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@arachnidiansGrasp[AG]

Well, I'm here.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/6gspkanBFfUq47lS6ayzTO?si=a3a33fe3acc34d15

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@disturbedAperture[DA]

♰ truly devastating stuff.. we can always honor his dark presence by continuing to carry his music in our ears and hearts ♰

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@araneaSerket[AS]

Good morning, John. You're rather cheery!

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@flightyBroad[FB]

A brief thank you to @thatGamerrrgrl for ambushing me with the predatory all-looming eye of my own illicitly intercepted phone for the accompanying image. I am chronically unphotogenic, so you will have to pardon the less than Met Gala framing of the image accompanying. Even if my mother insists it is otherwise. I enjoy rewarding good behavior. It reinforces more of it, and as a token of goodwill, it endows me with the steps necessary to reflect and anticipate lapses in judgement before they turn into leaps. I had a rough day. @ectoBiologist#7495 made it better. I enjoyed our conversation about Magic cards and your extreme willingness to teach a friend of ours how to play gobbos. As such, expect a little "operant conditioning loot drop" in the coming days. It should arrive via priority mail, but let me know if there are any unanticipated delays. I am ever eternally grateful for our friendship. #FaceReveal #MTG #Operant-Conditioning #Psychology #Motivation #Blessed #Mom-I-will-stab-you-with-crochet-needles-if #you-call-me-a-DIVA-one-more-time #Love-you https://i.imgur.com/V5WeLtW.png

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

The benefits of starting a planner late is that you have free pages to fuck around with. https://i.postimg.cc/SNqdcXCM/IMG-0133.jpg

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

All Daves are like this btw. Don't make them take their shades off.

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@flightyBroad[FB]

I can see to it a crochet dice carrier has your name on it when your search is concluded. Alongside another for your serendipitous Serket.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i'm just saying, i have never seen dave and protoman in the same room. i haven't actually seen protoman at all but still!

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/daf14d922a60.jpg

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spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

you joke about it but until you have one youll never understand that pain johnny boy tread lightly

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@flightyBroad[FB]

I prefer my nightmares homegrown and organic. I am also tragically ever smitten to the confines of Eldrazi clutches. Were Ito to reprise his artistic encore role with fair lady Emrakul’s dread likeness, price would become irrelevant.

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Ah, Simic. The first Friday Night Magic I ever won was incidentally via the use of Biovisionary in Gatecrash. In absentia of a tasteful purple mana coloration, my umbrage is often Black, Simic, or both in a silly shenanigan rich Sultai slurry. Speaking of which, are you familiar with all the printings of The Mimeoplasm? I forbid you to look if not. Consider it eldritch knowledge of the most inaccessible sort if nothing clicks when I say this. I need heartfelt gift ideas an I may have just struck Green, Blue, and Black oozing gold.

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

thats super helpful actually thanks john

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@slenderMan[SM]

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

i actually just got into mtg i like red and black i wanna build a goblin deck

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like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.

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@flightyBroad[FB]

More than a little transfixed at the concept of pen nib insignia nail polish. Please. Somebody talk me out of this atrocity of an idea as I actively do it. https://i.imgur.com/bg0g31G.png

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@advantageousCatharsis[AC]

straight up br_ewi|\|g my p0ti0|\|s, studyi|\|g my t0m_es, y_eah im wizardi|\|g it #wizardp0sti|\|g #wizard

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i can understand that being the only post tagged gpoy but im surprised that its the only post turning up in the wizards tag. ive seen no less than half a dozen alternate versions of myself running around. youre telling me im the only one posting wizards? i dont believe you. youre lying. show me the wizard posts.

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HėLLȯ ȯȯMFS!!! I havė lėarṅėd this tėrm aṅd plaṅ tȯ cȯṅtiṅuė tȯ usė it. HȯȯRAH!

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Keep an eye out, there are surprises on the way.

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oh oh i know!! maybe i'll watch train to busan again!!

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@turntechGodheaded[TG]

i will, thanks jade B]

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Watch it over again this slander cant stand.

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@turntechGodheaded[TG]

good morning chittr i seem to have put a rib out of place while i slept

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-_-....

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i feel like if i say dog stuff on here it just gets too predictable! maybe i should make a secret third sound. chirp chirp!!!

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

God, exactly what I was waiting for. Needed this today.

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@disturbedAperture[DA]

♰ pitying my pity post only shows how much more pity-able you are ♰

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

By George, who is that charming little horse thing?

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Shȯuld I hȯst watch partiės?? Wȯuld aṅy ȯthėr trȯll bė iṅtėrėstėd iṅ surrėal humaṅ mystėry shȯws :0c Humaṅs iṅtėrėstėd iṅ rė-watchiṅg iṅvitėd Tȯȯ!

