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Beam that makes you uwu
women #yearning
youre gonna look great!!
I'm a radical extremist Radically friendly and extremely cute! )(e)(e
there's a little 6it of Comfort in knowing that i'm someone's favourite guy. don't know who that someone is, 6ut it's gotta 6e right. o◡o
shamelessly and stupidly flirty, that i am!
guess you'd know all a6out 6ein' Cute, eh stranger? >◡o
i love all the jade harley... with their 6lessin' i'd pet 'em all. we'd 6e spaCe friends if i'd ever made it through my session. >◡<
the nice thing about ibuprofen and other pain relievers is that theyre a gift from the inventor to you. thank you stewart adams! :)
buy a little pinkie pie toy and take her everywhere!
how should it feel to be loved? fuck.
this post will self destruct
what if we all played minecraft together wouldnt that be cute and fun
^^exactlY, You get it!^^ ^^maYbe not the stuff about it not being a crY for help .W.^^
you could be allergic to moon dust and not even know it
.if you even think about going back to your shitty eX .i am perfectly within my rights to bully the shit out of you for iT .and i wilL .not a vague posT
On the warpath. #theopics
I Miss My Matesprit. He Is Just In The Other Block, I Am Being Dramatic On Purpose.
Well, on the bright side, I don't think this big pile of math homework I have to worry about anymore. Thanks SBURB
half the band isnt in the band we're all just blocking the street
The Power Of Lesbianism^2
This Is The Greatest Compliment I Could Ever Receive.
Love Is Inherently A Flawed Thing, Just Attraction Of Two Parties. It Comes In Many Shapes And Sizes But If We're Speaking From A Strictly Logical Point Of View Love Only Serves To Make Things Far More Difficult Than They Are. Love Can Be Platonic, Romantic, It Can Be Anything. I Am Love.
next time, i’ll just ask u guys to kiss my round fat ass. #sassy #suggestive
𑄝 chattt. CYYUUUTTTEEE!!!! rwar. ੭
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₍^. .^₎⟆ !’m sSso fuck!ng joyp!lled꠹
Hashtag 'virgin' is insane.
Yeah no problem jackoff/
Ah/ Another human on the troll website/ I'll save you the time of forty posts ask/ing what th/ings are/ If you see a term you're unfamiliar with, then it's probably someth/ing stupid/ BIOLOGY AND THE TROLL BODY abdominal sausages: Guts or intestines aggravation sponge: A very harsh headache acid tract / acid tubes: Stomach or intestines anguish bladder: Organ behind the forehead contain/ing dismay fluid auricular sponge clots: Hear/ing organs bellowsacs: Lungs or breath/ing organs blood pusher: Heart bulge: A general body appendage/ Can refer to someth/ing phallic, a hand, shoulder, back, head, or skull depend/ing on context chagrin tunnel: Anus, or possibly the digestive tract from mouth to anus chitin chunk: Probably a reproductive organ chitinous windhole: Throat digestion bladder: Stomach dismay fluid: Fluid stored in the anguish bladder frond: An appendage, such as a leg, hand, or wrist gallsphincter: Presumably part of a gall bladder ganderbulb: Eyeball gastric evacuation gland: Bowel glance nugget: Eye hear ducts: Hear/ing organs hemospectrum: The spectrum of colors found in troll blood ignorance shaft / ignorance tunnel / ignorance gash: Throat, windpipe, or mouth, particularly when describ/ing someone say/ing someth/ing foolish lobe stem: Part of the brain, similar to a lobe or brain stem lookstubs: Part of the eye, apparently the eyelids lumpsquirt: Someth/ing squirted from a lump meal tunnel: Esophagus nook: A bodily crevice or entrance, such as the anus or throat nub: A lump or protrud/ing body part, such as a shoulder, chest, knee, or short horn nugbone: Head or skull point stump: F/inger porous cranial plates: Part of the skull through which blood flows posture pole: Spine prong: A bodily extension, usually a f/inger or hand protein chute: Esophagus pump biscuit: Heart rumble spheres: Breasts seed flap: Presumably a reproductive orifice shame globes: Presumably sexual organs, possibly analogous to testicles sniffnodes: Olfactory organs sniff