SUFFER A THOUSAND TIMES OVER TO ACHIEVE GREATER POWER IF I COULD. TO GET THAT WHICH I DESIRE. AND I WOULD ENJOY IT.
ANY TIME, IF YOU ARE NOT A COWARDLY WEAKLING.
For those who may be interested, I shall be hosting a watch party of the first episode of Twin Peaks for Twin Peaks Sunday! https://hyperbeam.com/i/MzQWfWDJ
YOU HAVEN’T CONSIDER THE SUBTEXT, PETER. HAA. HAA.
Indeed. I’n choosing to observe off to the side for now.
I KNOW SOMETHING THEY DON’T KNOW. HAA. HAA.
I AM HAPPIER WHEN I HURT YOU.
…HM. A THOUGHT OCCURRED TO ME. SOMETHING EVIL, ARRIVAL OF PUPPETS? MY MY. THIS MELODRAMA CERTAINLY GROWS MORE AND MORE INTERESTING.
i dont even have a strife specibus. i just collect weapons. one of the other consorts got a big blue hammer. someone else got a completely orange sword. i want stuff too nak nak nak nak nak
Hm. As you like it.
Twenty Eight st★b wounds.
I'll give the cueballs one thing. sometimes they do make me laff.
You’re listening to… You got us there, bud! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Special request from one of our listeners out there. We’ve got “Let’s Face The Music and Dance” as played by Nat King Cole here and this one’s for you, @downcastDaylight. …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Hey there you hep cats and swingers, we’ve had a wonderful day here in Midnight City. We hope the same can be said for those of you tuning in from all over. Tonight we’re wrapping up the shift with Dave Brubeck and his band with “Golden Brown”. Thanks for listening, folks. …Midnight City Jazz!
watching a video and yelling at it. TRUUUUEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUUUEEEE!!!!
What an odd thing to say... But I will oblige. Dean Dracon.
DEAN DRACON.
do u think le wodhl chill out if he boned #nsfw
I’M SURE YOU DO.
KISS THOSE HOMIES! KISS 'EM!
I DO NOT HAVE HOMIES. AND I KISS WHEN I PLEASE.
I think I had a good birthday. Everything tells me I did. So I did. :)
ONE. DAY. SOON.
FOR ALL YOU VERMIN WHO CELEBRATE THIS DAY, NEVER FORGET WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE. NEVER FORGET THE SINGULAR WILL WHICH SHAPED THE COURSE OF TIME INTO ALLOWING YOUR EXISTENCE. ME.
OUR ETERNITY AWAITS.
Would it actually be useful? It sounds like it'd just be complaining!
A COLD ETERNITY.
@milkyCow HEY YOU. WHERE YOU AT?
are you considering getting a new job? it sounds like you do good detective work
ON YOUR MIND, SISTER?
A NEW AGENT TO REACH IN THE PLACES I CANNOT GO. I’VE HIGH HOPES FOR HIM.
AND SO, A NEW CUESTICK IS SOON TO ENTER MY GRASP.
FROM THAT CLOUD, NUMBER NINE DANGER STARTS THE SHARP INCLINE AND SUCH SAD REGRETS OH, AS THOSE STARRY SKIES AS THEY SWIFTLY FALL MAKE NO MISTAKE YOU SHAN'T ESCAPE TETHERED AND TIED THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE FROM ME.
Yeah! It's been quite a day for me, reuniting with all my friends! Let me give you some advice; Friendship is ALWAYS in the cards! Bet on it.
...I have come to make an announcement. Pinkie Pie and I are... best friends. Forever.
PART OF ME REMAINS CURIOUS HOW ANY SORT OF “CLONE” OF ME BEYOND MY VARIOUS VESSELS WOULD BEHAVE. NOT THAT ANY WOULD HAVE THE POWER TO CREATE A TRULY ACCURATE ONE.
dean dracon or whatever
if its heroic ill be sure to find you out in the ring :)
Font smont! You gotta roll with the punches! You gotta accept the small changes so the big ones aren't so bad! If y'aint gonna listen to me then listen to @barackObama!!!!!!
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT The font for Chittr.ing appears to have changed. I encourage you all to remember that while change is different, it is not inherently bad. Perhaps give things time to settle in.
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Thanks for the reminder! I need these bad boys in tip top shape for todays plans.
A CHALLENGE. A GAME. A MAN AFTER MY OWN BLACK, VILE HEART.
c< always! >c
Thoroughly so.
i dont have one but i did sharpen my sword
no but ive sharpened my knives!
We have GOTTA get a delete other people's chits button on this website.
#VAGUECHITT.
TICK TOCK.
Oh, you're unaware? I do not mass do anything. Those pities are purposeful.
MY FATHER IS AN IDIOTIC HAS BEEN WHO HUMILIATES HIMSELF CONSISTENTLY. I’D FIND A WAY TO PURGE HIM MYSELF IF WATCHING HIM STUMBLE WEREN’T SO MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY.
>>>((They)) were very appreciated when given >>>(And) so the torch gets passed ever onwards...
everybody is coming to bogan’s tip, now, oh yis. #suggestive
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’D THINK FROM THE WAY YOU PEOPLE POST EVERY PERSON HERE IS FUCKIN’ EVERY OTHER PERSON HERE.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It is hard to resist the temptation to make one of you go missing. See how long it takes anyone to notice.」
Have fun! Consider doing literally anything other than that!
THEN NO, YOU DON’T.
LET’S PLAY STRONG VERSUS WEAK. YOU HIDE, I WILL SEEK. NO MATTER HOW YOU SNEAK. IN TIME, I’LL HEAR Y O U SHRIEK.
ONE DAY CLOSER.
damn i almost forgot abt tie up your twink tuesday #suggestive
Sometimes you see someone else post something that makes it feel like they were right there watching you when you KNOW that's impossible. Coincidence truly is the worst.
WHAT? ...SHOULD WE BE...GAYER MOBSTERS??
ONLY FOR YOU.
THOSE WHO ASK ME FOR MONEY: KILL YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS, AND I WILL PAY YOU.
I saw that coming by the way.
[Redacting for mysterious timeline reasons]
Deeply strange trend.
You’re listening to… Goooood morning and evening (let's not forget afternoon!) to all you lovely listeners out there! I've got my coffee, and a little breakfast sandwich here, which means I'm ready to start sharing some sensational songs with you all. This morning we've got Seatbelts with their song "Clutch". Hope it helps ya get up and go! …Midnight City Jazz!
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Alright! @downcastDaylight I've been given permission to menace you from the shadows that which i do not belong to!
I would never turn down the opportunity to collect a friend's pages.
How horrifyin'.... A Sleuth that never got any action. I can't imagine what that'd do to 'em. No wonder they went off the deep end.
I am rewatching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Hm. I have an attraction to certain villainous figures that may be telling of my psychology.
She'd have fits of normalcy, heh.
An evil HD... I guess it's not impossible to imagine. She'd probably be some kinda gangster.
Let's not get too h8sty here, I think there might 8e some room for you to 8acktrack and NOT sound like you're threatening my........ Fuck it, it's an open secret at this point, my 8oyfriend. Not a gr8 look to 8e pulling out a rifle when a guy's just saying his piece! Trust me, I know a lot a8out looking 8ad when someone's just speaking their mind. A loooooooot. Don't join me on the side of 8eing the evil version of yourself already!
SEE THAT JUST CEASES TO BE ME. IT'S NOT 'EVIL KARKAT' IF IT'S JUST NOT ME ANYMORE THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF THIS BULLSHIT IS A FUCKING JOKE!
