@handMaid — #workposting
YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST BITCH. WHO FAILED TO MEET HER #WORKPOSTING QUOTA. @TERRIBLEFATE
1-800-AURA-FARM. #ILOVEMYJOB #APPLYNOW
#ALPHABITCH OF THE #ALPHATIMELINE. HANDMAID OF THE LORD OF DOUBLE DEATH. DEMONESS OF ALTERNIA. HR AT THE FELT. HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL FORMER SLEEPER AGENT. YOU'RE SURELY FAMILIAR WITH MY WORK. #BOSSBITCH #GRINDSET #LURKEDINPOSTING #LURKEDIN #WORKPOSTING #NEWPINNED
WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO. YOU'LL NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. #WORKPOSTING #TIMECLONERECYCLING #BODYDISPOSAL #ONEREMAINS #HAAHAAANDTHENWHAT
I DON'T NEED PAIL. WORK FUCKS ME EVERY NIGHT. #WORKPOSTING. #NSFW. #NSFYWMAYBE. #THEYLETMESAYANYTHING.
HOW IT FEELS. EVERY TIME SOME WORM. SLITHERS OUT OF THE WOODWORK. TO DISPARAGE MY #NONHOSTILEWORKPLACE. AND MY #EMPLOYEROFCHOICE. #GETBEHINDME.
PLEASE DISREGARD ALL MY CHITTS FROM THE LAST TWO LUNAR CYCLES. I WAS NOT LIVING UP TO THE MISSION OF FELT MANOR. OR REPRESENTING THE BRAND. TO MY USUAL STANDARD OF QUALITY. MY STATEMENTS. ATTITUDE. AND ACTIONS. WERE INAPPROPRIATE. UNPROFESSIONAL. AND UNDESERVING OF THE TITLE. OR THE POWERS. I HAVE BEEN GENEROUSLY LOANED. I DEEPLY REGRET. MY SHAMEFUL BEHAVIOR. AND THE REPEATED VIOLENT IMPACT. THAT IT HAD. ON THE TEAM. AND THE WORK ENVIRONMENT. I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. FOR THE DESTRUCTION. AND REPUTATIONAL DAMAGE. WHICH I CAUSED. DURING MY TEMPORARY PERIOD. OF MAGICAL PANDAMAGE. I VALUE MY POSITI...Read more
DO YOUR WORST. #HEREWEGOAGAIN. #RESETTHECLOCK. #ZERONIGHTSWITHOUTINCIDENT.
IMPORTANT FELT ANNOUNCEMENT. NOBODY OPEN THE DOOR. TO THE BLOCK FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL. THE NEW JANITOR IS IN THERE. RESTING. FROM HIS MANY TASKS. HE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE CLOCKS. AND THE TIME BULLSHIT. AND THE NOISE. SO IN MY INFINITE MERCY. AS THE #NICEMAID. I HAVE PROVIDED HIM WITH A BLOCK WHERE THERE ARE NO CLOCKS. NO NOISE. AND. MOST IMPORTANTLY. NO PASSAGE OF TIME. SO HE CAN BUILD UP THE SPEED. TO HANDLE THE OTHER ELEVENTY THOUSAND ROOMS. IN THIS SHITHOLE MANOR. AGAIN. ON PAIN OF DOUBLE DEATH. DO NOT DISTURB THE OCCUPANT OF #JANITORJAIL. (FORMERLY KNOWN AS #MAIDJAIL.) HE IS HAVING IMPOR...Read more
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH. OF HAVING DIRECT REPORTS. NO LONGER THE SHITKICKED. I HAVE BECOME THE SHITKICKER. FEARED AND LOATHED. NOT ONLY PLANETWIDE. BUT ALSO. IN MY OWN HIVE AND WORKPLACE. FEELS GOOD TO BE THE #BOSSBITCH. #CAREERDEVELOPMENT #OPPRESSION #HAZING #HOSTILEWORKPLACE #NONHOSTILEWORKPLACE #YOUWOULDNTGETIT #WORKPOSTING.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/DFYM6SD7/IMAGE.PNG WHAT I'M LEARNING FROM THIS EXPERIENCE. IS THAT YOU ALL REALLY LIKE THE #WORKPOSTING. AND I SHOULD DO IT MORE.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/BVYMTDVW/IMAGE.PNG IT'S PERHAPS A LITTLE EARLY FOR LUSUSDAY PART TWO. BUT IT'S NEVER A BAD TIME FOR #WORKPOSTING. BEHOLD THE MOST FEARSOME. TERRIFYING. DEADLY. TWISTED. #OPPRESSIVE. #EVIL. SADISTIC. VIOLENT. CUNNING. LYING. CHEATING. BETRAYING. SOULLESS. #ABUSE IVE. WICKED. MONSTER EVER TO SET FOOT ON ALTERNIA. ISN'T SHE DARLING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT. THAT'S ME. AND THE HORRORS I AM CAPABLE OF. ARE MAYBE. UP TO FIFTY PERCENT DUE TO. THE FLAWLESS. UNIMPEACHABLE. SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BASED REARING. OF THE ARCHITECT OF ARMAGEDDON. THE CEO OF CAUSALITY. THE FAUST WITH THE MAUST. MY #BOSSMAN. ...Read more
THEY SHOULD GIVE HIM A #BOON. FOR ALL THAT #WORKPOSTING. #VAGUEPOSTING.