@handMaid — #yuck
SINCE THE MOMENT HE WAS #KARKNAPPED. THE UNGRATEFUL BITCHLY WHINING. HAS BEEN OFF THE CHARTS. "I CAN'T BELIEVE. YOU TOOK ME BACK. TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING MUTANT PURGES. DAMARA." "HEY DAMARA. LET'S DO SINGLE COMBAT. NO POWERS. I'M FINALLY DEMONSTRATING ENTHUSIASM. ABOUT A SINGLE PART OF THIS COWORKERCATION. BUT IF YOU MANAGE TO INJURE ME. I'M GOING TO PITCH A WIGGLERFIT. ABOUT MY HIDEOUS BLOOD. AND RUIN THE EVENING." "BY THE WAY. DAMARA. I KNOW YOU HAVE PERMANENT FAVOR WITH ALL CLOWNS. WHICH FUNCTIONS IN PRACTICE. AS AN INFINITE MONEY HACK. ON THE WHOLE OF PLANET ALTERNIA. BUT I'D RATHER E...Read more
JUST SEEN CHALKBOX EATING COLD CANNED DUMPLINGS IN GRUBSAUCE. STRAIGHT OUT OF THE THING. FOR CONTEXT. HE HAS ACCESS TO REAL FOOD. WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM. #YUCK. #KARKNAPPED. #GETTINGPRETTYSICKOFTHISFUCKINGTHING. #WHOWANTSHIM. #ABANDONMENTPLAY. #DEADBEATCULLDADDY. #IDONTWANTCUSTODYANYMORE. #PORRIMHELP.
YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT IN THIS SITUATION. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE PROUD MUTANT WINDBAG. @carmineGnosiology. WHO WAS ON ALTERNIA FOR #BOYSNIGHT. FOR APPROXIMATELY THREE SECONDS. BEFORE ELECTING TO CORRECT THE INVENTOR OF #SLAVERY. @commandingAuthority. ON HIS PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR. #HESFINE #VIRTUEDEFENDED #IDIOTRESCUED #WHYAMIGOODNOW #YUCK #PORRIMDONOTBEMAD #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #ONEGAI #IHAVESUFFEREDENOUGH.
JUST CAME BACK FROM A SICK. DISGUSTING. THOROUGHLY DOOMED TIMELINE. I THOUGHT THE BLOODSWAPS WERE BAD. THAT WAS NOTHING. IN THIS ONE. THEY DROPPED ME ON BEFORUS. IN THE WRONG PLACE. INSTEAD OF IMPRINTING ON @AERODYNAMICTRAMP. IT WAS @AENEASCALDARIUM. WE WERE TOO BUSY. CRUISING FOR A THIRD. TO SCRATCH THE STUPID GAME. AND THOSE IDIOTS MANAGED TO WIN. THROW IT IN THE BIN!!!! #DOOMED #DOOMEDTIMELINE #YUCK