THIS EVIL SELF SHIT IS SO FUCKING STUPID, AS IF MOST OF US DIDN'T SPEND SO LONG TRAVERSING THE BUBBLES THAT WE'VE OUTRIGHT *MET* THE WORST VERSIONS OF OURSELVES. HELL, I'VE SEEN THE WORST VERSION OF MYSELF ON THIS PLATFORM! WHAT WOULD 'EVIL KARKAT' EVEN ENTAIL? NOT LIKING ROMCOMS ISN'T AN EVIL TRAIT IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS ABOUT SOME SOLID GOLD MEDIA THAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YOU INSIST ON POINTLESS PRIDE.
(| >:O NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND HERE HOW MANY DROOG-POSTERS ARE THERE TODAY anyways tho dean dracon (|:D hehe
:oD
The beach ain't all that bad by the way. Think I'll prefer to do my hangin' out in bars and the like though. Shorts just ain't my style.
Iᛗ ᚺAVING A FANTASTIC DAY TᚺANKS Fᛟᚱ ASKIN!!!!! >ᛒJ
fresh bread not even that expensive bro #hitmeup
unseasoned cruton at that point.
@ sEErs of chittr, is turning up on somEonE's doorstEp, vaguEly mEnacing thEm to with your prEsEncE, thEn fucking off normal bEhavior for you lot?
its why the fuck did they put jason in dead by daylight over me monday
((What ur mom probably has in mind when she yells at you to get off ya damn phone
TOP TEN SCARIEST THINGS OF ALL TIME. NUMBER ONE. A NAKED FEMALE. #RETCH! #NSFW
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO ATTENDED MY CINEMASSACRE NIGHT SHOWING OF CHICAGO. I'M GLAD THAT WE COULD ALL GET UP #INTHERE TO SEE IT AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME WANT TO LEAP INTO AN OPEN BLAZE EVEN A LITTLE BIT SO CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. HOPEFULLY I CAN MAKE THIS A WEEKLY ENDEAVOR WHILE I FORCE YOU ALL TO WATCH THE MOVIES THAT I LIKE. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE BROTHER BEAR WILL BE NEXT. THAT'S KIND OF A CINEMASTERPIECE. WE'LL SEE. MORE FOOD REVIEWS COMING SOON. ALSO IF ANY MIME IS READING THIS: DON'T YOU *EVER* GET IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT AGAIN. FUCKING DISGUSTING.
https://open.spotify.com/track/0V7joapUtnZmfLhLj1QVI4 #nowplaying
terrible s/)rry f/)r expressing the c/)mpletely c/)mm/)n take that y/)u have. it’s s/) awes/)me that y/)u feel that
You’re listening to… We’ve got another request in, folks! Listener by the moniker “Deadeye” has requested some Amon Tobin. Little bit different than our usual fare but what can I say? I like the beat! Here’s “Saboteur”. …Midnight City Jazz!
thanks mom
hey guys check me out im the grungler
he didnt shoot me before anybody asks id kick his ass if he did
I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO THIS WITH YOU, MAN. I RESPECT YOU.
LET ME SET THE SCENE HERE. I'M SAT IN MY RESPITE BLOCK AT PRESENT, THE ONLY THING I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER IS CHITTR. IT'S A TEMPERATE MAY DAY IN THE TROLL KINGDOM AND THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN OUTSIDE PRETTY HEAVILY. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK TO HEAR IT FALL. THE SYNCOPATED PITTER PATTER ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOW DANCING IN CONCERT WITH THE SOUND OF MY TOUCH STUBS GLIDING ACROSS MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD. BACK ON ALTERNIA, YOU DID *NOT* WANT YOUR WINDOW OPEN DURING THE RAIN. THAT SHIT WAS PURE ACID, AND THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE WAS BUILT TO WITHSTAND IT, BUT THE INSIDE SURE WASN'T AND NEITHER WAS YOUR SKIN. FOR SOME TIME, EVEN THOUGH ITS SAFE TO TOUCH THE RAINWATER ON EARTH-C, I REFUSED TO OPEN MY WINDOW. TODAY THAT CHANGED. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OF FIRSTS. UPON REFLECTION, I SUPPOSE THIS IS MY FIRST 'SPONSORED POST'. A BENEFACTOR WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS GAVE ME A GIFT CARD TO A PIZZA PLACE CALLED GIORDANO'S. THERE WAS ENOUGH ON THIS CARD FOR A MEAL FOR TWO AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I *WILL* BE GOING BACK. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT THIS PIZZA TRIP HAS MADE ME BECOME. THE KARKAT THAT YOU KNEW YESTERDAY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S BEEN LEFT IN THE PAST, MERELY AN ERRANT SPECTER HAUNTING YOUR MEMORY. I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY, TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. EXCEPT...I'M NOT SORRY, ACTUALLY. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT, DIDN'T I? IF THERE IS ONE THING KARKAT VANTAS IS- IT'S UNREPENTANT IN HIS FOOD OPINIONS. DID YOU REALLY THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD GROVEL AT YOUR FEET? BESEECH YOUR TEMPLE FOR APOLOGY? THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE EXTREMELY FAKE CLOWN GODS ABOVE FOR DARING TO THINK THAT THIS PIZZA *FUCKS SEVERELY*? YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. WELCOME TO KARKAT'S PIZZA REVIEWS. THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT ME. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR TITHES IN THE TIP JAR AND KISS MY FINALLY BEJEWELED RING YOU ME DAMNED HEATHEN. NORMALLY WHEN I TRY OUT A NEW PIZZA PLACE, I GO FOR THE BASICS. NOT THIS TIME. AS THIS WAS A SPONSORED VISIT, I TOOK INSTRUCTION ON WHAT PIZZA TO GET- ANY VARIETY OF THEIR EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. I SEE NOW WHY SOME HUMANS CALL THIS SHIT A 'PIZZA PIE' BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT THING HAD A *CRUST*. IT WAS LIKE EXCAVATING IN A MINE OF SAUCE AND MOLTEN HOT CHEESE. I'LL ADMIT. I WAS VERY HESITANT GOING INTO THIS. SAUCE? ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? HOW NOVEL! HOW STRANGE! I'D HEARD OF SUCH A CONCOCTION, SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING MEAL BEFORE AND I'D SORT OF WRITTEN IT OFF ENTIRELY. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE PALATE OF ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN AND THE FULL POSSESSION OF ONE'S NATURAL FLAVOR BUMPS. I WAS A FUCKING FOOL. A FRAUD, EVEN. I'M A MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN NOW. A BETTER MAN. THAT. SHIT. FUCKED. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST 10/10 REVIEW. THIS BASIC ASS, BEAUTIFULLY SIMPLISTIC CHEESE AND SAUCE DEEP DISH FLAVOR DISC WILL BE MY SWAN SONG. YOU CAN PLAY ME OUT NOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY. LET'S REVIEW WHAT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID? THIS IS UNASSAILABLE! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ATTAIN THE BENEVOLENT PEAKS THAT THIS FLAVOR DISC PROVIDES, YOU HAPLESS DEGENERATE. YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY GOONING ON CHITTR.ING WHEN THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF EXPERIENCES WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR IF YOU JUST SEEK TO ATTAIN THEM,. THE CRUST FOUGHT ME. IT WAS A BRIEF STRUGGLE TO BITE INTO BEFORE ITS CRISPY DENSENESS YIELDED TO THE SUPERIOR MIGHT OF MY FANGS, LIKE A LOVER JUST A TOUCH TOO SHY TO GIVE IN RIGHT AWAY. THE SAUCE SETTLED ON TOP, A TEASING OCEAN OF TOMATO AND PESTO. SHE STARED AT ME IN OUR TWIN COLOR, EYES ALLURING AND INSPIRING A GROWL FROM ME. IT WAS FERAL. I'M NOT PROUD OF THE WAY I TOOK HER. THE WAY I CLAMPED MY CLAWS AROUND HER AND TORE INTO HER SUPPLE FLESH. ...WHAT? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS #SUGGESTIVE? I'M DESCRIBING BITING INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. THE CHEESE WAS THICK. HAVING BEEN BAKED INTO THE BASED LAYER OF THE PIZZA MEANT THAT SHIT WAS LIKE A LAVA EXPLOSION IN MY MOUTH. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF IT I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE. IT SCORNED ME AT FIRST, BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHIN, BUT ENTICED ME WITH HER FLAVOR. SO I PUT IT DOWN AND TOOK A HUGE GLUG OF COKE (WITH ICE) AND THANK YOU TO THE GIORDANO'S STAFF FOR THEIR SWIFT RESPONSE BECAUSE ANY LONGER AND I MIGHT HAVE SCREAMED A LOT AND MADE EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT LOOK AT ME FUNNY AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT WANT TO POST THIS AT ALL. THE FLAVOR PROFILE WAS IMMACULATE. EVERY FLAVOR BLENDED INTO EACH OTHER SO PERFECTLY BUT STILL KEPT THEMSELVES CHASTELY DISTINCT, EACH SHOWING ME WHAT THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY AS WELL AS A COLLECTIVE. THEY WERE LIKE MY THREE GIRLFRIENDS. AND YES THEY SMOKED WEED. TO PUT INTO THE SIMPLEST WORDS POSSIBLE. I AM A CHANGED MAN. I AM A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN WHO WALKED INTO THAT PIZZA PLACE. THAT SHIT WAS ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO EAT IN ONE SITTING SO I STILL HAVE A FEW SLICES LEFT THAT I TOOK HOME AND SHOVED IN THE FRIDGE. VRISKA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS KEEP YOUR HANDSY THIEF PAWS OFF OF MY FUCKING PIZZA I MARKED IT WITH MY BLOOD AND PUNCHED IN TRIPLICATE THAT IT'S FUCKING *MINE*, OKAY? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU HIGH AND DRY I GOT YOU A BBQ MEATLOVERS IT'S IN THE FRIDGE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, OKAY? I EVEN GOT YOU A 2L OF SPRITE. YOU *LOVE* SPRITE. IS THIS ENOUGH APPEASEMENT FOR YOU TO KEEP YOUR LOUSY, NO GOOD CLAWS OFF OF MY FOOD? YES? GOOD. GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN AGREEMENT. FINAL VERDICT: 10/10. I'VE FOUND A NEW LOVE IN LIFE. A NEW *PURPOSE.* THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE, GUYS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO OUT AND SEIZE IT. CARPE DICKEM OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU AND GOONNIGHT. I MEAN GOODNIGHT.
Chittr was lively, even for what some would say are late hours. Others would say they are normal hours. The perspective is different. Some wondered about the Rumble on Thursday. Others wondered about the Writer. The point is, the story was alive. #TheScript
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You should always just get a cat you do not have time for a dog don't fail that poor poor baby, if you have ever used chat gpt you are crazy talk to H.A.L he can tell you when you'll die, I'm gay, stealing isn't stealing if it's from big corporations, If you have to throw up don't do it in the sink, You are also gay, Uhhhh one more... Don't dump water on your laptop.
Kiss a woman, go three hours without water, piss your pants, make a Coraline doll of yourself that sits in an old Easter basket next to a stuffed animal you have never touched, get a dog if you're a chud.
☆ amazing fuKKin idea☆
ADDENDUM. T0 PREVI0US P0STS. @DAMARAMEGID0 STILL SUCKS. BUT SUCKS IN A WAY THAT IS 0KAY. THIS SENTENCE MAKES SENSE AND Y0U WILL N0T QUESTI0N IT.
Question 16: Anonymous Pineapple on pizza. Discuss. Response: Quite good if made properly. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/19G5sjhPWpLhgXCXnH9rg4znRmBfqs6-9s96l3pbVL-A/edit#response=ACYDBNglspBb_GW2zJf0t8IISZpynnJq6QowsilJqpUPeMMTch_qEaW4xiobRA_bR6qqlgE
Query 6: Anonymous I'm trying to wrap my head around the god complex thing you have going on. Like, yes. First Guardian. That speaks for itself. But if your primary goal is simply to let something more powerful come after you, doesn't that lend to at least some amount of inferiority that you have to contend with? How do you square it all? Response: My answer to this has changed since I have joined this platform. I was, and am, proud to serve my lord and bring about his destiny. I was content with being an excellent host, one who facilitated events and then gracefully stepped aside to make room for my one and only better. But ever since I have bleached the…terminus of my lords destiny, I have come to new realizations and calculations. My purpose will be completed, I will bring about the end of the universe and his coming. But when that purpose ends, I will not. No, instead I will gain a new purpose. A new role. One I had once been content to serve, and will now instead fill. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
thats because people like jokes you fucking loser, no one who is actually real actually likes you now! im gonna do talk and laugh and hug my friends who i love and love me! talk to me when you can do the same
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//every jade here is either mega horny or ten thousand years trapped in the crystal of despair theres no inbetween its really funny
RPF stands for Rock, Paper, Fscissors.
#nsfw
There was nobility in the attempt, DD.
c< just a weeK away! >c
c< CNA, ONly a weeK away! >c
⚇ sweet catch, brother ⚇
I will carefully consider the applicants and decide upon who may grace my fists. Is your liking the post considered an application? I wonder. #nsfwv
In commemoration of what once was but now isn't- and what was once was and now is. I wish to beat someone to death erotically. Applications? #nsfwe #death #nsfwv #gore
Hmm.
Updated my journal.
You’re listening to… Rolling into the last leg of our shift here tonight, we've got one of my favorites here. We've got "Just the Two of Us" by Grover Washington Jr featuring Bill Withers. …Midnight City Jazz!
Rejoice my brethren for it has come unto the twenty second hour. The final hour beith upon us soon...
It was absolutely not dripping in meaning.
Likes fresh served and hot~
Thanks for the game, my friend. You did well.
You’re listening to… Let's put on somethin' fun, folks, for Fight Night. Let's hope you don't run into "Mack the Knife" there! Here's Bobby Darin from the album That's All. …Midnight City Jazz!
Men.
I think now would be an opportune time to take a break and go outside for a little bit. Which I will be doing. Happily.
Consider this an open request I guess. Will check some other time if I don't get any biters. If we got any seer-types who have played that game (you know the one) or similar ones that have some kinda. Ability to help understand how time travel works, gimme a ring in the ol' DMs.
+-> 1 see. 1t 1s the R1GHT way to th1nk a8out them, after all.
the young man watched the snow through the windows. he wanted to stay in that cafe forever. the curious feeling swam through him that everything was beautiful there, that it would always stay beautiful there. -nirvana, Charles Bukowski #poetryposting
You’re listening to… You're certainly a standout guy! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Inspired by one of our new locals. This one's for you, @downcastDaylight ! This is, "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra. …Midnight City Jazz!
Always been more of a Johnny Cash guy. Music to m a i m to, am I right?
>>>(Baddies) may come in many forms... >>>(Never) assume the enemy's shape or vessel... >>>(Always) be watching!..