nub / sniff tube: Parts of the nose or olfactory system snort barrels: Nostrils spinal crevice: Ass or ass crack spine lump: Part of the head located along the spine, possibly simply the head sponge: Brain squawk blister / squawk gaper: Throat or voice-produc/ing organ squeal pipette: Throat or voice-produc/ing organ strut pod: Foot strut stick: Leg or locomot/ing limb think pan / pan: Brain or head thoratic struts: Ribs thump tortoise: Heart torso pillar: Back or spine wiggler: Larval or infant troll, also used for the young of other species CULTURE AND SOCIETY archeradicator: Alternian military archer arena stickball: Team sport similar to table stickball auditerrorizer: Auditor blastoff device: Rocket blastoff research: Rocket science bookhive: Library breeze blender: Fan capacioniter: Unit of length cavalreaper: Alternian military warrior who uses joust/ing clutchropes: Grappl/ing ropes or hooks cross/ing trestle: Bridge excessive bodily force poetry: Someth/ing similar to Earth slam poetry flaysquad: Group of threshecutioners gamblignant: Deadly marauder with a passion for games of chance grubschool: Preschool or kindergarten hive: House or home hivebatch: Neighborhood or group of hives hive stem: High-rise-like structure with hives constructed along its sides hold pole: Rail/ing killosopher: Philosopher concerned with kill/ing laughsassin / laughssassin: Alternian military combatant who uses trapeze techniques legislacerator: Lawyer and bounty hunter looneyblock: Insane asylum recreational field / recreation sprawl: Park ruffiannihilator: Alternian military warrior known for brute strength schoolhive: School school fed / schoolfed: Educated or "schooled" scienstiff: Scientist or intellectual regarded as humorless or conventional soil perturber: Shovel stemcluster: City composed of hive stems subgrub: Suburb or outly/ing district of a stemcluster subjugglator: Juggalo-like member of Alternia's rul/ing religious or military order subjugglation: Subjugation performed by subjugglators terrologian: Theologian threshecutioner: Alternian military warrior who uses thresh/ing weapons such as sickles thresher: Sharp implement associated with threshecutioners Trollplanet: Alternia, as rendered in the Alternian alphabet FLORA AND FAUNA baabeast: Sheep bark gnomes: Fairies barkbeast / barkfiend: Dog or canine beefgrub: Larva bred for consumption bivalved jewel container / bivalvular sea critter: Oyster or other bivalve buzzbug: Bee cheese critter: Mouse, rat, or similar small rodent cholerbear: Sluggish lusus commonly associated with the teal caste cluckbeast: Chicken or other poultry dangleslug: Squiddle or cephalopod dirt noodle: Worm gobblefiend: Turkey honkbird: Goose hoofbeast: Horse-like animal, sometimes aquatic lusus naturae: Alternian monster species whose members raise young trolls marchbugs: Ants milkbeast: Cow or cattle moobeast: Cow or cattle musclebeast: Large muscular nocturnal creature with humanoid and bestial anatomy nibble vermin: Mouse, rat, or similar chew/ing pest nut creature: Squirrel porkfiend: Pig purrbeast: Cat quackbeast: Duck rainbow drinker: Vampire ripperwasp: Bee-like insect shadow dropper: Undead creature of the daytime shellscuttler: Lobster-like crustacean skyhorse: Fly/ing seahorse-like lusus snake-rodent: Weasel or similar long-bodied rodent-like animal spleenfowl: Loud, unintelligent lusus associated with the teal caste squeakbeast: Rat or mouse st/ingbug: Hornet talonscreecher: Bird trunkbeast / trumpet beast: Elephant tubeflora: Tree woolbeast: Sheep HOUSEHOLD AND FOOD [number] wheel device: Wheeled vehicle or object/ One wheel device means unicycle, four wheel device can mean wheelchair, etc/ ablutionrobe: Bathrobe ablution trap: Bathtub bileslaw: Coleslaw-like food block: Generic word for a room bobblenug: Bobblehead figurine boiled tree blood: Maple syrup or similar sap-based food bulbhuggers: Possible word for a bra buttery exploded kernels: Popcorn churned dairy product: Butter corpse box: Coffin or casket crisprange: Stove Cruel Aid: Kool-Aid-like drink dong shouter: