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✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/b60a4fbe2c0f.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧he husks ❦f gr❦wn sna𖧧chsl𖥧𖧧hers are ra𖧧her macabre, a s𖥧gh𖧧 𖧧ha𖧧 can 𖥧ll𖥧c𖥧𖧧 #h❦rr❦r 𖥧f caugh𖧧 ❦ff-guard. s𖧧𖥧ll, a n𖥧ce s𖥧gh𖧧 even 𖥧f 𖥧ve ye𖧧 𖧧❦ f𖥧nd 𖧧he b❦nes 𖧧❦ repa𖥧r my harp ✿
It really d9es feel like y9u all try t99 hard t9 pail each 9ther.
I have bought a second dress. This one in blue. I will repent for such wanton excess soon. Ego sum ira Domini.
Campfire parties actually s9und nice. Yes, please get 6ack t9 me 9n that later, thank y9u.
I'd like that. H9w 9ften are these chiller parties happening?
Okay. I might be transgender. Ego sum ira Domini.
I find the c9mpany y9u'd usually find at parties is rather...tr9u6les9me. As well as very cr9wded. Still, h9wever, I might 6e interested in attending a party that isn't 9verly 96n9xi9us
D --> I am not your "master", and I am most certainly not your clientele. Your field of work, as legitimate as it is, is none of my concern D --> I merely anticipate an appropriate amount of respect for my hierarchical placement. Were the roles swapped, I would happily, neigh, elatedly call you sir
Yes actually, I've needed a 6reak t9 have a nice casual c9nversati9n
❥ nook and bulge would fix some of you* #nsfw
:33 < i n33d a big man to come in and lift me :33 < and then use me like a fleshlight..... #nsfw
(• - •) What oh wait that's an adorable lusus. You're a very lucky troll. I bet he is a very fun companion. He looks very fluffy. ⚘
was too busy last night to drink much which means i need to drink double tonight to make up for it #substances
Yes. Even my sight is limited to the realm of which I occupy. I was unaware of the reaches. A rarity.
Massive apologies, again. Please, reach out to let me know how I can repair our reputation in your eyes.
The Bartender does not reflect the presence of the Felt. Please, allow me to host you again and make your comforts needed.
My dress has arrived. I will have to see how many blades I can carry in it. Ego sum ira Domini.
Every9ne in this party feels unusual. (Why is 9ur h9st shaped like that?)
H4PPY SLUT S4TURD4Y TO MY F3LLOW SLUTS!! #NSFW
The doors to the ballroom are now open. Everyone, regardless of origin, is welcome. You may enter at your convenience. There is no need to announce yourselves. Your presence has already been accounted for. The room is prepared accordingly. Tea has been set. The company is… appropriate. Do mind the table near the center. It has not been disturbed, and I would prefer it remain that way. You will find your place without assistance. I will be there when you arrive. #Felt #RSVP #TeaTime https://msparp.chat/tea_time
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kneel before me and kiss my lowblooded feet like the deprived creatures you are, , , #nsfw
1F 1 G37 6000000000000000000 L1K35 1'LL P057 4 D0U8L3 8ULG3 P1C. #N5FW
I think one of the most fascinating things about trolls, especially those found on the planet I reside on, is the height disparity. Not only is it a matter of architecture adjusting to the taller heights, but also just the matter that they're attractive, I find.
hElLo cHiTtRdOeS AnYoNe lIkE CiNnAmOn rOlLs
>>| .it's .all .about hot girls .and hot chicks. .i'm not .against .it, .all girls right now right here .are that last bits .of redberry .on sweet cakes. .always .on top .and .always fresh. .about the boys, the guys, the dudes? sometimes .a troll man needs .another troll man to fulfill their flushed dreams .and deep desires. not to be .a dominating part, but to be dominated. #nsfw
\) -•-Need a hand pulling my hair and smacking my ass at the same time right now… -•- (/ #nsfw-•- (/
i am of the firm belief that people look so much fucking hotter when theyre covered in blood dont think it matters whos blood it is tho man i might need to stabcute people more often #nsfw #nsfwe maybe #gore
X I wanna be a degenerate but idk in which way. Like do I go rabid animal horny or just start railing lines and see what posts I make? #substance #nsfw x
We all know what this is. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff70325b539b.png #nsfw

