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Work it harder. Make it better. Do it faster. Makes us stronger.
so far i have made enough to buy a business suit or replace a broken window just to use a random nonspecific and common ass household analogy for hella dough had
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby to behave like size was never the most important part. The X-Factor is through chuckleconditioning. Lowbloods, office cullployees, moirails with poor stress management, cullployee host bar applicants, and whatever the Annalist is doing near the desk are all part of the field around it. Try being told to get on the desk near this bulge. You will probably feel better and worse. There's almost a radiating warmth from it. As bleak as this troll can be at times, it makes my pan feel better just communing with it. His bulge is not overly large. That is probably why it has developed an entire office around itself. Cigar smoke. Scotch. Cold slime. Petroleum residue. Expensive chair leather. Stress-sweat. A little panic. Old money pretending it is comfort. It smells like a cigar lounge built inside a recuperacoon, and I regret how much that explains. Taste is bitter smoke, dark sugar, salt, and something medicinal from the cigars. Texture is smooth, warm, and more responsive than the measurements deserve. There is no severe ridge profile, no dramatic purpleblood overdevelopment, no historic caste nightmare hiding under the desk. The underside is sensitive enough to explain the bossiness. Not justify it. Explain. The Baronair is ideal for anyone trying to experience Beforan highblood workplace meionics without being physically overwhelmed. Small. Bossy. Desk-certified. Huskboard-adjacent. Better in a lap than in a joust. Palind Pinnip is for communing. The Baronair is for being managed.꧂
It was a dream come true to appear in #Jackass: Best and Last with the gang we all know and love. Catch me in #RobotRectalExam, giving it to Steve-O the way @timaeusTestified#0414 wishes he could. In theaters now.
INSUFFERABLE BULGEWRINGING HELLBASTARDS, WHAT THIS REDACTION-SMASHING TURBOBITCH IS TRYING TO TELL YOU IS THAT THE FELT IS *NOT* FUN AND GAMES. IN FACT, THE ONLY CLOWNERY HAPPENING AT *THIS* FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE CARNIVAL IS KURLOZ'S STAND-UP. AND NEED I REMIND YOU THAT HE, LIKE ME, LIKE MARA, LIKE *EVERY* SHITSTAIN TO BE SCRAPED UP AND PRESS-GANGED INTO SERVICE AT CUEBALL SATAN'S MEAN GREEN FREAK EMPORIUM, IS CURSED TO LIVE OUT MULTIPLE FUCKING *ETERNITIES* OF SERVICE, HERE? THIS PLACE WILL CHANGE YOU, HICARI. THE WORK HOURS ARE UNENDING. THE DEMANDS ARE GRUELING. THE COWORKERS ARE SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IN WAYS THAT THE PHRASE FAILS TO ADUMBRATE. THE FELT IS A *FUCKING* NIGHTMARE. AND YOU WANT TO JOIN ON *PURPOSE?* HICARI, LISTEN TO ME. IF NOT TO MARA, THEN TO ME. THE FELT IS *NOT* A GOOD IDEA. YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR THE END OF EVERYTHING? TO STAND AT THE FUCKING PRECIPICE AND CHEER FOR THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE, KAZOO ALREADY BUZZING BETWEEN YOUR GRINNING LIPS, DANCING A MERRY FUCKING JIG? LITTLE MISS "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE?" WELL WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOU FUCKING *CAN'T ?*
CHITTR HANDLE: @veritysGleam YOUR MESSAGE: ⊹₊˚{ soooo like }>u>{ howwww would a lowly #deepmaid best dedicate herself to becoming like, a certified #maidboss like you....? }@u@{ im DYINGGGG to know!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ LOOKING FOR WORK: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: YES. AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU IN A LITTLE GREEN MINISKIRT. OR TO STOMP YOU TO DEATH OVER THE COURSE OF A BRUTALLY VIOLENT AND YURIFUL HAZING PERIOD. WHICH ULTIMATELY BRINGS US CLOSER. AND BLOODIER. AND WETTER. THAN WE’VE EVER BEEN. WITH ANOTHER TROLL. YOU’RE ROYALTY. SURELY YOU HAVE BETTER PROSPECTS. THAN POLISHING TABLE STICKBALLS AT THE MAGICAL GIRL FACTORY. DON’T YOU? THAT SAID. YOU’RE A GROWN BITCH. IF YOU ARE SO DESPERATE TO DOOM YOURSELF. I WON’T STOP YOU. #APPLYNOW.
Yes! #thinking #living #learning #mindpalace
teensy tinsy guy w/ a HUGEEEEE fuckin inner world #hisrichinnerworld
Clicking still plagues my office. Such is my unhurried, can't-be-assed-to-mince-about-it fate. Will resume my search after a nice walk. Fresh air, or as fresh as it gets on this dustheap.
⛧here. abuse the interactive homonculus https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218014⛧
- To quote one very deceased and very beloved Alternian treasure, Troll Bruno Mars... - "Why we gotta fight?" LOL. 😆😆🤣🤣🤣
(Uh) You got it if you wwant it (Yah) Got, got it if you wwant it - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
anon says: fight night is done for but if we ever get a meenah vs meenah pt2 i need to know who im betting for so who would win? nebber thought aboat it but its tru its been foreva since the last #fightnight 38/ anywaves neither a us would go down w/o a fight but we all know i always come out on top. @cuttlefishCrusher gettin smoked grilled n served on a golden platter hi gill 38* #meenahmania #violence
tHEY GAVE ME, tHE KEY TO THE CITY, aND EVERYTHING,
What is more powerful? THEYTHEM NOOK #NSFW <3 <> Or HELLEN OF TROLL <3< c3<
im #notgay wwith the exception bein kar although frankly i wwould totally bankroll her transition just sayin
Devastating news for guys everywhere hoping not to grow into their fathers.
this is horrifying to read. not the piss part, but the birthday clown part. it's like my own personal twilight zone episode. i'm genuinely freaked out right now. my heebies are jeebied. CLOWN COLLEGE? i'm gonna be sick. it's like someone worded a wish on the monkey's paw poorly and everything got all screwed up. how did this happen?