Bell dross coffer: Garbage can escalation zigzags: Stairs extraterraneal land/ing slats: Rooftop balcony-like structures falldown slat: Skateboard fart niblets: Beans flavor disc: Pizza gander precipice: Balcony gland holsters: Possible word for a bra glitter biscuit: Sparkly sticker or award grub: Common Alternian foodstuff, used in dishes such as grubsauce and grubcakes and sometimes in technology grubshed: Small grub-related shed, possibly analogous to a doghouse heft satchels: Possible word for a bra hunger trunk: Fridge or pantry huskloaf: Baked food husktop: Laptop hydration cylinder: Beverage can jut duffels: Possible word for a bra lawnmeal: Picnic lawnr/ing: Yard loaf supplement: Bologna loungeplank: Couch or sofa meal block: Kitchen medicalizer: Wall-mounted heal/ing device nub stilts: High-heeled shoes nutrition cylinder: Can of food nutrition plateau: Plate offal drum: Trash can palmhusk: Mobile phone or handheld computer panlid: Hat protrusion hammocks: Possible word for a bra peal screamer: Bell recuperacoon: Sopor slime-filled sleep/ing pod respiteblock: Bedroom rumpusblock: Recreation or rumpus room scald/ing leaf fluid: Tea scourdray: Mop cart scuttlebuggy: Vehicle/ Can refer to fly/ing, hover/ing, wheeled, or legged vehicles omniscuttlecoach: Large vehicle for transport/ing many trolls, similar to a bus snack mineral: Salt or other mineral season/ing smearspinner: Floor waxer snuggleplane: Blanket spherical fruit str/ing: Grapevine splaysac: Soft chair similar to a beanbag, filled with sopor slime swaychair: Rock/ing chair thermal hull: Refrigerator tobacco flutes: Cigars troll caegar: Coin wheelstops: Brakes wobble rucksack: Possible word for a bra zigzag incline: Stairway EXPRESSIONS AND GRAMMAR "blood beneath the abatoir": "water under the bridge" "bury the thresher": "bury the hatchet" "cloak-and-laser": "cloak-and-dagger" "cold gobblefiend": "cold turkey" "collide-and-scamper": "hit-and-run" columnsnap: Whiplash red distraction fish: Red herr/ing enclosure talons: Quotation marks or f/inger quotes finish crumbs: Sentence-end/ing punctuation, especially periods "grub-fisted": "ham-fisted" hav/ing one's horns handed to them: Hav/ing one's ass handed to them, or be/ing thoroughly defeated "hunt-and-sequester": "hide-and-seek" invertebrother: Fraternal term of affection, possibly religious make one's recuperacoon and wriggle around in its slime: "make one's bed and lie in it" "(not) my container of scald/ing leaf fluid": "(not) my cup of tea" "no need to flip your thinkpan": "no need to flip your lid" "off my swaychair": "off my rocker" "opposable digits in huskloafs": "f/ingers in pies" "r/ings a dong shouter" / "r/ings a peal screamer": "r/ings a bell" "ripperwasp in their jock": "bee in their bonnet" "run-of-the-grain-grinder": "run-of-the-mill" "scrubbed fuchsia": Scrubbed clean or "whitewashed," possibly referr/ing to fuchsia-caste censorship shout pole: Exclamation mark "spill the fart niblets": "spill the beans" "spinn/ing my wheel device": "spinn/ing my wheels" surprise noodle: Question mark tomewriggler: Bookworm "troll caegar a dozen": "dime a dozen" "weakslime": "weaksauce" "when shit hits the breeze blender" / "when shit hits the thresher": "when shit hits the fan" "wild honkbird chase": "wild goose chase" "without a bean in your thinkpan": Empty-headed, unintelligent, or foolish Be warned for #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #biology and whatever else/
its pretty cool
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i’m at 200 followers!!! but, like, how should i celebrate?? https://media.tenor.com/UQ0NdiYW_YIAAAAM/gf-gf-fnf.gif
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tHeY CaLl mE ThE BiG ChEeSe aT WoRk
diamond: pity. self-explanatory spade: hate. self-explanatory club: mediate. basically a "ok, thats enough of that" / "reel it in pal" / "hey, maybe dont" button.
woof.
B33 < meow caw
aww, thanks!! it’s ok, the show must go on. anyway, lmk if you need any heel reccs. i have too many for it to be healthy.
A new day. A new heeheeheehee.