i hav decided that actually i am hot shit and i dont care >:)
It's a pity how few people know where the Sex Drive is installed. #nsfw #nsfwe
wWw i wazzn't in the right zztate of mind lately but i've come to my zzenzzezz. no more pointlezzzz political argumentzz thizz page izz good vibezz only ☮ wWw
any babes and cool cats awvake and single
An Invitation It has come to my attention that a number of you have taken a rather keen interest in my presence here. Your attention has been… consistent. Admirable, even. As such, I find it only appropriate to extend a courtesy. You are hereby invited to a small gathering at Felt Manor. Nothing so vulgar as a spectacle, I assure you. Merely an afternoon engagement. Tea will be served. Conversation, should you prove capable of it, will be accommodated. Attendance is, of course, optional. Though I find that those who decline often arrive regardless. --- **Directions** You will not find Felt Manor by searching for it. Instead, you will proceed as follows: At a moment of your choosing, close your current application. Do not rush this step. Timing, as ever, is important. When next you find yourself alone, locate the nearest reflective surface. A screen will suffice. So will a window, provided the lighting is adequate. Observe your own reflection. Remain there longer than is comfortable. At some point—precisely when you begin to suspect nothing will happen—you will notice that something already has. A door will be present behind you. You may turn around if you wish. It will not affect the outcome. Enter. --- I would advise punctuality. The tea will not grow cold, but your opportunity to attend is… less accommodating. I look forward to your arrival. After all, You have already decided to come. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eecee7108e42.jpg
Today, I Saw A Barkbeast. That Has Been The Highlight Of Today.
I Do Not Regret Abandoning My Cloister To Vork In My Current Field. If Anything It Has Been A Boon To Them As Much As Me. I Funnel Money To Them, As Vell As Send My Most Trusted Of Mercenaries To Do Any Vork They Need Doing.
--[ON CHITTR U MAKE ONE POST AN EVERY1 TRYNA GET UNDER UR DRESS WTF. IDK WHAT I EXPECTED LOL SIGHHH ITS SO HARD BEING HAWT AND RICH #NSFW]--
One Of The Mercenaries I Assigned To An Asset Retrieval Job Completely Cocked Up The Operation. Asset Is Not Dead. You Knov Vhat That Means? Time For A Bad Barkbeast To Get Euthanized. #violence
Asunder is basi€ally the most €lassi€ way to be torn, and if you're looking to be €left, in twain is a vintage but stunning €hoi€e.
[[thinking longingly about this bald ass man i might pick a handle for him and make the profile while im at work anyway.... i do not remember at all what handle i used to use for him https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8617.jpeg
Ever wish y9u c9uld feel the sun with9ut 6urning t9 a crisp?

✿ d❦ 𖧧rea𖧧 y❦urself 𖧧❦ a warm mug 𖧧❦l𖥧gh𖧧, be 𖥧𖧧 𖥧n𖧧❦x𖥧ca𖧧𖥧ng ❦r s❦❦𖧧h𖥧ng, mayhap b❦𖧧h 𖥧f y❦u feel fr𖥧sky ✿
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.
Of Course Bestie! I'll Get A compilation of all My Recent Work ~☆
Working On Some new styles for some Local Jade Bloods ~ If You Want a new hot look yourself, shoot me a DM and i'll get you On The Waitlist ~☆

i dunno how man7 of 7ou are (hroni(all7 online and see someone telling 7ou to tou(h grass as an insult but gu7s. 7ou should tou(h grass. it's prett7 awesome. i spent the last few hours reading in a park under a tree and it's great
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
t this is the saturniidae t they are actually r real on e earth h humans are s so lucky https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5e/79/ab/5e79abb4728d40711bf6d12f09ae8702.jpg

✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/ce5d18822b4e.png ✿ ✿ 𖥧𖧧 seems 𖧧h𖥧s haun𖧧l𖥧ng has a gues𖧧, a charm𖥧ng #bug ✿
X_G∴∴D EVE AND G∴∴D M∴RR∴W T∴ ALL MY FELL∴W CHITTRS! IVE BEEN T∴LD THIS W∴ULD E G∴∴D F∴R "BUSNIESS" AND "PR∴FITS" . S∴ I AM HERE! HELL∴! C∴ME T∴ MY CLINIC!_
You're only making me blush with that sort of talk. Would you kindly continue?
◣_◢ My own, REAL auTToresponder; And even he isn'TT as much of an ass.

concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
or the opposite: having your religious matesprit worship you instead of their god #nsfw
piledrive your clown kismesis. tthis is a good idea and won'tt leave you witth every bone in your body shattttered
I do not want. I only consume.
<-(((Frankly if you lost all of your ceagers to some shit by the name of "Eridan coin" you kind of deserve the financial fallout)))->
My body is a temple that worships monster energy and dicks #nsfw
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.

concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
X @cryptaestheticCompanion I’ll pay both of you 1000 an hour if you both sit on either side of my desk in a dress and look cute x
X SINGLE NIGHT JOB OPENING: Name: Pretty boy/girl who sits on my desk Desc: you sit on the corner of my desk in your underwear and look pretty for me, payment will be constant praise and 300 Cae an hour. #nsfw x

its a huge year for people who love whimpering men. #nsfw







