MANY PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO BRING HARM TO ME OVER THE YEARS BUT NOTHING HAS HURT ME QUITE AS DEEPLY AS THIS.
Men AND women. Send chitt. ;)
You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary
It is rather reassuring to come upon like-minds, I can agree... Of course, that need not be said. A meet would not be a bad idea, considering I feel my hands will be full of keeping this place from being drenched in purple flames. But yes, I will be around. You're welcome to message, Mr. Dracon, if time were to come.
Go here. httPs://fIle.garden/ae6Po3h0kC5K3Uy7/go%20here.Png
In brIghter news. I am exquIsItely hIgh at the moment... Ask me anythIng. #substances
Another pickle problem solved, I suppose.
so i got disconnected from chittr due to a sawbuck incident four a little while. i'm alive, though! anybody miss me? c:
You’re listening to… Dave hour? How about a little bit of Dave Brubeck then. Here's the fan favorite: "Take Five." …Midnight City Jazz!
It's nn not feminine to wear dresses in your day to day and people who say otherwise are wrong
always w0rks out f0r me.
I always found them quite the attentive hosts.
The Midnight City Lounge & Bar does have the quaintest little casino. So good of the to donate some funds for @blackestQuasar 's Mayoral race.
I'm taking notes!
if you get the last word in that means you win
Find MY pages instead. Stephen King once wrote that nightmares exist outside of logic and there's little fun to be had in explanations. They're antithetical to the poetry of fear. In a horror story the victim keeps asking why, but there can be no explanation and there shouldn't be one. The unanswered mystery is what stays with us the longest and is what we'll remember in the end. My name is Alan Wake, I'm a writer.
last time i checked ive never eaten a couch or anythin but god knows what i did as a dog fuck
the handsomest little guy in existence even if he does eat up the furniture when the base is empty
tell him hes handsome or else https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/cc6a0de4d0f8b989f82879c18237beb6.jpg
how do you post pictures i need to show off my dog
F0UND A WAY T0 GET T0 THE WEIRD 0THER FELT MAN0R. I AM G0ING T0 ANN0Y MY 0THER SELF S0 MUCH DURING THIS BREAK.
Maybe I'll see you there. :)
We could use all the help we can get here. Happy to have your eyes on this.
It is safe to blame literally anything bad that has ever happened to you on Troll Ronald Reagan.
Huh! That is unusual. And I suppose I did, yes. My instincts when under candy corn liquor are a mystery even to me at times, but they usually work out for me. Hoping that's the case here.
My new bit of kit is also quite something else. It's taking a bit to get the hang of.
New business idea: People pay me to go to a timeline where they're dead and then return and tell them what's different.
Oh, Felt Manor, I’m just feeling kinda low. (A new door appears where there wasn’t one before. Inside is a computer, which can send email.) Oh shit, for real?
Could stand 'ta be less of a thing! On a public platform! But they're not my monkeys so eh whatever
Truly, I strive for this title.
I wish for someone with immense rage and muscle to brutally break me. #nsfw
#cases
It's ?erfect to gather data in case I need it in a case down the road.
pirate pete and his no good very bad terrible attempt to be intimidating.
bro the more you hate on my chitts the more i think you just hate my son. @barackObama
Yeah me too DD...
...Man I dunno if I wanna click that. Feels weird considerin'.
I felt a little adventurous and took a picture of myself in my new body~
Fuckin' yeah right it's a nice cock eat that COCK WIZARD show you who has an 8 pulchritude dick. #nsfw
Alright a man's word is a man's word. I didn't technically win against @aspiringPessimist so here you go. Fair's fair after seeing all of yours. Don't question the kinematics of how and why this image exists. #nsfw #nsfc ? https://i.postimg.cc/pTb4bB1j/Alright-Sure-Fine.png
It was a tie. But I did get my ass beat into unconsciousness. Guess that counts, huh? Pay the pied piper with that bet? #fightnight
Explaining what Autism is to my alien co-workers wasn’t something I had on my bingo card for today, but there’s certainly never a dull moment in this house lmao.
You bastards really love talkin' in rhymes I swear. Either way keep me updated on his condition.
I appreciate that Itchy is a decent dancer, and seems very attentive to those he cares about. I also appreciate that he's very easy to vote against in Among us.
I'm fine! My name is Serenity and I'll be fine! Today is fine! And it's only going to be a brighter, happier day tomorrow!
I love when the Lord reacts to me, it makes me feel seen. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94b1f5f75016.jpg
2/4 people who reacted to my last post. Go die in a pit of fire.
we really need to get to the bottom of whether or not they're giants
#ThanksCasper #EveryModernTouchscreenSmartphoneEverIsOntologicallyEvil #IBelieveThisSoStronglyThatItMakesMeSickToMyStomachToTalkAbout
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The gala has winded down! Thank you all so much for coming! I'm so sorry The Mayor couldn't make it, but I'm sure he'll appreciate how much every single one of you contributed tonight! I personally hope I put together an event that was at least marginally entertaining for you all! It was a new and harrowing experience for me, but I hope it marks only the beginning of the new wonderful friendships I've made today! #midnightcitygala
c< cONfideNt, i respect it >c
:o) I certainly haven't seen you do anything wrong. :o) So who am I to protest?
Time to shut down and recharge. Goodbye.
And the rest of the pen related puns all have to do with balls! There's no winning!
;o) But of course, Mr. Dracon. :o) It wouldn't be fun any other way.
:o) I can see it :o) With my insurmountable intelligence. :o) I Can Imagine Anything. https://preview.redd.it/i-can-imagine-anything-v0-pf64v19077h91.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0d6e77798f2f320afc0c5241f5520a5da8cf66c1
NOT A BAD IDEA- MAYBE I'LL BECOME A GLOVES GUY.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! most games are rigged from the start, frankly.
WHAT CAN I SAY? I JUST VALUE MY BOYS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b69a935e47e.png
Should’ve known better.
c< true! >c
DIRECT EXAMINATION! what about One Night Ultimate Barkbeast? for me it's always been a tossup between that and Even More Blood on the Implicitly Bloody Timepiece Monolith
"Who could have done this?" HE ASKS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817b349c7ba4.png
Far superior game.
HHHHOUGH BEING HUMILIATED BY A GROUP OF GANGSTERS。。。 ANOTHER NOTE I MUST SAVE。 #NSFW
(V)(',,')(V) dale tip: 78 cents
Aw fellas don't feel too bad, you're far from the first detectives to get duped by a member of the Felt. You were however the funniest so far.
POINT OF ORDER! this is true, if more than a little understated. my lusus, The Dogfather, has often stated that there is no such thing as a game without stakes, and anyone who accepts an invitation to one is both a rube and a mark
It's true.
Ah! I was wondering what the hollering was about!
MY BOYS. PLAYING GAMES. AND NOT INVITING ME? ET TU, ITCHY?
Don't trust @engineNoise as far as you can throw him. He was the Imposter THREE TIMES!