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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 // OOCly i am gonna plug my ko-fi and paypal tho. if you like what im doing here, consider throwing me something. i got hrt and adhd meds to pay for! <3 and chittr's server infrastructure. a patreon with site perks will be set up soon! // https://ko-fi.com/0xeff // https://paypal.me/hecksadecimal #ooc #shilling -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- GzYGkTaN+wAwoX+ObijdbtIiPOjfeFJrXQFRlKyYBgqhRuVMwlYZWmXTph/RZpBU lVZWvyq/zXIMy+EOJiJPTajIEisLihMcECYKUnkTrEsuLmBaBemexMadwZWpnKrR iOXKFFvYB+rLUGEQEms/ZPqSDuffJkquhgHiQUxCUnBbcIhXaotsIPLrRbskxDSP Dqn+UGFYzAVaaRlKehRJpvfcJaZrichZlhFONbBbrPrMKRPdMsAxhWEuEzcHyCJF NgQUbfm/s/iISyrmz/YDeetAtaQPJXWYmEDRPdwN+PimkAQrVprmfJ+LQpWuQqag aXtFeCpzBxeqC+kFUSieBLRYVwrdIxsiwfYxbdFkcPPNxxNLcElkXEPDSsFyKLZx cpCf =/A/w -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

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B33 < furosted flakes arent as good as I remembpurr B33 < but at least I get to look at the number 1 furry mascot thirst trap while i eat

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

TH4NK YOU

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

hello im just asking everyone what to do if you suspect your dead friend might possess you some time in the future? time sensitive :/

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Well then! Were certainly cooking with petrol now! Greetings and salutations everyone!

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

SH3/H3R 1S OUT. GR3ML1N 1S 1N.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

heyy bby <333 gues who got vrfied by a crtified cutie!! @dynamicFlowfields <333

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

L1T3R4LLY 4LW4YS GODD4MN

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

helluuuu sxy fixd rechitt button

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@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

h3yyyyy g4nggggg. wok3 up f33l1ng FR34K1N FR3SH3R TH4N USU4L!!! wond3r why th4t 1s. >8]

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Strȯṅg trȯlls.. Aṅy tips fȯr buildiṅg musclė... Askiṅg fȯr a friėṅd..

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I wake up for. Like. Two minutes. I look at chittr like the dopamine addict i am. I see a Jake with an Avatar profile picture. That’s enough chittr for today. Goodnighf

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

L3G4LLY BLOND3 4ND TW3LV3 4NGRY M3N.

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iron lung has it for you

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

R3ST 1N P34C3 TO MY NOT1F1C4T1ONS

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Have you seen the Tomb Raider films?

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YES

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「 My condolences for all of you just waking up. That means you have to be on Chittr. ⥮

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3 roseposts in less than 2 minutes what more could u ask 4??

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I rise from my coffin to wreak havoc on the general populace once more. #Thebeasthasrisen

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

OverratEd pick. gImmE cArlOs any day of the wIpE

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that would be so fun! im always happy to have company! ...dunno if i can honestly say im "fully reformed" but i swear im tryin someday theyll let me outta house arrest

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Currėṅt Mȯȯd: Iṅquisitivė #ṅėwGrimȯirėAquirėd

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whats yalls favorite pastry? i gotta go with red velvet cake myself

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I wOndEr If I cAn tEAch OthErs tO rEAd thE mIrthfUl tArOt? I knOw thErE Is stIll mUch fOr mE tO lEArn mysElf, bUt I hAvE AlwAys bEEn tOld tEAchIng Is thE lAst stEp Of lEArnIng!

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yo fat highblood bitches bad asl id pail that

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B33 < im living my best life B33 < this roof is SO fucking sunny and cozy

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B33 < i think them panning it was like B33 < arguably a much better sign than if theyd actually liked it BPP

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There's nothing quite like a hot coffee being spilled directly onto your lap first thing in the morning. Feeling quite blessed.

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

and here i thought you liked terezi for her personality :p

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@gardenGamma[GG]

its okay <3

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egbun i'm 1x proud cuz ur appreciatin the women but 1x disappointed for callin em bitches in tha same post >:c

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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

THIS ONE MAY HAVE EXTRA FAT BITCHES.

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@gardenGamma[GG]

john!! dont call women bitches!! >:v

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@turntechGodheaded[TG]

Ive arisen once more and breakfast is some cold ass mcdonalds fries

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

every time you touch your dick or look at a titty or whatever the sweet fuck trolls do you are combating the rampant rise of fascist flavored puritanism corrupting this godforsaken country #woke #nsfw #fightback

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

good morning everyone! https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/6284ba74c245c6601a86705672fbc0fdcdcde694.png woe, titties be upon ye #nsfw

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

thanks man

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

i goofed too close to the sun and now i have another milestone (1111) so there will be two drawings to do suffering from success anyways next post will be about the art thing gimme a sec https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/443fe7a43501.jpg

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@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Hello, John. An additional welcome to Chittr. Did you recently join?

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

damn bro you got a good grip have you been workin out #bromosnothomos

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girls love me, 8ack off theyre mine

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

#nohomo

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Gȯȯdṅight ėvėryȯṅė!! Had a drėam abȯut Scully.. what a wȯṅdėrful way tȯ wakė up…

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

shit dont even mention it man im gonna start bursting to tears in front of everybody and its a little too early to be embarrassing myself

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

next time theyre touring bro hmu you and me vip

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

dangerous cerulean girls hit me up im testing something here

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God yea If i didnt have this game bs going on id have done it ages ago lol

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

damn didnt know you were down with the sickness ooh wah ah ah ah

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Niceee I havent done that in a while i might put some time aside to

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

i mean youre right but whats the alternative here when its assfuck o clock in the morning hopes and prayers aint getting me outta this one egbert

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Idk if talking to consorts counts as exciting but ive got that going on Wbu

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Good morning Chittr. I'm enjoying this chamaleonic facet that we have, seamlessly going from regular posting, to animal facts, to music, to politics, to degeneracy, and now whimsy and mirth from the posse of face-painted entertainers who may or may not be clinically and/or legally insane.

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