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I didn't know that's how it works. https://i.imgur.com/rlxRx2s.png
yknowv i aint easy. it takes a lotta effort to get into my pants. hell, wvomen are telling me all the time its emotionally draining just talking to me. imagine hovw draining it is to sleep wvith me #nsfvw
COOK - #MYPANCAKE SERVE - #MYPANCAKE EAT - #MYPANCAKE
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I feel like if I answer the fuck/marry/kill trend I will 6e the 9ne that ends up dead (again) #nsfw #vi9lence
G3t you a baddi3 that can put food down almo2t fa2t3r than you can.
A Bro Strider just followed me and I had to resist the urge to giggle. It is most definitely my time to exit for tonight.
Due to my embarrassment, you may commit some felonies in my absence. I need to atone.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. “President” is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
ᐖ WULᐖ U RATHER HAVE HANᐖ TOES OR FOOT FINGERS ᐛ
big money big money no whammies
Wovld anyone like to compare swords. #RealSteel #StillNotAEvphemism
𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒎𝒆. 𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒃𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕.
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:33< *the mighty huntress falls out of MEWR clawset with a bag full of stuff she stole furom mewre hive* :33< we cant k33p m33ting like this...
oNe pErCeNt cHaNcE FoR DoCtOr fOoTbAlL To mAnEfEsT In yOuR BaThRoOm aT NiGhT
if you know me as fearsome fate then you knew me at a very low point in my life
this goes out to all the gay people yeah i kiss dudes and thats ok but i also kiss girls cause im not really gay all gay people should be able to do whatever cept kiss outside of the victorias secret ever thats fucking weird dont do that mic drop #rap