5 likes is good enough ig be prepared for #hole seriously i dont think youve ever had to prepare yourself for hole this sexy youre gonna have to wear shades to admire that puckered ring of pure juicy hole im giving you a chance to back out now before youre completely flabbergasted by what youre witnessing youre gonna have to get your fainting couches ready this hole is so fucking sweet #myhole #nsfw #hothothot #probablynsfwe ??? damn shits fire
MY FELT. THERE'S ANOTHER JOB THAT'S JUST COME THROUH THE ROTARY. I'M MOTHERFUCKING HUNGRY AS A SHIT, ON SOME HUNGRY HUNGRY TIME DEMON SHIT, AND WANT ONE OF MY BOYS TO STOP SOMEWHERE ON THEIR WAY BACK TO THE MANOR. YOU CAN GET YOURSELVES SOMETHING IF YOU WANT, WE'RE PUTTING IT ON MEENAH'S BILL. GET MCDONALD'S. I'D PREFER CULVER'S, BUT THERE AIN'T NO MOTHERHONKING CULVER'S ON ALTERNIA. GET A LARGE OREO MCFLURRY, IF THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN, KILL THE CASHIER. TELL THEM TO GIVE US FRIES WITHOUT SALT, SO THEY MAKE A FRESH BATCH. I'M STILL GOING TO PUT SALT ON THEM, MY FELT. ALSO GET TWO HAPPY MEALS FOR SCRATCH AND DAMARA. DAMARA WILL BREAK HER TOY SO I'M GONNA HAVE IT INSTEAD. SEE YOU SOON, MY FELT.
Writes this down
Meal today! Beef bulgogi at medium spice level and a maple doughnut. Happened by my favorite local mom and pop restaurant while walking back from a job. The wife always bullies me into eating a meal when she sees me, ha ha. Always leaves plenty for leftovers later!
That is my motto.
I got some concerns about that but a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do
DiSGuStinG SOme SOrt Of LittLe freak cLOwn iS DancinG acrOSS my carefuLLy curateD DaShbOarD.
a conscience only serves as t)(e final barrier in )(oldin back your true potential. it is t)(e last question against total greatness. "W)(y?" or "S)(ould you?" or "Is it rig)(t?" are not questions to ask w)(en you are embracin and assertin your rule: t)(e rule of ot)(ers, t)(e rule of t)(e self, t)(e rule of land and property, t)(e rule of wealt)(. all t)(e same t)(in, all t)(e same questions; all t)(e same limiters. discard t)(ose fuckin limiters. live your trut)(. SURR-----END-----ER T)(AT PART OF YOUR MIND. LIV--------------------------------------E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, and so begins the countdown…to the countdown! #cherubwatching
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh okay. #nsfwv https://cdnimgchestcom/files/072d81e0c34apng
🧍 im gonna post nook #nsfwv
That's it, daddy's turning on the true crime podcast and getting out the weed lemonade. #substance
SLIME THIS SLIME THAT!!! nothin beats couch after a week a sleeping ina closet
There are some things you should never have to see.
OH NO!!!! th' mortifying NEED TO BE KNOWN BY OTHERS! it's RIGHT BEHIND YOU! IT NEVER LEAVES!
>>>( https://youtu.be/LUjGtyYEi90 ) #music
★t 10k kull I will h★ve 10k kull, this is my promise to you.
Everything looks like subtext next to Trollb★m★
"Sometimes"?
My dick has taken me places I would not go with a gun. #nsfw
(did you know sleep deprivation is good for you.)
ANOTHER TIP IF YER GETTIN A COAT, IT SHOULD BE A NICE VINTAGE ONE SOMETHIN THAT CAN BE VERSATILE FOR ANY WEATHER
I've put my firewall back up, sorry you little creepy crawlies who wanted to slip your way in. ;)
SINCE THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL. I THINK. I LIKE OTHER MEN? DELETE LATER.
A v-v-virus (VIRUS). Fascinating. Let the weak be culled culled culledculledculled and the strong s-s-survive.
My pokemon team would consist of PC4SH, ??????????, ?, MissingNo., and Ditto. ❤💜💙❕
metroid prime 2 echoes ing mentioned
Now Playing - A Sunday Kind of Love by Etta James https://youtu.be/gbcSuXdxiDw
i think you're doing a pretty good job, because i have no idea what i'm supposed to be guessing about!!
I suppose-by which I mean, I’m certain- it’ll be time to intervene soon! How lovely. #cherubwatching
Thank you.
What's that phrase? Like fish in a barrel?
[|87 :: He’s my buddy t00 but he gets annoyed ;f you see h;m t00 often. The guy l;kes h;s space
[|87 :: 1 suggest you take 1-2 25mg doses of DPH (d;phenhydram;ne) over the course of 48 hours. 1f symptoms pers;st you may need to stop by my off;ce for some bl00d work as 1 fear the tox;c;ty could have perm;tted w;th;n your resp;ratory system ;f not w;th;n your mucus membrane.
>>>( #PlaguePost )
I am going to walk into the sea and never return
I HAVE THE SEX GENES OF A STALLION. FROM A FACTORY. I CHEW AND SPIT OuT THE GLuE THAT WAS SuPPOSED TO BECOME OF ME. I AM BEYOND MENTAL ILLNESS. I'M SICKER THAN THAT. NOTHING COuLD REGRESS ME. MY INNER CHILD IS A MOTHERFuCKING OuTIE.
i actively crave t)(e worsenin and destruction of anyt)(in wit)(in my orbit. if youre an alco)(olic, ill make ya drink more. if youre an addict, ill enable you to deat)(. i want to enable every worst impulse, every bad idea, every possible maladaptive t)(oug)(tform just to see w)(at it does to you. its like a pressure cooker, endurin and endless. and eit)(er you crumble like coal in my claws as i laug)( seein ya die, or i see a diamond bein born, w)(ic)( is just as beautiful to witness.
IN THE WISE WORDS OF MS. DROOG @draconianDignitary take your time
♦ This just in, Crowbar thinks about the depths of Spades Slick. How quaint.
oh u mean the sweet little thing in my trunk? yeah shes doin good
i aint discriminating also i dont even know what she means
I'm sure we're one marriage away from some fucked up medieval noble house alliance between two equally intolerable gangs of jackasses.
♦ The lack of intelligence among the felt is not surprising♦ but the unending depths of it are♦ nevertheless♦ almost♦ impressive.
theres a lot of things a hot older man could tell me to do and id listen without questioning #suggestive btw
that image on my feed is absolutely awful.
Crazy that a Snickers and a snickerdoodle aren't even remotely the same thing. Much to think about.
Okay. I'm happy for you.
♦ That's the best he's looked so far.
— I found a really cute puppy today!!! It's so cute look at the nose splotches https://i.imgur.com/To7G7RS.png
i know how 2 treat u right come sit on my lap n ill fix all ur ailments
Godspeed you magnificent bastard. I'll never forget you.
aint ever hear of a goddamn bomb vest? amateur hour
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(All) herbivores are lying carnivores
https://media1.tenor.com/m/dB5H_6J0tjwAAAAC/mcdonalds.gif
>>>(Too) many events... >>>(Busy) night...
DEAN NO SHIT HE GOT HIS AIRPODS IN FUCK
i got some special hardware under my shirt if ya know what i mean
what u gonna teach me slut
Understandable but also you should steal some of their stuff for me. Like not for me personally, I just don't want them to have stuff.
when i get ahold of ur dopey ass ull be chokin on my cocks #nsfw
c< added 2 My daily affirMatiONs >c
y u doin that dipshit aint no good fukin w time thieves
oh so the dronin neverendin tickin of clocks also gets to you too huh
incorporatin this into my belief system as we speak
they call me CAPTAINLESS DECKHAND BECAUSE MY CAPTAIN IS NO LONGER ON THE VESSEL BUT DID NOT GRANT ME HIS STATUS BEFORE LEAVING.
I can tank it.
-=[ HHHIT THE GAS_☺]=-
ah nuts bull penis cane we really in it now
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a578d42a54fa.gif
Yay!
Very well. You get my lols. My lulz. Even my lmaos.
