Sigmund Freud
@freudianSlip
The father of psychoanalysis. Or psychology's daddy, I suppose.
"= if you. could be. another chittr user. who would you be. ="
One can be only be themselves.
Talk about sending mixed signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/575c25d73928.png @freudianSlip
Technology evades me. Slander. Delete. What do those buttons signify? #Ilikeprettywomen
Taking many notes. #Pissgate #Rollingaroundinmycasket #Intrigued
No, Sigmund! Sigmund! No! Don't roll around in your casket, Sigmund! The #Piss Sigmund! They don't do post-mortem casket cleanings, Sigmund! I've checked! https://i.imgur.com/bHGjpOI.png #Piss
#Canthearyou #Rotating #Gettintsplinters #Whomadethisthing
Ziggy, I think you should sit this one out. Your gangrened jaw would soon disintegrate if you continue roaming around these deity-forsaken lands.
[UNCLASSIFIED] Another night, another caegar.
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Big fan. Huge fan. #Butitwouldbebetterifitwasacigar.
There is an idea of a Dirk Strider, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably on Earth C) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? #Foodforthought #Yourewelcome #Drinkdeepthedregs #Daddyishome
Where id is, there shall ego be.
Searched smuppet and Rose posted the only result? #nsfw #prouddad #supriseoutcome
You search for relatives holding sexual puppets?
Hate that I walked into this, but also why do you plague my bloodline?
Any8ody know where a 8itch can cop a lighter out here? Mine's fucking dead, and I was JUST a8out to spark up. ::::( #su8stance
i only smoke troll cuban cigars im afraid my 4 by 4 wwould torch your little wweenie ciggy
#Personal #Horror #BodyHorror #Vent #Angst #Counting #Down #From #10 And one. Still mad. Okay. This is completely fucking unacceptable. I cannot even mark all as read. I am losing control of my life. The curse of my bloodline made manifest in the form of @thatGamerrrgrl. You contemptuous creation. You pig. You beast. You talkatively chatty and unruly horse's anus. Are you FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? You do not have to hit every single react button in painstakingly fastidious order on every single post I make until the end of time just because I happen to sport a passing resemblance to you in terms of cheek bones and dead scalp shavings! Family is not the end-all-be-all literal center of every interaction. How are you not out clubbing like normal alcoholics? Enjoying the party scene? Being lively, getting your proverbial dick wet, doing something, ANYTHING shy of ME??? There is not a high enough concentration of xanax in all the conjoined and amalgamated pharmacies in the next six hundred and sixty six conjoined area codes to quench my unfathomably boundless annoyance at your asinine antics. Please. Please. Please. Get therapy from somebody OTHER than your daughter. Get a social life. Strike up a few hobbies. Get addicted to gambling and meth. Do anything. Anything. And anybody else. Why me? Why me why me why me why me why me why me why me? https://i.imgur.com/rsosOn0.png
Please DM me.
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look im sorry i keep bringing your ma up man but like last night i had to set a hard boundary with her and she didnt take it well and shes totally going to take it out you but more importantly me so just brace for impact dude
Hurt people hurt people. - Me, probably.
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I've been advised to issue an apology for overcharging the masses by a coworker. Sorry. + 1,000,001 Caegars Apology Fee
Cigars?
its dumb howw some wwomen are so hot you havve to activvely suppress thinkin about it in order to act normal around them its like tryin to pail wwithout cummin turns it from easy sleazy pure pleasure into a balancin act ordeal a endurance kind a stressful an obnoxious tbh #nsfww #blackpill #wwomen #totalcuckstate
Please keep some things between yourself and a professional. This is not the place.
been a whole 20 minutes since my last scandal what we doin next taking suggestions
Controversially younger girlfriend.
i know the perfect one @freudianSlip the moment weve been waitin for babycakes
#NowReading: Haruki Murakami's Killing Commendatore. This book follows a middle aged artist finding a new life after an unexpected divorce. While staying in a famous (but now demented) artist's home, he begins to experience both the supernatural and the mysterious while working on a new neighbor's portrait. I will update my full review after completing the book.
isnt that the guy who always writes about wanting to screw his mom
Sometimes it's a sister. Or an old woman. Or a young woman. #Hegetsabitcontroversialwithit.
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Seconded.
wokE nursEry rhymEs bE likE thE it/zE/bit/xE spidEr
Everywhere I go, poets have been before me.
too many of you are far too freaky on main. ever heard of a private account???
One must embrace themself in whole.