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A Bro Strider just followed me and I had to resist the urge to giggle. It is most definitely my time to exit for tonight.
Due to my embarrassment, you may commit some felonies in my absence. I need to atone.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
It has come to my attention that many of you believe I am no longer President. This is false. βPresidentβ is merely the title given to the individual currently occupying the Oval Office, and I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchhill.
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big money big money no whammies
Wovld anyone like to compare swords. #RealSteel #StillNotAEvphemism
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:33< *the mighty huntress falls out of MEWR clawset with a bag full of stuff she stole furom mewre hive* :33< we cant k33p m33ting like this...
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if you know me as fearsome fate then you knew me at a very low point in my life
this goes out to all the gay people yeah i kiss dudes and thats ok but i also kiss girls cause im not really gay all gay people should be able to do whatever cept kiss outside of the victorias secret ever thats fucking weird dont do that mic drop #rap