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Ziggy, I think you should sit this one out. Your gangrened jaw would soon disintegrate if you continue roaming around these deity-forsaken lands.
What is a dilf.
the choice tobacco product for any hairy barrel chested vviolet blooded male
your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick man
Pe⁻rhaps the⁻ se⁻lf too is re⁻lative⁻.
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current mood: bitch idk i have a mood disorder
ive never felt more flattered in my life where tf is the reclit button when you need it #iknowwhatisaid
Black Majiks of the Womanly variety.
Much love and many blessings to all my lotus flowers out there. We have achieved greatness. Now we must stop least the wax melt off our wings and doom me to be smote by our gracious CEO. Also I change my mind, I don’t wish to torture the orange one. I like her. Mission accomplished. Fall back, if you please. https://i.ibb.co/KxRM24pZ/IMG-2140.jpg
Quad this post for a book recommendation. #Goodreads #Literate #LetmeHelpyou
My websites are legitimate businesses.
Likewise.
#chittraddictVerified
Emperor’s New Badge = Equipped.
-- Girlying It Up In The Girlcave You Know How It Is #grl
not gonna stop a hunter from blowing your shit out of the sky quickly
Karkat, you seem to have discovered the secret to Kult farming. I envy you.
tHIS IS, a WEIRD THING FOR, yOU TO BE ASKING AND, sEEMS LIKE A STAUNCH, tURN OF OPINION, bUT i AM GLAD, fOR YOU AND YOUR PERSONAL GROWTH, jOURNEY AND WILL, oBLIGE YOU BY, pITYING THIS,
@freudianSlip cameo crossover? Happy day.
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So sophisticated... #HelloHandsome.
The human barista messed up my order twice in two days and yet I still hold my tongue #solidarity.
I was in the 212, on the uptown A—and then the floods came.
I pity you but please turn off ur phone or give me a call. I cannot support this. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart.
hmmmmm idk man smells like compensation
#mothersknowbest
@freudianSlip
mines bigger ;p
Who's a good genocidal maniac?
troll romance splits into four roles: matesprit is normal romantic love, moirallegiance is emotional support and stabilizing, kismesissitude is intense mutual antagonism where two people are locked in rivalry and obsession, and auspisticism is a third party keeping a bad kismesis from spiraling out of control kismesissitude specifically is not random hate. it’s structured opposition. you’re fixated on each other, you argue, compete, and push against one another constantly. attraction can exist, but it’s expressed through conflict rather than affection. the relationship is defined by mutual engagement—you don’t ignore each other, you revolve around each other troll culture treats all of these as normal, and individuals can have different people in different quadrants at the same time. the system is about balancing emotional forces rather than having one exclusive “romantic” relationship
B33 < you guys ever get married just to feel the sting of divorce again
#ChittaddictsAnonymous
Another advantage to being hard of hearing: you can purrtend to hear what you want.
"I asked Grok", "I asked Google." I consulted with the elder gods in the ancient tongue. We are not the same. #ReveretheGame
my pages brings all the victims to the forest
My purrshake brings all the trolls to the lawnring.
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im still workshopping this
she pity on my chittr till i mediate
Complacency of the Lawyers.
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A fight seems to have broken out…wait—no. They’re…
To say I'm a big fan would be a gross understatement. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Tits or GTFO.
I've always asserted you were in need of professional help. We'll take care of you, Strider.
Never Forget Unus Sweepus
Please privately message me. The vast quantity of my research is restrained by the character limit.