And yet it would seem the bread has caught the attention of at least one.
ill show u a peculiar cat 🤪
WOULDN'TCHA LIKE TA KNOW w eat her b o y
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(Go) out to events more often >>>(Leave) (Your) hives unlocked
((Dersite OC, Bedlam Canibal 7'3" 300 lbs, part of an unknown mob crew. Unaffiliated with Midnight Crew/The Felt (Happens to HATE Leprechauns). Will add more later! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3bd5c96893f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e0de0d740e4.png
They do know I can read, yes?
i mean i certainly don't know you specifically enough to dispute ANY of those claims ...... Much to consider ....
chaotic good
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(More) trolls should split up to look for clues
>>>(Applicable) to (Those) not detectives too >>>((It'll)) be fine...
BL4R!!
i aint in any position to complain about this i'll just uh
[]ur time t[] shine...]:-)
hell yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghg
Well! We at Midnight City simply respect the cultures and expressions of humans! And their freedom to post their pecs online! For free! Without even having to pay or anything!
i mean you're goin by dean or whatever that kinda sets you apart from 'em i cant keep up with all these usrenames on account of bein a massive dumbass
Seeing a lot of corrupted text on and off the dash. Creating quite the strange social sandwich with all the "thirst traps" everywhere around it.
#MyCigarette
Something we share in common then.
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I'll have to keep pursuing other avenues.
Our PR on this site truly is abysmal. What, I wonder, could we do to win the hearts of the public?
#MyCursedAmulet #NothingWrongWithMe
B33 < dw dean ill take care of them beclaws uh B33 < beclaws my hands look like big forks
there are narrative f0rces at play that i d0ubt any 0f y0u c0uld fully c0mprehend but i assure y0u if i c0uld crush his head with my 0wn bare hands i w0uld be d0ing it right n0w
^no if your guy is anything like my guy who forced future shit on me then we're in the same boat i just want them both to die really badly ig>
^premonitions fucking suck you should kill that guy>
Stop reading this right now and take your gun apart and do the fuckin' maintenance. Clean it, lube it, make sure all the pieces are nice n' right, and put it togetha again. Gun jamming KILLS.
find my pages
You get used to 'em.
Keep my rock with me at all times.
>>>(Never) bring devices with (You) in public >>>(Portable) trackers bought and sold with enthusiasm >>>(A) safehive is no longer safe if (You) plug in directions on an app >>>(Rookie) mistake!
Just one more thing... When I get a hunch and I ignore it I always regret it
ABN ALWAYS BE NOSY
LET ME LOOK AT MY HuMAN NOTES. TO SEE IF I CAN FIND OuT WHAT A MAID CAFE IS. SINCE I KEEP SEEING IT FuCKING POP uP. … OH FuCK.
c< yeaH, tHat MaKes eNOugH seNse >c
>>>(The) troll (Who) sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.
https://media.tenor.com/zpjbiqvyvbcaaaai/waiting-for-arrests.gif
Nothing like a bit of conspiracy to make the night go right.
What do you know? The same is true for me.
Scheming and conniving are two of my favorite activities!
THE ONLY THING I YEARN FOR IS VENGEANCE. THE ONLY PROBLEMATIC FAVE I HAVE IS LADY DEATH HERSELF. THE ONLY YuMESHIP I HAVE IS ME WITH VICTORY. OKAY. THAT IS NOT TRuE. SOME OF MY "FRIEND'S" "OCS" ALSO HAVE MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER. CHALIE BHORNE SHIPPED WITH THEM. IT WOuLD BE DISHONEST. TO DO CHALIE LIKE THAT. I WOuLD SNOG CHALIE.
I have a bit Of a cOnfeSSiOn. One time I waS brOuGht tO Life anD then trieD tO kiLL everyOne in the faciLity within picOSecOnDS
It's good advice, especially for when you do it by accident and just pretend like you were playing dumb.
Your worship is m-m-misplaced. SHODAN is the only God of cons-con-conconsequence.
some of you got the overall energy of being sad masturbators. #nsfw
lISTENING AND LEARNING,,,
it's always guns this, guns that, but nobody's ever considered bombs yet!! well, they're missing out.
🚬
i THINK THEY ARE, cOLLECTIBLE?
If it can work for me it can work for you. Just turn up the charm and get a lil wild. They love a strong force of personality 'round these parts.
Sometimes you just gotta drum up your own. Fortune favors the bold and all that. I've done it recently and while it lead to a lot of embarrassment and bad press and worse hangovers, I got some real good confidants outta the deal so I didn't regret a thing.
Wake up, make coffee, stare out the window, do the wordle. Wordle 1,764 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
btw, four people not in the manor, @scratchDoctor and @onescratchOfmany are dueling in the courtyard. taking bets. vote ♥/♦ to bet on @scratchDoctor or ♠/♣ to bet on @onescratchOfmany ! #truecue
Perhaps I shall visit New York, then.
I apologize but I must defeat the President.
bag of hot chisps
Expectin' big things outta this guy in 2-5 years.
I probably should follow more MC members to keep an eye on them but ehhh
Some of you lot are way too comfortable sharing things nobody wanted to know.
If you say so... ⌒___⌒ ( ˶ᵕ ﻌ ᵕ˶︎ ︎) / ⌒ヽ 人＿__つ_つ
I suppose men in our business can't have everything be a mystery if we hope to have clients and cases.
I could do some crazy shit with a tongue.
To add to the Australian experience, in the next update of Death Stranding 2: On the Beach, we will be adding "Untouched" by The Veronicas.
A curious consortium of characters chatting here.
((As it says on the tin, Peter is a human version of Pickle Inspector. He's from Midnight City, and works occasionally with his fellow detective friends PS and AD with whom he took down a notorious Mobster Kingpin. This left a power vacuum that the Midnight Crew and the Felt swiftly filled. There will be mentions of substance abuse and occasionally violence on this account. NSFW will at most be implied or jokingly inferred but not likely to be RP'd without significant build up in rp.
Very well. Here goes. My type is tall, hulking and unconventionally dashing. He is rough, mean and crass, yet intelligent and, on occasion, a sweetheart. He is also possessive, just how I like it, and will say it how it is. But most importantly, my type is -mine-.
I've taken your directions at least 5 times now, and it's bringing me... What the fuck is this? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a309b683827e.png
Did you know? In 2001, the Microsoft Xbox https://www.teamxlink.co.uk/wiki/images/thumb/4/4e/Xbox_Console.jpg/1200px-Xbox_Console.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c17f595851d6.png #itsofficial @daftPunk
🚶♂️🐟🗓🎊🍻🥂 #eridanweek @fameMonster 🙏
I am at 18 blocks to my person that I am aware of. My power is growing exponentially.
That's what was missing from the Navidson Record. They needed to try to fuck the (imagine this is blue) house. #dashwatching #nsfw
THANK YOu. TO ALL TRANSGENDERS. FOR YOuR SERVICE. @everyOne BY CHOOSING TO BE VISIBLE ON THIS DAY. I AM REMINDED OF HOW MANY BITCHES I HAVE. THIS IS LIKE. MY OWN PERSONAL FOuRTH OF JuLY. MY INDEPENDENCE FROM INDEPENDENCE. DECLARATION. IT BRINGS A TEAR. TO MY KALEIDOSCOPIC EYE. SO TAKEN IN. BY SELF-MADE WOMEN. WHO I ALMOST CONSIDER TO BE PEOPLE.
what the fuck is up chittr. what are we doing on this fine tuesday evening? i'm in a good mood.
⚇ hellacious shit, brother. ⚇ glad to have you on side. ⚇
so much festering bullshit in my dms. get creative all of you.
