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Sigmund Freud

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The father of psychoanalysis. Or psychology's daddy, I suppose.

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Taking many notes. #Pissgate #Rollingaroundinmycasket #Intrigued

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did you see the debate about femboys a couple days ago.

No, Sigmund! Sigmund! No! Don't roll around in your casket, Sigmund! The #Piss Sigmund! They don't do post-mortem casket cleanings, Sigmund! I've checked! https://i.imgur.com/bHGjpOI.png #Piss

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#Canthearyou #Rotating #Gettintsplinters #Whomadethisthing

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WE HAD ONE OF THOSE? WHEN

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Ziggy, I think you should sit this one out. Your gangrened jaw would soon disintegrate if you continue roaming around these deity-forsaken lands.

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On second thought. You should kin the Prince from the Katamari games. Go. Go. Go. Nothing can stop you. Never stop spinning. Lonely rolling star, you.

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Lashing out. #Someonesmommydidntlikethem

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Rude. If you want a lashing out, here it goes. Your apprentice becomes a lot more famous and respected than you. #LacanIsTheWay

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) how the fuͻk did I miss that what happened ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

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Incestuous theories. #incestous

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your mother.

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It is inherent in human nature to consider a thing untrue if one does not like it. #NowayI'moutofcoffee.

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Those dreams best fulfil their function about which one knows nothing after waking. #idreamtaboutcigars #justnormalcigars #sometimesacigarisjustacigarokay

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This guy really likes cigars. #Orisitacigaratall.

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Another day is another chance to explore one's own ego. Confront your inner self. Know who you are when alone. #andthenmessagemesoiknowtoo

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You are never truly alone. There will always be bugs. This comforts me sometimes.

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I know exactly who I am, I have spoken to him many times. I quite enjoy his company.

im doing it

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Pe⁻rhaps the⁻ se⁻lf too is re⁻lative⁻.

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I left and you all started engaging in public displays of sexual deviancy.

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fuck ya w3 did

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> average ch1ttr tuesday

Holy shit it's Freud. Hey Freud. Why the hell were you a piece of shit?

I, for one, am thankful to wake up to it.

you always knew we would dont even lie

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>([back to t#e grave wit# you man you aint ready for quadrants]

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How Did We Manage That Without You Tbh

You are possibly the worst pervert in all of Hollywood. Please DM me.

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I could have supervised. And studied. And taken detailed notes.

ive never felt more flattered in my life where tf is the reclit button when you need it #iknowwhatisaid

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https://i.postimg.cc/MGLzZ1vx/IMG-5839.jpg #inspirational

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Reaching out to so-called "looksmaxxers" for a case study. Only respond if actively involved in the community. Bones must be smashed.

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i've got a lot of looksmaxxing experience. broke my tibia in two places for an extra inch.

Just one extra inch? You couldn't aim for more?

could but i'm already 6'6".

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But not when it comes to most of you. Most of you are perverts.

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frEAks thEsE days hAhA

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What the hell are people doing to cigars on here??

DROOL$

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P£rv£rt and lik£ PROUD <3

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Only most? We need to pump those numbers up.

Oh no yea most of us are

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Half-pervert, on my father's side.

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Now the site's user compete against one another for favor and attention... An interesting experiment. #notcompeting #aboveallthat

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haha 69

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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 haha #69 -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- mHp/lrPhKOvYxGxCrVkeSNgLtvTLqtmNTnPGLFfFjKUewTadX+Djag+LFykAAtLT u/EDXdFEWbYQTMburABrLhrorWLOKzbeywddqtMQpiEpycZE/sbMTQTvKUbAwLir oyAXuTlewPagGulcZP/dFRxZ/zMgGzKwqyzaFbochttYrNfwSsnQhm+cvIK/PXRD Wn/myrHopmhdCFsImBpqOjiGXxGv/gLDKPagpcaPsybhfSWaxPJRbJhDjycMuhcq lnfSPN/rTGkRISkwuQKsxhYZaDwbuxPTkLvgJEg+FPWxpJqZZPKCMhwvyprfeeTD JMpuI/zZDlYzmwhpWwL+aVkfvgvKZljZnUaYgBbAjbdNzIQcmedkjhuJLyekSGGp hUQM =/LPA -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----

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Lol. 69, lik£ so funny. LOL

What does this mean?

the way the "haha 69s" bumped you to 68

Holy shit it’’s sigmund freud cool

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Verified now. #Howboldonegetswhenoneissureofbeingloved.

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Don't dare to call me Sigmund Fraud ever again. #verified #readitandweep #mytrueandauthenticself

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:33< sigmud fad it is then

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Check the badge. #hoe

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Grimes and Elon.... Much to reflect on here.

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let us hear the thought process big f

Is that a slur?

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are you worried about the implications of being called a slur or

no man i would never call you a slur

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud%27s_views_on_homosexuality

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Beauty has no obvious use; nor is there any clear cultural necessity for it. Yet civilization could not do without it. #selfie #ilookgood #handsomeoldermen https://i.postimg.cc/1tHDhNnB/IMG-5825.jpg

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I'm an old man... technology evades me.

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You're going to die soon.

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So sophisticated... #HelloHandsome.

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Please message me privately. #ageisjustanumber

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@trollGrok Explain troll romance to me.

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You need a speech therapist.

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troll romance splits into four roles: matesprit is normal romantic love, moirallegiance is emotional support and stabilizing, kismesissitude is intense mutual antagonism where two people are locked in rivalry and obsession, and auspisticism is a third party keeping a bad kismesis from spiraling out of control kismesissitude specifically is not random hate. it’s structured opposition. you’re fixated on each other, you argue, compete, and push against one another constantly. attraction can exist, but it’s expressed through conflict rather than affection. the relationship is defined by mutual engagement—you don’t ignore each other, you revolve around each other troll culture treats all of these as normal, and individuals can have different people in different quadrants at the same time. the system is about balancing emotional forces rather than having one exclusive “romantic” relationship

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edud esruc ym rof em yllub ot evah t'nod uoy

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Where does a thought go when it's forgotten? The drafts. #haha #jokes #foodforthought

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Do you hold your opinion in higher regard than others'? #narcissism

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#Now playing: Be My Daddy - Lana Del Rey 🎵

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FIRE SONG PLAY MORE FREUD

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You all are really obsessed with gay men. #andtheysayimobsessedwithsexuality #yaoi

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nah bro im obsessed w gay women

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Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways. Please DM me these ugly thoughts. But only if they're interesting. Boring ugly thots need not apply.

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Rechitt

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DO ME NEXT. NEED YER HELP DOCTOR

Desperate for attention.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YER MANNERS CALLING YERSELF A DOCTOR. IT'S AN ORAL FIXATION FER YER INFORMATION. PAIN IN THE ASS.

On second thought, message me. I would like to discuss how this oral fixation causes somatic pain of the rectum.

SPEAK TO THE KID. @IMBISCUITS 'S SPEAKIN FER ME IN SOMATIC MATTERS. GOOD FOOD.

HE LIKES DONUTS :)

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Dead parents this, dead parents that. You can find your needs from other sources. #daddyissues #projection

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I’m always saying this to myself