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More for me~
@downcastDaylight (...your phone. Explodes. Kablammo.)
A lot of familiar crap. The boss has a new favorite toy. I imagine he'll introduce himself whenever he gets tired of gambling.
Oh, god. Don't give him ideas.
HAHAHAHA FUCK THAT'S G0ING T0 LEAVE A MARK. SUCKERRRRR.
Some things are done for the sheer pleasure of it, really.
Perhaps even, crimessss plural?
A LITTLE MAN WHO FANCIES HIMSELF WORTHY OF CHALLENGING A GOD. PATHETIC.
TO SET SOMEONE ON FIRE, MORE LIKE.
TERMS OF EMPLOYMENT.
HM. I NEED A LOOPHOLE.
Sssssorry.
HOW CUTE, YOU WANT TO KEEP UP WITH ME.
WHEN TWO CHERUBS HATE EACH OTHER IN THAT PARTICULAR, DISGUSTINGLY SPECIAL WAY, THEY TRANSFORM INTO GARGANTUAN SERPENTS AND BATTLE, AND THE LOSER CARRIES THE OFFSPRING.
YOUR OBEDIENCE PLEASES ME.
CLEARLY YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CHERUB REPRODUCTION.
A GREAT SERPENT.
(o^▽^o) #GirlMeal! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/abf3503b0f70.gif ♫
It must be sad to be so down bad that a simple affirmation gets you acting the fool. #vagueposting
Sometimes I feel like I’ve made some bad decisions in my life, but then it’s like… hold on. I need a nonsense metaphor to explain this one. like I accidentally bumped a curb in my car, and then I watch someone else speed past me, hit a ramp, and then do a 360 spinning car flip into the SUN with a nuke in the backseat, all entirely on purpose with no seatbelt on and suddenly I don’t even know how to feel about ANYTHING anymore. God damn Bud.
I need to be keeping closer eyes on things. I like him too! It's important for him to play.
Nooo that's so funny. I wish I had been online at the time.
GOOD BOY.
ALL FORCES BEND TO MY WILL. FIRE INCLUDED.
fell for it award
I AM LAUGHING SO MOTHERFUCKING HARD.
"OZA-TAP Official This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission. @chillerAficionado [CA] So where would you even 8egin with huge massive snake sex if you don't get to 8e huge massive also?" #nsfw
that’s what the rings for, dumbfuck.
You may think she’s gone insane…
HAA. AND IN FACT…IT JUST MIGHT HURT HER.
LET’S PLAY STRONG VERSUS WEAK. YOU HIDE, I WILL SEEK. NO MATTER HOW YOU SNEAK. IN TIME, I’LL HEAR Y O U SHRIEK.
YES, DO DEFLECT WITH YOUR LITTLE JOKES. THE ONLY AMMUNITION YOU HAVE.
PRESUMPTUOUS LITTLE SEER. YOU ALREADY WERE.
THE GAME IS YOUR LIFE, AND I HAVE PLAYED IT FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
It's out there, man, I'm so sorry
I have a suggestion.
:o) Bean Bacon
thanks mom
he didnt shoot me before anybody asks id kick his ass if he did
Query 6: Anonymous I'm trying to wrap my head around the god complex thing you have going on. Like, yes. First Guardian. That speaks for itself. But if your primary goal is simply to let something more powerful come after you, doesn't that lend to at least some amount of inferiority that you have to contend with? How do you square it all? Response: My answer to this has changed since I have joined this platform. I was, and am, proud to serve my lord and bring about his destiny. I was content with being an excellent host, one who facilitated events and then gracefully stepped aside to make room for my one and only better. But ever since I have bleached the…terminus of my lords destiny, I have come to new realizations and calculations. My purpose will be completed, I will bring about the end of the universe and his coming. But when that purpose ends, I will not. No, instead I will gain a new purpose. A new role. One I had once been content to serve, and will now instead fill. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfdbJylzaSFixR8hq8zmXaKJ8-pDmKQ-WIwyCeD22AbAhPH3Q/viewform?usp=header
I am, certainly, not nearly so base and publicly crude.
I'm running this test again to see if the first time was just a one-off. Club react this post if you'd voluntarily let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon.
I’m quite pleased with how things have been going.
Can you all please STOP?
"Sometimes"?
...cringe...
DEAN NO SHIT HE GOT HIS AIRPODS IN FUCK
oh. it...leaves a lot of evidence? well, that's no good! thanks for the tip!!!
Alas, some people can’t handle a simple brutal beating of their friend and coworker.
I should make a Green Sun That seems like a good idea
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
insensitive to the handmaids hard word yesterday.
why does your pfp look like you made the mimic? (￣～￣;) https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/imadethemimic.png
you did
OWWWW-UH!
Doesn't mean it isn't dire.
too busy whooping ass.
I mean they.
Please do not request drone strikes.
G00d evening my fuckfull pe0ns
NO.
Food review for Eleventh Circle in Stronghold 21 I had the privilege today of dining at Eleventh Circle, Stronghold 21's premier restaurant serving experiences reminiscent of Renaissance Oceanside delights. I was there for a meeting of the minds with my editors so I couldn't truly indulge in their truest delights (time limits, as I'm sure you're aware), but what I did have time for was divine. I was served a premier meal of imitation caviar and seagreens, paired with a most delightfully aged malbec. The salty flavour mixed in with the refreshing greens had me widening my eyes and diving back in for more. 9/10 experience, one point docked only because the waitress didn't laugh at my joke. Poor service etiquette. #foodblogging #wine