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#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/6gspkanBFfUq47lS6ayzTO?si=a3a33fe3acc34d15

A brief thank you to @thatGamerrrgrl for ambushing me with the predatory all-looming eye of my own illicitly intercepted phone for the accompanying image. I am chronically unphotogenic, so you will have to pardon the less than Met Gala framing of the image accompanying. Even if my mother insists it is otherwise. I enjoy rewarding good behavior. It reinforces more of it, and as a token of goodwill, it endows me with the steps necessary to reflect and anticipate lapses in judgement before they turn into leaps. I had a rough day. @ectoBiologist#7495 made it better. I enjoyed our conversation about Magic cards and your extreme willingness to teach a friend of ours how to play gobbos. As such, expect a little "operant conditioning loot drop" in the coming days. It should arrive via priority mail, but let me know if there are any unanticipated delays. I am ever eternally grateful for our friendship. #FaceReveal #MTG #Operant-Conditioning #Psychology #Motivation #Blessed #Mom-I-will-stab-you-with-crochet-needles-if #you-call-me-a-DIVA-one-more-time #Love-you https://i.imgur.com/V5WeLtW.png

The benefits of starting a planner late is that you have free pages to fuck around with. https://i.postimg.cc/SNqdcXCM/IMG-0133.jpg

I can see to it a crochet dice carrier has your name on it when your search is concluded. Alongside another for your serendipitous Serket.
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
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you joke about it but until you have one youll never understand that pain johnny boy tread lightly

I prefer my nightmares homegrown and organic. I am also tragically ever smitten to the confines of Eldrazi clutches. Were Ito to reprise his artistic encore role with fair lady Emrakul’s dread likeness, price would become irrelevant.

Ah, Simic. The first Friday Night Magic I ever won was incidentally via the use of Biovisionary in Gatecrash. In absentia of a tasteful purple mana coloration, my umbrage is often Black, Simic, or both in a silly shenanigan rich Sultai slurry. Speaking of which, are you familiar with all the printings of The Mimeoplasm? I forbid you to look if not. Consider it eldritch knowledge of the most inaccessible sort if nothing clicks when I say this. I need heartfelt gift ideas an I may have just struck Green, Blue, and Black oozing gold.
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thats super helpful actually thanks john
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i actually just got into mtg i like red and black i wanna build a goblin deck

More than a little transfixed at the concept of pen nib insignia nail polish. Please. Somebody talk me out of this atrocity of an idea as I actively do it. https://i.imgur.com/bg0g31G.png
i can understand that being the only post tagged gpoy but im surprised that its the only post turning up in the wizards tag. ive seen no less than half a dozen alternate versions of myself running around. youre telling me im the only one posting wizards? i dont believe you. youre lying. show me the wizard posts.
Keep an eye out, there are surprises on the way.
oh oh i know!! maybe i'll watch train to busan again!!

Watch it over again this slander cant stand.
i feel like if i say dog stuff on here it just gets too predictable! maybe i should make a secret third sound. chirp chirp!!!

God, exactly what I was waiting for. Needed this today.

By George, who is that charming little horse thing?
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B33 < furosted flakes arent as good as I remembpurr B33 < but at least I get to look at the number 1 furry mascot thirst trap while i eat
Well then! Were certainly cooking with petrol now! Greetings and salutations everyone!
「 My condolences for all of you just waking up. That means you have to be on Chittr. ⥮
3 roseposts in less than 2 minutes what more could u ask 4??

I rise from my coffin to wreak havoc on the general populace once more. #Thebeasthasrisen
that would be so fun! im always happy to have company! ...dunno if i can honestly say im "fully reformed" but i swear im tryin someday theyll let me outta house arrest
whats yalls favorite pastry? i gotta go with red velvet cake myself
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yo fat highblood bitches bad asl id pail that
B33 < im living my best life B33 < this roof is SO fucking sunny and cozy
B33 < i think them panning it was like B33 < arguably a much better sign than if theyd actually liked it BPP
There's nothing quite like a hot coffee being spilled directly onto your lap first thing in the morning. Feeling quite blessed.
egbun i'm 1x proud cuz ur appreciatin the women but 1x disappointed for callin em bitches in tha same post >:c
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girls love me, 8ack off theyre mine
God yea If i didnt have this game bs going on id have done it ages ago lol
Niceee I havent done that in a while i might put some time aside to
Idk if talking to consorts counts as exciting but ive got that going on Wbu

Good morning Chittr. I'm enjoying this chamaleonic facet that we have, seamlessly going from regular posting, to animal facts, to music, to politics, to degeneracy, and now whimsy and mirth from the posse of face-painted entertainers who may or may not be clinically and/or legally insane.

