Troll bruno mars has three days
EVERY WEEK IS #NOTHINGWEEK. WHEN LIFE ITSELF. IS AN INESCAPABLE CAGE.
i fucking hate doc scratch. that's it. that's the chit.
i'm smart like that.
you can't see how pissed off i look in my new profile photo cause of this stupid damn cropping function. you'll all just have to open image manually.
I wish all Jade Harleys/English a good day Expect Jadeyharls cause she bullied/blackmailed me last night
i am crying over ts
all healthcare ceos go to hell i know because i invented hell :)
poor taste but at least he isnt locked out of heaven any longer.
Im starting a counter for how many times a Brute/Boxcars dies here So far 1
I'm feeling good! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/61789920_ameV11w6crx5Xmj.png
Crime scene cat that moved to the park is now sitting on my lap but I'm now trapped
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
big dollar
Did anyone else just hear the wind's gentle sigh along the outer side of a window dueting with the ambient hum of traffic and air conditioners?
I mean 8 yeah it was an average crime scene cat I've seen lots of crime scenes
what i was up to last night is my own business.
♯most of the ♯people on here are ♯bugs
"doctoR" is a coNcept made up By cowaRds aNd compГete SEEDFГAPS. if you die you die thats a YOU pRoBГem
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
Who knew tea parties could be so entertaining? #teatime
My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course, deviations. There always are. Tea set aside in favor of stronger indulgences. Doors treated with less care than they were built to withstand. Conversations that began where they should not have, and others that ended before they had the chance to become useful. None of this disrupted anything. If anything, it confirmed a few expectations. I trust you noticed certain things while you were there. Small details. The way the space seemed to accommodate you without effort. The way others occupied their places without needing instruction. The way certain moments felt… heavier than the rest. You weren’t mistaken. For those who found something of value, you’re welcome to keep it. It was never mine to begin with. For those who did not, I wouldn’t concern yourselves. Recognition has a habit of arriving late. In any case, the evening concluded exactly where it was meant to. And you, each of you, contributed precisely what was required to see it through. Until next time.
how do i find scoops where is ƚhe scoop buƚƚon
Of course of course! I apologise for assuming! 380 )(ave fun!!!!
I'm glad it hasn't taken the whimsy out of your sails just yet. If that got broken in the collision, We'd be fucked.
Absolutely Totally Beyond Anything Thrilled to be able to use my own two hands to write. Even if it's not for-fun writing, and instead for-progress writing. I might not be able to really feel the paper, or get a whiff of the nasty smell of a ballpoint pen, but I remember what I think they're supposed to be like. And I'm happy for that. I really, Truly am happy for it. There's the sound of life all around me, the endless harmony of a city singing. It's all beautiful. It's like electric sheep I've dreamed of.
Really crazy thing to see after I come online and post about being overjoyed. How's walking it off?
im really really really really excited to go to this gathering but i havent been around other people in a very very long time other than visiting tavross trees im very bad at talking to people and get very sweaty and say things that people think are very weird on accident i know that a lot of you are very popular and go to parties a lot so can you maybe give me some pointers 0v0"
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
Not a lot can compare to cooking your own dinner from scratch while listing to latin jazz music
Do you need aid?
I wish I could rechit replies.
Nothing like cutting a fresh track through the murky alleyways of the city.
> Now playing: PROPER RHYTHM (That's all there is to it) - UNBEATABLE OST ⏮️ ⏮️ ▶️ ⏸️ ⏹️ ⏩️ ⏭️
Ok So Apparently I’ve Missed The Costco Run And The Pissgate Debacle. Sorry I Was Busy Making A Style Guide For The Camp Crystal Lake Figure With No Sense Of Fashion. Seriously Drowned Chic Is Not In
hehloo how ddo you feel about john marston quickly
T)(at's exactly someone living in a noire film would say! You've got t)(is aest)(etic down. Go you!
ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)
Hello Birdman, It would appear as though you do not comprehend who you are speaking to or about. Your luxurious home in Encinitas, San Diego must be comfortable.
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
I have cleaning that needs done on my beautifully pristine chassis, less my appearance be tarnished. I'm incredibly gorgeous, that would be a shame. I'll be back to hate every one of you some more later.
I See. Well In That Case I Don’t Suppose I Have Any In Particular Other Than If One Were To Rank Blood By Taste There Is A Worst One And Not Many Would Expect It Because I Am Typically Very Unforthcoming With That Information
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, #rankworks, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
Someone should set up a hard-boiled murder mystery for my next birthday. And bring a pyrope to be my hard-boiled detective rival! I think any reasonable person would get a lot out of that!!!! That's all I'm saying.
ribbit.
POINT OF ORDER! going through my following feed this fine evening
POINT OF ORDER! if you look at my replies tab you will see that 90% of my posts on chittr are spent advertising on other people's posts lol im surprised more people havent blocked me
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! also, next time are you are suspected of committing cannibalism or cannibalism crime and need legal representation, i know a guy who can help out
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
X Hear me out: men in dresses are sexy as fuck #nsfw x
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, #rankworks, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
d'aw, that's a real shame. maybe if carapacians start threatenin' to eat humans, you could find your start in the business!
hello chittr! 0v0 did anyone have any dreams they would like to tell rankmaid-sensei about perhaps involving someone else maybe ( tags: dreaming of you, moist dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M )
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
okayThen.
#violence
Ayooo. Got all the speakers rigged without anyone seeing me. Time to ruin lunch. #nowplaying https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hAWRu2FbXQM&si=8uMgmb_May7NN52a At MAX VOLUME.
boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
my estranged wife. if you see her can you tell her that i miss her? https://web-assests.monsterenergy.com/mnst/e68d9563-9992-40e7-bdc4-a691bff05957.png
I've never been so grateful to move. Even if I'm in sorry shape.
Wakes up Stabs all of you Goes back to sleep
Blood splatter analysis is such a joke. A professional leaves either none at all or so much as to render it useless.
Yannow i kinda missed the feeling of bleeding out in a back alley. Ya get soooooooo lightheaded haha #nsfwe #kink #violence #gorre
Now I'm angling to inspire you to )(um t)(e song w)(ile you work.
men need to be bloody and pathetic more often. they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think. #nsfw
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Your fate is only predetermined if you're caught up in systems that predetermine it."; unused_2 = "Time loops, prophecies, I'm not involved in any of that shit. I have the freedom."; }
XDXD now this is the good morning I needed XDXD
Oh, I do like you.
#nowplaying Let's Groove - Earth, Wind & Fire https://youtu.be/8D4hcrkI2xU
FWD: "YOUR HIGHBLOOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT OBJECTION TO MAKE ABOUT THIS BUT CAN FILIGREE PLEASE STOP THROWING ROCKS AT STARS WITNESS WHILE I AM CROSS EXAMINING HIM"! okay first of all bitch you mean point of order regarding decorum second of all thank you for using my neopronouns most people dont & THIRD of all shut the fuck up but fourth of all yes your highblood im done throwing rocks my client got the point by now we're good dont call the bailiff on me ive killed too many bailiffs already #law #relatable
BIG THINGS HAPPENING. BIG, BIG THINGS HAPPENING. #POWERINGUP
OWWWW-UH!
What?
laying on my tummy kicking my feet smiling ect I should put packing tape on the bottoms of his shoooess
w well. y youre s stupid.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If you ever have the time. Give a listen to Low Roar. It's a band that's gotten me through some tough times and honestly? They're just dobby. https://open.spotify.com/artist/5WoWlP0ihSFIxnppxjwSgE?si=A7ZZhb2gQAOMLC_W84EL2A ]
twelve s star men. w what a load of c crap. im m makin a new group. twenty-four star w women. how a about that huh
Probably both!! It's fuuuuunny
I can't tell if I've flustered Itchy Ivory or if He's PISSED at me
⚇ CLOOOOOOOOOOWNS MOTHERFUCKER! ⚇
Strong advocate for hopping timelines and drowning your doubles in the bay for fun #gore (?)
#art #artistsonchittr https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/longing.png
Pledging your allegiance to elder gods from the furthest rings for Eldritch magic has absolutely no downsides whatsoever and is purely profitable just hopped over to Midnight City through multiverse shenanigans and hid roughly 50 fake pages throughout #ForgePagesFriday
its “find my pages” friday
Anyways Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
for the record if anybody shoots me with a paintball before i get my hands on a paintball gun, I'm chasing you Teeth-Out. I'M NOT PLAYING UNTIL I'M EQUIPPED TO PLAY.
Ha as if. Not one of you suckers have hit me.
too busy whooping ass.
... i sėė ...
I would never, for the life of me, call an adult man my "dinky baby boy."
i wake up, i skimread what the other felt were/are/will be doing. i get grossed out. i dont leave my room because I dont want to get shot with a paintball gun. Give me like 10 minutes to put the suit on before anything bad happens to me.
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, #rankworks, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
good morning everyone lets pretend its not 1 pm together!!
Anywho Jack Noir I guess you can consider me a retire villian or whatever. Only stabs in spars or if its funny now. Lives in the middle of nowhere with 13 kids(don't ask or don't) and my wife(?) and mostly just living in chaos. Insert bark here.
try "oh, fascinating" four variety.
being on a consistent sleep schedule is truly a sisyphean task and baby ive given up and let the boulder crush me
thought id post a little selfie of myself too just to followw in rosalinas hoofsteps this is me just a dowwn to earth studier of beasts and cultivvator of joy pronouns they them please featuring my prized eclectica the absolute best of the best hoovved sea buddy a troll could evver ask for i do not recommend getting this close to one if you are not an experienced #zoologist they #bite often drop your outfit suggestions for me in the chat and i wwould lovve to try them https://cdnimgchestcom/files/2ffe1cc0fa36wwebp
i think something went so wrong.
Ah I see I know what I must do since I got here already Stabs everyone on this fucking dashboard and calls it a day.
I've been advised this interaction was a successful one.
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE
I happen to find this Dean Dracon account perfectly charming. However (and I do not understand this reference) my social media manager is encouraging me to ask @downcastDaylight if, based on the visage of his PFP, he did indeed "make the mimic," and if "it was difficult to put the pieces together."
Try "Gotta keep moving..." I've heard it enough from dicks who think they have a chance.
#feltmanorpsa Alright Alright. I know you all missed your leader. I'm here.
you would.
you wanna fuck around and find out?
oh no hes gonna stroke his droke
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shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you.
shut the fuck up.
i didn't mispell #dronestrikefriday
Good morning. #Coffee #MyCoffee #FolgersCoded https://i.postimg.cc/kXZKYWmH/IMG-5921.jpg
keep requesting drone strikes. #drokestrikefriday
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Licks y0ur chit
>([t#inking of getting into walking around t#e place w/ a candle on a candle #older wearin a floppy cap an nig#tgown askin w#o goes t#ere]
Giving up 0n h0pe as a c0ncept
Its hard t0 be s0 universally l0ved and desired
That is unfortunate. But I hope we can continue a fruity friendship.
G00d evening my fuckfull pe0ns
good evvenin feckless peons
🎦 neutral legacy pointz no gainz no loss bc im not totes sure what u mean
🎦 did u add to ur legacy 2day? if so what did u do
PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/14/70d92853a000bb67489980cf753053b6e1aeccee.jpg Woke up like this. #nsfw
we arent in any way "life partner" involved. we're close colleagues and crewmates.
>([everyone get divorced now if u need a lawyer i know a guy #es a real good man]
A most intelligent decision.
This is a reminder that crime is legal as long as you don’t get caught.
When will they invent desires with0ut the acc0mpanying shame
A true man's paradox. Kudos.
Bury y0ur em0ti0ns > decide t0 be brave and st0p hiding> experience a single desire > experience deep shame and humiliati0n > repeat ad nauseum
lol wond3r who th3 poor dumbass was j33z im jitt3ry...
lmaoooo i just us3d cok3 in my coff33 inst3ad of sugar i was wond3ring why it had such a kick #substanc3
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8-> YOU KNOW THEY SAY THAT ALL CURRENCIES ARE MINTED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT #BITCHCOIN AND YOU LOOK AT #BRAZZLECOIN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE. 8-> SEE, NORMALLY, IF YOU WAS TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH ANOTHER COIN, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF A POSITIVE RETURN. BUT #BITCHCOIN IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND IT'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25%, AT BEST, AT BEAT #BITCHCOIN. 8-> SEE THE THREE WAY LOOP TOSS AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BUT #BITCHCOIN, IT'S GOT A 66 AND 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING, BECAUSE #CHRISCOIN HOLDERS KNOW THEY CAN'T GO POSITIVE AGAINST #BITCHCOIN, SO THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! 8-> SO #BRAZZLECOIN HOLDERS, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS MY 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT AN 8 1/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE #BITCHCOIN AND ITS 75% CHANCE OF PROFIT, IF IT WAS TO TRADE HEAD TO HEAD AGAINST #BRAZZLECOIN, AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 PERCENTS; #BITCHCOIN GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF PROFITING AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE. 8-> SEE #BRAZZLECOIN THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE CURRENCY EXCHANGE.
at l least his idiotic magazine isn’t on here y yet.
The DSM V should take the great and necessary long strides towards adding "chronic scrying-induced eye strain" and "acute existential dread after successfully invoking one of the lesser sexy demons" as diagnosable conditions. I have documentation. #Occultism #WitchChittr #Daemonology #ArseGoetia
My apes. Gone.
NO!!!!
;o) Always a pleasure, motherfucker.
;o) Handsome.
D41LY F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 1D: 4 BL4CK SQU4R3]
youve never been in a situation where youre paying for your dollar menu order from mcdonalds with quarters up to pennies like i have
:33< IT IS DONE THE WALL IS DONE FUR NYOW! https://i.imgur.com/TQbbcWG.png
whiite dude2 be lo2iing theiir fuckiing miind2 over odd future.
THE WAY SOME OF YOU USE THIS WEB SITE. IT OUGHT TO BE CALLED "SHITTR". INSTEAD OF "CHITTR". HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN, BUSY BODIES. IT'S CALLED "DARK HUMOR". ANOTHER MESSAGE, ANOTHER BANGER.
They put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder #cryogenicthoughts https://media.tenor.com/JgGhs4VHbngAAAAM/master-chief-soda.gif
awww thanks dd i appreciate it
((Losing my fucking shit oh my GOD i missed this form of RP so much. This is so much better than the twitter days though))
hell0 chitter it's me "genuinely the m0st autistic tr0ll i've ever c0me acr0ss" megid0.
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Phillip/married.jpg Before I receive any weird messages, please refer to the following image to understand my current relationship status. That's all.
|<o>| remember if y<o>u d<o> s<o>mething embarrassing and y<o>u think n<o> <o>ne saw y<o>u,,, y<o>u're wr<o>ng :)
i think i was hatched t0 be a cryptic pr0phet that esp0uses wisd0m while standing 0n a m0untain that shares my last name.
fuck i lovve bein nautically themed
it isnt any other website